Friday, November 2, 2018

Ethernet ePistle


Famous First Words: Be it enacted... --(Public Law 98-144) To make the birthday of Martin Luther King, Jr a legal public holiday.
It is World Communication Week (11/1-7) ! My husband passed away 8 months ago but we still keep in touch. His e-mail address is WalterZ@Heaven.com.
..........I will be your tootsie wootsie.........Esther …..Meet Me in St. Louis
Just like natural beauty, peace and love can grow just about anywhere.
It is mid-morning on a breezy Friday. The sky is a lazy azure with puffy clouds here and there that look as if they were painted by the Bob Ross. A northern wind dances with the still green, but thinning, willow and wafts leaves of various colors through the air. It also cools the nose and hands; the temperature has reached 50°F but the wind wins. Puck and Justice are combing the yard looking for I know not what, but it requires noses near grass. The sound of wind through drying leaves dominates the other sounds – car motors, children's laughter, and dogs, but no birdsong. I return inside to warmth and stale incense and warm, sweet coffee, decaf ,of course. I am so excited to finally get a chance to talk to you this day.
Hope your weekend is more entertaining than your phone, ePistliers.
NOTICE OF THE WEEK: There will be no ePistle next week (11/9) because I am spending the week with my friend, Joyce, who is visiting in KC from Florida. See you again on the 16th.
In case of fire exit building before tweeting about it.
..........No matter how I may persist........Esther …..The Boy Next Door
Trivia Questions: Ah, the 138 anniversary of the Garfield presidency.
^ So to what party did Garfield belong?
^^ Garfield was a minister in what denomination?
^^^ Any idea what Garfield contributed to mathematics?
^^^^ How about Garfield's favorite way to stay in shape?
^^^^^ Which other two men served as president in the year 1881?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: First they came for the journalists and I did not speak out – because I was not a journalist. We have no idea what they did after that.
Reader Response of the Week: Wait! You're saying there are people who don't memorize their library card number? AB (of KS) ~~Response to Eecky ePistle (10/26)
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: in 2018 the number of haunted library books is down 6%. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
I called the BIC tech support line the other day to ask how I change the font on my pen.
..........and then to her he'd sing........Tootie …..Under the Bamboo Tree
Moonbeam: I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all. --Marie Antoinette
Something to Think About of the Week:

Big Hello: Bonzour – Réunion Creole https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Authorities have intercepted a suspicious package addressed to Donald Trump containing an dictionary and a copy of the US Constitution. --Submitted by mja of ks
Weekend of the Week: This is Sherlock Holmes Weekend (11/2-4) – One day, Sherlock Holmes and Watson are playing tennis when Watson spots a mobile phone right in the middle of the tennis court. “Holmes, there’s a suspicious object here!” he shouts. “What can you deduce from this phone, Watson?” asks Sherlock Holmes with a mischievous smile. Not to be put down this time, Watson remarks matter-of-factly, “This phone has many scratches. This shows that that the owner is pretty careless.” “The phone is not a smart phone. It has no features. This shows the owner is not tech savvy.” “The phone has the default wallpaper setup. This shows the owner is uncreative and probably a bit dumb.” “Ah, Watson!”, Sherlock Holmes remarks, “This time your deductions are all correct! That last deduction really struck home. Now come on, quickly pick up your phone so that we can continue our tennis match.”
The 1993 mobile phone, using its stylus as a cane, was talking family history with a young iphone. 92 showed the youngster a picture of a 1960 princess phone in powder blue with a curly cord. “Yes, son, your ancestors had tails”, the old mobile admitted.
..........Hideous things that go wham........Tootie …..Ghosties and Ghoulies and Things That Go Bump In The Night
^ At the 1880 Republican National Convention, Senator-elect Garfield attended as campaign manager for John Sherman, and gave the nomination speech for him. When neither Sherman nor his rivals – Ulysses S. Grant and James G. Blaine – could get enough votes to secure the nomination, delegates chose Garfield as a compromise on the 36th ballot.
Third Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Someone said not to dress up as a mass murderer on Halloween because it's appropriating white culture... --Submitted by nm of ks
Almanac: It is Friday, November 2, 2018. The moon was last quarter yesterday and is in Virgo. It is Cookie Monster Day, National Deviled Egg Day, National Medical Science Liaison Awareness & Appreciation Day, and Pumpkin Chunkin Days (2-4). Mexico and Portugal observe Dia de Muertos or Dayof the Dead. North & South Dakota celebrate Admission Day (1889) and it is Memorial Day in Venezuela. Because it is the first Friday, it is also World Communications Day.
Among those born on this day were King Edward V (1470), Marie Antoinette (1755), James K. Polk (1795), Warren G. Harding (1865), Paul Ford (1901), Ray Walston (1914), Shere Hite (1942), Alfre Woodard (1953) and k. d. Lang (1961).
On November second George Washington gave his farewell speech to the troops (1783), Garfield was elected president (1880), Thurmond became the first senator to be elected by write-in vote (1954), CBS purchased the NY Yankees (1964), and Meet Me in St. Louis, the musical opened (1989).
Night Sky, 11/2: Look for Capella sparkling low in the northeast these evenings. Look for the Pleiades cluster about three fists at arm's length to its right. These harbingers of the cold months rise higher as evening grows late. Above the space between them are the stars of Perseus, astride the Milky Way. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Max Picture of the Week: World Series Max – notice the pin striped booties with baseball puffs – too young to have a favorite.

