Friday, August 25, 2017

eCho-lOcated ePistle

Famous First Words: I HAVE today issued an Executive order, providing for taking over the country's railroads... Harry S Truman
This is International Bat Night: What's the best way to hold a bat? By the handle. / Softball games are played at night because bats sleep during the day.
..........Time is today.........Kiss …..Love Gun
Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means. --Ronald Reagan
It is a gorgeous Friday morning. 65°F is perfect for walking or hanging out and the light breeze impresses that fact on the cheek and other exposed parts. Grass is down right wet with dew and smells of wet grass without the underlying odor of damp soil that usually accompanies it. This morning's sky is lightly hazy with clouds occasionally bumping up like buttermilk skies and on the horizons gather to look like actual clouds. Puck discussed something heatedly with a creature in the next yard whom I never saw or heard. Birdsong is more prevalent than the birds themselves who are not yet gathering for breakfast. There is a lot of traffic this morning that interrupts the birdsong and moves quickly on down the line. Everything is so green for late August. There are no brown patches of burned grass – not even in the micro-park out front where they never water the lawn. Puck finally ends his exchange and settles on the deck – alert but relaxed and enjoying the morning air. We are retired, the dog and I, and get up when the light slants through the window just so. These days we're up late enough to meet the children waiting for the bus; nevertheless, it is time for coffee and so we retreat to the house, to the smell of coffee and breakfast, indoor aromas. Wow! What a fine day and now – artificially sweetened and heavily creamed decaf in hand and mouth – I get to write to you.
Hope your weekend flies by night, ePistliers.
Is a baby bat called a battle? / Bruce Wayne's date did go well; she claimed he had bat breath.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. --Dick Gregory ~~I will miss Dick!
..........now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired...........Elvis Costello …..Welcome to the Working Week
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday, Walt (Walter Crawford Kelly, Jr.).
^ What is Walt Kelly's most famous comic strip character?
^^ Where did it live?
^^^When did the strip first appear, more or less?
^^^^ What is the most famous quote from the Walt Kelly strip?
^^^^^^ And what is its most famous Christmas song?
First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: July 9, 1776: New Yorkers “Destroy history” by toppling a statue of George III. And that's why nobody knows who won the American Revolutionary War. --Submitted by rhb of ks
Senior Moment of the Week: I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed fit.
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 99% of patrons can never remember if it's 40 or 50 zeros in the middle of their library card number. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
The local blood bank was robbed last night; the police suspect bats. / My Mentor told me to dress for the job I want so I'm here at a job interview dressed as batman.
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. --Dick Gregory
..........Golden halos radiating higher..........Judas Priest …..Solar Angels
Moonbeam: Never a lip is curved with pain that can't be kissed into smiles again. --Bret Harte
Something to Think About of the Week:

Big Hello: Caɲam! (Salam) - Kyrgyz
Week of the Week: National American Organic Brewers Week (August 24 - 27): About 6 months ago I decided to join the craze and I set up a brewery on my back porch. I used only organically grown hops and corn for the mash. I used only distilled water. With a little luck and some trial and error, I finally got a good balance of taste and buzz. So I sent a sample to the KU chemistry department for analysis. A week letter I got an email saying “your yeti is menopausal”.


Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out. --Dick Gregory
..........You're a family man............Leonard Bernstein …...Jet Song
^ Pogo is the title and central character of a long-running daily American comic strip, created by Walt Kelly (1913–1973) and distributed by the Post-Hall Syndicate.
Almanac: It is Friday, August 25, 2017. The moon was new last Monday, duh, and is in Libra. It is Kiss and Make Up Day, National Park Service Day, National Second-hand Wardrobe Day, and World Daffodil Day. France celebrates Liberation Day (1944) and in Uruguay it is Independence Day (1825). Because it is the Last Full Weekend it is also International Bat Night.
Among those born on this date were Ivan the Termible (aka IV, 1530), George Stubbs (1724), Allan Pinkerton (1819), Bret Harte (1836), Michael Rennie (1909), Walt Kelly (1913), Van Johnson (1916), Mel Ferrer (1917), Leonard Bernstein (1918), George Wallace (1919), Monty Hall (1923), Sean Connery (1930), Regis Philbin (1931), Tom Skerritt (1933), Gene Simmons (KISS, 1949), Rob Halford (Judas Priest, 1951), and Elvis Costello (1954).
On August twenty-fifth Galileo demonstrated his first telescope (1609), New Orleans was founded (1718), Uruguay declared independence from Brazil (1825), Belgium revolted against Netherlands (1830), the first international polo meet was held (1886), the US National Park Services was established (1916), US and Germany signed a peace treaty (1921), Paris was liberated (1944), Truman nationalized the railroads to avoid a strike (1950), US/USSR signed a $10 billion grain pact (1983), and Carl Lewis ran 100m in 9.86 seconds (1991).
Night Sky, 8/25: Look low in the west in twilight for the waxing crescent moon. It forms a triangle with Jupiter & Spica.
This Week: Saturday, August 26 – Women's Equality Day & International Tongue Twister Day
Sunday, August 27- Just Because Day (Just Because)
Night Sky, 8/27: The actual Little Dipper is tipping over leftward in the north. It's only 40% as long as the Andromegasus Dipper and most of it is much fainter.
Monday, August 28- Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day
Tuesday, August 29- According to Hoyle Day & International Day Against Nuclear Tests
Night Sky, 8/29: Mercury & Mars are still hidden by the sun. Earth is best visible in the daytime, centered below you.
Wednesday, August 30 – National Holistic Pet Day & National Toasted Marshmallow Day & Tug-of-War Day
Thursday, August 31- National Diatomaceous Earth Day & Love Litigating Lawyers Day
Night Sky, 8/31: Venus, Uranus and Neptune are visible in the morning sky while Saturn is visible in the evening.
The vampire children play bat's cradle. / Is that the Dark Knight? No, it's just a bat pun.
If it weren't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market. --Dick Gregory
..........Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it............Leonard Bernstein …...Cool
^^ Set in the Okefenokee Swamp of the southeastern United States, the strip often engaged in social and political satire through the adventures of its anthropomorphic funny animal characters.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: I hate when people say "Act like an adult". Have you seen adults lately? That's horrible advice. --Morgan Freeman
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Bubonicon 49:Albuquerque, NM, August 25-27. This year's theme: Back In Time... http://bubonicon.com/
Moonbeam: Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the year been complaining? --George Wallace
Late Night Snacks: Chief of Staff John Kelly pressed Drumpf to make another public statement. Grudgingly, Mr. Drumpf agreed. "OK, I'll say Nazis are bad, but you can't make me mean it. OK? Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. I call Nazi backsies." --Stephen Colbert / While President Drumpf fielded questions yesterday about Charlottesville, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly was seen staring at the ground with his arms crossed. And after hearing the press conference, so was the Statue of Liberty. --Seth Meyers / President Drumpf tweeted this morning that he’s “sad” over the removal of our “beautiful statues.” Of course, Drumpf may just be sticking up for his fellow bronze-colored symbols of hate. --Conan O'Brien / Speaking of statues, did you see this today? The president tweeted that removing Confederate statues takes beauty out of our parks that can never be replaced. Then he said, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go cut down a bunch of trees to build a hotel and golf course.” --Jimmy Fallon / Drumpf thinks these 100-year-old Confederate monuments are beautiful. Which is weird. Usually Drumpf doesn’t call anything beautiful if it’s over 30 years old. --James Corden / President Drumpf is having an historically bad week, which he kept going strong with a string of combative tweets this morning. He makes one good point. If we’re going to start taking down every monument that pays tribute to racists, we should probably take down every building with the name “Drumpf” on it. --Jimmy Kimmel
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. -- John F. Kennedy
Three pastors were having lunch at a diner. The first one said, "You know, since the summer started I've been having a lot of trouble with bats in the loft and attic at my church. I've tried everything - noise, spray, cats - nothing seems to scare them away." The second pastor replied, "Me too. I've got hundreds of those things living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I had the whole place fumigated, but they still won’t go away." The third pastor then said, "I had that problem a while ago. So I baptized them and made them members of the church. Haven't seen one back since!"
Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it. --Dick Gregory
..........It's alarming how charming I feel............Leonard Bernstein …...I Feel Pretty
^^^ Kelly created the characters of Pogo the possum and Albert the alligator in 1941 for issue #1 of Dell's Animal Comics, in the story "Albert Takes the Cake".
Worthless Fact of the Week: The first international polo game was played in Newport, RI and was won by England (10-4 / 14-2) over the US.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: License Plate: VLAD THE with a border plate that say IMPALA. --Submitted by jm of ks
Weird Word of the Week: Yaoi – This word is only now beginning to appear in general publications, though it has been around in its specialist area for some years. Japanese - Manga or anime – focus on male-to-male sexual relationships. http://www.worldwidewords.org/turnsofphrase/tp-yao1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Soak up car oil and transmission fluid. Tidy Cats works as an absorbent to pick up transmission leaks from garage floors. Pour a thick layer of unused Tidy Cats over the puddle, wait 24 hours, and sweep up with a broom. Scrub clean with a solution of detergent and hot water. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tidycats.html

