Friday, January 17, 2020

Chilly, Chili ePistle


Famous First Words: The train's arrived, thank God. --Lopakhin The Cherry Orchard
Happy Anniversary, George & Gracie! Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. --George Burns / They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. --Gracie Allen
..........De se dire des mots doux..........Eartha Kitt …..C'est Si Bon
It's not the end of the world at all,” he said. “It's only the end of us”. --Nevil Shute7
It is a not so cold as I thought it would be (31°F) Friday morning. The sidewalks and driveways glisten with the freezing rain that fell last night and continues making tinkling noises. The wind is light and adds its own tinkling to the background of motors grinding near and far. Puck goes out to do his morning business but does not stay long and returns without a single bark even before I finish brewing my Moose Munch. The willow branches wave a sluggish good morning as I close the patio door quickly. Puck settles into the new recliner chair for a hardly needed morning nap. The furnace fan stops and the house is suddenly very quiet. It has begun to smell of coffee and I return to the kitchen to doctor up a cup. Now I am sitting at my computer taking long, warm sips of deliciousness and writing to you; this transforms the cold morning to warm thoughts and pleasant memories. Ahhh
Hope your weekend is hotter than hell's chili – in a good way, ePistliers.
First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: A riot broke out at The Treetops Renaissance Faire...but the police controlled it before anyone could start luting. --MacNelly --Submitted by cj of ks
We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take. --Gracie Allen / Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. --George Burns
..........Now daddy ran whiskey in a big block Dodge.........Steve Earle …..Copperhead Road
Trivia Questions: Happy birthday to Vidal Sassoon, “the man who invented modern hairdressing”.
^ Any idea where Vidal was born?
^^ What hair style is Vidal known for anyway?
^^^ About when was it that he got into dressing hair?
^^^^ How did Vidal end up in the US?
^^^^^ What philanthropy was Vidal involved in?
Big Hello: Tervhen – Veps aka Vepsian (Finland) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Second Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: This year I want to be more like Jesus *Hang out with sinners *Upset religious people *Tell stories that make people think *Choose unpopular friends *Be kind, loving, and merciful *Take naps of boats --Submitted by sd of ks
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: The average librarian's cardigan conceals two pencils, one flask, and one emergency kitten. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. --George Burns / My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it. --Gracie Allen
..........Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.........The Beatles …..All You Need Is Love
Moonbeam: There is always a 'but' in this imperfect world. --Anne Bronte
Naturally Occurring Mandala of the Week: Dog nose

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one. --#RHOZ
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water, I simply defrost it. / Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. --George Burns
..........A sky of blue and a sea of green.........The Beatles …..Yellow Submarine
^ Sassoon was born to Jewish parents in Hammersmith, west London. His mother's family was from the Ukraine and his father from Greece. Due to poverty as a single parent, his mother eventually placed Sassoon and his younger brother in a Jewish orphanage, where they stayed for seven years.
Almanac: It is Friday, January 17, 2020. The moon is last quarter today and is in Libra. It is Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral, International Fetish Day, and Kid Inventors' Day. This weekend is both Women in Blue Jeans Days and Hot Heads Chili Days.
Among those born on this day were Philip the Bold (1342), Leonhard Fuchs (1501), Benjamin Franklin (1706), Anne Bronte (1820), Alva Beaumont (1853), Konstantin S. Stanislavski (1863), Mack Sennett (1880), Joseph Arendt (1885), Al Capone (1899), Nevil Shute (1899), Betty White (1922), Eartha Kitt (1927), Vidal Sassoon (1928), James Earl Jones (1931), Paul O. Williams (1935), Paul Revere (1938), Maury Povich (1939), Andy Kaufman (1949), Steve Earle (1955), and Jim Carrey (1962).
On January seventeenth the Treaty of Konigsberg signed (1656), the Flush toilet was patented (1861), the cable car was patented (1871), The Cherry Orchard opened in Moscow (1904), Geroge Burns married Gracie Allen (1926), the UN Secruity Council held it's first meeting (1946), President Eisenhower warns against the "military-indutrial complex" (1961), Yellow Submarine was released (1969), and La Raza Unida (The United People) formed (1970).
Night Sky, 1/17: Last-quarter Moon (exact at 7:58 am). By the time it rises tonight around 1 am, it will have waned slightly past exact last quarter. It'll be at the dim feet of Virgo then, with Spica to its upper right and bright Arcturus higher to its upper left. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Captain Max and his already named cousin. Kendall.

