Friday, October 20, 2017

sAlubrious ePistle

Famous First Words: The war has sharpened the issue of Negrowhite --Durham Manifesto
October 16-20 is National Health Education Week! --Yes, I am a school nurse. No, I can't heal the ailing school system. / Health & Hygiene Rules #1: If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
..........A rebel without a clue..........Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers …..Into the Great Wide Open
Education is the only solution for peace. --Emmanuel Jal
It is an incredible Friday morning. 57°F is neither warm nor cold upon the skin and the light breeze insists this is true. The sky is empty above but wisps of clouds have gathered at the edges of the horizons and all are dusted with pink like decorations in the nursery. Red sails in the morning, sailors take warning. Grinding distant motors assault the ears until the brain learns to stop listening and hear instead the splash of falling water. Birds flying high overhead are silent. Puck does not bark, not even at Cooper who can be fairly puppy-annoying if you're only a foot tall. And still the world is green and a house up the street has iris blooming … in October. I notice the splash of the fountain; it grounds me again from my revelry of a walk along a river long ago and I take a deep breath of morning sunshine. We return to the house, the smell of coffee and breakfast and to warm non-wind. So I sit, sipping sweet tart brown water, and absolutely delightedly I write to you.
Hope your weekend winds up smelling like a rose, ePistliers.
Stately Maple Downdate: The storm that tore through last weekend broke limbs off several trees in the neighborhood, particularly maples, including our own. One of the stately maples across the street suffered a rip of bark in a swatch a couple of feet wide and several feet long. It actually looked like it was in pain – never noticed that in a tree before. They took it out. It took less than an hour; 3 guys – one in the tree, one breaking down and dragging and limbs the chipper, one tossing them into the buzz saw. Dust came blowing through a hopper into the back of a truck. Less than an hour to nothing but dust. So here's a picture from a year ago (this is about where her coloring was last week) to remember her by.
I spent 2 years in nursing school. There was 3 month of anatomy, 3 months of clinical and 18 months of learning how to wash our hand properly. / I was born and raised in Needles, CA, how could I not become a nurse.
..........Everybody's had to fight to be free..........Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers …..Refugee
Trivia Questions: Hail, Canada, wherever you begin
^ This is the anniversary of 2 different border dispute settlements with Canada. How many current disputes do you think the US has with Canada?
^^ Why isn't the US/Canada border the longest straight-line international boundary on the globe?
^^^ The treaty that set the 49th Parallel as the border extended from N. Dakota to what western terminus?
^^^^ Know the real cause of the Machias Seal Island dispute?
^^^^^ Ever heard of the Pig War (US v Great Britain) of 1846?
First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's a coincidence. --submitted by sir of ks
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: ‪56% of patron interactions today will begin "Did you know it’s Friday the 13th?" Remaining 46% are “Where is the bathroom?”‬ https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
I looked up your symptoms on Google. If you want a second opinion, I can check Yahoo too. / Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
..........I remember the smell of the wind so sweet..........Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers …..Magnolia
Moonbeam: Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. --John Dewey
Something to Think About of the Week:
Big Hello: Labas - Lithuanian
Week of the Week: Freedom From Bullies Week (October 15-21) – Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason a lot of teens are bullied is because they watch Glee.
I've been under a lot of stress lately, so the doctor prescribed ice cubes to help me chill out. ~~~O, the Scotch helps too. / Health & Hygiene Rules #2: Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
.......... You take it on faith, you take it to the heart..........Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers …..The Waiting
^ There are currently 5 disputes: 1) Machias Seal Island 2) Strait of Juan de Fuca 3) Yukon-Alaska, Beaufort Sea 4) Northwest Passage 5) Dixon Entrance More Details
Almanac: It is Friday, October 20, 2017. The moon was new yesterday and is in Scorpio. It is Miss American Rose Day and National Pharmacy Buyer Day. Because it is the 3rd Friday it is also Mammography Day.
Among those born on this day were Christopher Wren (1632), Austin Flint (1812), Thomas Hughes (1823), John Dewey (1859), Charles Ives (1874), Wayne Morse (1900), Arlene Frances (1908), Will Rogers Jr (1911), Art Buchwald (1925), Grandpa Jones (Louis M, 1930), Mickey Mantle (1931), Roosevelt Brown (1932), Martin Landau (1934), Jerry Orbach (1935), Wanda Jackson (1937), Connie Chung (1946), and Tom Petty (1953).
