Friday, September 21, 2018

ePistle Accord


Famous First Words: In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. --The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Happy International Day of Peace!!! In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview. "I'm Rebekah Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" "Like I'm talking to a damned wall."
..........I'm in the middle without any plans.........Alice Cooper …..I'm Eighteen
World Peace Day is envisioned to become a moment of global unity – it is up to each and every one of us to make this a reality.
It is a cloudy Friday morning. The sky is morphing from gray, rainy-looking lumps and rolls through slate gray and featureless to fluffy, friendly puffs. The wind too switches between strong and northerly to gentle and refreshing. The 64°F is nearly perfect. The ground and the patio are wet from last night's rain and smell of damp concrete and moist soil. The short green lawn is scattered with yellow willow leaves. A squirrel makes its silent way across the top of the neighbor's privacy fence to Bruno's yard and so down to the stand of cottonwoods at the end of the block; with each gust of wind the tall and stately trees sound like cats playing with gift wrap. I swallow a sip of warm, sweetened decaf and let it wash slowly down my throat. It is the last and my cup is empty. It is time to go inside. Puck greets me at the backdoor and goes out as I enter. One minute...I'll fill my cup again and we can talk.
Hope your weekend is peaceful and serene, ePistliers.
I think that world peace can only be achieved if everyone learns to laugh at themselves./ Headline: War Dims Hope for Peace
..........Another junkie plan pushing dope for the man.........Curtis Mayfield …..Freedie's Dead
Trivia Questions: Good-bye, Nathan Hale.
^ What rank did Hale hold in the Continental Army?
^^ Where was Hale born and raised?
^^^ What was Hale's job for the army?
^^^^ When was Hale caught by the British?
^^^^^ How do we know about his most famous quote?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I bought a new pair of shoes with Memory Foam insoles, so I will no longer forget why I walked into the kitchen.
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 14% of public library employees are only there so they can get the bestsellers before everyone else https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
If you could chose between World Peace & Bill Gates' fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be? / “If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.”
..........Bo Diddley caught a nanny goat.........Bo Diddley …..Bo Diddley
Moonbeam: If we don't end war, war will end us. --H.G. Wells
Something to Think About of the Week:

