Friday, December 27, 2019

Decadian ePistle


Famous First Words: Say, kids, what time is it? --Buffalo Bob It's Howdy Doody Time
It's About Time Week (25-31) One day a man met 3 beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickle. It was a quarter to three. / Farmer Joan had a cow she claimed could time travel. She called her Doctor Moo.
..........That's just an unimportant technicality..........Gaylord & Magnolia …..Make Believe (Showboat)
Perceiving the need for healing and reconciliation in the world, the founders of IFOR formulated a vision of the human community based upon the belief that love in action has the power to transform unjust political, social, and economic structures.
It is late morning on the last Friday of 2019. The sky has just enough clouds to keep the sun from a full onslaught but shows through with a friendly blue. It is cold (27°F) but there is little wind to move the willow branches. Early morning was very black and moonless; but my second rising is sunny and bright. The world sounds of trash truck motors so Puck and I stay inside in the warmth. Second best about this morning is that I am sipping Moose Munch decaf, creamed and sweetened, desserty flavors that remind the nose of carnivals and the soul of good times. First best is sitting down to write to you.
Hope your weekend is an omen for a great new year, ePistliers, Happy New Decade
Run into a crowded store and ask “What year is it?” When someone answers, yell “it worked” and run out cheering. / We need to just enjoy the time that's hours.
..........You and me, we sweat an' strain........Joe …..Ol' Man River (Showboat)
Trivia Questions: 119 years ago, Carry Nation hacked up her first liquor barrel.
^ Any idea what Carry's birth name was?
^^ How about where she was born?
^^^ What does WCTU stand for?
^^^^ What movie star feuded with Carry?
^^^^^ How do you think the WCTU is doing today?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Everyone else is debating Merry Impeachment vs Happy Impeachment, and I'm over here all non-denominational like with Treason's Greetings. --Submitted by nm of ks
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 89% of librarian's current bookmark is a receipt from the liquor store. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
There was a goat who preformed in the circus eating anything and everything, car parts, toasters, cell phones. But he refused to eat clocks...too time consuming. / If time travel were possible, I'm sure my future self would have shown up by now to slap some sense into me or, at least, given me lottery numbers.
..........Fish got to swim, birds got to fly.........Queenie …..Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man of Mine (Showboat)
Moonbeam: Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. --Carol Burnett
Naturally Occurring Mandala of the Week: Flames

Big Hello: Labbay! - Uzbek (Russia) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if anyone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm gonna need that back. --RHOZ
Chant at the Time Traveler's rally: What do we want. Time Travel When do we want it? Irrelevant. / 15 dogs chased a cat. Quarter after one.
..........Like the heroes bold in the books I've read.........Julie …..Bill (Showboard)
^ Carry Nation was born Carry Amelia Moore (11/25/1846).
Almanac: It is Friday, December 27, 2019. The moon was new Wednesday and is in Capricorn. It is National Fruitcake Day. In Australia, Canada, the Channel Islands, England, and Nauru it is Boxing Day. Bhutan experiences Day of 9 Evils; it is Independence Day (1949) in Indonesia and in Namibia and South Africa it is Family Day.
Among those born on this day were Johann Kepler (1571), Jean Bernoulli (1654), Louis Pasteur (1822), Sydney Greenstreet (1879), Oscar Levant (1906), William H. Master (1915), Cokie Roberts (1943), and James Sanford (1957).
On December twenty-seventh Carry Nation smashed her first bar (Wichita, 1900), the American Sociological Society opened its first annual meeting (1906), Show Boat premiered (1927), Radio City Music Hall opened (1932), the Howdy Doody Show was first telecast on NBC (1947), Apollo 8 returned to Earth (1968), the last Carol Burnett Show aired (1991).
Night Sky, 12/27: In twilight about 30 minutes after sunset, spot the thin crescent Moon low in the southwest. It's well to the lower right of Venus. Using binoculars, look for faint Saturn disappearing toward the horizon a few degrees lower right of the Moon. This is the last we'll see of Saturn in the evening sky until next summer. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Max the reindeer practicing his “ho, ho, ho”

