Friday, December 23, 2016

aVian ePistle

Famous First Words: Good Morning, Breakfast Clubbers. --Don McNeill's Breakfast Club
We are in the middle of the Annual Audubon Bird Count (December 14 – January 5). Welcome to the accounting department where everybody counts. / Counters in Alabama noticed that when ducks fly upside down they tend to quack up.
..........They say that what you mock will surely overtake you.........U2 …..Peace on Earth
Christmas is joy, religious joy, an inner joy of light and peace. --Pope Francis
It is a dark Friday morning. The temperature (36°F) is emphasized by the 10 mph Southeast winds. The sky is a solid gray with streaks of darker gray changing with the breeze. The rising sun is totally hidden behind this thick barrier of humidity. Puck finishes his business and deserts me; he trots up the deck stairs to the back door and convinces the people inside to let him in. But Pepper and Pax come out to keep me company. Kirsten, dressed in her elf outfit, comes out with a Merry Christmas and a hope they can get off early from work since there is nothing to do. There is no birdsong though a cardinal flies in to sit on the bare bush near the feeder. The dawn sound track is harsh...motors near and far and trash trucks; not even a Puck bark to give it life. The cold drives me back inside. Warmth and comfort spill out of each room and Puck greets me as if I have been gone on a long journey and have finally returned safely. Best of all, now, I get to sit here tasting sweet, creamy decaf and wishing you the very merriest of whatever holiday you care to celebrate.
Merry Christmas and a wonderful holiday season, ePistliers.
If people who love each other are called “love birds” shouldn't people who hate each other be called “angry birds”? / Wall Street counters only counted the birds that came to invest money in the stork market.
..........brothers all are we.........Sharefare …..Let There Be Peace on Earth
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday to A Visit from St. Nicholas !
^ Who wrote the poem also known as Twas the night before Christmas...?
^^ In what country did the real St. Nicholas live?
^^^ Know where the poem was first published?
^^^^ More or less how much did a hand written -signed by Moore- copy of the poem fetch in 2006?
^^^^^ In what meter is the poem written?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: This December 95% of librarians will have a book tree posted to their facebook timeline. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Happy Jólabókaflóđ!** Christmas Book Flood (Icelandic)
Moonbeam: Great ages of art come only when a widespread creative impulse meets and equally widespread impulse of sympathy. --Harriet Monroe
Andrew grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him after he got his telephone bill. / Counters in Hawaii kept hearing music and singing long before they came upon the Parrots of Penzance.
..........Turning water into wine.........Eddie Money …..Peace in Our Time
Something to Think About of the Week: Spirit of winter rest, help us to enjoy your peace in this quiet time. Remind us to pause during this season. --Christine Robinson http://www.uua.org/worship/words/meditation/5530.shtml
Big Hello: Kablaaw – Iloko (Philippines)
Today is Festivus:

I understand that a crow has one less pinion feather than a raven. So whether you count them as crow or raven is a matter of o'pinion. / Hummingbirds are only humming because they can't remember the words.
.......... Peace on Earth and mercy mild.........Elvis Presley …..Hark the Herald Angels Sing
^ The poem is popularly believed to have been written by Clement Clarke Moore, however, others believe that it was written by Henry Livingston, Jr. If you are really bored, you can read about the controversy at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Visit_from_St._Nicholas
Almanac: It is Friday, December 23, 2016. The moon was last quarter last Wednesday and is in Scorpio. It is National Pfeffernusse Day, National Roots Day, Festivus, and Human Light Celebration. In Egypt it is Victory Day and in Montego Bay, Jamaica it is John Canoe Day aka Junkunu.
Among those born on this day were Pieter Bockenberg (1548), Richard Arkwright (1732), Aleksandr Romanov (1777), Jean-Franҫois Champollion (1790), Joseph Smith Jr (1805), Thomas Malthus (1834), Harriet Monroe (1860), Don McNeill (1907), Helmut Schmidt (1918), Jose Greco (1918), Leonard Stern (1923), Robert Bly (1926), Karol Bobko (1937), Tim Hardin (1941), Harry Shearer (1943), Ronald Bushy (1945), Susan Lucci (1949), Eddie Vedder and Slash (1965), and Corey Haim (1971).
