Tuesday, February 28, 2017

ePistle eTouffee 2017

Famous First Words: Da-doo-da. Da-doo-da ...Chorus, Porgy & Bess
A carnevale ogni scherzo vale – During Carnevale, any joke goes. I was on Jackson Square so I went into that little corner shop and bought 4 corners.
..........In New Orleans there are Frenchmen everywhere.........Randy Newman …..Kingfish
"Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, these ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance." --Robert Kennedy
It is a toasty (64°F) Tuesday morning. The breeze comes in gusts but cannot blow away the balmy temperature. It can and does move the lesser, lower clouds – puffs of gray under the streaks below the solid layer – towards the northeast. The air is filled with bird songs; some is familiar, the call and answer of the cardinal, the atonal chirp of sparrows. Some are strange and new sung by unseen birds in leafless trees. The world smells of dampness but does not look like rain – past, present, or future. I pull it deep into my lungs and savor the earthy fragrance. Puck dominated the soundtrack for a while chasing away a couple of squirrels who were enjoying an early breakfast around the bird feeders. The screen door is open on the deck and three other dogs come to present a front against the squirrels and the two little boys on bikes wheeling their way to school. The uproar is great. Still, I linger not wanting to leave the warm outdoor. But coffee calls me and eventually I make my way back here to a cup of sweet, creamy tartness and the chance to wish you such a wonderful party that it will take 40 days to repent.
Let the good times roll, dear hearts
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While I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, I went to the dog races. So I bet on a dog at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
..........From Bourbon Street to Esplanade..........LeRoux …..New Orleans Ladies
Trivia Questions: Republicans turn 163 years old today.
^ Where was the Republican Party formed?
^^ How did it get its name?
^^^ When or how did they become the Grand Ole Party?
^^^^ About how many slaves were freed by the Republican Party's president Lincoln?
^^^^^ What practice along with slavery did the 1956 platform list as twin relics of barbarism?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 14% of librarian like otters better than cats. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: Only you can prevent forest fires. --Smokey the Bear
NOTICE: No ePistle this Friday. See you again on March 10th.
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For Mardi Gras I went on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
..........Smoked a lot of bhang down in New Orleans.........Creedence Clearwater Revival …..Proud Mary
Lenten Moment of the Week: No act of virtue can be great if it is not followed by advantage for others. So, no matter how much time you spend fasting, no matter how much you sleep on a hard floor and eat ashes and sigh continually, if you do no good to others, you do nothing great." --John Chrysostom
Big Hello: Puiznu – Jenesch aka Jenisch or Yenish – a variety of German spoken by the Yeniche nomads.
Week of the Week: February is Pet Dental Health Month -