This Week: Saturday, December 28 – Endangered Species Act Day & Pledge of Allegiance Day & Short Film Day
Sunday, December 29 – Tick Tock Day & YMCA Day
Night Sky, 12/29: Sirius and Procyon in balance? Sirius, the Dog Star, sparkles low in the east-southeast after dinnertime. Procyon, the Little Dog Star, shines to Sirius's left by about two fist-widths at arm's length.
Monday, December 30 – Bacon Day & No Interruptions Day
Tuesday, December 31 – Hogmanay & National Champagne Day & Look on the Bright Side Day
Night Sky, 12/31: Venus shines in the southwest in the evening twilight. Uranus & Neptune are visible right after dark high in the south-southeast. Mars is low in the east-southeast in early dawn. Mercury & Jupiter are hidden at the moment.
Wednesday, January 1 – New's Year Day & First Food Day & World Day of Peace
Thursday, January 2 – World Introvert Day & National Buffet Day & National Science Fiction Day & Happy Mew Year for Cats Day
Time really flies when you take two naps a day. / What if the CIA invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel?
..........After the dancers leaving.........Magnolia …..After The Ball (Showboat)
^^ Carry was born in Gerrard County, Kentucky on a share cropping plantation.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: If the Millennium Falcon can be a piece of junk and fall apart continuously for decades and still be cool and kick ass then so can you. --Jeff Kramer --Submitted by dr of oh
Moonbeam: Nature uses as little as possible of anything. --Johannes Kepler
Classic Late Night Snacks of Healthcare Past: Senators are ready to pass the healthcare bill. Its the most important issue to Americans at least until American Idol. --David Letterman 12/21/09 / The Senate's healthcare bill is expected to pass on Christmas Eve. The healthcare overhaul will extend coverage to 30 million people who are uninsured, or as Wal-Mart calls them, "employees." --Jimmy Fallon 12/21/09 / The Senate is trying to pass healthcare by Christmas, and they took a rare vote last night at 1 am. They scheduled it for 1 am. because thats when John McCain gets up to visit the bathroom. --Conan O'Brien 12/21/09 / Meteorologists are calling this a record blizzard, which makes sense if you think about it. Republicans always said the Senate would pass healthcare when hell freezes over. --Jay Leno 12/21/09
Not So Late Night Snacks of the Week: The debate for the first time this cycle was on PBS, which means that instead of being surprisingly dull, it was expectedly dull. / The reviews have been mixed. On the one hand, Tyler Coates says "Cats" is, quote, the worst movie I have seen this year, end quote, while on the other hand, David Farrier said, quote, This is the worst thing I've ever seen. This is what death feels like, end quote. --Peter Sagal Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me 12/21/19
IFOR members share a vision of a world where conflicts are resolved through nonviolent means, where systems that foster fear and hatred are dismantled, and where justice is sought as a basis for peace.
The physics grad student taught his cat to time travel in order to drive Schrodinger crazy. / Have you ever had a plan for your day and suddenly it's 5 pm and you have achieved literally nothing?
..........someone who can be unconcerned and free.........Chorus …..Till Good Luck Comes My Way (Showboat)
^^^ Carry helped to form the Women's Christian Temperance Union, a group of reformers who later brought about the 18th Amendment, (prohibiting alcohol) to the US constitution.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The first bar smashed by Carry Nation was at the Carey Hotel in Wichita, KS. The Carey was a beautiful 5-story Second Empire style, (on Douglas at St. Francis). Its bar was one of the most elegant in the mid-west. “The show saloon of Wichita” complete with a large nude painting, Cleopatra at the Bath, behind the bar.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I don't do Elf on the Shelf because if I want someone to sit in silent judgment of my family with a fake smile on their face, I'll just invite my mother over.
Weird Word of the Week: Yuleshard (n.) - Someone who still has things left to prepare and finish on Christmas Eve. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/567390/obsolete-christmas-words

