Friday, April 19, 2019

ePistle Hush Up


Famous First Words: How can you muster a unit in a place like this? --Recruiter Mother Courage & Her Children
It is National Day of Silence: My 4th grade teacher once told us that sometimes silence is the best answer. From then on I turned in blank homework.
..........Like a dear little baby in her bassinet.........Chorus (men) …..Blow High, Blow Low Carousel
The true hero is one who conquers his own anger and hatred. --Dalai Lama
It is a breezy (NNW, 13 mph) Friday morning. The 45°F temperature requires a actual coat and hat as we start on our walk. The sky is absolutely clear of cloud or jet trail but is filled with birds and their songs. From the hacking caws of the murder of crows dopplering west to east, to the “sing it, sing it” from an unseen bird high in tree across the yard, the chatter of sparrows everywhere, to the silent robins hopping through the grass, birds rule the morning. Puck and I walk under waving willow branches now almost fully leaved and through piles of white flower petals blown to the edges of the sidewalks. The sun, just clearing the tree line to the east, spreads yellow warmth and clears color from shadow...the tiny purple violets and hyacinths hidden in the grass, the purple red bud, and the golden tulips. The parkward arc of the cul-de-sac still smells of damp soil and dead foliage from earlier rains and awakens the nose as we walk by. Puck barks at the robins who hop over a few feet in annoyance. We stop at the mailbox on our way back home, but it is empty. So we make our way back to the house. Now I sit with a cup of steaming, creamy coffee and thoughts of you in my head. What a morning.
Hope your weekend explodes with fun, ePistliers.
There once was a monastery that was very strict. Following a vow of silence, no one was allowed to speak at all. But there was one exception to this rule. Every ten years, the monks were permitted to speak just two words. After spending his first ten years at the monastery, one monk went to the head monk. "It has been ten years," said the head monk. "What are the two words you would like to speak?" "Bed... hard..." said the monk. "I see," replied the head monk. Ten years later, the monk returned to the head monk's office. "It has been ten more years," said the head monk. "What are the two words you would like to speak?" "Food... stinks..." said the monk. "I see," replied the head monk. Yet another ten years passed and the monk once again met with the head monk who asked, "What are your two words now, after these ten years?" "I... quit!" said the monk. "Well, I can see why," replied the head monk. "All you ever do is complain."
..........Are you sick of living life two days a week..........Billy Bigelow …..The Carousel Waltz Carousel
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday to Sierra Leone
^ Any idea what Sierra Leone was before it became a republic?
^^ How about what size is it?
^^^ What is the capital of Sierra Leone?
^^^^ Know anything about its economy?
^^^^^ What do you know about the culture of Sierra Leone?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I'm going to open a restaurant called “peace and quiet” where kid's meals are $250.00. --Not Right Cafe
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 19% of librarians consider themselves a part of the resistance...against their library's administration. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
But if silence is the best response to a fool, I'll never get to speak. / The only thing more awkward than me trying to tell a joke is the silence that follows.
..........At the end of a storm is a golden sky.........Julie Jordan …..The Highest Judge of All (aka You'll Never Walk Alone Carousel
Moonbeam: The only real security that you can have for all your important rights must be in the nature of your government. If you suffer any man to govern you who is not strongly interested in supporting your privileges, you will certainly lose them. --Roger Sherman
Something to Think About of the Week: Oak Tree. A mandala is an integrated structure organized around a unifying center. --Longchenpa

