Friday, November 25, 2016

pUck's ePistle

Famous First Words: Tu più vaga d'una stella... Marta Act I Scene I
I just found out why dogs drink out of the toilet. My mother said it's because the water is a lot colder in there. I'm like, how does my mother know that?” - Wendy Liebman / What an amazing, clever dog we have; he brings in the newspaper everyday and we don't even subscribed.
..........A word of kindness, I believe.........Amy Grant …..Greet the Day
If only Peace were the surname of all mankind. --Terri Guillements
It is a crisp (41°F) Friday morning. The sky is a dull gray without texture; no little clouds float under the slab of steel coldness nor has it a thin spot where the rising sun might shine through. I can hear birds in the distance but none have made themselves visible. The primary sound is traffic off somewhere making its way to the great box cathedrals of capitalism for the Friday Black mass. Puck is sitting on the deck not really watching and certainly not barking, not even answering the dog from a block over (by the sound of it). As always, the fountain splashing happily adds to the morning soundtrack. There is a little breeze and it teases my skirt make and makes my knees feel the chill. So very quiet this morning. We wait a while longer to soak in the peace before we head back to our rooms and warmth and the smells of breakfast upstairs and coffee brewing. So I fix myself a cup of decaf and take a long hot sip. Ahh. Coffee and you and the ePistle, still more things I'm thankful for...
Do something you'll be thankful this weekend, ePistliers.
The dog magician, The Great Houndini, was a labracadabrador. / The large dog leading the meditation class is Aware Wolf.
..........And we're in trouble deep ….......Everly Brothers …..Wake Up, Little Susie
Trivia Questions: The UN has designated this as Day To Eliminate Violence Against Women.
^ Care to guess how many women were murdered by an intimate partner in 2005?
^^ How many are battered by an intimate partner?
^^^ What, if any, is the relationship between rape and economic class?
^^^^ In about how many rapes cases are deadly weapons used?
^^^^^ How many rapists see jail time?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 27% of librarian shushing is because your noise is making their hangover worse. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. --Gloria Steinem
Snoopy collected modern art; my dog collects fleas. / That dog was so spoiled, her person makes her pooched eggs every morning for breakfast.
..........Don't you think it's kind of sad ….......Everly Brothers …..Cathy's Clown
Something to Think About of the Week: Grow your roots: Bring your attention to the base of your spine. Imagine that with each breath, you’re stretching a root or roots down into the Earth. Feel your root go through the surface of grass or cement, then further into the rich, dark soil that blankets the planet. Feel the coolness of the Earth as you go deeper, moving away from air and light. http://www.finerminds.com/meditation/meditation-technique/
Big Hello: Jó napot kívánok - Hungarian
Week of the Week: National Bible Week (November 19-26) – What time of day was Adam created? A little before eve.
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Starship LosCon (LA,CA – November 25-27). Featuring Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. http://loscon.org/43/  