This Week: Saturday, January 18 – Winnie the Pooh Day & Thesaurus Day
Sunday, January 19 – Popcorn Day & Tin Can Day & World Day of Migrants and Refugees
Night Sky, 1/19: Is your sky dark enough for you to see the winter Milky Way? In mid-evening now it runs vertically up and across the zenith: from Canis Major low in the southeast, up between Orion and Gemini, through Auriga and Perseus almost straight overhead, and down through Cassiopeia, Cepheus, and Cygnus to the northwest horizon.
Monday, January 20 – National Cheese Lovers Day & Penguin Awareness Day & Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
Tuesday, January 21 – National Hugging Day & National Hug Your Puppy Day
Wednesday, January 22 – Answer You Cat's Questions Day & Library Shelfie Day
Night Sky, 1/22 : Zero-magnitude Capella, very high in the east after dinnertime, and zero-magnitude Rigel, in Orion's foot, have almost the same right ascension. This means they cross your sky’s meridian at almost exactly the same time: around 9 or 10 pm now, depending on how far east or west you live in your time zone. (Capella goes exactly through your zenith if you're at latitude 46°N: Portland, Oregon; Montreal; central France.) So whenever Capella passes highest, Rigel always marks true south over your landscape, and vice versa.
Thursday, January 23 – National Handwriting Day & National Pie Day
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. --George Burns / I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about. --Gracie Allen
..........Cellophane flowers of yellow and green.........The Beatles …..Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
^^ "If I was going to be in hairdressing, I wanted to change things. I wanted to eliminate the superfluous and get down to the basic angles of cut and shape." Sassoon's works include the geometric perm and the geometric cut. They were all modern and low-maintenance. The hairstyles created by Sassoon relied on dark, straight, and shiny hair cut into geometric yet organic shapes.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: It's only a murder of crows if there's probably caws. --Submitted by msh of bc
Moonbeam: Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art. --Konstantin S. Stanislavski
Late Night Snacks of the Week: Six candidates, all of them white, which is amazing odds – I mean, even a carton of eggs will sometimes have a brown one thrown in accidentally. --Trevor Noah / The rift between the Warren and Sanders is rare and unexpected since usually, they’re on the same page. I mean, up until now Bernie and Elizabeth Warren have spent just about every debate looking like a married couple at a diner complaining that their soup isn’t hot enough. --Jimmy Kimmel / Of course it doesn’t exist. If Donald Drumpf says, ‘Trust me, the thing exists,’ it definitely does not exist. He’s like a magician who says he’s going to pull a rabbit out of his hat, looks down, realizes the rabbit has chewed through the hat and escaped and says, ‘Trust me, the rabbit’s there.' --Seth Meyers / He believes it would’ve been four embassies. Do we really want to live in a country where we bomb people because of what Donald Drumpf believes? We’re talking about a guy who believes windmills cause cancer. --Stephen Colbert
Not So Late Night Snacks of the Week: The president, very happy with what he had done, set up this photo-op to announce how happy he was. And he had all these guys - did you see this? - he had all these guys in uniforms standing behind him as props. They didn't say anything. They didn't move. They didn't blink. It was weird. Even more suspicious were their titles - General Electric...General Motors...And General Hospital. --Peter Sagal Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me 1/11/20
Here they go cruising for a fortnight up in parts where everyone is dead of radiation, and all they can catch is measles!” --Nevil Shute
I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring. --Gracie Allen / I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now – I'm booked. --George Burns
..........Can I bring my friend to tea.........The Beatles …..All Together Now
^^^ Sassoon trained under Raymond Bessone, in his salon in Mayfair, London. He opened his first salon in 1954 in London; singer-actress Georgia Brown, his friend and neighbour, claimed to be his first customer.
Worthless Fact of the Week: Article 30 of the Charter stipulates that the Security Council shall adopt its own rules of procedure, and in 1946 the Council adopted its Provisional Rules of Procedure (S/96). Subsequently the Provisional Rules of Procedure were modified on several occasions; the last revision was made in 1982 (S/96/Rev.7) in order to add Arabic as the sixth official language, in conformity with General Assembly resolution 35/219 of 17 December 1980.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Straight dudes think wearing striped socks is a personality.
Weird Word of the Week: Yaoi – a type of manga or anime that focuses on male-to-male sexual relationships. http://www.worldwidewords.org/turnsofphrase/tp-yao1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Strengthen your grip. Squeeze a Wilson Tennis Ball in each hand. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/wilson.html
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar, and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. --George Burns / As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down. --Gracie Allen
...........Doesn't have a point of view.........The Beatles …..Nowhere Man
^^^^ Director Roman Polanski brought Sassoon to Hollywood from London in 1968, at a cost of $5,000 (equivalent to $37,000 in 2019), to create a unique pixie cut for Mia Farrow, who was to star in Rosemary's Baby.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: OK, Toto, we're back in Kansas...damn, that was some good shit. --RHOZ
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: MarsCon 2020 (17-19, Williamsburg, VA) Rebels and Rogues. a weekend long party for people who enjoy Science Fiction and Fantasy. http://www.marscon.net/wp/index.php/what-is-marscon/
Actual Science Convention of the Week: 8th International Conference on Nano and Materials Science (17, Seattle WA) Keynote Speaker: Prof. Ramesh K. Agarwal http://www.allconferences.com/c/2020-8th-international-conference-on-nano-and-materials-science-icnms-2020-scopus-seattle-2020-january-17
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck keeping my new recliner chair warm while I write to you. ~~It was a Christmas present and I love it – so comfortable. I tend to fall asleep in it right away. It also rocks – literally and figuratively

