Tuesday, February 28, 2017

ePistle eTouffee 2017

Famous First Words: Da-doo-da. Da-doo-da ...Chorus, Porgy & Bess
A carnevale ogni scherzo vale – During Carnevale, any joke goes. I was on Jackson Square so I went into that little corner shop and bought 4 corners.
..........In New Orleans there are Frenchmen everywhere.........Randy Newman …..Kingfish
"Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, these ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance." --Robert Kennedy
It is a toasty (64°F) Tuesday morning. The breeze comes in gusts but cannot blow away the balmy temperature. It can and does move the lesser, lower clouds – puffs of gray under the streaks below the solid layer – towards the northeast. The air is filled with bird songs; some is familiar, the call and answer of the cardinal, the atonal chirp of sparrows. Some are strange and new sung by unseen birds in leafless trees. The world smells of dampness but does not look like rain – past, present, or future. I pull it deep into my lungs and savor the earthy fragrance. Puck dominated the soundtrack for a while chasing away a couple of squirrels who were enjoying an early breakfast around the bird feeders. The screen door is open on the deck and three other dogs come to present a front against the squirrels and the two little boys on bikes wheeling their way to school. The uproar is great. Still, I linger not wanting to leave the warm outdoor. But coffee calls me and eventually I make my way back here to a cup of sweet, creamy tartness and the chance to wish you such a wonderful party that it will take 40 days to repent.
Let the good times roll, dear hearts
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While I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, I went to the dog races. So I bet on a dog at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
..........From Bourbon Street to Esplanade..........LeRoux …..New Orleans Ladies
Trivia Questions: Republicans turn 163 years old today.
^ Where was the Republican Party formed?
^^ How did it get its name?
^^^ When or how did they become the Grand Ole Party?
^^^^ About how many slaves were freed by the Republican Party's president Lincoln?
^^^^^ What practice along with slavery did the 1956 platform list as twin relics of barbarism?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 14% of librarian like otters better than cats. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: Only you can prevent forest fires. --Smokey the Bear
NOTICE: No ePistle this Friday. See you again on March 10th.
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For Mardi Gras I went on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
..........Smoked a lot of bhang down in New Orleans.........Creedence Clearwater Revival …..Proud Mary
Lenten Moment of the Week: No act of virtue can be great if it is not followed by advantage for others. So, no matter how much time you spend fasting, no matter how much you sleep on a hard floor and eat ashes and sigh continually, if you do no good to others, you do nothing great." --John Chrysostom
Big Hello: Puiznu – Jenesch aka Jenisch or Yenish – a variety of German spoken by the Yeniche nomads.
Week of the Week: February is Pet Dental Health Month -

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I stopped by this little cafe in the French Quarter that said Breakfast Served Any Time; I ordered beignets in the Age of Reason.
Mardi Gras Video of the Week: 10 Things to Do in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH7fd8LiUnQ&index=4&list=PL8SHWvOzj_j-_GaF5Quj5S6b0oVioHH9y
..........Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans.........Chuck Berry …..Johnnie B Goode
^ The 1st proto-Republican Party meeting took place in Ripon, WI. In July of 1954 10,000 people turned out for a mass meeting in Jackson, MI, and the first convention was February 22, 1856 in Pittsburgh. It announced its birth as a unified political force June 17, 1856 at its 1st nominating convention in Philadelphia.
Almanac: It is Tuesday, February 28, 2017. The moon was new on Sunday and is in Aries. Besides Mardi Gras it is Public Sleeping Day, Floral Design Day, National Tooth Fairy Day, Rare Disease Day, and US Snow Shoe Days. In Finland this is Kalevala Day (1835) and in Luxembourg they celebrate Burgsonndeg aka end of winter.
Among those born on this day were Montaigne (1533), Jean-Baptiste Lully (1632), Augustus Callcott (1779), Ben Hecht (1893), Linus Pauling (1901), Bugsy Siegel (1906), Vincente Minnelli (1910), Zero Mostel (Samuel Monroe, 1915), Smokey the Bear (1928), Gavin MacLeod (1931), John Fahey (1939), Bernadette Peters (1948), John Turturro (1957) and Rae Dawn Chong (1962).
On February twenty-eight Westminister Abbey opened (1570), the Salem witch hunts began (1692), the Methodist Church was chartered (1784), the Republican Party formally organized (1854), the Arkansas legislature required free blacks to choose exile or slavery (1859), the first college co-op store opened (1882), the first Vaudeville theater opened (1883), nylon was discovered (1935), Native Son was published (1940), Porgy and Bess opened on Broadway (1943), Discoverer 1 launched (1959), Chamberlain sank the NBA record 35th consecutive field goal (1967), Nixon returned from China (1972) and M.A.S.H. aired its last episode (1983).
Night Sky (2/28) – The thickening moon forms a fist-sized triangle with bright Venus and faint Mars in the evening sky.
This Week: Wednesday, March 1 – Ash Wednesday & World Compliment Day & Pig Day
Thursday, March 2 – Dr. Seuss Day & World Book Day
Friday, March 3 – I Want You to Be Happy Day & What If Cats & Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day
Saturday, March 4 – Old Inauguration Day & National Grammar Day
Night Sky (March 4): The dark limb of the first-quarter Moon occults (crosses over) orange Aldebaran for viewers in most of the contiguous United States, Mexico, and Central America. We're calling this the best lunar occultation of 2017.
Sunday, March 5 – Sock Monkey Day & Namesake Day & National Absinthe Day
Monday, March 6 – Day of the Dude & Oreo Cookie Day & National Cereal Day
..........While you stroll in New Orleans.........Professor Longhair …..Go to the Mardi Gras 
 
