Friday, January 4, 2019

ephemeral ePistle


Famous First Words: Yeah, it's court at night... Theme Song Night Court
Happy Trivia Day ! US car horns beep in the tone of F. / Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
..........I push the first valve down..........Tommy Dorsey Orchestra …..Music Goes “Round and “Round ~~Number 1 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
Never waste valuable time, or mental peace of mind, on the affairs of others—that is too high a price to pay. --Robert Greene
It is a crisp (24°F), clear Friday morning. The only clouds are gathered to the east playing peek-a-boo with the rising sun. Everything outdoors has a rime that makes the world look pale and zombie like and it makes the grass crunch underfoot. There is the sound of motors running and a murder of crows flying over. Puck tries conversation with a neighbor rolling out his trash can but gets no response. So we return home to the warmth and the aroma of this morning's coffee and last night's incense. Puck ignores the daily saucer of milk and goes directly to morning nap while I doctor my cup with artificial sugar and real cream. I take my first long, slow sip while looking out the back window. The willow is eerily motionless. (Even the sleeping dog shows more movement – breathing, shifting, sighing.) So as the sunlight finally reaches the treetops, I sit down to write to you. What a great beginning to the new year.
Hope your weekend is relevant and fun, ePistliers
No piece of paper can be folded more than seven times. / One in every four Americans has appeared on television.
..........can moonlight be so enchanting..........Hal Kemp Orchestra …..Where Am I ~~Number 2 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday, Night Court !
^ How long did Night Court run?
^^ Remember what Dan Fielding's real name was?
^^^ Who played Judge Harry T Stone?
^^^^ How many of Bull's fellow bailiffs can you name?
^^^^^ What was Bull's catch phrase?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Procrastination is a dish best served eventually. --Submitted by mja of ks
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 45% of librarians swear it was a mistake that they forgot to unlock the doors at opening time. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Oak trees do no produce acorns until they are fifty year of age or older. / You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
..........I got no car, got no mule, I got no misery.........Leo Reisman Orchestra …..I Got Plenty O Nuttin ~~Number 3 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
Moonbeam: But if anyone, well seen in the knowledge, not onely of Sacred and exotick History, but of Astronomical Calculation, and the old Hebrew Kalendar, shall apply himself to these studies, I judge it indeed difficult, but not impossible for such a one to attain, not onely the number of years, but even, of dayes from the Creation of the World. --James Ussher
Something to Think About of the Week:

Big Hello: Bara mo – Sango (Central African Republic) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Grocery store cashier: Wanna a box for those? Me: Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay for them with my card?
Week of the Week: New Year's Resolutions Week (1/1-8) –What's your new year's resolution? Disturbingly low.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gun. / The first CD pressed in the US was Springsteen's Born in the USA.
..........There's nothing like you in Paris or New York.........Herbie Kay Orchestra …..A Little Bit Independent ~~Number 4 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
^ Night Court ran from 1984 to 1992, 8 years, 9 seasons
Almanac: It is Friday, January 4, 2019. The moon will be new tomorrow and is in Scorpio. It is Dimpled Chad Day, Humiliation Day, Pop Music Chart Day, Tom Thumb Day, Trivia Day, World Braille Day, and World Hypnotism Day. In Burma it is Independence Day (1948) and Sri Lanka celebrates Tamil Thai Pongal Day (Harvest Festival). In Utah it's Admission Day (1896)
Among those born on this day were Bishop James Ussher (1581), Jacob Grimm (1785), Wilhelm Beer (1798), Sterling Holloway (1905), Jane Wyman (1914), Don Shula (1930), Floyd Patterson (1935), Dyan Cannon (1937), Dan Quayle (1947), and Julia Ormond (1965).
On January fourth Columbia University was founded (1754), 4-wheeled skates were patented (1863), Don Juan in Hell premiered (1907), Billboard magazine published it first music hit parade (1936), Ralph Bunch was appointed the first Negro official in the US State Department, Sputnik I reentered the atmosphere and burned up (1958), the Congressional Black Caucus was organized (1971), Carter announced the US boycott of the Moscow Olympics (1980), and Night Court debutted (1984).
Night Sky, 1/4: Here is is January, and the Summer Triangle is still in view — if you look early after dark. Vega is the brightest star low in the northwest. The brightest one above it, and perhaps a bit left, is Deneb. Look for Altair farther to Vega's left and perhaps even lower. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: Lulu keeping Max's bed warm while Max was celebrating New Years!

