Friday, August 31, 2018

Elementary ePistle


Famous First Words: Recognising the potential of the current situation --IRA statement declaring an indefinite ceasefire pending further peace negotiations.
August is Get Ready for Kindergarten Month! What's the best place to grow flowers at school? Kindergarden / I think I need a new kindergarten teacher. Miss Smith doesn't even know her colors. She had to ask the class to name them for her.
..........In the misty morning fog..........Van Morrison …..Brown Eyed Girl
...each war carries within itself, the war which will answer it. Each war is answered by another war, until everything is destroyed...That is why I’m so wholeheartedly for a radical end to the madness. --Kathe Kollwitz (1867-1945, Germany)
It is a gray Friday morning. The not quite quarter moon shines brightly as clouds float slowly across its face covering and uncovering it like cosmic peek-a-boo. That same breeze lightly moves the very tops of the very tallest trees but swishes the willow branches into a graceful morning dance. The constantly moving clouds prolong the sense of twilight and lend a air of mystery to the yard. The 70°F temperature is perfect against the face and wispy wind kisses the cheek and moves on. Puck sits in the doorway growling a little under his breath. Perhaps he is practicing in case a real danger shows up. The house and world are quiet; birds are still abed, I guess, sleeping through the gloom or intimidated by Puck fierceness. The occasional car motor drives by at a distance. Puck and I go out and stand for a while on the patio. The world smells of dampness but it doesn't not threaten rain. We take in great gulps of damp (82% relative humidity) air and feel invigorated. But the coffee is ready and I am ready for it. So we return indoors and fill our mouths with sweet tartness and fill my mind with thoughts of you. Goooooooood Morning, world !!
Hope your weekend is simple and sweet, ePistliers.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night? The Alpha-bat / I am a never-tiring, awe-inspiring, early-rising, always-smiling, mentor-guiding, knowledge-providing, education-loving, Kindergarten Teacher.
..........Clean water for to quench my thirst..........Van Morrison …..Sweet Thing
Trivia Questions: Good-bye to Henry the VIII!
^ So, how many of his wives can you name?
^^ The numbers – how many were executed, divorced, out lived him?
^^^ Know which wives produced which heirs?
^^^^ How many of the 6 were actually crowned queen?
^^^^^ How did Henry get to be Supreme Head of the Church of England, anyway?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I wanted to go jogging but Proverbs 28:1 says “The wicked run when no one is chasing them.” So there's that...
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 37% of librarians can successfully judge a book by its cover. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Son: I won a prize in kindergarten today. The teacher asked me how many legs a hippopotamus had. I said three. Father: Three? How on earth did you win the prize? Son: I came the closest.
..........We were born before the wind..........Van Morrison …..Into the Mystic
Moonbeam: Establishing lasting peace is the work of education; all politics can do is keep us out of war. --Maria Montessori
Something to Think About of the Week