^^ The Republican Party name was christened in an editorial written by New York newspaper magnate Horace Greeley. Greeley printed in June 1854: "We should not care much whether those thus united (against slavery) were designated 'Whig,' 'Free Democrat' or something else; though we think some simple name like 'Republican' would more fitly designate those who had united to restore the Union to its true mission of champion and promulgator of Liberty rather than propagandist of slavery."
Funniest thing I read of the Week: I will deport you. I will take away your healthcare. I will discriminate against you. But please don't be mean at my town hall!! --GOP
Moonbeam: The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas, and throw the bad ones away. --Linus Pauling
Late Night Snacks: But it makes sense that Drumpf tells the most fibs of any president — even the color of his skin is a lie. --James Corden / Another big story is Drumpf’s ongoing feud with the media. Especially his tweet where he called the press “the enemy of the American people.” And the American people said, “No, that would still be kale. No one likes kale.” --Jimmy Fallon / According to a new report, more Americans over 65 are using marijuana to relieve pain. Said one such American, “I’m 65? How long have I been playing Call of Duty?” --Seth Meyers / Drumpf was touring the Museum of African American History and Culture, and according to witnesses, he noticed a stone auction block on which slaves would stand and was moved to say, “Boy, that is just not good. That is not good.” I haven’t heard that kind of eloquent enunciation since the Civil War novel “The Red Badge of Dang, That Is Messed Up.” --Stephen Colbert
We don't have to engage in grand, heroic actions to participate in the process of change. Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world." --Howard Zinn
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..........Come Wednesday she don't care.........Dierks Bentley …..Mardi Gras
^^^ The nickname of the Republican Party didn't get attached to it until 1888. After the Republicans won back the Presidency and Congress for the first time since the Grant administration, the Chicago Tribune proclaimed: "Let us be thankful that under the rule of the Grand Old Party ... these United States will resume the onward and upward march which the election of Grover Cleveland in 1884 partially arrested."
Worthless Fact of the Week: Discoverer 1 was a 5.73 m long, 1.52 m diameter cylindrical Agena A upper stage capped by a conical nosecone. The satellite casing was made of magnesium. Most of the 18 kg payload, consisting of communication and telemetry equipment, was housed in the nosecone.
Weird Word of the Week: Widowered – the state of be a widower. Thomas Hardy The Coronation “much self-widowered” http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-wid2.htm
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Here’s what old women know: we know that when you’ve got to use the bathroom you HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. If I could have a frequent wee-er card I could throw away all my frequent flier miles in a month. We older women are Gold Standard Premium level toilet users. Do not get between us and the porcelain bowl. And I’m not showing you my parts first, either, you creeper. From: Old Ladies Occupying Bathrooms - It's Time. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/old-ladies-occupying-bathrooms-its-time_us_58ae14f2e4b0ea6ee3d03546
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Soothe sore muscles. Massage the hot sauce into your back, neck, and sore muscles. The alkaloid capsaicin in Tabasco Pepper Sauce deadens pain when applied topically. Capsaicin enters nerves and temporarily depletes them of the neurotransmitter that sends pain signals to the brain. Do not apply Tabasco Pepper Sauce to an open wound. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tabasco.html
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I went to a restaurant on Bourbon Street and this duck came to my table and gave me a beautiful red rose. So I explained to the waiter “No, I ordered aromatic duck”.
...........Miss the moss-covered vines, tall sugar pines.........Louis Armstrong …..Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans
^^^^ The Emancipation Proclamation transformed 4,000,000 human beings from things to citizens. It relieved Congress from the infamous work of hunting fugitive slaves, and charged it to see that slavery does not exist.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Fashionable – representing a current popular trend or style. Troilus and Cressida Ulysses: For time is like a fashionable host that slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand...
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Watch Mardi Gras live on the New Orleans Mardi Gras Cams: http://neworleanswebsites.com/cat/tr/mg/mgc/mgc.html
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck dancing at the Bacchus Ball in the case of the Flandoodle Float.
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We were into our fifth hour of parades and beads and parades and floats and my phone rang. My partner was disgusted and asked, “Who'd be calling you here?” Actually, if I knew that, I wouldn't need a phone at all.
..........Join the chief with the Zulu gang.........The Hawketts …..Mardi Gras Mambo
^^^^^ Resolved: That the Constitution confers upon Congress sovereign powers over the Territories of the United States for their government; and that in the exercise of this power, it is both the right and the imperative duty of Congress to prohibit in the Territories those twin relics of barbarism--Polygamy and Slavery. ~~Of course I believe that polygamy is slavery but then I think that about traditional marriage as well.
Month of the Week: February is Sweet Potato Month …

