Friday, November 15, 2019

Accolade ePistle


Famous First Words: To all to whom these Presents shall come... Articles of Confederation
It is National Book Award Week (10-16). Here's some awards that didn't make the mainstream media: Best Books for Dogs Award (the Lassies): The Best Butts by Charlie B Barkin Runner-up: As I Lay Panting by Beauregard Bloodhound
..........Follow the fellow who follows a dream.........Petula Clark …..Look To The Rainbow Finian's Rainbow
True peace is not merely the absence of war, it is the presence of justice. --Jane Addams
It is a cold (32°F) Friday morning. The sky is pale and streaked with thin jet trails that disappear before they fatten out. The sky is also streaked with crows that are moving in circles so that it is hard to count how many are about. There is no wind to move jet trails or foliage still clinging to tree branches with golden gloves. Puck barks because it's cold, he barks to say good morning to the four little dogs who live in the corner house, and he barks at some unseen menace behind the privacy fence. The crows do not answer. We cut the walk short because dry air makes breathing hard and we return to warmth and the aroma of brewing coffee and last night's incense. Puck begins the never ending task of getting his blanket, folded on the floor, just right. It takes a lot of pushing and pulling to make a really good dog nest, apparently. I fix a cup of decaf and hold it to my face to breathe the steam, to smell the coffee, and clear the sinuses. I take a long, deep gulp and turn my attention to writing to you. Pretty nice start for a day.
Hope your weekend wins all the trophies, ePistliers.
Best self-help book for women (The Bettys): Mom Jokes by Strong Woman Runner Up: How To Succeed In Business Without A Penis by Karen Salmansohn. Integrating humor with practical business advice. ~~This is a real book
..........Is that little brook still leaping there.........Petula Clark …..How Are Things In Glocca Morra Finian's Rainbow
Trivia Questions: Happy Anniversary to the League of Nations
^ What was the League of Nations anyway?
^^ Any idea who championed the LoN in the US and/or who opposed it?
^^^ What is the league's connection to the 1920s Geneva Protocol?
^^^^ What did the league do or not do to help nations avoid war?
^^^^^ The Kellogg-Briand Pact was part of the league's agenda, what do you know about that pact?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The medical term for owning too many dogs is roverdose. --Submitted by sd of ks
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: Instead of a comfort animal, 39% of librarians carry a copy of their favorite novel everywhere they go. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Best Basic Business Book (Chapos): Marketing Strategies for Cocaine Sellers by Tony Montana Runner Up: Win Bigly by Scott Adams
..........My heart feels so sugar candish.........Petula Clark …..Something Sort Of Grandish Finian's Rainbow
Moonbeam: Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those who possess it; and this I know, my lords, that where laws end, tyranny begins. --William Pitt the Elder
Naturally Occurring Mandala of the Week: A grain of sand

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying “look, I just need space” then you're wasting everyone's time. --Submitted by bk
Week of the Week: International Fraud Awareness Week (15-21) --...amid reports of corruption and voter fraud, the UN has sent a delegation to Kabul to verify the Afghanistan elections results. The UN council found no evidence of tampering or voter fraud and have certified Hamid Karzai as the winner with approximately 115% of the vote.
Millennial Novel of the Year (the 21sts): Harry Potter and the Unshakable feeling that he could have gone pro at Quidditch if he hadn't gotten married and had kids by J K Rowling Runner Up: How to Show Someone That You Hate Them If You Are Too Shy to Say It by Valiant Vibe
..........With moons all around and cows jumping over.........Petula Clark …..If This Isn't Love Finian's Rainbow
^ The League of Nations was an international diplomatic group developed after WWI as a way to solve disputes between countries before they erupted into open warfare. A precursor to the United Nations, the League achieved some victories but had a mixed record of success.
Almanac: It is Friday, November 15, 2019. The moon was full (Beaver) last Tuesday {And it was beautiful} and is in Gemini. It is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day, America Recycles Day, I Love to Write Day, National Bundt (Pan) Day, and National Philanthropy Day. In Belgium it is King's Day and in Brazil it is Republic Day (1889). Japan is celebrating 7-5-3 Festival Day .
Among those born on this day were William Pitt (the elder, 1708), William Herschel (1738), Gerhart Hauptmann (1862), Lewis Stone (1879), Georgia O'Keeffe (1887), Erwin Rommel (1891), Averell Harriman (1891), Mantovani (1905), Edward Asner (1929), Petula Clark (1931), Sam Waterston (1940), and Beverly D'Angelo (1954).
On November fifteenth the Articles of Confederation were adopted by congress (1777), Pike first sighted “Pike's Peak” (1806), the League of Nations held its first meeting (1920), NBC broadcast its first show on a radio network (1926), the Cow Palace in San Francisco opened (1941), Gemini XII returned to Earth (1966), and Leonid I Brezhnev was buried (1982).
Night Sky, 11/15: The waning gibbous Moon is high by late evening. It's in Gemini, in the dim feet of the Castor stick-figure. Much easier to spot are Castor and Pollux, far to the Moon's lower left. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Max the hardware engineer with his assistant