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The adult version of “head, shoulder, knees, and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys, and phone”. --Submitted by rmar of ks
Week of the Week: World Irish Dancing Week (14-21) -- You know you’re an Irish dancer when you have a dress you treat like glass, but shoes you hold together with duct tape. / I wasn’t kicking him. I was “Riverdancing” and he got in the way.
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.”
..........You been acting most peculiar..........Carrie …..You're a Queer One, Julie Jordan Carousel
^ Sierra Leone, a former British Colony, is now a Constitutional republic comprising of the provinces, with its western area divided further into 14 districts.
Almanac: It is Friday, April 19, 2019. The moon is full (Pink) today and is in Scorpio. It is National Garlic Day, Day of Silence aka National Day of Silence, John Parker Day, National Hanging Out Day, Yom HaShoah (Holocaust Remembrance Day), and DNA Day. Because it is Good Friday it is also World Marble Day. In England it is Primrose Day and Venezuela commemorates Declaration of Independence Day/Day of Indian.
Among those born on this day were Roger Sherman (1721), Thomas McKean (1721), Eliot Ness (1903), Glenn T Seaborg (1912), Dick Sargent (1933), Dudley Moore (1935), Tim Curry (1946), Al Unser, Jr. (1962), and Ashley Judd (1968).
On April nineteenth the Netherlands recognized the United States (1782), the California Historical Society formed (1852), Connecticut finally approved the Bill of Rights (1939), Mother Courage and Her Children premiered (1941), Carousel opened (1945), ABC-TV began broadcasting (1948), Chiang Kai-shek was elected president of Taiwan (1948), Grace Kelly married Prince Rainier III (1956), Surveyor III landed on the moon (1967) and Sierra Leone became a republic (1971).
Night Sky, 4/19: Full Moon (exactly at 7:12 am EDT). This evening look for Spica about a fist and a half to the Moon's upper right, and brighter Arcturus about twice as far to the Moon's upper left. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Swimmer Max

This Week: Saturday, April 20 – Husband Appreciation Day & National Pot Smokers Day
Sunday, April 21 – National Hemp Day & Kindergarten Day & Easter
Night Sky, 4/21: About an hour after dark now, the Pointer stars forming the end of the Big Dipper's bowl point straight down toward Polaris, three fists at arm's length below them. Face north and look way up.
Monday, April 22 – Earth Day
Tuesday, April 23 – English Language Day & Talk Like Shakespeare Day & World Book Night
Night Sky, 4/23: Vega, the bright "Summer Star," rises in the northeast right around the end of twilight. Spot the Big Dipper almost overhead in the northeast. Look at Mizar at the bend of its handle. If you can see Mizar's tiny, close companion Alcor (binoculars make it easy), follow a line from Mizar through Alcor all the way down to the horizon. That's where Vega makes its appearance.
Wednesday, April 24 – International Guide Dogs Day & Sauvignon Blanc Day & Denim Day
Thursday, April 25 – Hug A Plumber Day & Hairstylists Appreciation Day & Red Hat Society Day
If you can't hear me in the back, the silence from the people up front should reassure you that you're not missing anything. / Silence is golden; duct tape is silver. Enough said.
..........Fust come codfish chowder cooked in iron kettles.........Chorus …..A Real Nice Clambake Carousel
^^ Sierra Leone covers a total of 71,740 Square km which is a little smaller than South Carolina. It has 5.2 to 6 million souls which is about the population of Colorado.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The year is 2387. Earth is a member of the Federation of Planets – but without Great Britain, which is still trying to leave the EU. --Submitted by llr of ks
Moonbeam: Doubts raced through my mind as I considered the feasibility of enforcing a law which the majority of honest citizens didn't seem to want. --Eliot Ness
Late Night Snacks: Julian Assange: Draco Malfoy's biological father ... And in 2010, it was really difficult to hack into a defense department computer, because the password was ‘password1'. --Trevor Noah / Kirstjen Nielsen: lying ghoul who enforced policies that tore families apart ... presumably to spend more time with her family after her house fell on her sister. --Samantha Bee / Julian Assasnge: dragged out of the Ecuadorian embassy looking like Santa Claus with a manifesto ... He took them to court over his cat. Usually, people go to court to get restraining orders against their cat. --Seth Meyers / Photo of a Black Hole: cosmic abyss so deep and dense that not even light can escape it ... Speaking of dark and destructive forces that you can never escape, Donal Drumpf. --Stephen Colbert. / Julian Assange: carried on his stomach from the embassy by about six men ... If convicted, he faces up to four years as Drumpf's next Secretary of Homeland Security. --Jimmy Kimmel
Not So Late Night Snacks: This week, we got to look at the first-ever photo of an actual massive, interstellar black hole in a galaxy known as Messier 87 about 55 million light years away. It looks like a - well, a black hole surrounded by a ring of orange light like the eye of Sauron or a...really, really evil bagel. Nonetheless, the photo was a scientific triumph. It was unlike anything anyone had ever seen - except for the people who asked for photos of their colonoscopies. --Peter Sagal Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me 4/13/19
Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive. – Dalai Lama
I can remember when silence was silent and not the click-click of keyboards./ What is the sound of one hand clapping.
..........The flowers'll be buzzin' with the hum of bees.........Carrie …..Mister Snow Carousel
^^^ The largest city and economic center of the country , Freetown is also its capital.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The California Historical Society, founded in 1871, is a nonprofit organization with a mission to inspire and empower people to make California's richly diverse past a meaningful part of their contemporary lives.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Only by an extreme act of will can I avoid becoming a character in a country song. --Submitted by ts of ca
Weird Word of the Week: Ceraunophilia (n) Loving thunder and lightning and finding them intensely beautiful. https://www.howtopronounce.com/ceraunophilia/
Obsolete Word of the Week: Snattock – a scrap, slice, or fragment “Would you like a slice of cake?” “Ooh, go on, but just a snattock!” http://cavanscott.com/2013/06/06/todays-obsolete-word-of-the-day-challenge-snattock/
Wife of Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I'm good at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time. --Submitted by nm of ks
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Take squeaks out of new shoes. Spray WD-40 directly to the leather and shine. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/wd40.html
Silence is argument carried out by other means. --Che Guevera / Silence is golden unless you have a dachshund, the silence is suspicious, very, very suspicious.
...........'Cause a good man ain't no fun..........Jigger …..Stonecutters Cut It on Stone aka There's Nothin' So Bad For a Woman Carousel
^^^^ Sierra Leone is rich in mineral resources, has since long relied on mining, especially of diamonds, for its economic sustenance.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I may not have much, but I vote Republican. They'll make sure others have even less. --Submitted by ra of ks
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Norwescon 42: (18-21, Seattle) Don't forget your towel! http://www.norwescon.org/
Actual Science Convention of the Week: Francis Crick Symposium -Transforming Neurosciences: Questions & Experiments. (15-19, Suzhou, China) http://www.csh-asia.org/2019meetings/neusymp.html
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck deciding it's time for a spring hair cut in the case of the Bushy Bergamasco.