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I stopped by this little cafe in the French Quarter that said Breakfast Served Any Time; I ordered beignets in the Age of Reason.
Mardi Gras Video of the Week: 10 Things to Do in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH7fd8LiUnQ&index=4&list=PL8SHWvOzj_j-_GaF5Quj5S6b0oVioHH9y
..........Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans.........Chuck Berry …..Johnnie B Goode
^ The 1st proto-Republican Party meeting took place in Ripon, WI. In July of 1954 10,000 people turned out for a mass meeting in Jackson, MI, and the first convention was February 22, 1856 in Pittsburgh. It announced its birth as a unified political force June 17, 1856 at its 1st nominating convention in Philadelphia.
Almanac: It is Tuesday, February 28, 2017. The moon was new on Sunday and is in Aries. Besides Mardi Gras it is Public Sleeping Day, Floral Design Day, National Tooth Fairy Day, Rare Disease Day, and US Snow Shoe Days. In Finland this is Kalevala Day (1835) and in Luxembourg they celebrate Burgsonndeg aka end of winter.
Among those born on this day were Montaigne (1533), Jean-Baptiste Lully (1632), Augustus Callcott (1779), Ben Hecht (1893), Linus Pauling (1901), Bugsy Siegel (1906), Vincente Minnelli (1910), Zero Mostel (Samuel Monroe, 1915), Smokey the Bear (1928), Gavin MacLeod (1931), John Fahey (1939), Bernadette Peters (1948), John Turturro (1957) and Rae Dawn Chong (1962).
On February twenty-eight Westminister Abbey opened (1570), the Salem witch hunts began (1692), the Methodist Church was chartered (1784), the Republican Party formally organized (1854), the Arkansas legislature required free blacks to choose exile or slavery (1859), the first college co-op store opened (1882), the first Vaudeville theater opened (1883), nylon was discovered (1935), Native Son was published (1940), Porgy and Bess opened on Broadway (1943), Discoverer 1 launched (1959), Chamberlain sank the NBA record 35th consecutive field goal (1967), Nixon returned from China (1972) and M.A.S.H. aired its last episode (1983).
Night Sky (2/28) – The thickening moon forms a fist-sized triangle with bright Venus and faint Mars in the evening sky.
This Week: Wednesday, March 1 – Ash Wednesday & World Compliment Day & Pig Day
Thursday, March 2 – Dr. Seuss Day & World Book Day
Friday, March 3 – I Want You to Be Happy Day & What If Cats & Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day
Saturday, March 4 – Old Inauguration Day & National Grammar Day
Night Sky (March 4): The dark limb of the first-quarter Moon occults (crosses over) orange Aldebaran for viewers in most of the contiguous United States, Mexico, and Central America. We're calling this the best lunar occultation of 2017.
Sunday, March 5 – Sock Monkey Day & Namesake Day & National Absinthe Day
Monday, March 6 – Day of the Dude & Oreo Cookie Day & National Cereal Day
..........While you stroll in New Orleans.........Professor Longhair …..Go to the Mardi Gras 
 