On December twenty-third the Peace of Atrecht was signed (1482), the Continental Congress took out a loan from France for $181,500 to finance the war (1776), Benedict Arnold was court-martialed (1779), Maryland voted to cede land for the District of Columbia (1788), Turkey proclaimed its constitution (1876), van Gogh cut off his left ear (1888), L'apres-midi d'un faune premiered (1894), the first Keystone Kops film was released (1912), the Federal Reserve Act was signed into law (1913), BBC Radio began daily newscasts (1922), NBC set up a coast-to-coast radio network (1928), Castro offered to trade 1,113 prisoners from the Bay of Pigs invasion for $62 million worth of food and medical supplies (1961), Borman, Lovell, and Anders orbited the moon (1968), The Young and the Restless debuted (1973), Congress passed the Metric Conversion Act (1975), and Squeaky Fromme escaped from Alderson Prison (1987).
Tonight's Sky: the Ursid Meteor Shower is waning but still around. 10-15 meteors per hour, not that exciting.
This Week: Saturday, December 24 – Hanukkah (12/24-1/1) & Christmas Eve
Sunday, December 25 – A'phabet Day aka No “L” Day & Christmas
Night Sky, December 25: Mars and Neptune rise close together after sunset.
Monday, December 26 – Boxing Day & National Thank-You Note Day
Night Sky, December 26: Jupiter and Saturn are both visible before sunrise.
Tuesday, December 27 – Hoody Doody Day & Visit the Zoo Day
Night Sky, December 27: Mercury, Venus and Uranus are all visible after sunset.
Wednesday, December 28 – Endangered Species Act Day
Thursday, December 29 – YMCA Day & Tick Tock Day
Night sky, December 29: Orion, perhaps the most beautiful of constellations, can be seen in the south.
Birds run over by the lawnmower are counted as shredded tweet. / My birding mentor's 14 year old daughter had taken a message for her father while he was out. When he returned, this is what he got. "Daddy, Mr Jones called, he said the Upland Plovers were in at the airport but he didn't give me a flight number".
.......... Imagine all the people living life in peace..........John Lennon …..Imagine
^^ The original Saint Nicholas lived in the village of Patara which was in Greece at that time but is now part of Turkey.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: America sure is having some bad luck. It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. --Submitted by ra of ks
Moonbeam: The histories of mankind are histories only of the higher classes. --Thomas Malthus
Tis the Season of the Week:

Late Night Snacks: We’re just 10 days away from Christmas! And if you want to know if Santa has you on his “nice” list or his “naughty” list, just ask Russia to hack it for you. --Jimmy Fallon / According to a new report, the cost of all the gifts listed in “The Twelve Days of Christmas” song is up $233 from last year. Man, that Lords a Leaping union is killing us.--Conan O'Brien / Uber just rolled out a new regulation — you can now get banned from the ride-sharing service if you have sex in one of their cars. Cab drivers heard this and they were like, “We’re back, baby!” --James Corden / Google released their list of the most-searched phrases of 2016. The top-trending search terms were Powerball, Prince, Hurricane Matthew, and Pokémon Go. I think that sums up our priorities as Americans: money, celebrities, the weather, and playing games on our phones --Jimmy Kimmel / Today Donald Drumpf chose Rex Tillerson, Exxon Mobil CEO, as his secretary of state. Tillerson is an interesting pick. For one thing, he’s an oil main who believes in climate change. Well, of course he believes in it! He’s from Exxon — he INVENTED it. It’s pride of ownership. It’s his baby! --Stephen Colbert
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. --Calvin Coolidge
Miriam didn't know whether to count those greasy, gray spots as melted penguins. / Did you ever notice that when ducks migrate in their vee pattern one side is always longer than the other. Know why? The long side has more ducks in it.
..........Give me peace on earth.........George Harrison …..Give Me Love
^^^ The poem was first published anonymously in the Troy, New York Sentinel, December 23, 1823.
Worthless Fact of the Week: During the American Revolution, a cash-strapped Continental Congress accepted loans from France. Paying off these and other debts incurred during the Revolution proved one of the major challenges of the post-independence period. The new US Government attempted to pay off these debts in a timely manner, but the debts were at times a source of diplomatic tension.