This Week: Saturday, November 16 – International Day for Tolerance & National Button Day & Teddy Bear Day
Sunday, November 17 – Homemade Bread Day & Take A Hike Day
Night Sky, 11/17: The Leonid meteor shower is annually active in the month of November and it usually peaks around November 17 or 18. The shower is called Leonids because its radiant, or the point in the sky where the meteors seem to emerge from, lies in the constellation Leo. ...Up to 15/hour https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/meteor-shower/leonids.html
Monday, November 18 – Mickey Mouse Day
Tuesday, November 19 – Have A Bad Day Day & International Men's Day
Wednesday, November 20 – African Industrialization Day & Name Your PC Day
Night Sky, 11/20: Vega is the brightest star in the west early on November evenings. Its little constellation Lyra extends to its left, pointing in the direction of Altair, the brightest star in the southwest.
Thursday, November 21 – Great American Smoke Out
Children's Politically Correct Book of the Year (The Libtards): How the Grinch Stole the Non-religion Specific Celebration of the Winter Solstice Holiday. Runner Up: Grandpa Gets A Casket by Owen Geeser
..........When a rich man doesn't want to work he's a bon vivant.........Petula Clark …..When The Idle Poor Become The Idle Rich Finian's Rainbow
^^ The League of Nations has its origins in the Fourteen Points speech of President Woodrow Wilson, part of a presentation given in January 1918 outlining of his ideas for peace after the carnage of World War I. By December of the same year, Wilson left for Paris to transform his 14 Points into what would become the Treaty of Versailles. Republican Congressman Henry Cabot Lodge led a battle against the treaty. Lodge believed both the treaty and the League undercut U.S. autonomy in international matters.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: My child does not want to eat meat. What can I replace it with? --A dog. Every dog eats meat. --A Way With Words
Moonbeam: I have looked further into space than ever human being did before me. I have observed stars of which the light, it can be proved, must take two million years to reach the earth. --Sir William Herschel
Late Night Snacks of the Week: With All Due Respect, puts the former White House chief of staff John Kelly and former secretary of state Rex Tillerson on blast for undermining Trump. On the one hand, I understand where Nikki Haley is coming from. Trump won the electoral college, so his policies are what people voted for. His staff shouldn’t try to undermine him. On the other hand, this is also the same president who suggested nuking hurricanes, so maybe cockblocking him is a good idea? --Trevor Noah / A memo obtained by Axios outlined Republican talking points to defend Trump throughout the hearings – for example, that he didn’t do anything wrong because he had an “innocent state of mind”. Something I think we forget is that Trump wants us to believe the reason he held up the aid money and demanded investigations is because he was concerned about corruption in Ukraine. The guy who had to pay out $25m for a fraudulent university wants us to believe he cares about corruption in a country he definitely couldn’t find on a map. There’s no way. --Jimmy Kimmel / The Texas congressman Mac Thornberry, for example, said on ABC on Sunday that Trump pressuring a foreign leader to investigate his political rivals was “inappropriate” but not “impeachable” because “there’s not really anything that the president said in that phone call that’s different than he says in public all the time”. So what? Just because you publicly brag about a crime doesn’t make it legal. The cops won’t leave you alone just because you put up a sign that says: ‘I heart my murder shed.’ --Stephen Colbert / We’re living in an unprecedented era of massive inequality, and there’s a hunger among voters for a candidate who will fight for systemic change. Voters don’t seem to want a self-appointed billionaire savior to ride in and save them and if you think you are that savior, you might actually just be,” to quote a heckler of billionaire potential candidate Howard Schultz, an “egotistical billionaire asshole”. --Seth Meyers
Not So Late Night Snacks of the Week: Contestant Harry McEnerny: "The Apprentice" gets impeached. Segal: That's certainly one of the titles they workshopped. But it is, of course, you're right, the impeachment hearings. If you thought "The Little Mermaid Live!" on ABC this week was impressive...You're going to love next week's public impeachment hearings. It will be just like "The Little Mermaid," except it'll be Rudy Giuliani who suddenly starts singing.The hearings, which have taken place in private for weeks now, will finally get some airtime on live TV. Seriously, whoever thought Donald Trump would be on a trial show, and it wouldn't be "Law and Order: SVU?" Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me 11/9/19
The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life. --Jane Addams
Best Millennial Memoir Ebook of the Year (Memes): The Man Who Walked Away From Facebook by Ryder Walkman. Runner Up: The Never Ending Showdown by Boomer B Dam'd
..........I love the girl I'm near.........Petula Clark …..When I'm Not Near The Girl I Love Finian's Rainbow
^^^ The Geneva Protocol was devised in the 1920s to limit what is now understood as chemical and biological weaponry. In the 1930s the World Disarmament Conference, which was meant to make disarmament a reality, failed after Adolf Hitler broke away from the conference and the League in 1933.
Worthless Fact of the Week: This weekend at the Cow Palace in San Francisco the Crossroads if the West is loading up. During the last year, this show attracted more than half a million guests. ~~Wonder if Moms Demand Action will have a table there.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I want to make a documentary on Ken Burns. See how he likes it. --Submitted by snh
Weird Word of the Week: Quinquagenary – fifty or fifty years http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-qui4.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Childproof the sharp corners of furniture. Cut old Wilson Tennis Balls in half or quarters and use Scotch Packaging Tape to tape the sections over sharp corners of coffee tables, end tables, cabinets, dining room tables, and other pieces of furniture that might be dangerous to a small child. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/wilson.html
Best How-To Books for Children (Seussies): My First Methlab, A Ladybird Easy Reading Book. Runner Up: Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
...........Glory times comin' for to stay.........Petula Clark …..That Great Come-and-Get-it Day Finian's Rainbow
^^^^ The League struggled for the right opportunity to assert its authority. Secretary-general Sir Eric Drummond believed that failure was likely to damage the burgeoning organization, so it was best not to insinuate itself into just any dispute. When Russia, which was not a member of the League, attacked a port in Persia in 1920, Persia appealed to the League for help. The League refused to take part, believing that Russia would not acknowledge their jurisdiction and that would damage the League’s authority.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Do not go gentle into this great fight, rage, rage against the lying of the right. --Submitted by ra of hi
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: CONjuration (15-17, Atlanta) –Immersive, Fan Directed, Magical Fantasy... https://www.conjurationcon.com/
Actual Science Convention of the Week: Seminaire Internationale de Biologe (16-19, Béchar, Algeria) Plantes médicinales et substances bioactives...https://www.gazettelabo.info/calend/fiche.php?fiche=8585
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck staring out at the November snow in the case of the Chilly Chow Chow.