Big Hello: Dorood – Persian aka Farsi https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Throw kindness around like confetti.
Week of the Week: It's Be Kind to Humankind Week (8/25-31) –I am not mean before I've had coffee; I'm just selective with my kindness.
How do you think my first day of kindergarten went? They didn't even have wi-fi. / If you think my hands are full you should see my heart. --Kindergarten teacher
..........You can't stop us on the road to freedom..........Van Morrison …..Tupelo Honey
^ 1) Catherine of Aragon, 2) Anne Boleyn, 3) Jane Seymour, 4) Anne of Cleves, 5) Catherine Howard, and 6) Catherine Parr.
Almanac: It is Friday, August 31, 2018. The moon will be last quarter on Monday and is in Taurus. It is Love Litigating Lawyers Day and National Trail Mix Day. In Afghanistan it is Pashtunistan Day and in Malaysia they celebrate Malaysia Day (1957). Finally in Trinidad & Tobago it is Independence Day (1962).
Among those born on this day were Maria Montessori (1870), Frederic March (1897), Arthur Godfrey (1903), William Saroyan (1908), Alan Jay Lerner (1918), Buddy Hackett (1924), Dan Rather (1931), Eldridge Cleaver (1935), Itzhak Perlman (1945), Van Morrison (1945) and Richard Gere (1949).
On August thirty-first Henry VIII was excommunicated (1535), the first US tennis championships were held (1881), and Solidarity union was founded in Poland (1980).
Night Sky, 8/31: Look for bright Vega passing the zenith as twilight fades out, if you live in the world's mid-northern latitudes. Vega goes right through your zenith if you're at latitude 39° north (near Baltimore, Kansas City, Lake Tahoe, Sendai, Beijing, Athens, Lisbon). http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Dragon Con (8/20-9/2, Atlanta, GA) We are the largest multi-media, popular culture convention focusing on science fiction & fantasy, gaming, comics, literature, art, music, and film in the universe. http://dragoncon.org/
Actual Science Convention of the Week: World Congress on Computer Science, Machine learning and Big data analytics. (8/30-31, Dubai, UAE) https://computer-science.enggconferences.com/
This Week: Saturday, September 1 – Calendar Adjustment Day & National No Rhyme (Nor Reason) Day
Sunday, September 2 – Bowling League Day & V-J Day
Night Sky, 9/2 : As twilight fades, spot Venus very low in the west-southwest. Upper right of it by just 1.3° is Spica, a 1st-magnitude star but less than 1% as bright as Venus. Can you see Spica naked-eye through the twilight? They're about a finger-width at arm's length apart. Or, try binoculars.
Monday, September 3 – Labor Day
Tuesday, September 4 – Newspaper Carrier Day & Another Look Unlimited Day
Night Sky, 9/4: After dark the Great Square of Pegasus looms up in the east, balancing on one corner. Its stars are only 2nd and 3rd magnitude. Extending leftward from the Square's left corner is the main line of the constellation Andromeda. It's made of three stars (including the corner) that are about as bright as the others forming the Square.
Wednesday, September 5 – Be Late For Something Day & Jury Rights Day
Thursday, September 6 – National Lazy Mom Day

