Friday, March 22, 2019

ePistle Imperfect


Famous First Words: Well, she was just seventeen... I Saw Her Standing There. The first cut on the first album the Beatles released.
Mixing Metaphors...it's not rocket surgery.
..........Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise.........Frizabella …..Memory (Cats)
Peace is a legend from a far off place. Peace is a book waiting to be read.
It is a chilly (30°F) Spring morning. The sun is shining in a cloudless clear sky of azure. The branches of trees and shrubs are still and are growing so quickly you can almost catch them if the turn quickly enough. Puck seems to think it is a morning to sing and is barking at every moving object we pass. Grass too is beginning to green, beginning to look alive. Birds are everywhere, much to Puck disgust. They are in the streets and lawns and trees and utility wires. They sing a myriad of matins. Frost on car windows and lawns melts immediately when the sun hits it and leaves beads of water like rosaries of unknown prayers. We return home, Puck to a saucer of milk and a nap, me to sweetened decaf and a computer screen...but the bird song can be heard through the closed doors and windows and the sun lights up the window is a cheery and welcoming manner. So, I light a stick of woody incense and turn my thoughts to you.
Hope your weekend has a heart as big as gold, ePistliers.
First, get all your ducks on the same page.
..........Pure excellence in every sense.........Rosalie Mullins …..Here at Horace Green (School of Rock)
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday to the Stamp Act of 1765
^ The Stamp Act was the first tax directly on American colonists. Why did the British need to impose this tax?
^^ Which Stamp Act opponent gave his famous “Give me Liberty” speech about it?
^^^ Know any of the specifics of what the Stamp Act taxed?
^^^^ What to you know about the Sons of Liberty Boston protest of the Stamp Act?
^^^^^ What was the ultimate fate of the Stamp Act?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: "There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news: civilization, as we know it, is about to end. Now the good news: civilization, as we know it, is about to end."
Swami Beyondananda --Submitted by dl of ks
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: In 67% of libraries the schedule for cleaning the staff refrigerator and weeding the collection are the same‬. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
After all, you can't make an omelet without breaking stride.
..........Lost in a fantasy that can't come true..........Laura …..If I Could Only Dream This World Away (The Woman in White)
Moonbeam: Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? --Marcel Marceau
Something to Think About of the Week: Hurricane

Big Hello: Salāmu - Sindhi (Pakistan) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: My life is kind of like when you're about to sneeze and then don't.
Week of the Week: March 18-24 is Act Happy Week – Don't be sad; sad backwards is das. Das not good.
Watch what you write with a fine-tuned comb.
..........And we are playing a different game.........Phantom …..Devil Take the Hindmost (Love Never Dies)
^ The British Empire was deep in debut from the 7 Years War (1756-63) and wanted the North American colonies as a revenue source.
Almanac: It is Friday, March 22, 2019. The moon was full (worm) yesterday and is in Libra. It is As Young as You Feel Day, Education and Sharing Day, International Day of the Seal, International Goof-Off Day, and World Water Day (aka World Day for Water). In Jordan and Lebanon it is Arab League Day (1945) and in Puerto Rico it is Emancipation Day (1873).
Among those born on the day were Kaiser Wilhelm I (1797), Randolph Caldecott (1846), Robert A. Millikan (1868), Chico Marx (Leonard, 1887), Karl Malden (1913), George Wyle (1916), Marcel Marceau (1923), Pat Robertson (1930), William Shatner (1931), Orrin Hatch (1934), May Britt (1936), Ron Carey (1936), Rudy Rucker (1946), Andrew Lloyd Webber (1948), Bob Costas (1952), and Matthew Modine (1959).
On March twenty-second the Gutenberg Bible became the first printed book (1457), Anne Hutchinson was expelled from Massachusetts Bay Colony (1638), Joseph Priestly invented carbonated water (1733), the Stamp Act passed (1765), cornstarch was patented (1841), the first US nursing school was chartered (1861), the Treaty of Friendship & Cooperation was signed (San Marino & Italy, 1862), Illinois became the first state to require gender equality in employment (1872), slavery was abolished in Puerto Rico (1873), the English Football League was established (1888), Niagera Falls ran out of water due to a drought (1903), the first Masters in Augusta, Ga began (1934), Liz Taylor divorced Mike Todd (her 3rd, 1958), the laser was patented (1960), the Beatles released their first album, Please Please Me (1963), Indira Gandhi resigned as PM of India (1977), Israel approved the peace treaty with Egypt (1979), first class postage rose to 18c (1981), and Congress overrode Reagan's veto of the civil rights bill (1988).
Night Sky, 3/22: Immediately after dark, before moon rise for most of North America, Sirius shines brilliantly in the south-southwest. To its lower left, by about a fist at arm's length, is the triangle of Adhara, Wezen, and Aludra from right to left. They form Canis Major's hind foot, rear end, and tailtip, respectively. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Max being amazed by this wondersome world.

