Friday, February 10, 2017

nEwsie ePistle

Famous First Words: Boy, oh, boy...Willy Loman Death of a Salesman
It's All the News That's Fit To Print Day! Headlines: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant / War Dims Hope for Peace
..........One of these mornings you're gonna rise up singing........Leontyne Price …..Summertime
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. --Anne Frank
It is a warm (44°F) and windy (S13 mph) Friday morning. The sky is nearly clear with clouds bunching up in the east to bask in the rising sun and bake to gold and pink. Birds and motors vie as front men in the morning symphony with the breeze at rhythm. There is a hint of dampness in the air although the soil and the pavement are dry; I try to smell spring but the wind blows it away before I can grasp it. Pax joins Puck and they play a game of tag around the yard, over the deck, back to me. Puck is faster but not much. A noisy, smelly school bus pulls up to the corner and swallows the few children standing there while two little boys on little bicycles wait on the curb. The gusts are beginning to make me cold and Puck is tired so we return indoors to incense and coffee and still, still air. Best of all, I'm now seated with a creamy, sweet cup of Moose Munch and the creamy, sweet thought of you on my mind. O, what a beautiful morning...
Hope your weekend grabs the headlines, ePistliers.
Headlines: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges / Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
A pizza chain has begun selling an alternative-fact zero-calorie pizza with bacon, pepperoni, sausage, and ham.
..........J'avais cru comprendre, ma mère..........Leontyne Price .....Les Dialogues des Carmelites
Trivia Questions: Happy National Umbrella Day
^ About how much do US citizens spend of umbrellas in a year?
^^ When was the modern folding umbrella invented?
^^^ Who installed giant yellow umbrellas as an art project?
^^^^ Care to guess where the Umbrella Cover Museum is?
^^^^^ Know where the world's umbrella capital is?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 90% of librarians have been late to an appointment because they were checking out the nearby library first. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. --William Allen White
Headlines: Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure / Newest Residents Are From Elsewhere
White House adviser Kellyanne Conway defended Spicer's "alternative facts," leaving Jimmy Fallon to wonder if she's alternative sober. --Jimmy Fallon
..........Where the calm morning shone..........Leontyne Price …..Aida
Something to Think About of the Week: Spiritual Activism is rooted in an understanding of interdependence, and works to end of the suffering of all beings, even our opponents. Nothing could be more inspiring and more rewarding than being the change we want to see in the world, within and without. https://matadornetwork.com/bnt/the-11-keys-of-spiritual-activism/
Big Hello: Godaw – Jutish (Peninsula of Jutland)
Week of the Week: Children's Authors & Illustrators Week (February 5-11)

