Friday, August 26, 2016

cOnventional ePistle

Famous First Words: I am a camera with its shutter open...Christopher Isherwood Goodbye To Berlin

Miscellaneous Observations...Science Fiction Conventions are places where grown men feel comfortable wearing copter beanies and you can overhear wondrous tidbits: We aren't like the us we're talking about.  World Science Fiction Conventions are places where grown people from all over the country and world can not-know whether they are in Kansas or Missouri.  "I read a book on anti-gravity.  I couldn't put it down."

..........There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium.........Tom Lehrer  ....The Elements

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.  --Kurt Vonnegut

It is a damp Friday morning.  The world is wet with a rain that came and went before we woke.  The sky is a solid white cloud without seam except to the extreme east where the sun is attempting to break through.  Beneath the white expanse are small gray wisps that look as if they were painted there by a playful hand.  The 68°F temperature is perfect and teases with thoughts of autumn.  Birdsong ebbs and flows as groups birds come to the feeder and are then off again; several songs merge together into oratorio with the falling water of the fountain as the counterpoint.  Puck is sitting by the northwest corner of the fence silently watching for marauders or children.   The entire yard gives off an aroma of humidity, damp soil, wet grass, soaked concrete.  I inhale it in long, slow breaths; mmummmm.  But it is coffee that beckons me and when the trash truck turns the corner we head indoors to quiet and to sweet, tart decaf with half and half and then, best of all, I get to write to you.

Hope your weekend is out of this world, ePistliers.

Favorite T-Shirts:  Work Hard  Be Kind  Have Fun / Life without danger is a waste of oxygen / If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space. / Science is Not a Liberal Conspiracy  "Words are our business; grammar is our game".


It's the anniversary of the passage of the 19th amendment.  Congratulations to women and a big thanks to Susan B and her crew:  I don't understand why women want to be equal.  That shows a lack of ambition to me.

..........And what's got us all singin'..........J.P. Taylor  .....The Scientific Method Blues

My MidAmeriCon II Pictures of the Week:  are online at: http://dovedrop8.wixsite.com/prairiemama/toolsale  ~~the tool sale is a long story and boring too but it will really be con pictures once you get there.  I promise.

Trivia Questions: The Damon Knight Memorial Grand Master Award is a lifetime honor presented annually by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America to no more than one living writer of fantasy or science fiction.  I'll name 3 works by each master, can you name the author?

^ Starship Troopers, Have Space Suit - Will Travel, Stranger in a Strange Land

^^ The Moon of Three Rings, Witch World, Wind in the Stone

^^^ Kilgore Trout's Venus on the Halfshell, A Private Cosmos, Riverworld

^^^^ Hammerfall, Fires of Azeroth, Peacemaker

^^^^^ Breaking Point, Transgalactic, Kampus


Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 25% of librarians have been dumped for repeatedly asking for a citation during arguments.  https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts 

Moonbeam: The very idea of true patriotism is lost, and the term has been prostituted to the very worst of purposes.  A patriot, sir! Why patriots spring up like mushrooms!  --Robert Walpole

The con rented scooters to people who might have trouble getting around the blocks long convention center.  People who need scooters and use them all the time brought their own.  Old people who didn't know how to drive them rented these.  At the Aladdin Hotel a woman pressed the handicap door button and drove boldly into the doors that were swinging out towards her.  They drove as if they were late for their own weddings.  Once I heard a motor behind me, so I looked around and there was a woman poking at her phone and driving a scooter.  "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

..........Do plant more trees everywhere.........Dianne Baker  .....Save the Frogs

Something to Think About of the Week: Be aware that the matter which makes up your body is not yours at all. This matter existed in other things before you, such as stars which exploded billions of light years away from the planet you stand on today.  And it will continue to exist in another form when you pass.  http://buddhaimonia.com/universal-meditation/

Big Hello: ηελλο -Gallifreyan (transliterated into Greek)