This Week: Saturday, March 23 – National Tamale Day & World Meteorological Day & Be Mad Day
Night Sky, 3/23: Once the waning gibbous Moon well up in the southeast in very late evening, use binoculars to help pick out Beta and Alpha Librae, both about 3rd magnitude, on the left and right of it, respectively
Sunday, March 24 – National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
Monday, March 25 – Pecan Day & Tolkien Reading Day & Vaffeldagen (Waffle Day)
Night Sky, 3/25: Now that it's spring, the signature fall-and-winter constellation Cassiopeia is retreating downward after dark. But for skywatchers at mid-northern latitudes Cassiopeia is circumpolar, never going away completely. Look for it fairly low in the north-northwest these evenings. It's standing roughly on end.
Tuesday, March 26 – Legal Assistants Day & Live Long and Prosper Day & Spinach Day
Wednesday, March 27 – World Theatre Day & National Scribble Day
Thursday, March 28 – Virtual Advocacy Day & Weed Appreciation Day
Check and recheck until the cows turn blue.
..........Somewhere deep inside.........Starlight …..I Am the Starlight (Starlight Express)
^^ Patrick Henry delivered the speech before a meeting of Virginia's colonial leader in 1775 in an effort to mobilize a militia against a possible attack by the British.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Minority. A term applied to the majority of the world's population. --Submitted by ma of va
Moonbeam: Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. --Pat Robertson
Late Night Snacks of the Week: On O'Rourke's admission that he is running: Obviously, we all saw this coming – this is the least surprising thing to happen since we found out Tucker Carlson said something racist.” --Trevor Noah / Nobody is born to be anything. Springsteen said he was born to run and then he wrote 400 songs about New Jersey.” --Seth Meyers / Tucker Carlson: If you own a restaurant that neo-Nazis go to, that doesn’t make you a white supremacist. But if neo-Nazis go there because you make the soup spell racist tropes, then yeah, you might be a white supremacist. --Samatha Bee / National Emergency: Emergency Edition: Senate Republicans rolled up a magazine and spanked Drumpf right in the old Oval Office. --Stephen Colbert
Not So Late Night Snacks of the Week: On Thursday, all the Democrats in the House voted to condemn bigotry. So hopefully, you all got in your bigotry before it became illegal this week. The Democrats took over the House of Representatives in January, and they were united, determined and focused. And it was amazing that it lasted all of six weeks before they reverted to their natural state of backstabbing and purity testing...And the argument got so bad, even Representative Omar was heard to say, oy, I've had it up to my tuchus with these meshugas. Peter Sagal, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me 3/15/19
Peace is a person proud and tall. War shut it out – now there's no peace at all.
It's as easy as falling off a piece of cake.
..........worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl.........Joseph …..Grovel, Grovel (Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
^^^ Instead of levying a duty on trade goods, the Stamp Act imposed a direct tax on the colonists. Specifically, the act required that, starting in the fall of 1765, legal documents and printed materials must bear a tax stamp provided by commissioned distributors who would collect the tax in exchange for the stamp. The law applied to wills, deeds, newspapers, pamphlets and even playing cards and dice.
Worthless Fact of the Week: On this day in 1638, Anne Hutchinson was expelled from the Massachusetts Bay Colony. Three years after arriving in Boston, she found herself the first female defendant in a Massachusetts court. When she held prayer meetings attended by both men and women, the authorities were alarmed; but what really disturbed them was her criticism of the colony's ministers and her assertion that a person could know God's will directly.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Today I shall be as useless as the “g” in Lasagna...
Observation of the Week: The willow tree branches have begun to sprout chartreuse buds. The tree behind us shows the color well. Through my kitchen window I can see the larger willow, the one that is down a house or two. It catches the morning sun and the color reflects it so that the branches seem to be made of ice. They become translucent streams waving in the wind, sparkling with fairy dust.
Weird Word of the Week: Yarely – briskly, promptly, quickly. Yarely! Yarely! Pull away, my hearts...--Sir Walter Scott http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-yar1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Remove dirt and grime from barbecue grills. Remove the grill from the barbecue, spray with WD-40, wait, and wipe clean. Then wash with soap and water. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/wd40.html
Don't worry about opening up a whole hill of beans.
...........Now it's time to break the rules.........Joe & Myron …..Let's Have Lunch (Sunset Boulevard)
^^^^ The most famous popular resistance took place in Boston, where opponents of the Stamp Act, calling themselves the Sons of Liberty, enlisted the rabble of Boston in opposition to the new law. This mob paraded through the streets with an effigy of Andrew Oliver, Boston’s stamp distributor, which they hanged from the Liberty Tree and beheaded before ransacking Oliver’s home. Oliver agreed to resign his commission as stamp distributor.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: It's been two days and they've outlawed assault weapons in New Zealand, banned entry for Nazis and publicly shamed Islamophobic politicians. Wow, did they even TRY thoughts and prayers?
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Revelcon 30 (22-24, Houston) –The little Con with a Texas Sized Heart https://www.revelcon.com/
Headline of the Week: France's EU minister names her cat “Brexit” Because he meows loudly to be let out but won't go through the door. --Submitted by gr of oh
Actual Science Convention of the Week: Polar Marine Science – Gordon Research Conference (17-22, Lucca, Italy) Shedding Light on the Physical, Biogeochemical and Human Dimensions of Connectivity in Changing Polar Seas. https://www.grc.org/polar-marine-science-conference/2019/
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck interrogating an mud slug in the Case of the Spring Springer

