Friday, June 12, 2020

Citric ePistle


Famous First Words: This case presents a constitutional question never addressed by this Court ... Loving vs Virginia
It's National Lemonade Days (6-13)! When life gives you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, simulated flavors, potassium benzoate, gum Arabic, and yellow 5, make lemonade. / Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill. Ran out of juice.
..........What's a man supposed to do.........Gary US Bonds …..Out Of Work
America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We as a people have such a purpose today. It is to make kinder the face of the nation and gentler the face of the world. --George HW Bush
It is a near perfect Friday morning. Fat, white clouds are being slowly herded across a clear, bright blue sky. The 68°F temperature with not a hint of wind is a delight. Birdsong is a little muted, perhaps the lack of breeze does not carry it to our backyard. Inside the house smells of brewing Moose Munch and frying bacon. I fix myself a cup of the coffee; and I pour a little milk into my cup and into Puck's bowl. But Puck turns over on his chair and goes to sleep. Mmm, mouth full of sweetened tartness I sit down to write to you.
Hope the weekend hands you champagne, ePistliers
First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Protesters are being criticized for looting businesses without forming private equity companies first. --Submitted by th of ks
When life hands you lemons, take them. Free stuff is great. / Friend of mine lost his job at the lemon factory. He couldn't concentrate.
Happy Superman Day! Did you know that Clark Kent's bathroom has a superbowl.
..........Looking forward to happier times.........Linda Ronstadt …..Blue Bayou
Trivia Questions: It is the birthday of NYC or rather the re-christening...
^ Where exactly was New Amsterdam first located?
^^ More or less what was the population of the city at the time the English took over?
^^^ Why did the English take over the city?
^^^^ Where did the name New York come from?
^^^^^ About how big is Manhattan Island anyway?
Big Hello: Kamusta – Aklan (Philippines) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Second Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I wish that children didn't grow up so quickly, that dogs lived longer, that coffee was free, and that more minds were open. --Audrey Paris. --Submitted by RHOZ
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 52% of librarians have been kicked out of a bookstore. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
If life gives you melons, see a doctor, you have dyslexia. / Orthodox rabbis like lemonade because it's acidic juice.
Clark Kent's first job was in Ramen Shop. Back them they called him Souperman
..........And call my name out loud.........James Taylor …..You've Got A Friend
Moonbeam: I want to go about like the light-footed goats. --Johanna Spyri
Naturally Occurring Mandala of the Week: Butterfly egg

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: If your phone rings during the concert, you will be required to go on stage and play the bassoon. --Submitted by mja of ks
Week of the Week: National Business Etiquette Week (7-13) – There's awkward and then there's “the zoom meeting is over and you and one other person can't figure out how to leave the meeting” awkward.
If life gave you lemons be glad it didn't give you coronavirus. / The lemons are always hiding in the crisper because they are yellow-bellied.
What does Superman put in his Scotch? Just ice
..........To see the evil and the good without hiding.........Jackson Browne …..Doctor My Eyes
^ Nieuw Amsterdam (pronounced nivamstər'dam was established at the southern tip of Manhattan Island.
Almanac: It is Friday, June 12, 2020. The moon will be last quarter tomorrow and is in Pisces. The United Nations has designated this World Day Against Child Labor. It is Crowded Nest Awareness Day, Loving Day, National Jerky Day, National Peanut Butter Cookie Day, and Superman Day. In Finland it is Helsinki Day (1550) and in the Philippines it is Independence Day (1898). Finally it is Constitution Day on the islands of Turk and Cacios.
Among those born on this day were Cosmos de Medici (1519), Johanna Spyri (1829), Anthony Eden (1897), David Rockefeller (1915), George Herbert Walker Bush (1924), Vic Damone (1928), Jim Nabors (1932), and Marv Albert (1943).
On June twelfth New Amsterdam was renamed New York (1665), Sophia, Princess of Hanover, was given the English crown (1701), Congress passed a law requiring US senators to be at least 30 years old (1787), Vancouver discovered Vancouver (1792), the Territory of Iowa was organized (1838), the first baseball game was played (1839), Abernethy became the first governor of Oregon Country (1845), the gas mask was patented (1849), the Comstock Silver lode was discovered in Nevada (1959), Niagara Falls, Onatrio was incorporated (1903), Secret Service extended its protection to include the president's family (1917), the Farmer Labor Party was organized (Chicago, 1920), the Baseball Hall of Fame opened (1939), Eddie Arcaro became the first jockey to win the triple crown twice (1948), the Supreme Court unanimously ended laws against interracial marriages (1967), Tricia Nixon married Edward Cox in the White House (1971), and 750,000 anti-nuclear demonstrators ralled in Central Park (1982).
Night Sky, 6/12: The Big Dipper hangs high in the northwest as the stars come out. The Dipper's Pointers, currently its bottom two stars, point lower right toward Polaris. Above Polaris, and looking very similar to it, is Kochab, the lip of the Little Dipper's bowl. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Max recreating the King of the World scene from Titanic.