This Week: Saturday, January 5 – Monopoly Game Day & National Screenwriters Day
Night Sky, 1/6: Partial solar eclipse is visible from locations in north Pacific and northeast Asia, including Beijing, Irkutsk in Russia, Seoul, Taipei, and Tokyo. 1:42 Greenwich Mean Time
Sunday, January 6 – Armenian Christmas & Epiphany aka 3 Kings Day & National Technology Day
Monday, January 7 – Blue Monday & Handsel Day & Harlem Globetrotters Day
Night Sky, 1/7: As we enter the very coldest time of the year, the dim Little Dipper (Ursa Minor) turns to hang straight down from Polaris after dinnertime — as if, per Leslie Peltier, from a nail on the cold north wall of the sky. The Big Dipper, meanwhile, is creeping up low in the north-northeast. Its handle is very low and its bowl is to the upper right. Cassiopeia, a flattened letter M, is beginning to tilt nearly overhead in the north-northwest.
Tuesday, January 8 – Midwifes Day aka Women's Day & Bubble Bath Day
Wednesday, January 9 – National Cassoulet Day & National Static Electricity Day
Thursday, January 10 - League of Nations Day & Cut Your Energy Costs Day
Apples are more efficient than caffeine at waking you up in the morning. / Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
..........Make straight for the shore.........Mantovani Orchestra …..Red Sails In The Sunset ~~Number 5 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
^^ Reinhold (Dan) Fielding played by John Larroquette.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Omg. I just realized. Of course God is a woman. That's why the Bible is an entire book filled with men explaining what She said.
Moonbeam: In olden times when wishing still helped... Jacob Grimm The Frog King
Top Ten Late Night Snacks: Last Minute Bob Dole Campaign Promises
10 Vote for Dole, get one of his old kidney stones
9 As soon as he's president, he'll order bombing runs over Ross Perot
8 He'll guarantee funding for studies on how to make Kraft Macaroni and Cheese even cheesier
7 He'll flood the state of Kentucky and turn it into a bitchin' water park
6 If you want to sleep with Claudia Schiffer, he'll make it happen
5 He'll give all press conferences without his teeth – just for laughs!
4 First 100 Dole voters get a free “Grand Slam Breakfast” at the Russell Kansas Denny's
3 He'll hold Gingrich's arms behind his back and offer every American a free punch
2 He'll build a bridge to the 21st century and then promptly fall off of it
1 Four years of the oldest, crankiest bastard in US history
Not So Late Night Snacks: What do you call ghosts who scare talk show hosts? A Phantom of the Oprah
We do not need guns and bombs to bring peace, we need love and compassion. --Mother Teresa
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. / Betsy Ross is the only real person to have been the head on a Pez dispenser.
..........Let me ramble along the prairie.........Joe Moss …..Take Me Back To My Boots And Saddle ~~Number 6 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
^^^ Harry Anderson played the judge, Harry T Stone.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) was established in 1971, although its roots go back to the Democratic Select Committee (DSC). The DSC was started in 1969 by Representative Charles Diggs of Michigan, who was looking for a way the nine Black members of the House of Representatives could meet and talk about their common political concerns.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I resolve to not make major decisions about my life based on random calendar dates. – Dilbert
Weird Word of the Week: Olitory – belonging to a kitchen gardener – a kitchen garden http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-oli1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Clean decorative snow from windows. Spray windows with WD-40 before spraying with artificial snow so the decorative spray will wipe off easier. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/wd40.html
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. / Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
...........And the smile you gave was the treasure I'd been waiting for..........Little Jack Little …...On Treasure Island ~~Number 7 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
^^^^ Florence Halop played Florence and Selma Diamond Played Selma both died during the run. Roz, Marsha Warfield, was the final bailiff.
Top Ten Date of the Week: Monday, July 6, 1998
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone...no one else could...they didn't have...arthurization. --Submitted by dr of oh
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: CONsole Room – The Twin Cities' Doctor Who Convention (1/4-6) http://console-room.com/
Actual Science Convention of the Week: International Conference on Manufacturing Technologies (1/4-6, San Francisco, CA)
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck jumping down on to an unsuspecting cat in the case of the Judo Jindo.
The average life span of a major league baseball is seven pitches. / A duck's quack doesn't echo.
..........Is hidden away in memory's bouquet.........Paul Pendarvis …..Thanks A Million ~~Number 8 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
^^^^^ Bull would say Oooooo-kay at least once in each episode.
Month of the Week: January is Learn to Ski & Snowboard Month – 3 snowboarders are riding in the backseat of a car; who's driving? The police / Snowboarders introduce themselves by saying, “Sorry, dude”.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being Frank.
Grammar Joke of the Week: A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
Today's Peace of History: January 4, 1961: The longest recorded labor strike ended after 33 years: Danish barbers' assistants had begun their strike in 1938 in Copenhagen.
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with a year's worth of footballs. / There are approximately ten million bricks in the Empire State Building.
..........Don't be ashamed when I call your name …......Mills Blue Rhythm Band …..Ride, Red, Ride ~~Number 9 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle January 4, 2019, Ephemeral ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace, Laughs, and Rediculousity. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047
Moonbeam: If you train hard and responsibly your confidence surges to a maximum. --Floyd Patterson
Cost of War:
As of 1/3/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,884,740,631,702.
As of 12/27/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,886,746,891,635.
As of 1/3/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $871,177,424,849.
As of 12/27/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $869,813,955,664.
As of 1/3/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $644,851,790,956.
As of 12/27/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $643,137,429,056.
As of 1/3/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $302,193,517,539.
As of 12/27/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $301,803,942,334.
As of 1/3/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,704,970,286,960.
As of 12/27/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,699,496,689,978.
Nothing is more precious than peace. Peace is the most basic starting point for the advancement of humankind. --Daisaku Ikeda
..........And to reach the highest peak.........Fred Astaire .....Cheek To Cheek ~~Number 10 on Billboard's Record List for January 4, 1936
From space Las Vegas is the brightest man-made place. / The five items most commonly stolen from drugstores are batteries, cosmetics, film, sunglasses, and Preparation H.
Famous Last Words: ...and to confer degrees. --Charter Columbia University (1754)
May your Peace be commonplace
And your Joy ubiquitous
prairie mama
christine


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