The honey bee was so fast they called him the Greyhound Buzz. / Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them.
.......... She looked to the east, she looked to the west ….......Everly Brothers …..Barbara Allen
^ In 2005, 1,181 women were murdered by their partner. That's a average of 3 women/day. 1/3 of all women murdered are murdered by their intimate partner.
Almanac: It is Friday, November 25, 2016. The moon will be new on Tuesday and is in Libra. The United Nations has declared this International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women (A/RES/54/134). It is also You're Welcoming Day, Blase´Day, International Hat Day, and National Day of Listening. Finally in Surinam it is Independence Day (1975).
Among those born on this day were Lope Felix de Vega (1562), Andrew Carnegie (1835), Carry Nation (1846), Sergei Taneyev (1856), Robert Ripley (1893), Virgil Thomson (1896), Joe DiMaggio (1914), Ricardo Montalban (1920), Jeffrey Hunter (1925), Katheryn Grant Crosby (1933), Gloria Steinem (1935), Charles Starkwether (1938), John Larroquette (1947), Amy Grant (1960), John F Kennedy, Jr (1960), and Christine Applegate (1971).
On November 25th Nobel invented dynamite (1867), evaporated milk was patented (1884), the Greenback Party was organized (1894), President Eisenhower suffered a mild stroke (1957), the first atomic reactor for research opened (WA, 1960), the Everly Brothers were inducted into the US Marine Corps Reserves (1961), the Iran Contra affair hit the news (1986), and Walesa won Poland's first popular election (1990).
Tonight Sky: One hour before sunrise the moon will be close to Regulus.
This Week: Saturday, November 26 - Small Business Saturday & National Cake Day
Night Sky, November 26: Jupiter rises before the sun while Saturn is in the southwest after sunset.
Sunday, November 27 – National Craft Jerky Day & National Bavarian Cream Pie Day
Night Sky, November 27: Mercury is low in the southwest after sunset and Mars is visible just above the southern horizon all month
Monday, November 28 - World Day of Giving
Tuesday, November 29 – Square Dancing Day & Giving Tuesday
Night Sky, November 29: The moon is new in Sagittarius
Wednesday, November 30 – Stay Home Because You're Well Day & Computer Security Day
Thursday, December 1 – Rosa Parks Day & National Pie Day
Night Sky, December 1: Venus sets about 2 hours after the sun.
The Pharaoh Hound was a barceologist. / Of course she's a watchdog, she's wearing a Rolex.
.......... I've begun the end of sorrow ….......Everly Brothers …..Mary Jane
^^ 4.8 women suffered partner related physical assaults and rapes per year.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: A letter Z walks into a bar. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks, "Where are you from, stranger? "I'm Times New Roman," says the Z proudly. "Get out!" says the bartender. "We don't serve your type around here!"
Moonbeam: The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. --Gloria Steinem
Late Night Snacks: Carrie Fisher said that she went public with her affair with Harrison Ford because she felt like she waited an appropriate amount of time. Specifically, she said it was “a long time ago in a Winnebago far, far away.” --Jimmy Fallon / According to a new study, marijuana users are twice as likely to suffer from a heart condition known as stress cardiomyopathy. But they’re three times as likely not to care. --Conan O'Brien / A study published in the journal Menopause revealed that as they age, women tend to have better memories than men. Guys, this explains why your wife is like, “Did you remember to bring home milk?” And you’re like, “Who the hell are you?” --James Corden / Today is National Unfriend Day, a.k.a. NUD. We started back in 2010. We try to encourage those of you on Facebook to decide which of your Facebook friends are actually friends and eliminate those who don’t make the cut. My mission is to simplify your life and to bring meaning back to the word “friend,” which has been cheapened. Also I like saying the word “NUD.” --Jimmy Kimmel / The Harry Potter spinoff “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” came out today. Spoiler alert: They’re in a gold tower. --Seth Meyers / A storybook extra-innings World Series classic — a lead-off home run, big leads swept away in seconds, rolling out tarps in the bottom of the ninth, five hours of grown men chewing and spitting! --Stephen Colbert
Let us love the world to peace. --Eileen Freeman
There's a new book out on raising dogs; it's a pup-up. / Why did the dog cross the road twice? He was trying to fetch a boomerang.
..........She's the woman with the flying feet ….......Everly Brothers …..Be-bop-a-lula
^^^ About ½ of all rape victims are in the lowest third of income distribution; 1/2 are in the upper 2/3.
Worthless Fact of the Week: Victor Hugo described Alfred Nobel as “Europe's richest vagabond”.
Weird Word of the Week: Immensikoff – a fur-lined overcoat. --A Lucifo Match by Arthur Morrison 1909 http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-imm1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Shine shoes. After applying polish to shoes, buff the leather with Stayfree Maxi Pads. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/stayfree.html
How did the Chihuahua feel when he saw the Airdale? Terrierfied / He had a cockeyed Spaniel, but he corrected it with contact lenses.
...........Yonder comes a Willie, he's apassin' on a hill. He don't dress nice, but drives fit to kill ….......Everly Brothers …..Burma Shave
^^^^ 11% of rape cases involved a gun, knife, or other weapon.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Critic – one who evaluates or criticizes. Love's Labour's Lost Act III Scene I – Biron: A very beadle to a humorous sigh, a critic, nay, a night-watch constable...
Funniest Thing I Heard This Week: Garth Brooks was on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me this week. He was asked how he could write country songs when his marriage seems so solid. He said, “I always introduce Trisha as the love of my life and she introduces me as her current husband.”
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Video Religious Freedom (to Burn Our Own Witches) by Roy Zimmerman https://www.youtube.com/user/RoyZimmerman
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck and cub detective, Pax, not biting the hands that feeds them in the case of the Bossy Basset.
What does a dog become when after it's seven years old? Eight years old / What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
..........You'll get that twinkle in your eye, love..........Everly Brothers …..Some Sweet Day
^^^^^ Only about 6% of rapists will ever spend a day in jail. 15 out of 16 walk away free.
Month of the Week: November is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month

Famous Kansans: Anna Emmaline McDoulet, a member of the Doolin Gang known as Cattle Annie Lawrence, was born in Seneca in 1882. http://www.okhistory.org/publications/enc/entry.php?entry=CA075
Minor Rant of the Week: OK, it's been a couple of weeks since the election and it doesn't matter if you are gloating because your side won or grieving because your side lost – it's still time to take the political signs off the lawn. Now!
Today's Peace of History: Today's Peace of History, November 25,1988: 2,000 marched in New York city to protest the sale of animal fur for clothing. Over 50 other cities held similar demonstrations.
Fifi lost her tail in a tragic squirrel accident; but she went to the retail store and restored it. / I was walking my dog the other night when a police man asked me if I had a licence. I said, "He's only 2; he doesn't drive yet".
..........I'm through with a-countin' the stars above….......Everly Brothers …..Bye Bye Love
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle November 25, 2016, pUck's ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ No news that's fit to read. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: If you say, I'm for equal pay, that's a reform. But if you say, I'm a feminist, that 's a transformation of society.
Cost of War: Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 12/1/16: $755,221,074,066.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 11/17/16: $754,512,945,984.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 12/1/16: $820,004,333,967.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 11/17/16: $819,983,637,175.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 12/1/16: $12,453,126,679.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 11/17/16: $12,344,309,658.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 12/1/16: $135,485,898,732.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 11/17/16: $134,880,422,775.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 12/1/16: $1,726,957,995,503.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 11/17/16: $1,725,479,318,821.
Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air — explode softly — and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth — boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either — not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination. --Robert Fulghum
..........I couldn't bear to see it end........Amy Grant …..So Glad
Fido wanted to be a great ballet dancer but he had two left feet. / What is the caterpillar's biggest natural enemy? A dogerpillar.
Famous Last Words: So help me God. --Marine Corps Oath of Induction
May Peace guard your backyard
And Joy demand to sit on your lap
prairie mama
christine


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