This Week: Saturday, June 13 – Worldwide Knit (and Crotchet) in Public Day & World Gin Day
Sunday, June 14 – Flag Day & International Bath Day & Race Unity Day
Night Sky, 6/14: As we count down the last few days to official summer (the solstice is on June 20th), the big Summer Triangle shines high and proud in the east after dark. Its top star is bright Vega. Deneb is the brightest star to Vega's lower left, by 2 or 3 fists at arm's length. Look for Altair a greater distance to Vega's lower right. Altair is midway in brightness between Vega and Deneb.
Monday, June 15 – Magna Carta Day & Global Wind Day & Prune Day
Tuesday, June 16 – Fudge Day and Bloomsday
Wednesday, June 17 – World Tesselation Day
Night Sky, 6/17: Neptune, (magnitude 7.9, in Aquarius) is well up in the east-southeast before dawn begins, just a few degrees from Mars but Uranus is hidden in the glow of dawn.
Thursday, June 18 – Autistic Pride Day & Recess At Work Day
When life gives you lemons, throw them through life's window and run away. / The lemon texted the lime, “Sour you doing?”
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
..........He said, “Son, don't you understand.........Bruce Springsteen …..Born In The USA
^^ In 1664 the population of New Netherland was almost 9,000, 2,500 of whom lived in New Amsterdam.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19. I usually don't go because I'm poor. --Submitted by inrith
Moonbeam: Corruption never has been compulsory. --Anthony Eden
Late Night Snacks of the Week: Authorities are busy erecting another fence that will go around the existing White House fence, which will make two fences. So it looks like Drumpf is finally getting his wall built after all. How long before we find out Don Jr invested in a fence company? --Jimmy Kimmel / Please don’t buy the false narrative that these are lawless mobs. The vast majority of these protests have been peaceful. And you might not know that if you watch cable news, because to the news, peace is boring. That’s why CNN just launched their sister network: the Burning Trash Can Channel. --Stephen Colbert / 79 times*** in three and a half years – I haven’t used shampoo that much in the same time period. And granted, I probably should’ve; but how many times do you have to get in trouble before you get fired. No other job works like that! If a commercial airline pilot had been investigated 79 times for flying upside down and doing barrel rolls while hammered on Goldschläger, we wouldn’t be like, ‘All right, man, 80 strikes and you’re out!’ --Seth Meyers ~~Number of times an abusive Miami police officer had been reviewed for using excessive force. / As for people out there who maintain that the statues are necessary for people to “learn their history”, read a book That’s how you learn history. The bubonic plague was a major event in history, but we don’t go around putting up statues of rats. --Trevor Noah
Not So Late Night Snacks of the Week: So cops dressed up like evil hockey goalies are beating up people peacefully protesting the death of George Floyd at the hands of police. And yes, there's still that global pandemic thing going on. But our president spent most of the week in a White House bunker, watching TV. And I guess what he saw was a lovely country with a smiling sun and rabbits playing in the grass. But then they turned off the "Teletubbies" and told him it was bedtime. --Peter Sagal Wait Wait Don't Tell Me 6/5/20
Don't confuse being 'soft' with seeing the other guy's point of view. --George HW Bush
If life gives you lemons, try to find someone to whom life has given vodka. / Famous Lemons: Miley Citrus had a television show called Hannah Sultana.
While the batmobile was in the shop, Batman hired Superman to fly him to crime areas.
..........Oh, can you show me.........Bruce Springsteen …..Born To Run
^^^ As a result of the 2nd Anglo-Dutch war (1665-67), England kept Manhattan Island and the Dutch kept Surinam in South America. The Dutch also remained in control of the Spice Islands.
Worthless Fact of the Week: Butterflies taste with their feet. https://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/10-crazy-facts-about-animals7.htm
Wicked Funniest Thing I Found of the Week: Ben & Jerry's Graveyard of Retired Flavors --Submitted by fnog
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I saw a bumper sticker saying: I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal. Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the roads. --Submitted by inrith
Weird Word of the Week: Yedsirag – headman, foreman From very old English. http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-yed1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Temporarily reattach a loose wire under the hood of a car or truck. Chew a stick of Wrigley's Spearmint Gum until the sugar is gone, stick the well-chewed wad of gum on the connections, and t hen wrap a piece of aluminum foil (as if it were a piece of tape) around the gum to h old it in place. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/wrigleys2.html
When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.
Superman: I think what you do is great, Santa, but it won't get you into the Justice League.
...........I'm begging you, please.........Gary US Bonds …..Take Me Back
^^^^ The city was renamed after the Duke of York (later James II & VII).
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Some people are like clouds, when they disappear it's a beautiful day.
Science Fiction Convention Worthless Facts of the Week: There were 9 conventions planned for this weekend. One named Utopia 2020 would have been held in Bedford, UK. It has been postponed to an unlisted date. The other 8 would have been held in the US. 2 of them has been postponed (SciFi Valley Con, Altoona, PA and SWFL SpaceCon Ft Myers, FL) All the others have been canceled. Strangest Name – LibertyCon 2020 (Chattanooga, TN) The website suggests a lot of cosplay with the Statue of Liberty. (My vision was the Anti-Sheltering folks) Worst Name – Utopia 2020 (I've seen 2020, it's no Utopia, my friend). Most Intriguing Name – Ocean Renaissance 2020 (Ocean City, MD) ...the tide will rise again... https://scificons.com/events/
Actual Science Convention Worthless Facts of the Week: There are/were 29 mathematics conference scheduled on the 12th of June 2020. None of them are in the US...cities run alphabetically from Barcelona to Tokyo. I did not understand the title of a single one of them. https://waset.org/mathematics-conferences
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here is Puck the mighty tracker sniffing out clues.