Month of the Week: August is National Panini Month -- One day two sandwiches are sitting in a deli. One sandwich - a veggie sandwich - asks the other "Hey man, if you could be any kind of sandwich, what would you be?" The other sandwich - a turkey sandwich - isn't in the mood. He retorts "I'm tired man. I don't feel like having a deep conversation right now."   But the veggie sandwich persists. "I'm sorry to bug you. It's just that I'm doing this study for a class. I need to know your response in order to fully understand the psyche and whims of a turkey sandwich. I promise, just the one question, and that's it."  The turkey sandwich replies "Look man, I'm happy just being a turkey sandwich. I know I'm not the most exotic food item out there, but I'm content with my situation."  The veggie sandwich tries taking a more motivational approach. "Come on man, I'm not trying to imply that you're not awesome. Of course you are. But surely you have dreams. We all have dreams. If you could be ANY kind of sandwich in the world, what would you be?"  The turkey sandwich is still reluctant to enter into anything resembling a philosophical conversation with the veggie sandwich. It's always ended poorly in the past, but he knows how relentless the veggie sandwich can be. "Fine," he says, knowing that he has to make a decision. "If pressed, I would be a panini."

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: International Discworld Con August 26-28, Chesford Grange, UK  fans of Sir Terry Pratchett...https://2016.dwcon.org/



Favorite T-Shirts: Hyperbole Best Thing Ever! / Keep Calm and Gun the Hyper Drive / This Day We Write  "They use chromosomes in advertising because they know sex cells".

The United States had 42 white guys in a row for president of the country.  Until we have 42 not white guys in a row, we are still racist and sexist.

..........A fraction of a second and the elements were made..........Barenaked Ladies  .....History of Everything

^ Robert Heinlein received the first Grand Master award in 1975.

Almanac: It is Friday, August 26, 2016. The moon was last quarter last Wednesday and is in Gemini.  It is National Dog Day, National Toilet Paper Day, and Women's Equality Day which in some places is known as Susan B. Anthony Day.  In Namibia it is Namibia Day; but it is known in the country as Hero's Day. In Zanzibar they celebrate the Sultan's Birthday. Because it is the last Friday in August it is also World Daffodil Day. 

Among those born on this day were Robert Walpole (1676), Johann Lambert (1728), Joseph Montgolfier (1740), Antoine-Laurent Lavoisier (1743), Charles Richet (1850), Earl Biggers (1884), Christopher Isherwood (1904), Albert Sabin (1906), Geraldine Ferraro (1935), Jet Black (1948), and Macauley Culkin (1981).

On August twenty-sixth Caesar invaded Britain (55 BCE), the Phillies walked 17 Dodgers in a single game (1903), the 19th Amendment (Women's suffrage) passed (1920), the International Hockey Hall of Fame opened (Toronto, 1961), clashes between Chicago police and protesters at the Democratic National Convention began (lasted through the 29th. 1968), the Summer Olympics opened in Munich (1972), the University of Texas began offering belly dancing (1973), and NASA launched Telsat-F (1982).

Tonight's Sky: Steely-blue Vega is nearly overhead. August Planets: Morning: Uranus and Neptune / Dusk: Mercury and Venus / Evening: Mars, Jupiter, Saturn.

This Week: Saturday, August 27 - The Duchess Who Wasn't Day and International Bat Night

Night Sky, August 27: Conjunction of Venus & Jupiter.  The two brightest planets in the evening sky within .06 degrees of one another.  Just After Sunset.

Sunday, August 28 - Go Topless Day and Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day

Night Sky, August 28: To the left of Altair, the lowest star in the summer triangle, is a small collection of stars shaped like a comma(,)  named Delphinus, the Dolphin.

Monday, August 29 - According to Hoyle Day, International Day Against Nuclear Tests, and National Whiskey Sour Day

Night Sky, August 29: The dark patch of sky next to the least bright star in the summer triangle, Deneb, is called the Northern Coalsack, it contains a thick cloud of gas and dust that block our view of the stars in that region.

Tuesday, August 30 - National Holistic Pet Day and National Toasted Marshmallow Day

Night Sky, August 30: In the morning sky Sirius is the bright, bluish-white star.  The dog days are upon us.

Wednesday, August 31 - Love Litigating Lawyers Day

Night Sky, August 31: Capella, a bright star, rises in the north-northeast of the morning sky.

Thursday, September 1  - National No Rhyme (Nor Reason) Day

            Day Sky - September 1: Annular Solar Eclipse visible from Madagascar and locations in Central Africa.

Failure is not an option.  It comes bundled with Windows 10. / Corresponding T-Shirt: Keep Calm and Press  Ctrl, Alt, Del.  "Support bacteria.  It's the only culture some people have."