Famous Kansans: Johnny Kaw is a mythical Kansas settler and the subject of a number of Bunyan-esque tall tales about the settling of the territory. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/6136
Today's Peace of History: Today's Peace of History: February 28, 1919 : Mohandas Gandhi launched his campaign of non-cooperation with Imperial British control of India. He called his overall method of nonviolent action Satyagraha, formed from satya (truth) and agraha, used to describe an effort or endeavor. This translates roughly as "Truth-force."
There was a float throwing out little packets of peanuts. On the side of the sack it said “may contain nuts”. Well, yes, I'd be annoyed if I opened it thumb tacks fell out.
..........There is a house in New Orleans.........Animals …..House of the Rising Sun
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle March 28, 2017, ePistle eTouffee 2017. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Let the Good News Roll. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened. --Michel de Montaigne
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/27/17: $764,310,772,154.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/23/17: $763,966,832,817.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/27/17: $820,269,991,517.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/23/17: $820,259,187,658.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/27/17: $13,850,204,096.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/23/17: $13,797,252,850.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/27/17: $143,259,500,614.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/23/17: $142,964,863,980.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/27/17: $1,745,940,586,232.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/23/17: $1,745,221,323,859.
"Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves." --Henry David Thoreau
..........I'll see you by and by.........Fats Domino …..Walking To New Orleans
While we were walking around Metairie when we saw Meryl Streep and Robert Redford wrapped in a barcode. Does this mean they're an item?
Famous Last Words: Just in case, I left you a note. --Trapper John M.A.S.H. Final episode
May Peace be your flag boy
And Joy your wild Indian
prairie mama
christine


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Friday, February 24, 2017

aLe-ing ePistle

Famous First Words: Delle nostre fatiche... Rinaldo by Handel
Happy World Bartender Day! So a guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at him and says gruffly, " All right, pal, I'll let you stay but don't start anything."
..........the hellfire brimstone blues.........Michelle Shocked …..33 R.P.M. Soul
Don’t let complexity stop you. Be activists. Take on the big inequities. It will be one of the great experiences of your lives,” --Bill Gates
It is a windy (W 15 mph) Friday morning. The sky is a textureless gray without a hint of the wind so apparent down here. A mist fills the air with precipitation that's not actually falling but hanging midair. Puck finishes his business, sends out a few token barks in the direction of the tree, and returns indoors. I have not finished my business and so I stand in the wind allowing the sprinkles to kiss my cheek. It is above freezing (37°F) but the wind shaves off a few points and the feel of winter has returned. A few birds are under the feeder but they are singing no morning greetings; that is reserved to motor cars and trash trucks. The tree limbs are still bare of leaves but the younger trees have swelling buds whipping around like frenzied but softened switches. The tall grass in the yard down the way reminds me of an artist hurriedly painting the sky with a brown brush. I try to take a last deep breath but the humidity thwarts me and I follow Puck to the warm indoors, to the smell of brewing coffee and soap. Best of all I get to sit down with a sweet, creamy cup of Northwest Blend and thoughts of you. Make it all worthwhile.
Hope your weekend hits the highball, ePistliers
Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fishing in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
..........With a big can of spray paint.........Michelle Shocked …..Graffiti Limbo
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday, Estonia!
^ What is the capital of Estonia, anyway?
^^ Well, do you know what the summer capital of Estonia is, then?
^^^ What countries border Estonia?
^^^^ What are the 3 colors on the Estonian flag?
^^^^^ From whom did Estonia win its independence?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 33% of changes in a library are made to annoy a single staff member or patron. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: Never blame anyone in life. Good people give happiness, bad people give experiences, worst people give a lesson, best people give memories. --August Derleth
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain." / A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a glass of "Less". The bartender said, sorry never heard of it. Is it foreign? The guys says, I don't know. My doctor told me about it. He said I should try drinking less.
..........Right as ruin, the raindrops fell.........Michelle Shocked …..Laundry Day
Something to Think About of the Week: Compassion Must Be Applied With Wisdom. There are more causes that exist than an individual or group can possibly be involved with. It is important to choose your causes carefully. Learn to Act instead of React. https://fiercelove.wordpress.com/what-is-spiritual-activism/
Big Hello: Halo - Javanese
Week of the Week: National Engineers Week (February 19-15) 

