Friday, July 27, 2018

Electric Kool-Aid ePistle


Famous First Words: I'll never smile again... Frank Sinatra & Tommy Dorsey's orchestra (The very first number one hit on Billboard's very first Hit List, 1940)
Hippies: the folks who think Truckin' should replace the national anthem. / How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? He's still there.
..........Slow down, you move too fast.........Simon & Garfunkle …..Feelin' Groovy
Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset. --Francis de Sales
It is a near perfect Friday morning. The 65°F temperature is on the very pleasant side of chilly and the azure sky is flaked with puffs in lazy patterns. There is the very slightest breeze that moves only the smallest leaves on the thinnest limbs; but it misses the cheek entirely. The sound of traffic rushing along is the dominant music of the morning, with sporadic bird calls and a few dog barks thrown in. There is a good deal of brown in lawns but bushes and trees are still a thousand radiant shades of green. Cardinals add a pop of color to the top of the tall tree in the little wood across the street and in the nearby lilac bush. Cooper and Cy are having a wrestling match on the deck with much more jumping and growling than movement. Puck has declined to referee this morning and sitting in eerie silence under a tree waiting for a squirrel. We stay quietly breathing in the morning until the trash truck breaks the spell and we return to our rooms. They smell and sound of laundry. I fix myself a cup of decaf, creamy brown, lightly sweetened and sit among the chaos that is a room in the midst of being packed. Puck sips up the half and half I put in his bowl and hides in the closet to nap. I sip the morning nectar and write to you. Doesn't get much better.
Hope you have a righteous weekend, ePistliers.
So this hippie got her dog really high. She says to the dog, “play dead”. The dog answered, “Nah, play the Stones.” / What did the hippie say to his hippie friend? I forgot.
..........Excuse me while I kiss the sky.........Jimi Hendrix …..Purple Haze
Trivia Questions: Blessed Lumberjack Day !
^ Where did the term lumberjack come from? (Oops, Grammar Fault: From whence did the term lumberjack arise?)
^^ Any idea what a calk is?
^^^ How about slash?
^^^^ Know the musical name of the two-man cross-cut saw used by lumberjacks in every media portrayal of them?
^^^^^ Which state hosts the annual Lumberjack World Championships?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them. --Inspector Clouseau
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: Librarian-philosophers still debate today which came first, the library's use of tiny pencils or the tiny pockets in cardigans? https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
The hippies missed the rescue ship because they were too far out. / How did the hippie know she was too high? She was too phoned to stone home.
..........One pill makes you larger.........Jefferson Airplane …..White Rabbit
Moonbeam: All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.” --Alexandre Dumas fils
Something to Think About of the Week:

Big Hello: Ƿes hāl - Old Prussian https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I went to a bar today and ordered a White Russian. They gave me a picture of Trump. --Submitted by ra of ks
Week of the Week: National Moth Week (July 21-29) --Moths fly to flames and lights because they are very slow walkers. / The moth ate a hole in the carpet so he could see the floor show.
How do you get 20 hippies into a phone booth? Throw in a joint. How do you get them out. Play Frank Sinatra. / What do you call it when a hippie spills his weed on the floor? Drug abuse
..........Electrical banana is bound to be the very next phase.........Donovan …..Mellow Yellow
^ The term "lumberjack" stems from Canada where previously a timber worker was known as a logger. Both a lumberjack and logger are forest workers who do not use power tools and historically used saws and axes.
Almanac: It is Friday, July 27, 2018. The moon is full (Buck) tonight and is in Aquarius. It is Lumberjack Day, National Talk in an Elevator Day, System Administrator Appreciation Day, Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day, Take Your Pants for a Walk Day, Walk on Stilts Day, National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day. In Puerto Rico they celebrate Jose Celso Barbosa's Birthday (1857). This weekend is the Garlic Festival in Gilroy, CA.
Among those born on this day were Alexandre Dumas fils (1824), Leo Durocher (1906), Kennan Wynn (1916), Norman Lear (1922), Jerry Van Dyke (1931), and Bobby Gentry (1944).