On October twentith Maria Theresa became ruler of Austria, Hungary, & Bohemia (1740), the US purchased Louisiana (1803), the first showboat on the Mississippi left Nashville (1817), the border between the US & Canada was established at 49th parallel (1818), the first 6 day international bike race began (NY, 1891), the US won disputed boundary between the District of Alaska & Canada (1903), the Great Strike in Russia began and lasted 11 days (1905), the Bayshore Highway opened (SF, 1929), the Durham Manifesto called for fundamental changes in race relations (1942), workers and students banded together to revolt in Guatemala (1944), Jackie married Ari (1968), the OPEC oil embargo began (1973), and Nixon fired watergate prosecutor Archibald Cox (Saturday Night Massacre, 1973).
Night Sky, 10/20: Look for Capella sparkling low in the northeast this week. Look for the Pleiades cluster about three fists at arm's length to its right. These harbingers of the cold months rise higher as evening grows late. Upper right of Capella, and upper left of the Pleiades, the stars of Perseus stand astride the Milky Way. Upper left of Perseus is Cassiopeia.
This Week: Saturday, October 21 – Bridge Day & Celebration of the Mind Day & Sweetest Day
Sunday, October 22 – CAPS LOCKS DAY & National Nut Day & Smart Is Cool Day
Night Sky, 10/22; Orionids Meteor Shower hits maximum tonight. Sometimes the shower peaks at 80 meteors an hour; at others it is closer to 20 or 30. Cooke predicts that in 2017 in nearer the low end.
Monday, October 23 – National Mole Day & TV Talk Show Host Day (Johnny Carson's Birthday)
Tuesday, October 24 – United Nations Day & Food Day
Wednesday, October 25 – International Artists Day & Sourest Day
Thursday, October 26 – Mule Day & Howl at The Moon Night
Night Sky, 10/26 – Moon into first quarter in Capricorn
To think I spent all those years in medical school when I could have become a health care expert just by running for congress. / I like to think we aren't so much anti-science as we are pro-myth.
..........With white lipstick and one thing on their mind..........Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers …..Zombie Zoo
^^ Our northern border may look straight on a world map. But zoom in close enough and it turns out that the straight line running along the 49th parallel north is not really on the 49th parallel north. And it isn’t straight. Like, at all. Marked by a 20-foot strip of clear-cut forest, the border may seem straight as a ruler. But as it zigzags from the first to the last of the 912 boundary monuments erected by the original surveyors, it deviates from the 49th parallel by up to several hundred feet. More Details
Next Funniest thing I read of the Week: There is a special place in he'll for autocorrect. -Submitted by sd of ks
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Necronomicon 2017 – Florida's 36th Annual Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Convention. (Tampa, FL) http://www.stonehill.org/necro.htm
Moonbeam: You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. --Art Buchwald
Late Night Snacks: White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders today said that President Trump’s comment that he has a higher IQ than Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was a joke and told reporters they should “get a sense of humor.” They should get a sense of humor? You’re the one who always looks like she just found a joint in her son’s Bible. --Seth Meyers / I saw that Ikea’s teaming up with Amazon to sell its furniture online. They say it’s perfect for couples who want to argue in the comfort of their own home. --Jimmy Fallon / Trump has an interesting way of answering questions about John Kelly whenever they ask what he thinks of him: “He’s a general.” That’s like being asked what you think of your steak and you say, “It was a cow.” --Jimmy Kimmel / We could be reaching a whole new level of angry Trump because a report out today says people close to the president say he is “unstable,” “losing a step,” and “unraveling.” So keep in mind that means, up till now, he’s been “raveled.” --Stephen Colbert / An explosive new article about the White House in Vanity Fair magazine says according to staffers, Donald Trump is actually moodier and more erratic every day, and recently confided in one White House aide, “I hate everyone in the White House. There are a few exceptions but I hate them.” Is this guy the president of the United States or a cast member on “Big Brother?” The good news is there is no way that man remembers the nuclear codes. --James Corden
Not So Late Night Snacks: It's a motto in the Trump White house : You're only going to get married 3 or 4 times in your life so why not do it in style and at government expense ... Because, if you're that rich there is some satisfaction that you get from stealing from the poor. --Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
Education is the vaccine for violence. --Edward James Olmos
There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment. / Terror is your doctor entering the office with you test results in her hand and a hazmat suit on her body.
