Friday, September 29, 2017

ePistle eSpresso

Famous First Words: O, we're the men of Texaco.... Opening song of the Milton Berle Show
It is International Coffee Day ! Drink Coffee ! Do stupid things faster and with more energy. / I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water and now I can see noises.
..........make it warm and make it sweet just the way my life has been........Freedy Johnston …..Coffee, Coffee, Coffee
Question: How would you like to die? Walter Cronkite: In my sleep after celebrating the outbreak of permanent world peace. --Proust questionnaire, in Vanity Fair, 1997
It is a truly incredible Friday morning. 56°F allows me to wear a sweater and be very comfortable. There is no wind to tweak the temperature or kiss the cheek. The sky is clearing itself of clouds, herding powdered sugar puffs and wisps and streams alike off to the north. The rising sun illuminates the tops of the stately maples who are just beginning to think about maybe changing to their fall colors. Everything else is green and lush and wet with a thick dew that makes the world smell of dampness and fertility. The birds have not yet come to the feeders this morning; so the symphony is the fountain splashing and the dog yapping to the rhythm of motors grinding in the distance. The children have all gone from the streets and Puck has only squirrels to bark at. They are always busy this time of year and have no time to play games with him. What a beautiful morning, but my coffee is indoors already doctor, sitting on my desk...and then there's you...
Hope your weekend perks you right up, ePistliers.
Depresso: The feeling you get when you've run out of coffee. / Coffee: Because bad morning deserve a second chance.
..........tell me everything that bothers you..........Broadside …..Coffee Talk
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday, Scotland Yard !!
^ Why is the headquarters of the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) called Scotland Yard anyway?
^^ Do you know what jurisdiction the MPS covers?
^^^ So what is New Scotland Yard?
^^^^ Any idea what's the connection of the Black Museum and the MPS?
^^^^^So what ever happened to the actual Scotland Yard?
First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: A new report finds it took humans 3,000 years after developing language to work up confidence to talk to each other. --submitted by jgk of ks
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 34% of librarians are surprisingly unorganized. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
On Sundays my coffee is recreational; as opposed to weekdays when it is medicinal. / A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
..........Haven't slept a wink........Peggy Lee …..Black Coffee
Moonbeam: Before I came here I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture I am still confused. But on a higher level. --Enrico Fermi
Something to Think About of the Week: On my morning walk I saw a house with a pictures (looked like spray paint on sheet) of a skeleton sitting zazen. It is well painted and is, perhaps, the best Halloween decoration I've ever seen.
Big Hello: Ave - Latin
Week of the Week: Banned Books Week (September 24-30)

It's not procrastinating if you're finishing your coffee. It's procaffinating./ Coffee: Puts a spring in your step, a song in your heart, and gives you an insatiable urge to tinkle.
..........Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo.........Cream …..The Coffee Song
^ The name derives from the location of the original Metropolitan Police headquarters at 4 Whitehall Place, which had a rear entrance on a street called Great Scotland Yard
Almanac: It is Friday, September 29, 2017. The moon was first quarter on Wednesday and is in Capricorn. In addition to International Coffee Day it is Mutation Day (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), National Biscotti Day, National Attend Your Grandchild's Birth Day, VFW Day, World Heart Day. In Bhutan is is Dhimbhulhami Tsechhu and in Paraguay it is Battle of Boquer¢n Day (1930). Brunei commemorates Constitution Day and in India they celebrate Durga Puja . Because it is the Last Friday is is also National Gay Men HIV AIDS Awareness Day, Hug a Vegetarian Day, Save The Koala Day, Support Purple for Platelets Day, and Vegan Baking Day. Finally, because it is the last school day of the month it is Ask A Stupid Question Day.
Among those born on this day were Horatio Nelson (1758), Enrico Fermi (1901), Gene Autry (1907), Greer Garson (1908), Michaelangelo Antonioni (1912), Trevor Howard (1916), Bob Newhart (1929), Anita Ekberg (1931), Jean-Luc Ponty (Mothers of Invention) and Madeline Kahn (1942), Lech Walesa (1943), and Bryant Gumbel (1948).
On September twenty-nineth the first marriage bureau opened in England (1650), the first congress adjourned (1789), Scotland Yard was established (1829), Belasco opened his first Broadway theater (1902), the Steinhart Aquarium opened in Golden Gate Park (1923), radio was first used in a presidential campaign (1936), the US Merchant Ship, Booker T Washington, commanded by a black captain was launched (Hugh Mulzac captain, 1940), televsion aired the first football game in color (1951), the Milton Berle Show permiered (1953), Canada launched its first satellite, Alouette 1, (1962), the Rolling Stones began their first tour as an opening act for Bo Diddley and the Everly Brosthers (1963), Florence Griffith Joyner set the woman's 200m record (21.34, 1988) and the UN Peacekeeping forces won the Nobel Peace Prize (1988).
Night Sky, 9/29: As the stars come out in late twilight, look high above the Moon for Altair. After dark, examine the sky about a fist at arm's length upper left of Altair for dim little Delphinus, the Dolphin. A little less far straight above Altair is smaller, dimmer Sagitta, the Arrow. (Binoculars will help.) 
 