On July twenty-seventh the Bank of England was chartered (1586), the US Congress established the Department of Foreign Affairs (State Dept. 1789), the US mint in Charlotte, NC opened (1837), fire destroyed the Charlotte mint (1844), Billboard magazine started publishing their bestseller chart (1940), an armistice "ended" the Korean War (1953), Martin Luther King, Jr. was jailed in Albany, GA (1962), and TV Guide published its 2000th edition (1991).
Night Sky, 7/27: Full Moon is opposition Moon, so it shines with brilliant Mars, which is just a day past its opposition. Total eclipse of the Moon, but not for the Americas! (or Hawai`i). The best views will be from Europe, Africa, and much of Asia. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Confluence: Parsec (Pittsburgh, 27-29) Writing workshop with David D. Levine. http://parsec-sff.org/confluence/
Actual Science Convention of the Week: IPAM: Mean Field Games and Applications (7/18-29, UCLA) www.ipam.ucla.edu/gss2018
This Week: Saturday, July 28 – National Dance Day & National Day of the Cowboy
Sunday, July 29 – Rain Day
Monday, July 30 – Friendship Day & National Chicken and Waffles Day
Tuesday, July 31 – Uncommon Instruments Awareness Day & Black Women's Equal Pay Day
Wednesday, August 1 – Mead Day & Rounds Resounding Day & Lughnasa
Thursday, August 2 - World Wide Web Day & World Scout Scarf Day & Spider-Man Day
Why do so many hippies live in Eugene, OR? There's no work there. / Old hippies never die, they just go to pot.
..........Found my way upstairs and had a smoke.........Beatles …..Day in the Life
^^ The spikes worn on the bottom of lumberjack's boots are known as calks.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Being in White House “thoughts and prayers” widely misunderstood. Just means you're on their radar. No one's actually thinking or praying...way too busy. --Trudeau Doonesbury 7/22/18
Moonbeam: Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand. --Leo Durocher
Late Night Snacks: Everyone's in a celebratory mood. I'm not surprised. Happy holidays! It's Shark Week! Merry Shark-mas! Or, for my Jewish shark viewers: Mazel-teeth! --Stephen Colbert / A California town recently opened a drive-thru marijuana dispensary, or as they're more commonly known, a Taco Bell. --Seth Meyers / I went to church to kick things off because it's important to remember what Shark Week's really about. Shark Week started in 1988, back when sharks were still carrying beepers. And 30 years later, here we are. --Jimmy Kimmel / According to a new report, young Republican staffers in Washington, DC, are having trouble meeting people on dating apps because they're being harassed for their political views. According to some Republican staffers, they are getting harassed so much on dating apps they're now starting to feel like every woman on every dating app. --James Corden / The big story is that last night President Drumpf lashed out at Iran on Twitter, and some people are afraid that he might start World War III. In response, Americans were like, "Come on, man, at least wait until Shark Week is over.” --Jimmy Fallon
Not So Late Night Snacks: And this is the crazy Trump said that he realized his mistake when he was reviewing the transcript of the press conference. This is where we are as a nation that it is easier to believe that the president is an operative for a foreign government than to believe he read a 4 page document. --Peter Segel Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me
How beautiful it is to stay silent when someone expects you to be enraged.
You might be a hippie if you don't know the last name of the people you consider family. / Hippies don't always do math, but when they do, it's to buy weed.
..........We are stardust, we are golden.........Joni Mitchell …..Woodstock.
^^^ Slash is a term for the debris left over from felling and delimbing a tree.
Worthless Fact of the Week: King's arrest was part of the Albany Movement. King was sentenced to forty-five days in jail or a $178 fine. He chose jail. Three days into his sentence, Chief Pritchett discreetly arranged for King's fine to be paid and ordered his release. "We had witnessed persons being kicked off lunch counter stools during the sit-ins, ejected from churches during the kneel-ins, and thrown into jail during the Freedom Rides. But for the first time, we witnessed being kicked out of jail." During this time, prominent evangelist Billy Graham, a close friend of King's who privately advised the SCLC, bailed King out of jail.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. --Submitted by bm of ks
Weird Word of the Week: Therianthrope – a being that is part animal, part human. Therianthropic – of a deity that is represented as combining animal and human forms (Anubis, Ganesha). http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-the2.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Moisturize your face. Wash your face thoroughly and, while still wet, rub in a small dab of Vaseline Petroleum Jelly. Keep wetting face until the Vaseline is spread evenly and does not appear greasy. Health spas use this secret treatment.
