Friday, November 11, 2016

fOlded ePistle

Famous First Words: The thunder of jets in the open sky... Opening Rocky & His Friends
It is Red Lipstick Day. Things NOT to say to someone wearing red lipstick: You know that lipstick doesn't really mask the blood after you bite somebody.
..........Let the fires burn inside your eyes.........Youngbloods …..The Amity Affliction
People say “I want peace.” If you remove I (ego), and your want (desire), you are left with peace. --Satya Sai Baba
It is a chilly Friday morning. The sky is absolutely clear of cloud or jet trail, of bird or plane; perhaps the gusty wind has blown them all away. There is some birdsong to be heard between the dog barkings – here in my own backyard and distant yards unseen and a few passing by as they walk their people bundled against the 46°F temperature. The grass is still green and lush but the red maples are now nearly bald and the little wood across the street turned from green to yellow to gone in a week. Even the bushes of bright yellow mums are beginning to show their age. The world smells of sterility and finish, dampness near the fountain but nothing on the breeze. Such a peaceful world on this armistice day celebrating peace. Oh, here come the trash trucks, so we head inside to warmth and the aroma of new coffee and old incense. With a cup of creamy decaf sweet on my tongue and thoughts of you sweet on my mind, I sit down to write to you. Life is good.
Hope your weekend folds into beautiful days, ePistliers.
Things NOT to say to someone wearing red lipstick: Does this mean your application to Clown College was accepted?
..........I am far from perfect..........Youngbloods …..Youngbloods
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday, Jonathan, we miss you. Can you identify these 5 famous characters played by Jonathan Winters
^ Maude Frickert
^^ Elwood P. Suggins
^^^ Leslie the Sanitation Engineer
^^^^ In what commercial did Winters play leftover food?
^^^^^ Newborn son of Robin Williams and Pam Dawber
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: There is a 99% chance that the chapter you want to finish before going to bed is the longest chapter in the book. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
The Bloody Benders Live On of the Week: More on Benders:  I am listed as a contributor to a book titled "Blooody Benders" written by Robert Aldeman about 1968.  A much better book is titled "Death for Dinner" by Garza.  She did a wonderful job and if interested in the subject and the mystery of what happened to the Benders I suggest Garza's book which came out about three years ago. Just google "Death for Dinner" and you will find out more about the book.
Household Update of the Week: We are anticipating a cold winter here and feared 3 Dogs would not be enough and so we (the upstairs family) acquired a new basset hound puppy, Paxton (to be call Pax, peace). He's so cute, long and low. His ears are taller than he is. I'll get a picture soon.
Moonbeam: The soul is healed by being with children. --Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Things NOT to say to someone wearing red lipstick: So is that a Taylor Swift look or Marilyn Manson?
..........You can make the mountains ring.........Youngbloods …..Get Together
Something to Think About of the Week: Don't let people pull you into their storm; pull them into your peace.
Big Hello: Namaste - Hindi
Week of the Week: National Animal Shelter Appreciation Week (November 5-11)

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: WindyCon 43: King of the Nerds...(Chicago, November 11-13). http://www.windycon.org/
 
Things NOT to say to someone wearing red lipstick: You've got a little something on your face. / Why is it assumed that if one wears bright red lipstick they also know how to make balloon animals?
..........Now, I would never claim to have the answers.........Youngbloods …..Illy
^ Maude Frickert was the ribald old lady based on an aunt who taught him to play poker. http://blog.aarp.org/2013/04/12/jonathan-winters-his-5-most-memorable-characters-famous-comedians/
Almanac: It is Friday, November 11, 2016. The moon will be full (Beaver) on the 14th and is in Aries. In the US and Canada it is Armistice Day aka Veteran's Day aka Remembrance Day. It is also Domino Day, Origami Day, and Red Lipstick Day. Angola and Rhodesia celebrate Independence Day and in Belgium, France, and the French countries it is Armistice Day The King's Birthday is celebrated in Bhutan. Colombia commemorates Cartagena Day (1811) and in St. Maarten it is Concordia Day. Finally, in Washington state it is Admission Day (1889).
Among those born on this day were Abigail Adams (1744), Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821), George S. Patton (1885), Lucky Luciano (1896), Sam Spiegel (1901), Alger Hiss (1904), Robert Ryan (1909), Howard Fast (1914), Stubby Kaye (1918), Kurt Vonnegut, Jr (1922), Jonathan Winters (1925), Mose Allison (1927), Bibi Andersson (1934), Jesse Colin Young (Youngbloods, 1944), Daniel Saavedra (1945), Demi Moore (1962), and Leonard DeCaprio (1974).
On November eleventh the fourth Lateran Council of Rome opened (1215), 41 pilgrims signed the Mayflower Compact (1620), the first US compulsory school attendance law was passed (MA, 1647), chrysanthemums were introduced to England (from China, 1790), Mary Walker became the first female Army surgeon awarded the Medal of Honor (1865), Washington was admitted to the union (42nd, 1889), Rocky & His Friends first aired (1959), FBI arrested Jim Morrison for drunkenness on a plane (1969), and Reagan addressed the Japanese legislature (1983).
Tonight's Sky: Evening Planets, Mercury (SW), Saturn (SW), Venus (SW), Mars (SW), Neptune (S), and Uranus (SE). Morning Planet, Jupiter (SE).
This Week: Saturday, November 12 – Fancy Rat and Mouse Day
Sunday, November 13 – World Kindness Day & World Orphans Day
Night Sky, November 13: Brilliant Venus is the evening star.
Monday, November 14 – International Girls Day & World Diabetes Day
Night Sky, November 14: Full (Beaver) moon in Leo
Tuesday, November 15 – I Love To Write Day & National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
Wednesday, November 16 – Use Less Stuff Day & Great American Smokeout
Night Sky November 16: Mars, east of Venus, until mid-to-late evening.
Thursday, November 17 – Homemade Bread Day & Substitute Educators Day
Night Sky, November 17: The Quadrandids meteor shower peters out.