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Kanpai! Con (February 10-12, Omaha, NE). Kanpai!Con will be a community-focused annual Japanese cultural appreciation convention, with a focus on anime, manga, and Japanese video gaming. http://kanpaicon.com/
Headlines: Kids Make Nutritious Snacks / Alton attorney accidentally sues himself
And at Dulles Airport, a 5-year-old Iranian boy was detained for hours and kept from his mother. Or as Kellyanne Conway calls it, "alternative daycare." --Stephen Colbert
..........la terra un ciel sembrò..........Leontyne Price Il Trovatore
^ The annual market for umbrellas, in the United States alone, is around $350 million
Almanac: It is Friday, February 10, 2017. The moon is full (Snow) today and is in Leo. National Cream Cheese Brownie Day, National Home Warranty Day, National Umbrella Day, Plimsoll Day, and All The News That's Fit To Print Day.
Among those born on this day were John Suckling (1609), Horbert van Flowers (1670), William Congreve (1670), Johann Melchior Molter (1696), Charles Lamb (1775), William Allen White (1868), Jesse G. Vincent (1880), Boris L. Pasternak (1890), Jimmy Durante (1893), Bertolt Brecht (1898), Max Schubert (1905), Walter Brown (1905), Lon Changey Jr. (1906), Leontyne Price (1927), Robert Wagner (1930), Hamish Imlach (1940), Mark Spitz and Mike Rutherford (1950), and Jayhawk Owens (1969).
On February tenth the Academie Francaise was founded (Paris, 1635), Edmund Halley was appointed second Astronomer Royal of England (1763), Haydn's 99th Symphone in E premiered (1794), Victoria married Albert (1840), the first US fire extinguisher was patented (1863), YWCA was founded (1870), the Peace of Zanjon was signed (1878), Tchaikovsky's 4th Symphone in F premiered (1878), Coolidge requested a second disarmament conference (1927), New Delhi became the capital of India (1931), Tom and Jerry debut (1940), the WWII peace treaties were signed (1947), Death of a Salesman opened (1949), and Eisenhower warned against intervention in Vietnam (1954).
Night Sky, 2/10: The evening sky hosts 2 bright planets (Venus & Mars), two faint ones (Uranus & Neptune) , and even a “dwarf planet”, Ceres. They line up in the south Neptune, above that Venus, then Mars, higher up Uranus, and Ceres on top.
This Week: Saturday, February 11 – Stress Awareness Day & National Shut-in Visitation Day
Night Sky 2/12: A penumbral lunar eclipse will take place on February 11, 2017, the first of two lunar eclipses in 2017. It will not quite be total. This chart can help you find the times in your area: https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2017-february-11
Sunday, February 12 – Darwin Day & Paul Bunyan Day
Night Sky, 2/12: Mercury, Saturn, and Jupiter grace the morning sky. Mercy to the east ; Saturn west and above it, and Jupiter near the west.
Monday, February 13 – Clean Out Your Computer Day & World Radio Day & International Condom Day
Tuesday, February 14 – National Have A Heart Day & Extraterrestrial Culture/Visitor Day
Night Sky, 2/14: Comet 45P/Honda-Mrkos-Pajdusakova is currently visible with binoculars in the morning sky in the constellation Hercules.
Wednesday, February 15 – Susan B Anthony Day & Random Acts of Kindness Day
Thursday, February 16 – Kyoto Protocol Day
Headlines: Missippi's Literacy Program Shows Improvement / Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
Alternative Fact Tweets: I've NEVER done drugs in my life nor have I ever swore in public nor smoked a cigarette. --Courtney Love
..........the small circle of the earth..........Leontyne Price …..Antony and Cleopatra
^^ Though umbrellas (and their sunny cousins parasols) are believed to have thousands of years of history, the folding umbrella was only created in 1928.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: Vocabulary building is fun: Hip poc ra cy --- A system of government in which citizens are rules by hippopotami. --submited by arh of ak
Moonbeam: What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank. --Bertolt Brecht
Late Night Snacks: Today is Groundhog Day. Punxsutawney Phil came out and saw his shadow, which means Drumpf is going to start fights with six more countries. --Jimmy Fallon / Today was Groundhog Day, the day where we predict six more weeks of winter if the groundhog sees his shadow. The groundhog has been predicting weather since 1887 and has been wrong 61 percent of the time. And yet, this is still front-page news every year. So I guess fake news isn’t a recent phenomenon. --James Corden / Today is Groundhog Day, and Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow, and was immediately captured and detained for extreme vetting. Things have changed since last year, Phil. --Seth Meyers / Happy Groundhog Day! I don’t know if you saw the late-breaking news, but today America’s foremost psychic rodent, Punxsutawney Phil, came out of his hole and indeed saw his shadow. So the bad news is six more weeks of winter. The good news — we have six more weeks! --Stephen Colbert
There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. --Elie Wiesel
Headlines: Planes Forced to Land at Airports / Diana Still Alive Hours Before She Died
Alternative Tweet: It is Not Monday. It is Still the Weekend. Period -David Schneider