This Week: Saturday, September 30 – Blasphemy Day & National Ghost Hunting Day
Sunday, October 1 – National Lace Day & World Vegetarian Day
Night Sky, 10/1: Arcturus shines in the west these evenings, sinking as twilight fades out. Equally-bright Capella is rising lower in the north-northeast, depending on your latitude. (The farther north you are the higher it will be.) They're both magnitude 0, as bright as Vega high overhead. By mid- to late evening, Arcturus and Capella shine at identical heights. When will this happen? That depends on both your latitude and longitude. When it happens, turn around and look low in the south-southeast (well to the lower left of the Moon). There will be 1st-magnitude Fomalhaut at the same height too — if you're at latitude 43° north. Seen from south of that latitude, Fomalhaut will be higher than Capella and Arcturus. Seen from north of there, it will be lower.
Monday, October 2 – Guardian Angels Day & International Day of Non-Violence
Tuesday, October 3 – Techies Day
Night Sky, 10/3: Mercury is disappearing into the glow of sunrise, farther to the lower left of bright Venus and faint Mars every morning.
Wednesday, October 4 – National Pumpkin Seed Day & National Ship in a Bottle Day
Thursday, October 5 – World Teachers Day & World Animal Day & National Walk to School Day
Night Sky, 10/5: Jupiter is disappearing into the sunset these days while Saturn glows in the south-southwest at dusk. Uranus and Neptune are well up in the east and southeast by mid-to late evening.
If asked how I take my coffee I answer, seriously, very seriously. / No, I don't really rise and shine. Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best.
..........As she contemplates the stain across the wall........Mike & the Mechanics …..Another Cup of Coffee
^^ The Metropolitan Police Service is responsible for law enforcement within Greater London, excluding the square mile of the City of London, which is covered by the City of London Police. In addition they cover the London Underground and the National Rail.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: An app where you can automatically transfer your menstrual cramps to a politician who does not support reproductive health. --Submitted by fb of az
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: SciFi-Fantasy Con 2017 at the the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Lake Tahoe. (September 29 – October 1)...Full weekend of scifi- fantasy comic con event. Featuring the following panels including Strong Women of Scifi-Fantasy, Star Trek Continues & Culture, Myth & Cosplay. https://www.facebook.com/events/1655100901184360/
Moonbeam: All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it! --Bob Newhart
Late Night Snacks: This week, a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of vodka overturned in North Carolina. The driver is fine. He said he’s shaken, but not stirred. --Jimmy Fallon / If you’ve been in New York City, you know that the UN has been in town all week. Diplomats from every nation on this planet have gathered in New York to spread their message of “we can park anywhere we want.” --Stephen Colbert / This afternoon, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un lashed out at President Drumpf, calling him “mentally deranged” and “a frightened dog.” As a result, Kim Jong Un is now the Democrats’ top pick for president in 2020. --Conan O'Brien / Microsoft founder Bill Gates gave a speech yesterday. And in that speech, he apologized for making the ctrl-alt-delete function on computers so complicated. But then he added, I mean, I'm as sorry as I can be about something that made me $85 billion, #sorrynotsorry. --James Corden / Eighty years ago today, J. R. R. Tolkien’s book “The Hobbit” was released. To give you an idea what 80 years feels like, watch the movie. --Seth Meyers
Not So Late Night Snacks: Have any democrats thinking of quickly writing a really crumby bill that's also called Obamacare it just has to do with parking tickets in DC or something and change Obamacare to bald eagles are beautiful and proud care everybody wins. --Luther Burbank Wait, Wait,, Don't Tell Me
The pacifist's task today is to find a method of helping and healing which provides a revolutionary constructive substitute for war. --Vera Brittain, 1964
Not to get technical but, according to chemistry, coffee is a solution. / Just keep talking, I don't hear anything before my third cup of coffee anyway.
..........Make my coffee sweet and warm..........Bob Marley …..One Cup of Coffee
^^^ Eventually, the MPS outgrew its original site, and new headquarters were built on the Victoria Embankment, overlooking the River Thames, south of what is now the Ministry of Defence's headquarters. In 1888, during the construction of the new building, workers discovered the dismembered torso of a female; the case, known as the 'Whitehall Mystery', was never solved. In 1890, police headquarters moved to the new location, which was named New Scotland Yard.
Worthless Facts of the Week: In 1942, Hugh Mulzac was offered command of the SS Booker T. Washington, the first Liberty ship to be named after an African-American. He refused at first because the crew was to be all black. He insisted on an integrated crew, stating, "Under no circumstances will I command a Jim Crow", and the authorities relented. With this, he became famous for being the first ever black captain, the first black man to obtain a ships masters license and the first black man ever to command a fully integrated vessel. Under his command, over 18,000 troops were transported around the world, and additionally "carrying vital war supplies such as tanks, aircraft and ammunition to the European front."