You should keep vodka and salt on hand just in case life hands you some lemons. / Did you hear the terrible news about Lenny the Lemon; he got lemon aids.
Gluten is my Kryptonite
..........You can't see the forest for the trees.........Linda Ronstadt …..Different Drum
^^^^^ Manhattan is 22.82 square miles with a population of 1.629 million (2019).
Month of the Week: June is National Rivers Month –Love watching rivers on the internet; I was live streaming earlier. Personally, I would never swim in the river – much too main stream.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I'm the rainbow sheep of the family.
Today's Peace of History, June 12, 1967: The US Supreme Court in Loving v. Virginia struck down state miscegenation laws, those that prohibited interracial marriage, as violations of a person’s right to equal protection under the law, as guaranteed under the 14th amendment.
Roses are red, violets are nice, when life gives you lemons add vodka and ice. / Do lemons have legs? Oh, then I have squeezed your canary into my drink. Sorry.
Superman's costume is that tight because it's size “s”.
..........Show them the way you feel.........James Taylor …..Shower The People
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle June 12, 2020, Citric ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Laughs, Love, and Lemonade. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: My strong game was ping pong. Relentless...steady. --Marv Albert
Cost of War:
As of 6/4/20 Military Costs of War since 2001: $3,034,793,683,930.
As of 6/4/20 Military Costs of War since 2001: $3,032,829,603,458.
As of 6/4/20 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $971,791,889,758.
As of 6/4/20 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $970,456,946,905.
As of 6/4/20 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $771,338,467,620.
As of 6/4/20 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $769,660,050,473.
As of 6/4/20 Veterans Care since 2001: $330,940,585,093.
As of 6/4/20 Veterans Care since 2001: $330,559,088,873.
As of 6/4/20 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $5,108,865,481.322.
As of 6/4/20 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $5,103,506,440.871.
International exchanges are not a great tide to sweep away all differences, but they will slowly wear away at the obstacles to peace as surely as water wears away a hard stone. --George HW Bush
Famous Last Words: And, I love you too --George Herbert Walker Bush
..........People need some reason to believe.........Jackson Browne …..Running On Empty
June 12, 1982: As part of the "No Nukes" movement during the Cold War, the largest political rally in US history took place when about 750,000 people went to NY's Central Park for the Rally for Nuclear Disarmament, which features performances by Bruce Springsteen, Jackson Browne, James Taylor, Linda Ronstadt, and Gary "U.S." Bonds.
When life gives you lemons...freeze them and throw them at the people w ho are making your life difficult. / Old lemons never die, they just lose their zest for life.
May Peace provide your flavor
And Joy provide your sweetener
prairie mama
christine


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