Three hippies are sitting around smoking a joint. One says, "I am going to go take a bath." He goes upstairs to the bathroom, fills up the bathtub, starts to get in the bathtub and then stops for a second and thinks to himself, "Hmmmmm, am I getting in or am I getting out?" So he sits there and thinks about it. The second one says, "Well, he's been up there for awhile, I better go check on him." When he gets halfway upstairs he stops for a moment, and thinks to himself, "Am I going upstairs or am I going downstairs?" He stays there and thinks about it. The third guy says, "I hope I never get blasted as much as those two, knock on wood!" So he knocks on the table and says, "Was that the front door or the back door?"
...........And feed them on your dreams.........Crosby, Stills, & Nash …..Teach Your Children
^^^^ Swedish fiddle is the very long cross cut saw that takes two. Singing while working was a very popular part of the lumberjack's culture. These songs were referred to as chanteys. The term Swedish is just a reference to the high number of Scandinavian men engaged in this old profession.
Pirate Steven Brault Game of the Week: Date: 7/20 Opponent: CIN HR: 0 BB: 0 SO: 3 GB: 2 FB: 3 http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/gamelog/_/id/33870/steven-brault
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. --Mark Twain
Best Idea on the Internet of the Week: If you're tired of looking at pictures of Donald Drumpf, there's a Chrome extension for that. Make America Kittens Again is an extension you can add to your Google Chrome browser that automatically detects images of Drumpf on the web and changes them to photos of kittens. ~~Unfortunately, it doesn't work on Facebook. But it is a fun app. It goes well with my John Oliver app that changes the name Trump to Drumpf (his original German name).
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck showing off his profile in the case of the Photogenic Pharaoh Cat.
Why are there no hippies on star ship enterprise? Because hippies do not have jobs in the future either. / VW Bugs always remind me of peace, love, and Nazis.
..........You can make the mountains ring.........The Youngbloods …..Get Together
^^^^^ Lumberjack World Championships are held in Hayward, Wisconsin. This year they will be held from August 1st through the 3rd.
Month of the Week: Watermelon – the three in one treat – You eat. You drink. You wash your face.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Some suggestions for Talk On An Elevator Day: I can't get over how different you look in men's clothing / Mind if I practice my Tai Chi? / Meow, Meow
Grammar Bar Jokes of the Week: An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
Today's Peace of History, July 27, 1953: After three years of bloody and frustrating war leading to stalemate, the United States, the People’s Republic of China, and North Korea agreed to a truce, bringing the Korean War—and America's first experiment with the Cold War concept of “limited war”—to an end.
They call it a roach clip because potholder was already taken. / Hippies: the folks who are afraid of hormones in milk but takes acid from strangers.
..........Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.........Led Zeppelin …..San Francisco
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle July 27, 2018, Electric Kool-Aid ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace, Love, and Laughs. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: We are a country of excess. So it's not the violence, per se, but the exacerbation and constant repetition. --Norman Lear
Cost of War:
As of 7/26/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,841,248,260,983.
As of 7/19/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,839,235,540,917.
As of 7/26/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $840,256,161,754.
As of 7/19/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $838,888,297,931.
As of 7/26/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $605,979,259,730.
As of 7/19/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $604,259,686,408.
As of 7/26/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $293,358,940,697.
As of 7/19/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $292,968,133,974.
As of 7/26/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,580,843,422,378.
As of 7/19/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,575,352,716,781
Let me bring peace into moments of chaos. --Jonathan Lockwood Huie
..........all the people living life in peace.........John Lennon & the Plastic Ono Band …..Imagine
The original flower children are so old they've begun to have hippie replacements. / Hippies – those folks who want to start a revolution by wearing balloon hats.
Famous Last Words: les textes faisant également foi. --Korean War Armistice
May Peace grace your days
And Joy paint your nights
prairie mama
christine


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