Friday, October 19, 2018

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Famous First Words: With God's help this nation.....Proclamation 2714 Ending WWII
It is National School Bus Safety Week (10/15-19) – Why didn't Jane take the school bus to school? It wouldn't fit through the door. / The Difference between a school bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops and the other stops the nose.
..........I ain't got no money...........Prince …...I Wanna Be Your Lover
We cannot be both the world's leading champion of peace and the world's leading supplier of the weapons of war. --Jimmy Carter
It is a misty Friday morning. A few trees are showing yellow and a small tree down the block is red on top and still lush green on the bottom. The cottonwoods are golden and giggling in the wind making the dawn sound gay and silly. But the willow tree in back, however, is hardly moving at all. 55°F requires a sweater and the mist requires a hat, but it is not cold nor hot. Puck's barks to tell people going to work how they could do it better. The sky is a white sheet of cloud without texture or variety. A high flock of birds, hundreds of them, fly mostly in lazy waves towards the east north east while a group of 50 of so fly in circles and figure eights in a dance of autumnal joy; all done silently. The backyard smells of rain and dampness and freshly mown grass. Even Puck seems to notice as he covers the perimeter. I stand on the tiny patio sipping sweetened decaf and breathing great gulps of freshness. Maya Angelou's words come to mind: What a beautiful morning. I've never seen this one before.
Hope your weekend gets you there and back safely, ePistliers.
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet and didn't hurt yourself? Yes, I was trying to get to the empty seat at the back of the school bus.
..........You know, I try so hard...........Prince …...Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad
Trivia Questions: Remembering Billy Martin !
^ What positions did Martin play before becoming the once and future manager for the Yankees?
^^ Who was Martin talking about when he said, “one's a born liar and the other's convicted”?
^^^ How many different times was Martin hired to manage the Yankees?
^^^^ More or less what was Martin record as a manager?
^^^^^ Besides the Yankees, what other teams did Martin manage?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it had seen a state trooper.
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 48% of librarian are totally over the cat jokes. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
As he was getting off, Tommy complained to the bus driver that the bus was too slow. The driver assured him at the bus would pick up speed as soon as he was off of it.
..........You got my body screamin'...........Prince …...Sexy Dancer
Moonbeam: Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends. --Lewis Mumford
Something to Think About of the Week

Big Hello: Rimaykullayki – Quechua (Peru) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: **Wealth Disparity Grows to Unprecedented Levels Republicans: What if we gave tax cuts to the rich. Democrats: What if instead, we did absolutely nothing. --Existential Comics --Submitted by the KC IWW
Week of the Week: It is National Nuclear Science Week (10/15-19) –A Nuclear Physicist's favorite meal is Fission chips. / Do nuclear scientists wake up in the night wondering whether or not they turned off the atom smasher?
Once you become a school bus driver all your problems are behind you. / If only they put box tops on wine, we could replace the entire school bus.
..........I can almost taste the thoughts within your mind...........Prince …...When We're Dancing Close and Slow
^ Billy played second base, shortstop, and third base. His lifetime batting average was .257 with 64 home runs and 333 RBIs.
Almanac: It is Friday, October 19, 2018. The moon was first quarter last Tuesday and is in Pisces. It is Evaluate Your Life Day and Mammography Day.
Among those born on this day were John Woolman (1720), Lewis Mumford (1895), John le Carre (1931), Peter Max (1937), John Lithgow (1945), Grover Norquist (1956), and Amy Carter (1967).
On October nineteenth the Era of Tyre began (125 BCE), Elizabeth Blackwell became the first US woman to receive a medical degree (1849), the war with Germany officially ended (1951), Arthur Godfrey fired Julius LaRosa on air (1953), Martin Luther King, Jr was arrested in Atlanta (1960), Prince release Prince (1979), and Billy Martin was hired as manager of the NY Yankees for the fifth time (1987).
Night Sky, 10/19: The waxing gibbous Moon at dusk forms a right triangle (as seen from North America) with Mars to its right and Fomalhaut below it. Later in the evening, the triangle turns clockwise a bit as it wheels across the southern sky. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Rock Chalk Max