.......... Keep your head stoned all the time.........Youngbloods …..The Wine Song
^^ Elwood P. Suggins was a small-town rube with a talk show that aired in a 35 mile radius. http://blog.aarp.org/2013/04/12/jonathan-winters-his-5-most-memorable-characters-famous-comedians/
Funniest thing I read of the Week: I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life, I'll be notified immediately. --Submitted by pm of ks
Moonbeam: Three years in jail is a good corrective for three years at Harvard. --Alger Hiss
Late Night Snacks: Another big story is that Cubs team president Theo Epstein has now ended World Series droughts for both the Chicago Cubs and the Boston Red Sox. Now, he’s going to take on his toughest job yet, president of RadioShack. --Jimmy Fallon / The FDA is currently debating whether the chocolate hazelnut topping Nutella should be classified as a dessert or a spread. Which is ridiculous. Nutella isn’t a dessert or a spread, it’s a cry for help. --James Corden / Last night was the most watched baseball game in 25 years. The Cubs won the World Series for the first time since 1908. If there were any Cubs fans still alive from the last time they won, they definitely died in the eighth inning.--Jimmy Kimmel / So the Indians lost last night. While other minorities will find out if they lost on Tuesday. --Seth Meyers / Mark one’s calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the captain of the “Titanic” once said, “This is not a drill.” --Stephen Colbert
Spiritual energy brings compassion into the world. --Christina Baldwin
It is also Domino Day:

..........Well my rig's a little low, but that don't mean she's slow.........Youngbloods …..Six Days On The Road
^^^ Leslie the Sanitation Engineer was an effete trash collector who pronounces it “gar BAGE”?
Worthless Fact of the Week: Mary Walker graduated from Syracuse Medical College in 1855 and, while serving as an assistant surgeon during the Civil War, was captured by the Confederate army. She was awarded a Medal of Honor for her service, and went on to lecture on women's rights, dress reform, and suffrage.
Weird Word of the Week: Gibus – a top hat. Last seen in the Peter Wimsey novel Murder Must Advertise (1933). http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-gib1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Prevent perspiration stains on shirts, blouses, or jackets. Peal off the adhesive strip on the back of a Stayfree Maxi Pad, and stick the maxi pad inside the armpit of a dress, shirt, blouse, or jacket to absorb excess perspiration. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/stayfree.html
If you're not prepared to lose every friend you ever had over dominoes, you're not taking it seriously enough.
...........Ease the day that brings me here.........Youngbloods …..Darkness, Darkness
^^^^ Winters was a complaining slice of tomato in a Hefty Trash Bags commercial. http://blog.aarp.org/2013/04/12/jonathan-winters-his-5-most-memorable-characters-famous-comedians/
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Courtship – an attempt to convince someone to support you or to choose you or your organization. Love's Labour's Lost Act V Scene II Ferdinand: How, madam! Russians! Princess: Ay, in truth, my lord; trim gallants, full of courtship and of state.
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Giant, artsy domino falls: http://joyreactor.com/tag/domino
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck warning off possible invaders in the case of the Marauding Maltese.
Little Johnny should do well in life if he can find a position as a domino knocker-downer.
..........Day or night it's all the same..........Youngblood …..All Over the World
^^^^^ Winters played Mearth, the child of Mork and Mindy
Month of the Week: November is National Impotency Month –Did you hear about the CEO who spent too much of the company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
Famous Kansans: Eric David Harris who with his friend Dylan Klebold committed the Columbine High School massacre, was born in Wichita in 1981. http://www.history.com/topics/columbine-high-school-shootings
Today's Peace of History, November 11, 1918: France, Belgium, and the French countries celebrate Armistice Day - a day to proclaim peace throughout the world.
And Origami Day: You can make origami with spices; it's called oreganogami. / I was going to join the Origami Club at school, but it folded.
..........I won't, I won't, I won't be back at all.........Youngblood …..C.C. Rider
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle November 11, 2016: fOlded ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Varied Jokes, Vague News. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. --Kurt Vonnegut
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 11/10/16: $753,883,641,905.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 11/3/16: $753,156,817,977.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 11/10/16: $819,965,245,066.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 11/3/16: $819,944,003,198.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 11/10/16: $12,247,556,648.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 11/3/16: $12,135,852,913.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 11/10/16: $134,342,068,531.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 11/3/16: $133,720,522,745.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 11/10/16: $1,724,164,958,948.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 11/3/16: $1,722,647,053,927.
Those who love peace must learn to organize as effectively as those who love war. --Martin Luther King, Jr.
..........Well my whole world's in an uproar.........Youngblood …..The Other Side To This Life
Old competitive origamists don't die, they just fold under pressure. / How many origamists does it take to change a light bulb? Ah, that's OK, we can fold in the dark.
Famous Last Words: ...authority to issue revenue bonds. --Constitution of the State of Washington
May Peace be your spinner
And Joy fill your boneyard
prairie mama
christine


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