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. ---Dick Gregory
...........Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad............Leonard Bernstein …...Gee, Officer Krupke
^^^^ "We have met the enemy and he is us."
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Marketable – able or fit to be sold. As You Like It Act I Scene II: Celia: All the better; we shall be the more marketable.
Best YouTube on the Internet of the Week: A pride of at least 15 lions (all females and children) block the road in Kruger Park, South Africa. They are quite deliberate and laid back about it too. We should run protests like this. It would be very effective. It's kind of long so you can just check out the first few seconds - until the lion turns her head so the camera gets her good side – and move on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8i0hjegneY
Language of Peace of the Week: Āxšti – Avestan (extinct) from Iran.
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck testing out his new personal eye-shield wipers in the case of the Rain-Drenched Rashon.
Two bats were hanging upside down on a branch discussing philosophy. What is the worst evil you ever encountered? One asked. “Diarrhea” was the quick answer./ Since Ben Afleck's Playing Batman, the commissioner changed the bat signal to the Red Sox logo.
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport. --Dick Gregory.
..........I've been waiting here to be your guide.........Kiss …..Psycho Circus
^^^^^ Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Month of the Week: August is Read a Romance Novel Month – Rejected Romance Novel Titles – Compensating for Something / Lord of the Hissy-Fit / The Man Who Walked Away From Facebook
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Maybe if we told congress that global warming is reducing sperm counts, they would do something about it. --Sumbitted by cs of ks
Most Beautiful Thing in the State: Grotto of the Redemption, West Bend, IA. The Grotto is frequently considered the “Eighth Wonder of the World” and The Iowan magazine has described the Grotto as a “Miracle in Stone.” The location was placed on the National Register of Historical Places in 2001 and has been included in such features as Roadside America and Disney’s The Straight Story. A composite of nine seperate grottos, each portrays a scene in the life of Christ. The largest man-made Grotto in the world, the Grotto contains the largest collection of precious stones and gems found anywhere in one location! http://www.westbendgrotto.com/
Today's Peace of History, August 25, 1969: Company A of the 3rd Battalion, the 196th Light Brigade, refused to advance further into the Songchang Valley of Vietnam after five days of heavy casualties; their number had been reduced from 150 to 60. This was one of hundreds of mutinies among troops during the war.
How many Batmen does it take to change a light bulb? None, they like the dark. / Chocula's teacher wrote a note to his parents about his battitude.
I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric. --Dick Gregory
..........Everyone was in peace of mind.........Judas Priest …..Dreamer Deceiver
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle August 25, 2017. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace & Humor and Batshit Craziness! Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time. --Leonard Bernstein
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 8/24/17: $781,433,751,907
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 8/17/17: $780,748,937,911.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 8/24/17: $820,770,432,173.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 8/17/17: $820,750,416,021.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 8/24/17: $16,481,992,468.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 8/17/17: $16,376,751,082.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 8/24/17: $157,903,302,729
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 8/17/17: $157,317,682,776
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 8/24/17: $1,781,699,733,340.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 8/17/17: $1,780,269,620,852.
Peace is the best time for improvement and preparation of every kind; it is in peace that our commerce flourishes most, that taxes are most easily paid, and that the revenue is most productive. --James Monroe
..........But we all cheered wildly.........Elvis Costello …..Peace In Our Time
Batman and Robin fought a steamroller and became Flatman and Ribbon. / Merry Mouse was walking with her daughter Joy when a bat flew over. “Look!” said Joy, “an angel.”
Famous Last Words: ...and have hereunto affixed their seals. --US Peace Treaty with Germany
May Peace grace your nights
And Joy permeate your days
prairie mama
christine


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