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow if he can say a word. The widow agrees, and the man says : Plethora. The woman says “Thanks, that means a lot.”
Week of the Week: Tolkien Week (/16-22) --A hobbit was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the hobbit returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The hobbit nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "from hunger you mean?" "No from skipping."
Let us love the world to peaces. / Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.
..........Blowing through the jasmine in my mind........Seals & Crofts …..Summer Breeze
^ Nathan Hale was a captain in the Continental Army during the Revolutionary War.
Almanac: It is Friday, September 21, 2018. The moon will be full (Harvest) on Monday and is in Aquarius. It is World Gratitude Day, National POW/MIA Recognition Day, and World's Alzheimer's Day. In Malta they celebrate Independence Day (1964) and in the Philippines it is Thanksgiving.
Among those born on this day were Frederick III (1415), H.G. Wells (1866), Larry Hagman (1931), Melvin Van Peebles (1932), Henry Gibson (1935), Fannie Flagg (1944), Stephen King (1947) and Bill Murray (1950).
On September twenty-first Nathan Hale was hanged (1776), Moroni first appeared to Joseph Smith (1832), The Hobbit was published (1937), the submarine Nautilus was commissioned (1954), ABC's In Concert debuted (1973), the first female was appointed to the Supreme Court (Sandra O'Connor, 1981) and NASA launched the Galaxy-C (1984).
Night Sky, 9/21: The closing days of summer (the equinox is tomorrow) always find the Sagittarius Teapot moving west of south during evening and tipping increasingly far over to the right, as if pouring out the last of summer. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Random Fandom Convention 2018: (Big Rapids, MI) ..family friendly comic con style event... https://www.upcomingcons.com/upcomingcons/29104-Random-Fandom-Con
Actual Science Convention of the Week: Plastic Surgery Review (9/21-24, Chicago, IL) https://www.osler.org/product/plastic-surgery-review-sept-21-24-2018-chicago/
This Week: Saturday, September 22 – Batman Day & Car Free Day & Hobbit Day
Night Sky, 9/22: The September equinox occurs at 9:54 pm Eastern Daylight Time, when the Sun crosses the equator heading south for the season. This moment marks the beginning of autumn in the Northern Hemisphere. And the Sun sets almost exactly due west.
Sunday, September 23- National Snack Stick Day & Teal Talk Day
Monday, September 24 – Punctuation Day & Family Day
Night Sky, 9/24: Venus shines very low in the west-southwest in the evening twilight. Jupiter is to the lower right of Venus and is brighter. About an hour after dark Mars can be seen in the south. It's a tad brighter than Sirius. Saturn glows yellow in the south at dusk. Uranus is near the Aries-Pisces border also in the evening. Neptune rises late in the east south-east. Mercury is currently hidden.
Tuesday, September 25 – National Tune-Up Day & National Voter Registration Day
Wednesday, September 26 – Johnny Appleseed Day & School Backpack Awareness Day
Thursday, September 27 – Ancestor Appreciation Day & Remember Me Thursday
I wish for world peace...oh, and bigger boobs. Phoebe Friends
..........Pussyfootin' around till the break of dawn.........Alice Cooper …..Gutter Cat vs. The Jets
^^ Nathan Hale grew up in Connecticut and graduated from Yale College in 1773. He began a career as a teacher, but when the War for Independence heated up in 1775, Hale accepted a commission as a lieutenant in the army .
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I want to be 14 again so I can ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
Moonbeam: The ones who hurt the most always say the least. --Fannie Flagg
Late Night Snacks: This Trump administration has really given us an exciting look at what the government could be if it were run by a wealthy 12-year-old. --Jimmy Kimmel / Journalist Bob Woodward's new book detailing life within the Trump administration sold more than 750,000 copies in its first day of release. I guess it was pretty smart of him to call the book "Harry Potter and the Toupee of Doom." --Seth Meyers / According to one excerpt, Donald Trump suggested that the government should just "print more money." Oh, OK, I'm starting to realize why Trump's casinos went bankrupt. If you think Drumpf's economic ideas are crazy, you should hear Trump's plan for global warming. He thinks the government should just make more ice cubes. --James Corden / Kanye West said that Kim Kardashian is actually enrolled in law school. When he found out, President Trump said, "I want to change my Supreme Court nominee. Can we do that now? Is it too late?" --Jimmy Fallon / The Russia investigation is still marching on, and today there's big news about Trump's former campaign manager Paul Manafort. Rumors are Manafort is in talks with the special counsel's office about a possible plea deal. Yes, the man Trump called brave for not turning state's evidence is now flipping like a gymnast making pancakes on a trampoline. --Stephen Colbert
Not So Late Night Snacks: It's Bob Woodward's book titled Fear - which is both what it is about and what it causes-- is already a huge best seller despite there being no real surprises in it. That makes it a perfect book club book. You can totally get away only pretending you read it. --Peter Sagal Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
Not a minute, not an hour. Let's promise ourselves to be in peace during the whole day. Feel it and offer it to your world.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be World Peace for at least two hours. / For anyone wanting a better world, Peace, Rights, Sustainability...
..........I've chased a rainbow down a one-way street dead end.........John Prine …..Illegal Smile
^^^ Hale served at Boston and then New York, where he volunteered to go behind British lines to gather intelligence.
Worthless Fact of the Week: At present, more than 82,000 Americans remain missing from WWII, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Cold War, and the Gulf Wars/other conflicts. Out of the 82,000 missing, 75% of the losses are located in the Indo-Pacific, and over 41,000 of the missing are presumed lost at sea (ie ship losses, known aircraft water losses, etc.).
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I'm “use the lighted magnifying glass attached to the desk to read the instructions on the paint can” years old. --Submitted by dr of oh
Weird Word of the Week: Abacot - the name of an ancient cap of state worn by the kings of England, the upper part whereof was in the form of a double crown”. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-aba1.htm ~~I tried to find a picture of this hat but when I searched images for abacot – pictures of ducks came up. There may be a portrait of Henry IV with an abacot, but I'm not sure. https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp02141/king-henry-iv the second image down.
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Prevent outdoor light bulbs from sticking in fixtures. To make removal easy, rub a thin coast of Vaseline Petroleum Jelly on the threads before inserting the bulbs. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/vaseline.html
According to Mel Gibson: The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. I didn't know “W” was Jewish. --Ingrid Rice / Leaders start wars, People stop wars.
...........No more pencils no more books.........Alice Cooper …..School's Out
^^^^ He was captured by the British on 21 September 1776 and immediately admitted that he was spying for General Washington.
Grammar Joke of the Week: A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week : Binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant.
Peace Games on the Internet of the Week: Darfur Is Dying: Players must keep their refugee camp going despite the threat of the militia in this game that teaches about the plight of the 2.5 million refugees in the Darfur region of Sudan. http://www.darfurisdying.com/
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck in consultation with partner, Justice, and field operative, Bruno, in the case of the Running Russian.
United Nations: You Wanna Peace of Me? / Either we end war or war will end us.
..........want some coke, have some weed.........Curtis Mayfield …..Pusherman
^^^^^ “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country” Nathan Hale’s famous last words comes by way of a memoir by his friend, William Hull, who reported the famous last words as told to him by a British engineer who spoke with Hale, Captain John Montresor.
Month of the Week: September is Healthy Aging Month –True story: When my aunt Vera was around 80 years old my mother called her and asked how she was doing. Aunt Vera answered “I'm the healthiest son-of-a-bitch you know”. She lived another 10 years or so to prove it.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The consensus of the latest polls is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.
Max picture of the Week:

Local Peace News of the Week: Tomorrow – Saturday, September 22 – The Lawrence Peace Community is planting a Peace Pole in South Park (1141 Massachusetts). It is a replacement pole for the one that had been standing in the park but was damaged and falling over. The planting ceremony is at noon. The weather is predicted to be beautiful. It will be planted somewhere near the garden west of the gazebo – exact locations were still being negotiated last I checked in. It should be a pleasant and peaceful time; if you're in town, come on down.
Today's Peace of History: September 21st (since 1982): The International Day of Peace was established by United Nations resolution in 1981 and first celebrated in 1982 (then as the 3rd Tuesday of the month). Events are planned all over the world to promote peace and make it more visible.
If women rules the world, there would be no wars...just a bunch of countries not talking to each other. --Chris Rock / A Russian nuclear missile has been lost at sea. The story was reported in the kids' magazine, "Sleep Well, Children!"
..........Ugly Ole mojo, where you bin.........Bo Diddley …..Diddley itis
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle September 21, 2018, ePistle Accord. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Love Laughs and Peace. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: Books are a uniquely portable magic. --Stephen King
Cost of War:
As of 9/20/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,855,108,818,518.
As of 9/13/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,857,014,170,231.
As of 9/20/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $850,970,654,874.
As of 9/13/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $849,675,969,719.
As of 9/20/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $619,448,909,576.
As of 9/13/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $617,821,049,576.
As of 9/20/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $296,420,189,677.
As of 9/13/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $296,050,219,390.
As of 9/20/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,623,855,256,191.
As of 9/13/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,618,656,878,258.
On International Day of Peace...Let's unite together...to make a peaceful world!
..........Heavenly songbird, we were so wrong.........Seals & Crofts …..Hummingbird
(Most of today's songs are from the original In Concert program on ABC in 1973. It was taped on 9/21 and aired in November of that year.)
The peace making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. / President Trump met with the President of South Korea to discuss North Korea. The meeting consisted of five minutes about nuclear weapons, and 90 minutes of Trump saying, "So wait – which Korea are you again?
Famous Last Words: Human rights are everyone's rights. --US International Day of Peace Website
May Peace give you hugs
And Joy give you kisses
prairie mama
christine


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