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: GalaxyFest (Colorado Spring, CO / February 24-26) Besides seeing comics you will feel like you have traveled into a fantasy world of pop culture that won’t ever stop as it goes around the clock from beginning to end. http://www.galaxyfest.org/
A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the establishments finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last one in the and does the same. The bartender asks him, "Why did you do that?" And the guy replies, " Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!" / A guy walks into a bar and sees an woman sitting alone. He asks, "Outside? Under? Around? Over? The woman gives him a cool look and asks, "Are you trying to preposition me?"
..........little ferret-face f*cker.........Michelle Shocked …..Weasel Be Poppin'
^ Tallinn, the capital of Estonia, is home to about 430,000 people, Estonia's biggest town.
Almanac: It is Friday, February 24, 2017. The moon will be new on Sunday and is in Aquarius. It is World Bartender Day. Also in Cuba it is the anniversary of the Baire Uprising, Estonia celebrates Independence Day (1920), in Ghana it is Liberation Day (1966), and in Indiana it is Vincennes Day-George Clark's defeat of British (1779). Finally in México it Flag Day.
Among those born on this day were Muhammad ibn Battutah (1304), Charles V (1500), Matthias Sarbiewski (1557), Catherine I (1684), Samuel Wesley (1766), Johann Baptist Cramer (1771), Wilhelm Grimm (1786), Samuel Lover (1797), Winslow Homer (1836), Daniel Updike (1860), Chester Nimitz (1885), Mary Ellen Chase (1887), Marjorie Main (1890), August Derleth (1909), Max Black (1909), Zachary Scott (1914), William Fairbank (1917), Abe Vigoda (1921), Paul Jones (1942), Nicky Hopkins (1944), Barry Bostwick (1946), Steven Jobs (1955), Sammy Kershaw Kaplan (1958), Dakota Joling (1961), and Michelle Shocked (1962).
On February twenty-fourth Pope Julius II excommunicated the Republic of Venice (1510), Ferdinand was crowned king of Bohemia (1527), Santiago, Chile was founded (1538), Monteverdi's Orfeo premiered (Mantua, 1607), Handel's Rinaldo premiered (London, 1711), Mexico gained independence (1821), the siege of the Alamo began (lasted 13 days, 1836), the steam shovel was patented (1839), the Arizona Territory was created (1863), Peer Gynt premiered (Olso, 1876), work began on the Panama Canal (1881), Estonia gained independence (1920), Israel & Egypt signed an armistice agreement (1949), Iraq & Turkey signed the Pact of Baghdad (1955), the fist pulsar was discovered (1968), and Elton John was knighted (1998).
Night Sky (2/24): Sirius blazes high in the south on the meridian by about 8 or 9 pm now. Using binoculars, examine the spot 4° south of Sirius. 4 degrees is somewhat less than the width of a typical binocular's field of view. Can you see a dim little patch of speckly gray haze? That's the open star cluster M41, about 2,200 light-years away. Sirius, by comparison, is only 8.6 light-years away.
This Week: Saturday, February 25 – International Sword Swallowers Day & Open That Bottle Night
Sunday, February 26 – World Brotherhood Day & For Pete's Sake Day
Night Sky (2/26): an annular eclipse of the Sun will cross parts of southernmost South America, the South Atlantic, and east-central Africa. A partial eclipse will be seen over much larger areas of South America and Africa. Map and details.
Monday, February 27 – International Polar Bear Day & Lundi Gras