^^ The Republican Party name was christened in an editorial written by New York newspaper magnate Horace Greeley. Greeley printed in June 1854: "We should not care much whether those thus united (against slavery) were designated 'Whig,' 'Free Democrat' or something else; though we think some simple name like 'Republican' would more fitly designate those who had united to restore the Union to its true mission of champion and promulgator of Liberty rather than propagandist of slavery."
Funniest thing I read of the Week: I will deport you. I will take away your healthcare. I will discriminate against you. But please don't be mean at my town hall!! --GOP
Moonbeam: The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas, and throw the bad ones away. --Linus Pauling
Late Night Snacks: But it makes sense that Drumpf tells the most fibs of any president — even the color of his skin is a lie. --James Corden / Another big story is Drumpf’s ongoing feud with the media. Especially his tweet where he called the press “the enemy of the American people.” And the American people said, “No, that would still be kale. No one likes kale.” --Jimmy Fallon / According to a new report, more Americans over 65 are using marijuana to relieve pain. Said one such American, “I’m 65? How long have I been playing Call of Duty?” --Seth Meyers / Drumpf was touring the Museum of African American History and Culture, and according to witnesses, he noticed a stone auction block on which slaves would stand and was moved to say, “Boy, that is just not good. That is not good.” I haven’t heard that kind of eloquent enunciation since the Civil War novel “The Red Badge of Dang, That Is Messed Up.” --Stephen Colbert
We don't have to engage in grand, heroic actions to participate in the process of change. Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world." --Howard Zinn
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..........Come Wednesday she don't care.........Dierks Bentley …..Mardi Gras
^^^ The nickname of the Republican Party didn't get attached to it until 1888. After the Republicans won back the Presidency and Congress for the first time since the Grant administration, the Chicago Tribune proclaimed: "Let us be thankful that under the rule of the Grand Old Party ... these United States will resume the onward and upward march which the election of Grover Cleveland in 1884 partially arrested."
Worthless Fact of the Week: Discoverer 1 was a 5.73 m long, 1.52 m diameter cylindrical Agena A upper stage capped by a conical nosecone. The satellite casing was made of magnesium. Most of the 18 kg payload, consisting of communication and telemetry equipment, was housed in the nosecone.
Weird Word of the Week: Widowered – the state of be a widower. Thomas Hardy The Coronation “much self-widowered” http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-wid2.htm
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Here’s what old women know: we know that when you’ve got to use the bathroom you HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. If I could have a frequent wee-er card I could throw away all my frequent flier miles in a month. We older women are Gold Standard Premium level toilet users. Do not get between us and the porcelain bowl. And I’m not showing you my parts first, either, you creeper. From: Old Ladies Occupying Bathrooms - It's Time. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/old-ladies-occupying-bathrooms-its-time_us_58ae14f2e4b0ea6ee3d03546
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Soothe sore muscles. Massage the hot sauce into your back, neck, and sore muscles. The alkaloid capsaicin in Tabasco Pepper Sauce deadens pain when applied topically. Capsaicin enters nerves and temporarily depletes them of the neurotransmitter that sends pain signals to the brain. Do not apply Tabasco Pepper Sauce to an open wound. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tabasco.html
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I went to a restaurant on Bourbon Street and this duck came to my table and gave me a beautiful red rose. So I explained to the waiter “No, I ordered aromatic duck”.
...........Miss the moss-covered vines, tall sugar pines.........Louis Armstrong …..Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans
^^^^ The Emancipation Proclamation transformed 4,000,000 human beings from things to citizens. It relieved Congress from the infamous work of hunting fugitive slaves, and charged it to see that slavery does not exist.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Fashionable – representing a current popular trend or style. Troilus and Cressida Ulysses: For time is like a fashionable host that slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand...
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Watch Mardi Gras live on the New Orleans Mardi Gras Cams: http://neworleanswebsites.com/cat/tr/mg/mgc/mgc.html
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck dancing at the Bacchus Ball in the case of the Flandoodle Float.
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We were into our fifth hour of parades and beads and parades and floats and my phone rang. My partner was disgusted and asked, “Who'd be calling you here?” Actually, if I knew that, I wouldn't need a phone at all.
..........Join the chief with the Zulu gang.........The Hawketts …..Mardi Gras Mambo
^^^^^ Resolved: That the Constitution confers upon Congress sovereign powers over the Territories of the United States for their government; and that in the exercise of this power, it is both the right and the imperative duty of Congress to prohibit in the Territories those twin relics of barbarism--Polygamy and Slavery. ~~Of course I believe that polygamy is slavery but then I think that about traditional marriage as well.
Month of the Week: February is Sweet Potato Month …

Famous Kansans: Johnny Kaw is a mythical Kansas settler and the subject of a number of Bunyan-esque tall tales about the settling of the territory. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/6136
Today's Peace of History: Today's Peace of History: February 28, 1919 : Mohandas Gandhi launched his campaign of non-cooperation with Imperial British control of India. He called his overall method of nonviolent action Satyagraha, formed from satya (truth) and agraha, used to describe an effort or endeavor. This translates roughly as "Truth-force."
There was a float throwing out little packets of peanuts. On the side of the sack it said “may contain nuts”. Well, yes, I'd be annoyed if I opened it thumb tacks fell out.
..........There is a house in New Orleans.........Animals …..House of the Rising Sun
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle March 28, 2017, ePistle eTouffee 2017. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Let the Good News Roll. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened. --Michel de Montaigne
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/27/17: $764,310,772,154.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/23/17: $763,966,832,817.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/27/17: $820,269,991,517.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/23/17: $820,259,187,658.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/27/17: $13,850,204,096.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/23/17: $13,797,252,850.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/27/17: $143,259,500,614.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/23/17: $142,964,863,980.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/27/17: $1,745,940,586,232.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/23/17: $1,745,221,323,859.
"Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves." --Henry David Thoreau
..........I'll see you by and by.........Fats Domino …..Walking To New Orleans
While we were walking around Metairie when we saw Meryl Streep and Robert Redford wrapped in a barcode. Does this mean they're an item?
Famous Last Words: Just in case, I left you a note. --Trapper John M.A.S.H. Final episode
May Peace be your flag boy
And Joy your wild Indian
prairie mama
christine


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