Winner Children's Tales Retold (Oldies): If You Give A Cyclops A Kitten. A Little Golden Book Runner Up: Kick, Scream, Cry: How To Get What You Want
..........Something in your eyes I see, soon begins bewitching me.........Petula Clark …..That Old Devil Moon Finian's Rainbow
^^^^^ The League was also involved in the Kellogg-Briand Pact of 1928, which sought to outlaw war. It was successfully adapted by over 60 countries. Put to the test when Japan invaded Mongolia in 1931, the League proved incapable of enforcing the pact.
Month of the Week: November is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month --Peanut butter is the glue that holds my life together. / You can't make everybody happy, you're not a jar of peanut butter.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: In the very end, civilizations perish because they listen to their politicians and not to their poets. --Jonas Mekas
Grammar Joke of the Week: Edit your essay well; our teacher is a corrections officer for the grammar police.
Today's Peace of History, November 15, 1957: U.S. Committee for a Sane Nuclear Policy (SANE) was founded. Thirty years later on November 20, SANE merged with the Nuclear Freeze organization (dedicated to freezing all nuclear weapons testing worldwide) at a joint convention in Cleveland to form SANE/FREEZE. Its successor is known as Peace Action, the largest peace organization in the US.
Best Cookbook for Cats (Furballs): Making Chocolate Mouse by Ann Fedimine ~~The cat couldn't read it anyway, she was il-litter-ate. Runner Up: Who Shat In The Hat by Dr Seuss
..........Lordy, Lordy, how they did begat, how they did begat even more than that..........Quartet ...The Begat Finian's Rainbow
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle November 15, 2019, Accolade ePistle. Love, Laughs, and Fake Books Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke. --Averell Harriman
Cost of War:
As of 11/7/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,975,561,950,774.
As of 11/7/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,973,583,128,200.
As of 11/7/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $931,537,306,979.
As of 11/7/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $930,192,574,058.
As of 11/7/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $720,732,701,103.
As of 11/7/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $719,042,367,247.
As of 11/7/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $319,439,268,657.
As of 11/7/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $319,055,061,474.
As of 11/7/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,947,272,082,304.
As of 11/7/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,941,874,580,286.
For action is indeed the sole medium of expression for ethics.. --Jane Addams
..........To the east with the lark, to the west with the sea.........Petula Clark …..Look To The Rainbow Finian's Rainbow
All Around Worst Book of the Year (Aaws): Unsolicited Bullshit by Rainbow Brown Exploring a world where others have a surprisingly negative reaction to your uninvited input and unpleasant personality.
Famous Last Words: ...cease to be a Member of the League. The Covenant of the League of Nations
May your Peace be short-listed
And your Joy win the day
prairie mama
christine
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