Weird Word2 of the Week: Shemomechama: To eat past the point of fullness because the food tastes so good. https://www.ozy.com/acumen/theres-a-word-for-your-thanksgiving-gluttony/74075/

Wacky Uses for Common Products: Used Christmas Trees: Trees, dead or alive, are good for gardens. Pine needles make fantastic mulch for plant beds, so those can be collected and spread around. Limbs and trunks can be sliced up and thrown into rougher garden areas to rot down over the coming year, which means they are naturally feeding the soil as opposed to becoming contaminated in landfills. If the neighbors are interested in splitting the cost, a rented wood chipper could make a lot of mulch out of the whole neighborhood’s trees, or there are often tree-cycling set-ups near recycling centers. https://www.onegreenplanet.org/lifestyle/things-to-do-with-old-christmas-trees/
If time is money, why isn't the ATM a time machine? / Interested in Time Travel? Meet here last Thursday, 7 pm.
...........You drink champagne from a slipper.........Chorus …..Life Upon The Wicked Stage (Showboat)
^^^^ Mel Ferrer (Moulin Rouge, 1952) openly opposed prohibition and became Carry's enemy.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Please do not annoy the writer, she may put you in a book and kill you.. --Submitted by dr of oh
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: There are no science fiction conventions that I could find this weekend.
Actual Science Convention of the Week: International Conference on Applied Theoretical Organic Chemistry (26-27, Vienna, Austria) … figures, tables and references of novel research materials. https://waset.org/applied-theoretical-organic-chemistry-conference-in-december-2019-in-vienna
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck taking the holiday from work to eat shrimp.

Dr Who: I don't always land where I'm supposed to but when I do it's not nearly as interesting. / Winter Solstice. If it got dark any earlier, we wouldn't have to get up at all.
..........like a lonely Punchinello.........Gaylord and Magnolia …..You Are Love (Showboat)
^^^^^ The WCTU remains an internationally active organization. Although "temperance norms have lost a great deal of their power" and there are far fewer dry communities today than before ratification of the Eighteenth Amendment, there is still at least one WCTU chapter in almost every US state and in 36 other countries around the world.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Until further notice – celebrate everything.
Today's Peace of History, December 27, 1914: The International Fellowship of Reconciliation (IFOR), an inter-religious peace group, was founded in Cambridge, England.
Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes after Tuesday. / Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
..........After I have looked around.........Ellie & Frank …..I Might Fall Back on You (Showboat)
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle December 27, 2019, Decadian ePistle . Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Love, Laughs all the time Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: Tanquam ex ungue leonem. One knows the lion by his claw. --Johann Bernoulli
Cost of War:
As of 12/26/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,987,402,910,376.
As of 12/19/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,985,397,593,204.
As of 12/26/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $939,584,580,517.
As of 12/19/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $938,221,759,822.
As of 12/26/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $730,849,015,295.
As of 12/19/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $729,135,006,406.
As of 12/26/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $321,738,873,169.
As of 12/19/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $321,349,187,379.
As of 12/26/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,979,575,687,161.
As of 12/19/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,974,105,330,519.
We educate, train, build coalitions, and engage in nonviolent and compassionate actions locally, nationally, and globally --The Fellowship of Reconciliation
..........So you're going away.........Frank & Ellie …..Goodbye, My Lady Love (Showboat)
The preacher said it was time for reflection, so I held my watch up to a mirror. / I'd like a watch that tells time. Don't you have a watch that tells time? No, you have to look at it.
Famous Last Words: Best time I ever had. --Carol Burnett's closing song, I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together
May Peace bless your minutes
And Joy fill your hours
prairie mama
christine


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