..........We have Smucker's, Welches, Knotts Berry Farm.........Michelle Shocked …..Strawberry Jam
^^ Parnu serves as the summer capital where there are always many big celebrations going on.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: Sweden stood with us after Bowling Green. Today we stand with Sweden. --submitted by lj of ks
Moonbeam: Mirror, mirror, here I stand; whose the fairest in the land? --Wilhelm Grimm
Late Night Snacks: There is so much going on in the world right now. Not just in the world, there’s a lot going on in the universe. For those of you who are looking to get off the planet, astronomers at the Carnegie Institution discovered more than 100 potential planets that may be habitable, which means we’re one step closer to finding a planet with intelligent life --Jimmy Kimmel / Drumpf also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with Russia, and he said that he hasn’t made a phone call to Russia in years. You could tell Drumpf was lying because his tie grew another three inches. --Jimmy Fallon / Trump said Hillary Clinton’s name 11 times during this press conference. Why is he still talking about Hillary Clinton? The election is over! Even lovesick teenage boys are like, “Move on, man. Let her go.” --Conan O'Brien / Drumpf held a press conference today because in the middle of all this insanity, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited the White House. As a courtesy, Drumpf asked his staff to put a 24-hour hold on retweeting neo-Nazis. That’s just good manners. --Stephen Colbert / Today was Clean Out Your Computer Day. And, if you’re a 14-year-old boy, use bleach. --Seth Meyers
And there comes a times when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must do it because conscience tells him it is right. --Martin Luther King Jr.
It's the Christmas season; a guy walks into a bar in Atlanta, GA and notices a Nativity Scene behind the bar but the three wise men are all wearing fireman's hats. He asks the bartender why the Magi are wearing fireman's hats and the barkeep says, "Well, everyone knows that they came from afar." / A man walks into a bar, then goes to the bathroom. He comes out, goes to the bartender. He says, "you've got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?" The bartender turns to the band and yells, "Frank, I've got a lead on the guy who ruined your sax!"
..........She's bringing such shame to the family name.........Michelle Shocked …..Prodigal Daughter
^^^ Estonia is bordered to the east by Russia and to the south by Latvia.
Worthless Fact of the Week: A pulsar is a celestial object, thought to be a rapidly rotating neutron star**, that emits regular pulses of radio waves and other electromagnetic radiation at rates of up to one thousand pulses per second. **Other definitions emphasis that they are not stars. Mysteries of the universe.
Weird Word of the Week: Verbigeration – The continual utterance of certain words or phrases at short intervals, without reference to their meaning, senseless word salad...(It has been regarded as a symptom of a mental disorder, though we in the UK, currently in the run-up to a general election, may feel it could be used to describe certain British political figures.) http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-ver2.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Make a Cola Volcano. Mix one or two drops Tabasco Pepper Sauce to a glass of Coca-Cola, stir well, and add ice. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tabasco.html
So, Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas." / A guy walks into a Wedding Reception. He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch Line?"
...........We'll spinach it off with our E.I.Avocado.........Michelle Shocked …..Garden Salad Diplomacy
^^^^ The Estonian flag has blue for the sky, black for the earth, and white for hope.


Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Eyeball – the round part of the eye of a vertebrate. A Midsummer Night's Dream Act III Scene III Oberon: And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: The Tone Matrix. Click on the squares and a lovely little jingle will emerge. http://tonematrix.audiotool.com/
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck squinting into the warm sun of mid-February in the case of the Summer Smoothie.
A termite walks into a bar and asks is the bartender here? / A man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks: "Do you serve Besty DeVos here?". The bartender says: "Yes, of course we do!" The man says, "OK, I'll have a beer for myself and DeVos for my alligator."
..........I need a vacation.........Michelle Shocked …..Hello Hopeville
^^^^^ Estonia won its independence from the USSR.
Month of the Week: February is National Weddings Month …

Famous Kansans: Will Kane is the sheriff in the 1952 classic Western High Noon. He is from Hadleyville, Kansas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Noon
Today's Peace of History February 24, 1972: Daniel Berrigan (one of the "Catonsville 9") was released after 18 months of a three-year term. He went to Harrisburg, PA, where his brother Phil Berrigan was on trial, also for anti-Vietnam War activities.
What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? A bounced Czech / A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.
..........I'd really love the company.........Michelle Shocked …..Flight of Fancy
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle February 24, 2017, aLeing ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ No More News, Please. please. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: It is quite possible to leave your home for a walk in the early morning air and return a different person – beguiled, enchanted. --Mary Ellen Chase
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/23/17: $763,966,832,817.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/16/17: $763,256,782,298.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/23/17: $820,259,187,658.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/16/17: $820,239,187,512.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/23/17: $13,797,252,850.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/16/17: $13,688,224,972.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/23/17: $142,964,863,980.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/16/17: $142,358,250,409.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/23/17: $1,745,221,323,859.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/16/17: $1,743,739,700,111.
Let us be protectors of creation, protectors of God's plan inscribed in nature, protectors of one another and of the environment. --Pope Francis.
..........Give into its grace and its glory, a shining and beautiful light.........Michelle Shocked …..Go In Peace
Skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?" / An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.  The first orders a  beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a  beer.  Before the next one can order, the bartender says, “You’re all  jerks,” and pours two beers.
Famous Last Words: On all grace the fruit captures. --Monteverdi Orfeo
May Peace be your punch
And Joy your chaser
prairie mama
christine
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Friday, February 17, 2017

