Friday, July 21, 2017

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Famous First Words: Veterans Crisis Line 1 800 273-8255 US Department of Veteran Affairs website
It is National Zookeeper Week !! You know why you don't see many reindeer in the zoo? They can't afford the admission.
..........Then the mist started, started to clear..........Cat Stevens …..Moonstone
Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
It is a warm Friday morning (81°F). Puck and I have just returned from our morning constitutional which was taken at the hour to avoid an even warmer later. The sky is absolutely clear and ranges between light blue and white depending on where you look. Not even jet trails are visible. The birds are out in flocks. I have always thought that Pokemon names sound like bird calls. Tur-eee, Tur-eee, Tur-eee. Peek-a chew, Peek-a chew. Birds sang for us there and back again. Lots of traffic too hurrying off to work, waving vaguely, thoughts already on the weekend, no doubt. A southern breeze refreshes my face as it gusts by. Now, I adjust the fan to blow on me as I sit down at the computer; and here I am drinking creamy coffee and eating a slice of watermelon and thinking about you. What a morning.
Hope your weekend is so electrifying Tesla would be proud, ePistliers.
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. “Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.
..........There in the night what a wonderful scene..........Kay Starr …..Rock and Roll Waltz
Trivia Questions: Good Morning, Moon!
^ What was the name and/or number of the NASA mission that took Armstrong to the moon?
^^ About how much processing power did the on board computer have?
^^^ Exactly how large was the one small step for man?
^^^^ Who was the second man on the moon?
^^^^^ What threw the module's landing site off by four miles?
May Peace Prevail on Earth of the Week: Spanish - Que la paz prevalezca en la tierra
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: During the summer 35% of librarians take up smoking just so they can go outside regularly to defrost. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper: "Don't be silly, he can't read!"
..........The morning lake drinks up the sky.........Cat Stevens …..Katmandu
Moonbeam: A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when substituted for insight and understanding. --Marshal McLuhan
Something to Think About of the Week:

Big Hello: Ko na mauri – Kiribati (Micronesia)
Week of the Week: Everybody Deserves a Massage Week (July 16-22) – Massage is the answer – who cares what the question is.
What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the
animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you have the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.
..........A fool I'll always be.........Kay Starr …..Foolin' Around
^ The moon landing was Apollo 11.
Almanac: It is Friday, July 21, 2017. The moon will be new on Monday. It is Legal Drinking Age Day and No Pet Store Puppies Day. In Belgium it is Independence Day (1831) and Guam celebrates Liberation Day (1944).
Among those born on this day were Victor Schoelcher (1804), Paul Julius Baron von Reuter (1816), Louise Blanchard Bethune (1856), Frances Folsom Cleveland (1864), Frances Parkinson Keyes (1885), Ernest Hemmingway (1899), Hart Crane (1899), Marshall McLuhan (1911), Isaac Stern (1920), Kay Starr (1922), Don Knotts (1924), Cat Stevens (1947), Robin Williams (1951), and Jon Lovitz (1957).
On July twenty-first the English defeated the Spanish armada (1588), Belgium gained independence from the Netherlands (1831), the first Canadian railroad opened (1836), Jesse James robbed his first train (1873), the National Federation of Afro-American Women & the Colored Women's League merged to form National Association of Colored Women (1896), Spain ceded Guam to the US (1898), Jenatzy set a world auto speed reocrd at 65.79 MPH (1904), the US Veterans Administration was established (1930), the Soviet Union annexed Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania (1940), the senate ratified the North Atlantic Treaty (1946), Althea Gibson became the first black to win a major US tennis tournament (1957), Gus Grissom was launched in the Mercury 4 (1961), Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon (1969), Billy Martin was fired as the Texas Rangers manager (1975), the national Women's Hall of Fame was dedicated (Seneca Falls, NY, 1979), and Pink Floyd performed "The Wall" where the Berlin Wall had once stood (1990).
Night Sky, 7/21: Starry Scorpius is sometimes called "the Orion of Summer" for its brightness and its prominent red supergiant (Antares in the case of Scorpius, Betelgeuse for Orion). But Scorpius is a lot lower in the south than Orion for those of us at mid-northern latitudes. That means Scorpius has only one really good evening month, July.
This Week: Saturday, July 22 – National Day of the Cowboy & Casual Pi Day
Sunday, July 23 – Hot Enough For Ya Day & Gorgeous Grandma Day
Night Sky, 7/23: We're only a third of the way through summer, but already W-shaped Cassiopeia, a constellation better known for fall and winter evenings, is climbing up in the north-northeast as evening grows late. And the Great Square of Pegasus, emblem of fall, comes up to balance on one corner just over the eastern horizon.
Monday, July 24 – Cousins Day & Tell An Old Joke Day
Tuesday, July 25 – Hire a Veteran Day & Red Shoe Day
Night Sky, 7/25:With the advance of summer, the Sagittarius Teapot, in the south after dark now, is starting to tilt and pour from its spout to the right. The Teapot will tilt farther and farther for the rest of the summer.
Wednesday, July 26 – Bagelfest Day & One Voice Day
Night Sky, 7/26: The first "star" you're likely to see coming out after sunset this month is bright Jupiter, in the southwest. Once you find it, examine the sky 30° above it (three fists at arm's length) for Arcturus, two magnitudes fainter.
Thursday, July 27 – National Chili Dog Day & Take Your Houseplant for a Walk Day
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose!!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !"
..........wine for the women who made the rain come.........Cat Stevens …..Tea for the Tillerman
^^ The Apollo 11 computers had less processing power than a cellphone.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: The KKK: Helping white men with small penises feel powerful since 1865! --submitted by jp
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Camp NeCon – Northeastern Writer's Conference (July 20-23, St. Paul, MN) http://campnecon.com/
Moonbeam: One must be drenched in words, literally soaked in them, to have the right ones form themselves into the proper pattern at the right moment. --Hart Crane
Late Night Snacks: One thing President Drumpf definitely did watch was his son Junior's interview with Sean Hannity last night on Fox News. Drumpf said his son was "open, transparent, and innocent." That's three lies in four words. That's a new record! --Jimmy Kimmel / Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan is calling for stronger sanctions against Russia for its election meddling. Ryan said, “We must keep Russia out of our elections until we need them again in 2018.” --Conan O'Brien / So at this point, I would like to issue a formal apology. I'd like to apologize to Eric Trump. We always thought you were the dumb one, and we were wrong. --Stephjen Colbert
Not So Late Night Snacks: This week Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, said that he would like to bring back the anti-drug program, D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) There is just something about Jeff Sessions; he loves organizations that are primarily known by their initials. --Peter Sagal Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
You cannot find peace by avoiding life. --Virginia Woolf
A real life story. I was at the zoo with my young son. We were outside the lion's den. The female lion was lying on a bed looking incredibly bored. The male lion was pacing the cage, roaring now and again. It was nearly feeding time and he would go to the little window into the interior of the building and roar for them to hurry up and then he would pace some more. Needless to say, a crowd gathered watching his stomp and roar. Finally, a tub of small chunks of raw meat was shoved through the feeding window. The female lion stood up, walked over to the male lion, raised her paw and swatted him across the ear. The male lion went over and sat on the bed while the female lion ate lunch. The crowd loved it.
..........But my heart seems to know where I belong.........Kay Starr …..I've Change My Mind a Thousand Times
^^^ The "one small step for man" wasn't actually that small. Armstrong set the ship down so gently that its shock absorbers didn't compress. He had to hop 3.5 feet from the Eagle's ladder to the surface.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The James gang robbed No 2. Rock Island passenger train at about 8:30 pm. They stole cash from the express messenger and relieved the passengers of their watches, cash and jewelry. It was one of the first recorded train robberies west of the Mississippi and expanded Jesse James and his gang's operations from his specialty of bank holdups to train robbery.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I hope that when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people will just say I was “killed by bears” and leave it at that.
Weird Word of the Week: Rannygazoo – a century-old term, now rare, for a deceptive story of scheme. I’ll hang around for a while just in case friend Pilbeam starts any rannygazoo. Bill the Conqueror, by P G Wodehouse, 1924. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-ran2.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Make tangy snow cones. Fill a bowel with newly fallen snow, sprinkle Tang (Just the powder) on top of it and dig in with a spoon. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tang.html
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
...........Did it take long to find me? I asked the faithful light.........Cat Stevens …..Moonshadow
^^^^ When Buzz Aldrin joined Armstrong on the surface, he had to make sure not to lock the Eagle's door because there was no outer handle.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Lowering – moving in a downward direction. Anthony and Cleopatra Act I Scene II: Mark Antony: the present pleasure, by revolution lowering, does become the opposite of itself:
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: A new report, titled Defenders of the Earth, released by Global Witness, shows that nearly four people were murdered every week in 2016 “protecting their land and the natural world from industries like mining, logging and agribusiness.” According to the report, activists defending their land and the environment face not only murder, but death threats, arrests, sexual assault and aggressive legal tactics. Details
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck and his faithful companion Pax howling at rabbits in the case of the Dogged Dogo Argentio.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
..........they called us birds of a feather.........Kay Starr …..Second Fiddle
^^^^^ When Apollo 11's lunar lander, the Eagle, separated from the orbiter, the cabin wasn't fully depressurized, resulting in a burst of gas equivalent to popping a champagne cork. It threw the module's landing four miles off-target.
Month of the Week: July is National Horseradish Month – A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. Once, at dinner, he offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. The guest let out a huge gasp. When he was finally able to speak, he choked out, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passes out a sample of it."
Most Beautiful Thing in the State: Georgia - Wormsloe Historic Site - A breathtaking avenue sheltered by live oaks and Spanish moss leads to the tabby ruins of Wormsloe, the colonial estate of Noble Jones (1702–1775). https://www.yelp.com/biz/wormsloe-historic-site-savannah
Today's Peace of History: July 21, 1954: Major world powers, meeting in Geneva, Switzerland reached agreement on the terms of a ceasefire in Indochina, ending nearly 8 years of war.

..........Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train.........Cat Stevens …..Peace Train
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle July 21, 2017. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ No news. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Repeal And Replace Congress !!
Moonbeam: Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. --Ernest Hemingway
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 7/20/17: $778,080,229,526.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 7/13/17: $777,410,282,930.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 7/20/17: $820,672,418,669.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 7/13/17: $820,652,840,583.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 7/20/17: $15,966,545,081.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 7/13/17: $15,863,602,511.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 7/20/17: $155,035,216,728
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 7/13/17: $154,462,425,235.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 7/20/17: $1,774,696,189,513.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 7/13/17: $1,773,297,286,080.
Do your little bit of good where you are; it’s those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.” --Desmond Tutu
..........Please don't ever go away.........Kay Starr …..Bonaparte's Retreat
The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper. --Robert Brault / The zoo board didn't invite the giraffe to the opening ceremonies because he is such a pain in the neck.
Famous Last Words: ...all in all you were all just bricks in the wall. --Pink Floyd
May Peace be your Extended Module
And Joy your Roving Vehicle
prairie mama
christine


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