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it. --Gracie Allen / I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. --George Burn
..........We hope you will enjoy the show.........The Beatles …..Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
^^^^^ After selling his company, Sassoon worked for philanthropic causes such as the Boys Clubs of America and the Performing Arts Council of the Music Center of Los Angeles via his Vidal Sassoon Foundation. His foundation was active in supporting relief efforts after Hurricane Katrina. It also funded educational pursuits on a need-basis in Israel and elsewhere. At the time of his death he had academies in England, the United States and Canada, while initiating plans to open new ones in Germany and China. Having had a lifelong commitment to eradicating anti-Semitism, Sassoon started the Vidal Sassoon International Center for the Study of Antisemitism, or SICSA, in 1982.
Month of the Week: January is Get Organized Month –My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display...like a museum. / A pile for everything and everything in its pile.
Today's Peace of History, January 17, 1983: A US military-backed coup deposed Queen Liluokalani of Hawaii in 1893 and formed a provisional government; Hawaii was declared a republic in 1894. Liliuokalani signed a formal abdication in 1895 but continued to appeal to US President Grover Cleveland for reinstatement, without success. The United States annexed Hawaii in 1898.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. --George Burns / When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. --Gracie Allen
..........Shoots as fast as lightnin' but it loads a might slow.........Steve Earle …..The Devil's Right Hand
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle January 17, 2020, Chilly, Chili, ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace, laughs and Gracie Allen. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: I didn't know what facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. --Betty White
Cost of War: As of 1/16/20 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,993,332,421,516.
As of 1/9/20 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,991,451,731,216.
As of 1/16/20 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $943,614,338,131.
As of 1/9/20 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $942,336,190,678.
As of 1/16/20 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $735,915,257,129.
As of 1/9/20 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $734,308,429,194.
As of 1/16/20 Veterans Care since 2001: $322,889,844,079.
As of 1/9/20 Veterans Care since 2001: $322,524,661,519.
As of 1/16/20 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,995,752,613,302.
As of 1/9/20 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,990,622,134,218
Security was now a thing of the past though it took a conscious effort to remember it; with no enemy in all the world there was little but the force of habit in it. --Nevil Shute On the Beach
Famous Last Words: Oh, you... bungler --Fiers The Cherry Orchard
..........I'm gonna give you candy.........Eartha Kitt …..Come On-A My House
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow. --Gracie Allen / Nice to be here. At my age it's nice to be anywhere. --George Burns
May Peace start your morning
And Joy end your day
prairie mama
christine


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