eDucating ePistle

Famous First Words: Well, for goodness sakes... Blondie Comic Strip 2/17/1933
On this date in 1897 the Parent Teacher Association (PTA) was founded. All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents To Avoid. / The Springfield Elementary PTA approved new classroom centers – Sit Quietly, Behave Yourself, and Just Stop That.
..........Take off your shoesies, dear, and loosen up your tie.........Bette Midler …..Make Yourself Comfortable
One child, one teacher, one book, and one pen, can change the world. --Malala Yousafzai
It is a nippy (43°F) Friday morning. The sky is empty of cloud or jet trail but the fat quarter moon smiles down on the morning. To the east gold and pink light extends its fingers into the pale blue overhead. The sound of motors unseen is loud; it gives the impression that everyone is in a hurry to be somewhere else. (Sad) Also unseen birds are finding it hard to compete; but their numbers are slowly growing. Pax joins us and walks the perimeter while Puck sits by the gate ...watching ...just watching. The air promises warmth but the world is still shrouded in winter garb. There is no breeze, yet the cold seeps into the layers of coats and gloves. Still I linger a while, enjoying the fresh air. Finally, we return to the inside, to the smell of brewing coffee, and the warmth. Puck enjoys a sip of half&half from his bowl and settles in for his early morning nap. I sip my half&half in a cup of Moose Munch and sit down to write to you. What a great morning!
Hope your weekend is two days out of school, ePistliers.
Don't tell anyone but PTA is code for Pass the Alcohol. / You've probably figured out by now I'm not the usual PTA mom. / Ms Smith was an intense PTA president. She demanded sick notes if you missed a meeting.
..........Could it be a faded rose from days gone by.........Bette Midler …..Delta Dawn
Trivia Questions: On February 17, 1795, Thomas Seddal harvested an 8.3-kg potato from his garden Chester, England.
^ What state hosts a designated Official Irish Potato Festival?
^^ About how much potato does the average American eat per year?
^^^ Which notorious queen was known to wear potato blossoms in her hair?
^^^^ Any idea where the potato originated?
^^^^^ About when did Mr. Potato Head appear on store shelves?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: This morning (2/8) 86% of librarians who needlepoint scrapped an existing design in favor of one saying “Nevertheless, she persisted”. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: The revolution has always been in the hands of the young. The young always inherit the revolution. --Huey Newton
Don't be the average PTA mom, be the Hot Mom that wears 3D fiber mascara and makes the rest of them jealous. / I'm going to close my eyes and cover my hears. I expect the governor who took my chair, my desk, and our chalkboard to bring them back.
..........It's the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance........Bette Midler …..The Rose
Something to Think About of the Week: The path of Spiritual Activism enables individuals or groups to develop the noble qualities of compassion, wisdom, and gratitude. It is in itself a Path of Transformation – a Spiritual Blueprint for living. The core dynamics are creativity, adaptability, understanding, and the peaceful resolution of conflicts. https://fiercelove.wordpress.com/what-is-spiritual-activism/
Big Hello: Konnichiwa - Japanese
Week of the Week: Random Acts of Kindness Week (February 12-18): No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Gallifrey One – 28 years later...February 17-19, Los Angeles. Welcome to Gallifrey One Conventions - the world's largest and longest running annual fan-run Doctor Who convention. http://www.gallifreyone.com/