..........Put you body next to mine and dream on..........Traveling Wilburys …..Handle With Care
^^^ The Anglo-American Convention of 1818 drew the border line from Lake of the Woods,ND, to the summit of the Stony Mountains, SK, (sic) only. Brits and Yanks agreed to jointly administer the lands to the west, between the Rockies and the West Coast, for an initial period of 10 years.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The Russian general strike of October was the culminating event of the 1905 Revolution in Russia. It was initiated first and foremost by workers in larger industrial enterprises, many of whom nursed unsatisfied demands from strikes earlier in the year. Although the ripeness of workers to strike in many diverse working situations across the empire was paramount, the call of the All–Russian Union of Railroad Workers for a national rail strike on October 4 provided a timely impetus. The railroaders' strike gave them control of Russia's means of communication, allowing them to spread word of the strike throughout the empire, while their immobilization of rail traffic forcibly idled many trades and industries.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: As I get older I can sense people dressing me with their eyes.
Weird Word of the Week: Frigorific – something frigorific causes cold or is chilling. Iowa City Press Citizen for 30 September 1925 http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-fri1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Absorb moisture from the bottom of a kitchen garbage pail and prevent odors. Pour a one-inch layer of Tidy Cats on the bottom of the trash pail. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tidycats.html
Do I know much about incontinence? No, I was never good at geography. / Health & Hygiene Rules #3: Ask your doctor if medical advise from a television commercial is right for you.
...........I don't see nothing new but I feel a lot of change..........Traveling Wilburys …..Heading for the Light
^^^^ The northeastern-most part of the US — on the coast where Maine meets New Brunswick — there are two tiny, uninhabited islands in a political gray area. It isn’t because anyone wants the islands — instead, they want the lobster surrounding the islands, and it’s disputed which country has the fishing rights. During normal times, the dispute seems to be little more than an annoyance. But apparently now there are real problems because the price of lobster is so high ($5.50 a pound in that area, compared to $4 the previous year).
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Obscene – offensive or disgusting by accepted standard of morality. Love's Labour's Lost Act I Scene I Ferdinand: I did encounter that obscene and preposterous event...
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I think the golden rule for men should be: If you're a man, don't say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn't want a man saying to you in prison. --Peter White --Submitted by sd of ks

Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck and cub detective Coop, watching both directions in the case of the Thorough Thornberg.
So, what did the cardiologist say? Nothing, he just handed me a Hallmark Get Well. / Public Health – viral before it was cool.
..........I was feeling no pain, feeling good in my brain..........Traveling Wilburys …..Last Night
^^^^^ The Pig War: United States vs. Great Britain: On June 15, 1846, the British and US governments signed The Oregon Treaty, establishing the border between Oregon Country and the Columbia District in Canada. The border would reside from the 49th parallel, down through the middle of the channel that separates Vancouver Island from the mainland, and then out to the Pacific Ocean. The only maps available at the time were a little fuzzy on details, though, so neither government knew there were actually two channels that separated Vancouver Island from the mainland—the Haro Strait to the west and the Rosario Strait to the east. Stuck in the middle of those two straits were the San Juan Islands. More Details
Month of the Week: October is National Popcorn Month – Last night a local movie theater was robbed of 1 large bucket of popcorn and a box of milk duds; police estimate the loss at around $1,000.
Most Beautiful Thing in the State: Minneopa State Park in Mankato, MN. The word Minneopa comes from the Dakota language and is interpreted to mean "water falling twice," referring to the beautiful waterfalls of the Minneopa Creek. Walk the trail which encircles the falls, leading down a limestone stairway to the valley below. ~~There were sites with nice descriptions of the park but few or no pictures. I recommend the Google Images pages instead: Click Here
Today's Peace of History: October 20, 1947: The House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) opened public hearings into alleged Communist influence in Hollywood. To counter what they claimed were reckless attacks by HUAC, a group of motion picture industry luminaries, led by actor Humphrey Bogart and his wife, Lauren Bacall, John Huston, William Wyler, Gene Kelly and others, established the Committee for the First Amendment (CFA).
There is no umbilical cord. Dr. Jenkins' deliveries are connected by bluetooth. / Mother: Jane, why are you putting those band-aids in the fridge? Jane: They're for cold cuts.
..........You'll think of me, wonder where I am these days..........Traveling Wilburys …..End of the Line
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle October 20, 2017. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Good and Good For You. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar, and marble. --Christopher Wren
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 10/19/17: $786,816,346,597.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 10/12/17: $786,139,319,116.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 10/19/17: $820,927,744,460.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 10/12/17: $820,907,957,349.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 10/19/17: $1,792,940,430,198.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 10/12/17: $1,791,526,571,941.
Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace. --Confucius
..........We said all there is to say..........Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers …..Breakdown
I don’t find health-related puns funny since I developed an irony deficiency.”
Famous Last Words: ...our greatest weakness or our greatest strength. --Durham Manifesto
May Peace nourish your body
And Joy enrich your mind
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christine



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