You can burn that bridge when you come to it.
..........I seem like someone else.........Mary Magdalene …..I Don't Know How to Love Him (Jesus Christ Superstar)
^^^^^ Similar events transpired in other colonial towns, as crowds mobbed the stamp distributors and threatened their physical well-being and their property. By the beginning of 1766, most of the stamp distributors had resigned their commissions, many of them under duress. Mobs in seaport towns turned away ships carrying the stamp papers from England without allowing them to discharge their cargoes. Determined colonial resistance made it impossible for the British government to bring the Stamp Act into effect. In 1766, Parliament repealed it.
Month of the Week: March is International Ideas Month –The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. --David Ogilvy
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it. --Submitted by jm of ks
Grammar Joke of the Week: I before e…except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.
Today's Peace of History, March 22, 1965: 3,200 civil rights demonstrators, led by the Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr., and under protection of a federalized National Guard, began a third attempt at a week-long march from Selma, Alabama, to the state capitol at Montgomery in support of voting rights for black Americans.
Today's Peace of Woman's History, March 22, 1974: The Equal Rights Amendment to the U.S. Constitution (ERA) was passed by both houses of Congress with two-thirds majorities. The amendment, to give women full equality under law, was ratified by the legislatures of only 35 states, short of the required three-quarters of the 50 states, and thus never became law.
Keep your door closed and your enemies closer.
..........at sixes and sevens with you.........Evita …..Don't Cry for Me Argentina (Evita)
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle March 22, 2019, . Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace, Love and laughs you can lead to water until the cows come home. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Last Funniest Thing I Read of the Week, I promise: I may not know everything, but the man who does calls me every once in a while as asks me things. Vote: Brandon Ellington (KCMO - 3rd District at-large)
Moonbeam: I'm for helping the poor, always have been. And I don't think they should be bereft of healthcare. --Orrin Hatch
Cost of War:
As of 3/21/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,908,390,667,579.
As of 3/14/19 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,906,424,900,412.
As of 3/2/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $885,886,916,511.
As of 3/14/19 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $884,550,975,218.
As of 3/21/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $663,343,623,761.
As of 3/14/19 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $661,664,162,701.
As of 3/21/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $306,396,300,287.
As of 3/14/19 Veterans Care since 2001: $306,014,610,311.
As of 3/21/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,764,018,377,026.
As of 3/14/19 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,758,655,679,708.
As a tre in the bad season loses its leaves and becomes bare, then the world loses its children with the war. http://corlett.blogspot.com/2004/09/childrens-peace-quotes.html ~~This is the last of these children's couplets. I have enjoyed them.
..........And you'll live as you've never lived before........The Phantom …..The Music of the Night (Phantom of the Opera)
If the metaphor fits, walk a mile in it. --Brian Bilston Submitted by 50 Nerds of Grey
Famous Last Words: I have been guilty of wrong thinking. --Anne Hutchinson
May your Peace begin with irons in the pan
And your Joy burn with the best medicine
prairie mama
christine


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