PTA-SD – a stress-related condition brought on by repeatedly volunteering for school events micromanaged by overbearing PTA moms. / Ms Jones lost her bid for reelection as PTA president after her campaign to teach all the children to tilt their heads when they didn't understand the lesson.
..........Almost every day some underpinning slips away..........Bette Midler …..Laughing Matters
^ The North Carolina Potato Festival was designated as the Official Irish Potato Festival of North Carolina in 2009.
Almanac: It is Friday, February 17, 2017. The moon will be last quarter tomorrow and is in Scorpio. It is Paczki Day, Champion Crab Races Day, My Way Day, World Human Spirit Day.
Among those born on this day were John Pinkerton (1758), Frederick Douglass (1817), Banjo Paterson (1864), Noah Beery (1882), Otto Stern (1888), Andrea Norton (Alice Mary, 1912), Arthur Kennedy (1914), Olive Gibbs (1918), Margaret Truman (1924), Hal Holbrook (1925), Chaim Potok (1929), Yasser Arafat (1929), Alan Bates (1924), Huey P. Newton (1942), Dodie Stevens (1947), Rene Russo (1954), Michael Jordan (1963) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (1982).
On February seventeenth Boris Godunov was chosen tsar of Russia (1598), Miles Standish became commander of Plymouth (1621), the first ship ever passed through the Suez Canal (1867), sardines were first canned (1876), PTA was organized (1897), Oregon had the first minimum wage (1913), Blondie Boopadoop married Dagwood Bumstead (1933), color television was first demonstrated (1938), the comic strip BC was first issued (1958), Macau adopted its constitution and Bette Middler was named Woman of the Year by the Hasty Pudding Theatrical Society (1976), the Netherlands adopted its constitution (1983), and the public Memorial for Carl Sagan was held (1997).
Night Sky (2/17): Orion is now high in the southeast at nightfall. Left of Orion's upper part is Gemini, headed by Castor and Pollux at far left.
This Week: Saturday, February 18 – Pluto Day (!!We miss you!!) & Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day
Night Sky (2/18): Before dawn on Sunday the 19th, look in the south-southeast for Antares and upper Scorpius. Saturn is farther to its lower left.
Sunday, February 19 – Best Friends Day & Chocolate Mint Day
Monday, February 20 – President's Day & World Day for Social Justice & Bean Day
Night Sky (2/20): By 9 pm or so, the Big Dipper stands on its handle in the northeast. In the northwest, Cassiopeia also stands on end at about the same height.
Tuesday, February 21 – Travel Africa Day
Wednesday, February 22 – Inconvenience Yourself Day & Curling Is Cool Day
Night Sky (2/22): Mercury, Saturn, and Jupiter grace the morning sky. The evening sky hosts two bright planets (Venus and Mars), two faint ones (Uranus and Neptune), and even a "dwarf planet:" the asteroid Ceres
Thursday, February 23 – Single Tasking Day & National Chili Day
You know you'd get a much better turn out at the PTA if you held the meetings in a bar. / May edict issued by the West Bottoms Elementary School PTA: Have a great summer and please don't throw your books in the air or run through the halls – until after the last student has left the building.
..........Just want to show you a few things........Bette Midler …..Hang On In There, Baby 
 
^^ The average American eats approximately 126 pounds of potatoes each year.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: New Word: SCROTUS – So called ruler of the United States ---submitted by bg of ks
Activism of the Week: The Resistance has called for a General Strike today. NO WORK. NO SCHOOL. NO SHOPPING. ...Drumpf isn't working. Neither should we! Disrupt the economy until we have a government, instead of being had by one. This is how we stop Drumpf and the entire corrupt political establishment before they destroy us and the planet we call home. Hosted by General Strike USA. More at http://www.attn.com/stories/14749/why-organizers-are-calling-general-strike
Moonbeam: As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead. --Andre Norton
Late Night Snacks: Everyone watch the Super Bowl last night? Incredible. Full of surprises. The biggest comeback in Super Bowl history. Atlanta hasn’t been burned this badly since 1864. --Stephen Colbert / Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s office recently reported that it gets around 1.5 million calls from constituents per day, but most of them are just people asking him to push up his glasses. --Seth Meyers / Today the East Coast was hit with a major snowstorm and it forced New York City public schools to close. When she heard that, new Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was like, “Hey, my plan’s working already.” --Jimmy Fallon / Today is National Kite Flying Day. Why we have this in February, I have no idea. Having National Kite Flying Day in February is like having National Snowman Building Day in July --Jimmy Kimmel / A recent study found that the number of monarch butterflies migrating to Mexico from the U.S. has dropped by 27 percent. Apparently the butterflies are afraid if they go from the U.S. to Mexico, they won’t be allowed back in. --Conan O'Brien
Optimism for me isn't a passive expectation that things will get better; it's a conviction that if we can make things better. --Melinda Gates
I remember the day my mom and dad received the subpoena from the PTA. / After all, children like your Tommy are our future. That's why I'm moving to France.
..........and stare at the shadows that stare out at me........Bette Midler …..Come Back. Jimmy Dean
^^^ Marie Antoinette was known to wear potato blossoms as a hair decoration.
Worthless Fact of the Week: There’s no such fish as a sardine. The name applies to any small fish packed in sardine cans. (They’re usually pilchard or small herring.) http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/625791.Stupid_History
Weird Word of the Week: Usufructuary – enjoy the use of without owning. From the Latin usus (et) fructus – use and enjoyment. As related to slavery – a slave was free to use and enjoy his/her clothing but the master actually owned it. Today it is mostly used of indigenous people's right to hunt and fish on land that is not theirs by treaty. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-usu1.htm
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Sign in the Park: Please Pick Up Your Dog's Alternative Facts. --Wiley Miller Non Sequitur 2/13/17
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Prevent cats from scratching dark woodwork. Rub the area with Tabasco Pepper Sauce and buff thoroughly. The faint smell of Tabasco sauce repels cats.
Plug of the Week: March for Science – Saturday, April 22...Washington DC and around the world. My baby is nine, and pretty amazing. All she wanted for Christmas was a microscope and a chemistry set. Thank you for marching. You're marching for her. Find a march near you: http://www.ibtimes.com/march-science-dc-date-coincide-earth-day-2017-heres-where-find-protest-near-you-2484724