This Week: Saturday, November 3 – Sausage and Kraut Day & Bison Day
Night Sky, 11/3: Daylight-saving time ends at 2 am tonight in North America. Clocks fall back an hour. The old saying that clocks "spring forward" and "fall back" in those two seasons used to be metaphorical; you had to change the clock. But now it's literal: internet-connected clocks actually do it.
Sunday, November 4 – Zero Tasking Day & Use Your Common Sense Day & National Candy Day
Monday, November 5 – Firewood Day & Play Monopoly Day & Traffic Directors Day
Night Sky, 11/5: Vega is the brightest star very high in the west on November evenings. Its little constellation Lyra extends to its left, pointing in the direction of Altair, the brightest star in the southwest. Three of Lyra's leading stars, after Vega, are interesting doubles. Barely above Vega is 4th-magnitude Epsilon (ε) Lyrae, the Double-Double. Epsilon forms one corner of a roughly equilateral triangle with Vega and Zeta (ζ) Lyrae. The triangle is less than 2° on a side, hardly the width of your thumb at arm's length.
Tuesday, November 6 – Election Day & Saxophone Day
Wednesday, November 7 – Diwali & Notary Public Day
Thursday, November 8 – Abet & Aid Punsters Day & X-Ray Day

..........Thump, thump, thump went my heartstrings........Chorus …..The Trolley Song
^^ James Garfield is the only president to ever have been a preacher. He was a minister of the Christian Church (Disciples of Christ).
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Prayers for everyone in Kansas...Nothing happened, it's just a shame we're all stuck here. --Submitted by pl of hi
Moonbeam: No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. --James K Polk
Top Ten Late Night Snacks: Top Ten Jesse The Body Ventura Campaign Slogans
10. He's Already Used To Deceiving The Public.
9. Let's Get Ready To Legislate!
8. Building A Steroid-Enhanced Bridge To The 21st Century.
7. A Man In Tights Has Nothing To Hide.
6. C'mon, Don't You Want To See Newt Gingrich In A Choke Hold?
5. I'm The Only Candidate Endorsed By Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
4. Finally, A Governor Whose Shorts Glitter.
3. Combining The Wise Economic Stewardship Of Hulk Hogan And The Progressive Policies Of Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.
2. Vote For Me Or So Help Me God I'll Piledrive You.
1. It's The Stupidity, Stupid.
Not So Late Night Snacks: You have to give Donald Trump credit. He is to lying what Charles Lindbergh was to flying: nobody else would dare go that far. Robert Sagal Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
Flashing the peace sign is more than a trend...it's a way of life.
The systems engineer looked out the window and a clear, beautiful arc of color poured out of the storm clouds. For a moment she wasn't sure whether it was a rainbow or a prism sucking information out of the cloud.
..........The lassies have the self-same knack........Katie …..Touch of the Irish
^^^ A book was published in 1940 containing 370 proofs of the Pythagorean Theorem. One of these came from Garfield who discovered a unique proof of the theorem using a trapezoid.
Worthless Fact of the Week: After controversy over the location of a capital, the Dakota Territory was split in two and divided into North and South in 1889. Later that year, on November 2, North Dakota and South Dakota were admitted to the Union as the 39th and 40th states.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The hardest thing about carving a pumpkin these days is finding a newspaper to spread out on the table.
Weird Word of the Week: Gobemouche – From the french...a flycatcher bird or a credulous person who accepts everything http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-gob3.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Discourage candle wax from sticking to candle holders. Coast the insides of candle holders with Vaseline Petroleum Jelly so wax slides out. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/vaseline.html
My mother's operation was in a viewing room so I went to the gallery to watch. To my horror, there was nurse holding a tablet in front of the doctor. It was displaying SURGERY.COM on the screen. Then the nurse clicked the icon for “Totally Lost”