..........Ihr Schlaf ist rein, ihr Sinn ist klar..........Leontyne Price …..Ariadine auf Naxos
^^^ In 1991, the artist Christo installed giant yellow umbrellas in a California mountain pass.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The Pact of Zanjón ended the armed struggle of Cubans for independence from Spain that lasted from 1868 to 1878, the 10 Years War. On February 10, 1878, a group of negotiators representing the rebels gathered in Zanjón, a village in Camagüey, and signed the document offered them by the Spanish commander in Cuba. The end of hostilities did not represent a military victory for either side, but a recognition by both sides of their "mutual exhaustion”.
Weird Word of the Week: Tripudiate – dance with excitement or figuratively trample on an opponent in triumph. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-tri3.htm
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Dogs can't operate an MRI Machine, but cats can.
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Combat the common cold. Mix 10 to 20 drops Tabasco Pepper Sauce in a glass of tomato juice. Drink several of these decongestant tonics daily to help relieve congestion in the nose, sinuses, and lungs. Or gargle with 10-20 drops Tabasco sauce mixed in a glass of water to clear out the respiratory tract. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tabasco.html
Headlines: Rain Biggest Factor in Flooding / Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
Alternative Fact Tweet: Millions cheer as mike Pence greets adoring crowds along the inauguration parade route. --Donald Drumpf
...........Now the real happiness is just begun.........Leontyne Price …..Porgy and Bess
^^^^ There is an Umbrella Cover Museum on an island off the coast of Maine.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Excitement –something that arouses enthusiasm and eagerness, Hamlet Act IV Scene IV Hamlet: That have a father kill'd, a mother stain'd, excitements of my reason and my blood, and let all sleep?
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Orange is the new anti-black. --submitted by lj of ks
Activism of the Week: Sign in front of a church – turn off the news and love your neighbor
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Koala Cam – San Diego Zoo http://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/koala-cam ~~spoiler alert: Koala's sleep a lot.
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck at the dentist in the case of the Halitosic Halden.
Headlines: Stabbing Disrupts Class for Anger Management / Homeless Man Under House Arrest
Guess the number of jelly beans. Me: 87 / You: 134 / Sean Spicer: 1.5 million
..........The riddles are three, death is one..........Leontyne Price …..Turandot
^^^^^ Most Chinese umbrellas are manufactured in the town of Songxia, population 110,000. The city produces 350 million umbrellas a year. Each worker is expected to sew 40 umbrellas an hour.
Month of the Week: February is Spunky Old Broad Month.

Famous Kansans: Elmer Gantry (1927), evangelist and title character in the Sinclair Lewis novel of the same name; attended college in Kansas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU2_1OgFSWY
Today's Peace of History, February 10, 1961: The Voice of Nuclear Disarmament, a pirate radio station, began operation offshore of Great Britain. https://vimeo.com/142881495
Headlines: Black History Month Will Be Held Feb. 23 / Slowdown Continues to Accelerate
Alternative Fact Star Wars Edition: The Death Star did not blow up Alderaan. Alderaan blew itself up. Period.
..........A me s'accosta, e tacito..........Leontyne Price …..Don Giovanni
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle February 10, 2017, nEwsy ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ No news is fit to read. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull. --William Congreve
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Republicans are the true snowflakes (They're all white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools). --submitted by cj of ks
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/9/16: $762,599,588,319.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/2/16: $761,913,377,098.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/9/16: $820,219,979,877.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/2/16: $820,199,924,267.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/9/16: $13,587,197,173.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/2/16: $13,481,727,687.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/9/16: $141,796,078,981.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/2/16: $141,209,226,737.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/9/16: $1,742,366,010,078.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/2/16: $1,740,933,931,082.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. --R. Buckminster Fuller
..........Just one more step now..........Leontyne Price …..Madame Butterfly
Headlines; City Council Runs Out of Time to Discuss Shorter Meetings / Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio
Famous Last Words: We're free...we're free. Linda Death of a Salesman
May Peace be your headline
And Joy your masthead
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