..........Got the moon above your head and the road beneath your feet..........Van Morrison …..Gypsy
^^ Anne Boleyn (2) & Catherine Howard (5) were executed. 4 were divorced or annulled, Catherine of Aragon (2), Anne of Cleves (4), Anne Boleyn (2) and Catherine Howard (5). Catherine Parr (6) lived a year after Henry died.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels. --Submitted by vr of 66
Moonbeam: The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. --William Saroyan
Late Night Snacks: Everyone's on vacation Classic Late Night… New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was spotted singing and dancing at a Bruce Springsteen concert. Then Christie tried to crowd surf and killed nine people. --Conan O'Brien 8/31/16 / According to a new poll, Hillary Clinton has lost a third of her supporters in Iowa since May. There's still debate as to whether she lost them or just deleted them from her database. --Jimmy Fallon 8/31/15 / The three crew members on the international space station may leave early because a rocket bringing supplies crashed. They have some food left, but it’s all in the mini-bar, and that’s really expensive in space. --Jay Leon 8/31/11 / The CIA is hoping Moammar Gadhafi’s weapons don’t fall into the wrong hands. Weren’t they already in the wrong hands? --David Letterman 8/31/11 / New York is facing an infestation of disgusting and impossible-to-kill pests. That’s right, the cast of “Jersey Shore” is in town. --Craig Ferguson 8/31/10
If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or ‘our’ country, let it be understood, soberly and rationally between us, that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits which I have not shared and probably will not share; but not to gratify my instincts, or protect either myself or my country. For, the outside will say, in fact, as a woman, I have no country. As a woman I want no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world... --Virginia Woolf
A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. I said, Kindergarten. / I've got one tough kindergarten teacher. You have to check your cell phones at the door.
..........Turn up your radio and let me hear the song..........Van Morrison …..Caravan
^^^ Catherine of Aragon (1) was mother to Mary I aka Bloody Mary (1553-1558), Anne Boleyn (2) was mother to Elizabeth I (1558-1603), and Jane Seymour (3) was mother to Edward VI (1547-1553).
Worthless Fact of the Week: The inaugural US National Tennis Championship took place August 31, 1881 at the Newport Casino in Newport, RI. The first edition was won by Richard Sears of Boston, MA who went on to win seven consecutive singles titles. Women's championships did not begin until 1887.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The only thing left to decide about Trump is do we try him as an adult? --Michael Moore
Weird Word of the Week: Coddiwomple – To travel purposefully toward an as-yet-unknown destination. (English Slang)
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Keep shower curtains sliding easily. Apply a thin coat of Vaseline Petroleum Jelly to the curtain rod. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/vaseline.html
I've been coming to kindergarten everyday now for two weeks. When do I get paid?
...........Dig your Charlie Parker..........Van Morrison …..The Eternal Kansas City
^^^^ 2 of Henry's wives were crowned queen: Catherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn.
Grammar Joke of the Week: A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I am convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid. --Submitted by rhb of ks
Pseudo-Science on the Internet of the Week: Timelines ...Time travel in popular film and tv... All your favorite time travel time lines in colorful curves from Information is Beautiful. https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/timelines-time-travel-in-popular-film-and-tv/
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck scratching his head in case of the Puzzled Persian.
Kindergarten teachers, come December, it really is just crowd control. / For kindergarten teachers, the month of August is just one long Sunday night.
..........take away my trouble, take away my grief..........Van Morrison …..Crazy Love
^^^^^ Henry was given the authority to suppress monasteries in England and Wales by the Act of Supremacy, passed by Parliament in 1534, which made him Supreme Head of the Church in England, thus separating England from Papal authority, and by the First Suppression Act(1536) and the Second Suppression Act (1539).
Month of the Week: September is College Savings Month --Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Just for the record. I don't want Trump at my funeral, either. --Roy Zimmerman
Shameless Promotion of the Week: Roy Zimmerman will be at Unity of Lawrence (900 Madeline Lane) on 9/11 with his Rize Up tour. Starts at 7:30 pm. ($20 or what you can afford). Buy War Toys for Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSAa86KuXVY
Today's Peace of History, August 31, 1994: The Irish Republican Army (IRA) declared a permanent and "complete cessation of military operations" after 25 years of bombing and 3000 deaths.
All right, nobody leaves this classroom until we find the top to this gluestick! / I frequently use my teacher voice outside the classroom, randomly and unintentionally.
..........The queen of hearts still making tarts..........Van Morrison …..Raglan Road
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle August 31, 2018, Elementary ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace, Laughs, and the ABCs. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: The price of hating other human beings in loving oneself less. --Eldridge Cleaver
Cost of War:
As of 8/30/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,851,150,451,487.
As of 8/23/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,849,170,607,358.
As of 8/30/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $846,985,674,952.
As of 8/23/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $845,640,156,279.
As of 8/30/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $614,138,910,877.
As of 8/23/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $612,747,785,570.
As of 8/30/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $295,281,589,194.
As of 8/23/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $294,897,162,728.
As of 8/30/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,607,857,365,422.
As of 8/16/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,596,872,233,132.
Women are not at the peace table. We are not there where our commitment to peace, our capacities to find solutions through dialogue, debate, our sensitivities to human needs, human rights are sorely needed. Therefore, we still must press - from the outside...Feminists can make clear that one does not have to agree with the political or economic systems of a country in order to like and understand its people. --Margarita Chant Papandreous
..........Well, my mama said there'll be days like this..........Van Morrison …..Days Like This
Kindergarten Teacher Nightmare: Tying a wet shoelace when it has not been raining. / You can't scare me. I teach kindergarten.
Famous Last Words: I'll be seeing you. --Arthur Godfrey's last radio show 1972
May Peace be your teacher
And Joy your subject
prairie mama
christine


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