This Week: Saturday, October 20 – Miss American Rose Day & Sweetest Day
Sunday, October 21 – National Sunday School Teacher Appreciation Day
Night Sky, 10/21: The Orionids peak tonight with about 20-25 meteors per hour.
Monday, October 22 – National Nut Day & Smart Is Cool Day
Tuesday, October 23 – TV Talk Show Host Day
Night Sky, 10/23: This being October, Deneb has replaced Vega as the zenith star after nightfall (for skywatchers at mid-northern latitudes). And, accordingly, dim Capricornus has replaced Sagittarius as the most notable constellation low in the south. Capricornus currently hosts bright Mars in its middle.
Wednesday, October 24 – Food Day & United Nations Day
Thursday, October 25 – International Artists Day & Sourest Day & Read for the Record Day
How do you get a pikachu on the school bus? Poke him mon.
..........We've come so far in so little time...........Prince …...With You
^^ Billy told reporters Reggie Jackson and Steinbrenner deserved each other because "one's a born liar and the other's convicted." The comment ended Martin's first stint as Yankees manager.
'Norther Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Schrodinger's Leftist: A thought experiment invented by conservatives in which people on the political left are simultaneously a group of cowardly, week snowflakes AND terrifying, violent thugs. --Roy Zimmerman
Moonbeam: A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. --John le Carré
Top Ten Late Night Snacks: ~~My late night source site has gone South. It hasn't updated since 9/28. https://www.newsmax.com/jokes/ So I have decided to go back in time and present Letterman Top 10 Lists from the past and you try to guess the year...which I will insert below: Top 10 New Names for the Reunited Germany
10. Keggerland
 9. Just Plain Volks
 8. Siegfried & Roy
 7. Aryan Acres
 6. Argentina East
 5. The Love Shack
 4. Nazichusetts
 3. Switzerland's Bad-Ass Neighbor
 2. Home of Das Whopper
 1. Cindy
Classic Not So Late Night Snacks: President Donald Trump went to visit the victims of hurricane Florence and he really seemed to enjoy it. The good news is the local stations put up one of those maps showing the predicted path of trump's visit so people could evacuate...He told the assembled masses to quote "have a good time".
The world is awash in American weapons, but what good has it done? --American Security Initiative Foundation
The bus for Mrs. Jones School for Girls breaks down. The driver get out and opens the hood. One of the students shouts out "Do you want a screwdriver?" And he says "Not now, we're already 10 minutes late".
..........Cathy, I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh.........Simon & Garfunkel …...America
^^^ Billy was hired – and fired – 5 times as manager by George Steinbrenner who was rumored to have been considering hiring him again in 1989 when Martin was killed in a car accident on Christmas Day.
Worthless Fact of the Week: Overall, the sensitivity of mammography is about 87 percent. This means mammography correctly identifies about 87 percent of women who truly have breast cancer. Sensitivity is higher in women over 50 than in younger women. It's also higher in women with fatty breasts than in women with dense breasts.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Sometimes I find a random screw lying around my house and I just assume it's from my life falling apart. --Submitted by kw
Weird Word of the Week: Eleemosynary – an adjective pertaining to charitable actions. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-ele1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Protect skin from wind burn and chapping. Apply a thin coat of Vaseline Petroleum Jelly. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/vaseline.html
Question: You're driving a bus, 6 people get on, 4 people get off, 3 more people get on and another 2 get off. Finally, 6 more people get on and 2 get off again. What is the bus driver's name? (Your name – you're driving)
...........It's so hard to believe...........Prince …...Bambi
^^^^ Billy's management career win/loss was .553 (1,253 wins / 1,013 losses).
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Bad Wolf BarCon4 – It's going to be Fantastic (10/20, Gretna, LA) Features a light saber battle show. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bad-wolf-barcon-4-tickets-49871194084
Actual Science Convention of the Week: scimathconf18 – Shaping the Heroes of Tomorrow (10/19-20) Parramatta, Australia. http://scimathcon18.weebly.com/
Top Ten Date: February 20, 1990
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other people's drama because you'll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated, my friends. --Submitted by sd of ks ~~It was billed as a Nutrition Fact. I think, however, it belongs with the Paths to Peace facts.
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck standing guard in the case of the Tricky Tabby.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus and I lost my job as school bus driver.
..........It ain't like my life is ended...........Prince …...Still Waiting
^^^^^ Billy managed the Minnesota Twins (1969), Detroits Tigers (1970-73), Texas Rangers (1973-75), and the Oakland A's (1979-81)
Month of the Week: October is National Pork Month –This sausage is so raw it's still singing Hakuna Matata. / She was playing tug of war with her pet pig to make pulled pork.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The only time I ever reached my fitbit goal was the day I got lost in ikea.
Grammar Joke of the Week: A synonym strolls into a tavern.
Today's Peace of History, October 19, 1923: The War Resisters League was founded in New York City.
A nervous parent called her child's school and asked, “Do your buses run on time?” “No”, was the answer, “They run on diesel.”
..........There's no place I'd rather be...........Prince …...I Fell For You
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle October 19, 2018, Back Seat ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace, Laughs, and transportation. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub. -- Grover Norquist
Cost of War: As of 10/18/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,864,934,304,401.
As of 10/11/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,862,951,796,301.
As of 10/18/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $856,353,480,813.
As of 10/11/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $855,006,129,174.
As of 10/18/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $626,216,044,846.
As of 10/11/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $624,522,286,618.
As of 10/18/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $297,958,160,044.
As of 10/11/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $297,573,205,512.
As of 10/18/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,645,462,948,594.
As of 10/11/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,640,054,486,789.
The ever more sophisticated weapons piling up in the arsenals of the wealthiest and the mightiest can kill the illiterate, the ill, the poor, and the hungry; but they cannot kill ignorance, illness, poverty, or hunger. --Fidel Castro
..........'til I go right out of my mind...........Prince …...It's Gonna Be Lonely
Barbara used to call school buses full of white people a twinkies.
Famous Last Words: ...the one hundred and seventy-first. .Proclamation 2714 Ending WWII
May Peace accelerate
And Joy hold on tight
prairie mama
christine


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