Keep Calm and Join the PTA / It doesn't matter whether you want your son to learn math, he's already decided that for himself.
...........While you were the one with all the strength........Bette Midler …..Wind Beneath My Wings
^^^^ The potato, which originated in Peru, took a long journey to reach North America. The Spaniards took it back to Spain in the 16th century; from there it made its way to Italy and northern Europe, then to Bermuda and the Virginia colonies of North America.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Exposure – the revelation of an identity or fact that was concealed. Troilus and Cressida Nestor: to match us in comparisons with dirt, to weaken and discredit our exposure...
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Cigarettes are just like squirrels...They're perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire. --Submitted by vr of tx
Funniest Activism of the Week: Make Trump Tweet 8 Again. The Daily Show with Trevor Noah has a website that turns actual Trump Tweets into crayon notes of an eight year old. http://ew.com/tv/2017/02/15/donald-trump-tweets-eight-year-old-daily-show/
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Here is Today. An interactive chart showing exactly where you fit in time. It's fun. It makes you feel really small and then not. http://hereistoday.com/
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck looking askance in the case of the Awesome Ausky.
Not So Amazing Things on the Internet: Photo's from US Detention Centers for immigrant detainees. http://usuncut.com/news/immigrats-photos-detention-centers/
We could solve the “no funding for schools” problem by putting Box Tops for Education on wine bottles. / At the December PTA meeting the principal assured parents that the school could train the children to be productive citizens if they could ever get past “sit”.
..........And maybe we're too serious........Bette Midler …..Night and Day
^^^^^ In 1952, Mr. Potato Head was born, and was the first toy to be advertised on television.
Month of the Week: February is Time -Management Month...

Last Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Cheat on your cell phone every once in a while with a book.
Famous Kansans: Gilbert Gilgamesh Hamilton is a fictional character in the Known Space universe created by Larry Niven. Hamilton was born in Topeka, Kansas, to flatlander parents near the end of the 21st century. https://www.amazon.com/Long-Arm-Hamilton-Larry-Niven/dp/0345342380
Today's Peace of History: The first meeting of Britain's Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) was held. CND developed the peace symbol which became its logo.

As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident prevention. One night after I spoke to a PTA group, the program chairperson thanked me profusely and gave me a check for fifty dollars. “Giving these presentations is a part of my job," I said. "Could I donate the money to one of your causes?" "That would be wonderful!" she gushed. "We have just the program that could use it. We're trying to raise money so we can afford better speakers." / The motto of East Heights Elementary PTA was Share the Blame.
..........Gonna have the whole world on a plate........Bette Midler …..Everything's Coming Up Roses
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle February 17, 2017, eDucated ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ None of the news that depressing. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: I've begun to realize that you can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. --Chaim Potok
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/16/17: $763,256,782,298.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/9/17: $762,599,588,319.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/16/17: $820,239,187,512.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/9/17: $820,219,979,877.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/16/17: $13,688,224,972.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 2/9/17: $13,587,197,173.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/16/17: $142,358,250,409.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 2/9/17: $141,796,078,981.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/16/17: $1,743,739,700,111.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/9/17: $1,742,366,010,078.
Do it! What are you waiting on? Do it! Stand up for what you believe in. The world needs your voice. Whoever you are, you have something to say. Say it. --Kerry Washington
..........again and again and again and again and again........Bette Midler …..Long John Blues
Room Mother: A position of great honor and responsibility bestowed on a mom who inadvertently misses a PTA meeting. / Jill is such an impossible nine-year-old her mother comes to PTA in disguise.
Famous Last Words: the Puritan maiden Priscilla! --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The Courtship of Miles Standish
May Peace be your companion
And Joy be your partner
prairie mama
christine


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