...........Dreams are for coming true........John …..You Are For Loving
^^^^ To stay in shape and build muscles, James Garfield liked to juggle Indian clubs, a popular exercise device during the late 19th and early 20th century. The clubs were shaped like bowling pins and were swung in patterns as part of an exercise routine.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I won $2 in the Mega Millions lottery. Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Thy Geekdom Con (11/2-4, Oaks, PA) A YouTube Gaming Convention https://www.thygeekdomcon.com/
Top Ten List Date of the Week: November 3, 1998
Actual Science Convention of the Week: Chemistry Day at Impression 5! (11/2, East Lansing, MI) chemistry of stars and gases, light and the electromagnetic spectrum, and more … “Chemistry is Out of This World!” http://www.chemistry.msu.edu/chemday
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck down square in the case of the rapid rabbit.
My son found a box filled with archived 5¼ inch floppy discs. “Wow, Dad” he said, “somebody made all these sculptures of the save icon.”
..........From now on our troubles will be miles away........Esther …..Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
^^^^^ Only two times in American history have there been three presidents in the same year. The first time was in 1841. The second was in 1881 when Rutherford Hayes relinquished the office to Garfield; then Garfield died later that year and Chester Arthur became president.
Month of the Week: November is Sweet Potato Awareness Month – What do you call a stolen yam? A Hot Potato / How many grams of protein are there is a slice of sweet potato pie? 2.14159265...
Library Miracle of the Week: When I was a child (1950s) my mother read some books about 3 old people drinking beer and having adventures. I could not remember author or character names or location. But I sent all these 2 facts to the reference desk at Lawrence Public Library and said that I understood totally if they couldn't find it. They did. Mary Lasswell Suds In Your Eye
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. --Submitted by jd of ks
Grammar Joke of the Week: A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
Today's Peace of History, November 2, 1982: Dr. Randall Forsberg was a key person behind the Freeze movement. Voters in 9 general elections passed statewide referenda supporting a freeze on testing of nuclear weapons. (Only Arizona turned it down).
Tech support says the problem is located somewhere between the keyboard and my chair.
..........be everything at all........Grandpa …..Be Anything But a Girl
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle November 2, 2018, Ether ePistle. Peace, Laughs, and the Cloud. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 2511 Morningside Dr. Lawrence, KS 66047 Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/
Moonbeam: America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. --Warren G Harding
Cost of War:
As of 11/1/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,868,868,232,307.
As of 10/25/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,866,964,987,909.
As of 11/1/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $859,027,028,869.
As of 10/25/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $857,733,338,797.
As of 11/1/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $629,576,945,604.
As of 10/25/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $627,950,589,674.
As of 11/1/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $298,722,050,579.
As of 10/25/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $298,352,365,118.
As of 11/1/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,656,195,202,781.
As of 10/25/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,651,001,849,302.
Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice. --Baruch Spinoza
..........Lifetimes and lifetimes rolled into one........Mr. Smith …..Wasn't It Fun
Legal wants us to download their new software. It translated gobbleygook to mumbo jumbo.
Famous Last Words: ...of our mutual cares, labors, and dangers. --George Washington, Farewell Address
May Peace carry your data
And Joy deliver your message
prairie mama
christine


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