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Hillary, I love you, but, please, go away. --submitted by rhb of ks
Weird Word of the Week: Carphology – the movements that delirious patients sometimes makes, as if searching for or grasping at imaginary objects... http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-car1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Deodorize a stale refrigerator. Pour unused Tidy Cats in a flat box, place it on the middle shelf, and shut the door for five days. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tidycats.html
I've had so much coffee, I swear I can't blink. / Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life. --N. Hoffman.
...........And walk down this hour with me........Otis Redding …..Cigarettes and Coffee
^^^^ Also known as The Crime Museum of Scotland Yard, The Black Museum is a collection of criminal memorabilia kept at New Scotland Yard.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Mountaineer – a person who climbs mountains or lives in the a mountainous area. Cymbeline Act IV Scene II: Cloten: What are you that fly me thus? Some villain mountaineers? I have heard of such.
Crabby Know-it-all Correction of the Week: It is being bantered about on facebook and, apparently, on the news media that the word “dotard” as used by the North Korean dotard, should be pronounced as if it rhymed with goatherd, i.e. long vowel sound. However, according to the Rules of English Pronunciation (I bet you didn't know there were such things): When a syllable ends in a consonant and has only one vowel, that vowel is short. Examples: "fat, bed, fish, spot, luck". So it should be pronounced dot (.) erd. ~~Because you have to do something with a English degree, that's why.
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck and his friend Shiloh; they're twisting the night away in the case of the Dancing Dorkie.
I suffer from OCD – Obsessive Coffee Disorder. / I drink coffee because apparently “I don't wanna” doesn't count as an acceptable excuse if you're an adult. --N. Hoffman
..........They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil..........Frank Sinatra …..The Coffee Song
^^^^^ The original building at 4 Whitehall Place still has a rear entrance on Great Scotland Yard. Stables for some of the mounted branch are still located at 7 Great Scotland Yard, across the street from the first headquarters.
Month of the Week: October is Caffeine Addiction Recovery Month – how appropriate. --I go to Coffee Recovery meetings every morning. After a few Bloody Marys, I don't miss coffee at all.
Most Beautiful Thing in the State: Ladew Gardens, Monkton, Maryland. You need only meander through the 22 acres of Gardens, tour the historic House, visit the seasonal Butterfly House, or hike along the Nature Walk to appreciate the unique beauty and charm of internationally renowned Ladew Gardens. http://www.ladewgardens.com/
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Support Traditional Marriage...because you daughter is worth at least 4 goats and a laying hen.
Peace of History of the Week: The Lawrence Peace Vigil celebrated its 15th anniversary last Saturday. Here are some pictures including me as Lady Liberty. Thank you to Dan Bentley!! https://lawrencekansaspeacevigil.wordpress.com/
Energy equals Milk times Coffee squared. / This morning I drank water because it's healthy...warmed up...and poured over coffee grounds...in a mug.
..........Your loyalty is not to me but to the stars above........Bob Dylan …..One More Cup of Coffee
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle September 29, 2017. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Wired Humor and Hyper Peace. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Last Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Kim Jong-un made millions of Americans look up the word “dotard”. So far he's done way more for education than Betsy DeVos. --Submitted by fb of az
Moonbeam: I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things. --Lech Walesa
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 9/28/17: $784,820,911,241.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 9/21/17: $784,113,964,952.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 9/28/17: $820,869,426,776.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 9/21/17: $820,848,765,843.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 9/28/17: $17,002,595,406215.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 9/21/17: $16,893,937,215.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 9/28/17: $160,800,017,734.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 9/21/17: $160,195,456,903
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 9/28/17: $1,788,773,360,478.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 9/21/17: $1,787,296,816,077.
If you go, go in Peace it makes the flowers sweeter along the path. --Mike Dolan
..........and let's have another piece o' pie..........Fred Waring …..Let's Have Another Cup of Coffee
Coffee is my favorite co-worker. / Let's get that coffee pumped in and go carpe the hell out of this diem!
Famous Last Words: How fast is the Earth revolving? If it ever suddenly stopped, how far would a 200-pound man fly? Would I end up in Denver? --#50 of Marilyn's 50 silliest questions
May Peace brew your coffee
And Joy enhance your buzz
prairie mama
christine


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