Weird Word of the Week: Machinima – image-generating computer engines. “Making digital movies is now as easy as playing PC games” . http://www.worldwidewords.org/turnsofphrase/tp-mac1.htm
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Dear World, Did you not read my book? Sincerely, G. Orwell. --submitted by jgk of ks
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Dress wounds and burns. Apply SueBee Honey to the injury. Honey is hygroscopic and absorbs water, creating an environment in which disease-producing microorganisms, deprived of their moisture, cannot live. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/suebee.html
Do you know the easiest way to count a unique bird. Unique up on it. / Know the easiest way to count a tame bird? Tame way, unique up on it.
...........Ev'rybody's talking about Ministers, Sinisters, Banisters and canisters.........John Lennon and Yoko Ono …..Give Peace a Chance
^^^^A handwritten and signed copy of the poem was sold by one collector to another collector for $280,000 in 2006.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Discontent - dissatisfaction, disaffection. Titus Andronicus Act I Scene I Saturninus: Rest on my word, and let not discontent daunt all your hopes...
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. --Phyllis Diller
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Night of the Northern Lights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVsONlc3OUY
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck disguised as R2-D2 in the case of the Rogue Rotterman.
Folks along the Oregon coast keep track of their count with piles of pebbles on the sand, but last year they were accused of an inaccurate count so this year they are leaving no tern unstoned / The idea was to get veterinarian students to count sick birds but instead they gave giving them tweetments.
..........We got to have joy, true in our hearts.........Curtis Mayfield …..We Got to Have Peace
^^^^^ The poem's meter is anapestic tetrameter (four feet of unstressed-unstressed-stressed). The anapest is the same foot used to construct limericks, and the common metrical modifications that can be observed in the limerick form also can be observed in Moore's poem.
Month of the Week: December is 3D Prevention Month (Drunk & Drugged Driving) - A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer. "I can't do that, officer -- I'm an asthmatic. I could have an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die." "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Now, why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
Almost Famous Kansans: Harriet E. Adams wrote of her Christmas as a seven-year-old in Marysville, KS in the mid 1870s: The Christmas which made the first lasting impression upon my mind, I think must have been the one following my seventh birthday . . . [A]fter dark I would peep out of the window, or out of the door to consider anxiously whether all conditions were favorable . . . enough to support that wondrous reindeer drawn sleigh . . . There was no chimney down which he [Santa] could slide safely . . . My concern on this matter finally reached such a pitch that I took it up with Mother. I told her my fears, and she said he would most certainly be able to leave his gifts, for when no large chimney was provided, the parents would leave the door open a crack at least, so he could push his way in with no difficulty whatever ….
Today's Peace of History: December 23, 1943: A 135-day strike by 23 conscientious objectors (COs) ended dining hall segregation at Danbury Federal Penitentiary in Connecticut. The number of conscientious objectors had increased from 15 in early 1941 to 200 by the time of the strike.
When counting birds on the wing, always look for those couple of guys that aren't in the vee. Usually they 're back about ½ mile texting. / The rumor that flocks save up all year just to drop their shit on the counters is untrue.
..........Why are we kicking our own ass.........Lenny Kravitz …..We Want Peace
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle December 23, 2016, aVian ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Did you really expect news?. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Last Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: If you use a walker nobody suspects that you have been drinking. --Submitted by pl of ks
Moonbeam: To be wild is not to be crazy or psychotic. True wildness is a love of nature, a delight in silence, a voice free to say spontaneous things, and an exuberant curiosity in the face of the unknown. --Robert Bly
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 12/22/16: $757,911,706,567.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 12/15/16: $757,206,019,936.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 12/22/16: $820,082,971,307.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 12/15/16: $820,062,346,253.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 12/22/16: $12,866,674,477.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 12/15/16: $12,758,201,434.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 12/22/16: $137,786,957,012.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 12/15/16: $137,183,390,845.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 12/22/16: $1,732,577,065,446.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 12/15/16: $1,731,103,035,677.
Peace on Earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day. --Helen Steiner Rice
..........Dreaming about the world as one.........Cat Stevens …..Peace Train
This year's flamingo count was much higher than last year until they discovered that a bunch of them were thanksgiving turkeys on stilts. / Colorado counters were trying to keep up with a flock of redtails who were swooping and darting in the winds. They finally marked it under foul play.
Famous Last Words: he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood. --Francis Pharcellus Church Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus
May Peace prevail on Earth
And Joy prevail also
prairie mama
christine
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