I told a funny story in the garden today, but the punchline was greeted with silence. Later on, my brother told the same joke in the lounge and the room erupted with laughter. I think it was an inside joke.
..........He's your fella and you love him that's all there is to that..........Julie Jordan …..What's the Use of Wonderin' Carousel
^^^^^ Sierra Leone, also known as “the little jewel” in West Africa is blessed with a fusion of different cultures, religions and races. Sierra Leone is a home to to around 16 ethnic groups.
Month of the Week: April is Straw Hat Month – A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from sunburn, he had his straw hat over his privates. A woman walked past and said with a snicker, “If you were a gentleman you'd tip your hat to me.” The man raised an eyebrow and replied, “And if you were a gentlemen it would have lifted itself”.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I'll see your toddler tantrum and raise you a teen that just had their phone taken away. --Submitted by jo of ky
Quote of the Week: It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life. --J.R.R. Tolkien
Grammar Joke of the Week: An oxymoron walked into a bar, the silence was deafening.
Today's Peace of History, April 19, 1997: 2 Swedish Plowshares activists entered the Bofors Arms factory in Karlskoga, Sweden, planted an apple tree and attempted to disarm a naval cannon being exported to Indonesia.
Thomas Harris was touring Wales and was in the town of Fishguard when a drove of sheep entered the local library and settled in for afternoon naps. The silence of the lambs was too much for him.
..........June is a love song sweetly sung.........Chorus …..June Is Busin' Out All Over Carousel
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle, April 19, 2019, ePistle Hush Up. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace, Laughs, and Quiet. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: All my life I've been surrounded by people who are smarter than I am, but I found I could always keep up by working hard. --Glenn Seaborg
Cost of War:
As of 4/18/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,916,268,616,385.
As of 4/11/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,914,298,438,081.
As of 4/18/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $891,240,866,356.
As of 4/11/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $889,901,789,953.
As of 4/18/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $670,074,348,016.
As of 4/11/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $668,390,722,039.
As of 4/18/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $307,926,005,081.
As of 4/11/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $307,543,327,607.
As of 4/18/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,785,510,643,593.
As of 4/11/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,780,134,785,869.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. – Dalai Lama
..........Never, never to know how I love you.........Billy Bigelow …..If I Loved You Carousel
A new study finds that 4 seconds of silence is enough to turn a conversation painfully awkward. Especially if the four seconds is preceded by the phrase, The jury finds the defendant.” --Conan O'Brien
Famous Last Words: Wherever life has not died out it staggers to its feet again. --Mother Courage and Her Children
May Peace mute your distress
And Joy magnify your love
prairie mama
christine


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