..........The spheres're in commotion..........Thomas Dolby  .....She Blinded Me With Science

^^ In 1984, Andre Norton (Alice Mary Norton) became the first woman included in the Grand Masters.

Funniest thing I read of the Week: 


Moonbeam: We must remember that nothing in this world really belongs to us.  At best, we are merely borrowers.  --Christopher Isherwood

Late Night Snacks: KFC just unveiled a sunscreen that smells like extra crispy fried chicken. So if you want to smell like KFC ... there’s a pretty good chance you already do.  --Jimmy Fallon / Marvel announced today that it will be launching a female reboot of Iron Man, starring a character named Ironheart. So, congratulations to my ex-girlfriend.  --Seth Meyers / I put my symptoms into WebMD and found out I've started menopause.  --Stephen Colbert / Scientists have discovered a painkiller that will not cause addiction. When asked for details about this miracle drug, scientists said, "OK, OK, it’s pot.  --Conan O'Brien / A big part of every closing ceremony focuses on where the next Olympics are going to take place. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe promoted the 2020 Tokyo Olympics by dressing up as Super Mario. Forget Mario, after watching that I felt like I was the one who had been on mushrooms all day.  --James Corden

Tolerance, like any aspect of peace, is forever a work in progress, never completed, and, if we're as intelligent as we like to think we are, never abandoned.  --Octavia E. Butler

Favorite T-Shirts: Vote me off this planet / Beam me up, Scotty / Space Boy, Come Home  "Biology - the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing".

..........It leaves a trail of tidal pools in a short-lived galaxy.........Rush  .....Natural Science

^^^ Philip José Farmer was awarded Grand Master in 2001 in spite of his horrible 2-book conclusion of the Riverworld series.

Worthless Fact of the Week: Happy National Toilet Paper Day.  About 70-75% of the world's population, i.e. 4 billion people, do not use toilet paper.

Weird Word of the Week: Urtication - flogging with nettles.http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-urt1.htm

Music Video of the Week: Extremists for Peace.  ...There's nothing more dangerous than veterans against war.  https://mail.google.com/mail/?tab=wm#inbox/156c4ac8b69ba71f?projector=1

Wacky Uses for Common Products: Relieve jellyfish or man-of-war stings.  Apply Star Olive Oil for immediate relief, then seek medical attention.  http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/star.html

Multiple universes exist and I am stuck in the one where I'm neither rich nor powerful. / What if there's a parallel universe where Fictional Characters are real and real people are Fictional Characters and your favorite character runs a blog and writes fan-fiction about you.  "What happens i the Black Hole Stays in the Black Hole".

...........Neutron, proton, mass effect, lyrical oxidation, yo irrelevant.......... Blackalicious  .....Chemical Calisthenics

^^^^Ms  C. J. Cherryh is the 2016 winner of the Grand Master title.

Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Barefaced - shameless or without covering the face.  Hamlet Act 4, Scene V (Ophelia)

Fake Animal Fact of the Week: Pelicans have a natural talent for swingball.  https://fakeanimalfacts.wordpress.com/page/2/

 Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck and Tessie the Tribble running through zero-grav in the case of the Floating Flandoodle.

Favorite T-Shirts: Cthulhu Darwinism / God is an Astronaut  "Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.  And doesn't".

Votes of Women can accomplish no more than votes of Men.  Why waste time, energy and money, without result?  --Poster from NAOWS*, 1911

*National Association Opposed to Woman Suffrage

..........A song that became the world we know.........Björk  .....Cosmogony

^^^^^ James Gunn is, of course, Lawrence's own Grand Master elected in 2007 for his wonderful editing and collecting through the years.

Month of the Week Too: August is National Truancy Prevention Month -- The truant officer ran into Kim as the youth was walking from the circus tent. "And have you missed school lately?" the truant officer asked ominously. Taking a bite of cotton candy, Kim replied, "Not once."

Famous Kansans: Jeff Probst, host of the reality show Survivor, was born in Wichita in 1961. http://www.jeffprobst.com/

Today's Peace of History: Today's Peace of History, August 26, 1839: The Amistad (Friendship), a Spanish slave ship seized by Africans carried as cargo, landed on Long Island, NY.

It was the fashion of the con to wear many small ribbons attached to the name badge.  These ribbons said things like New Orleans in 2018 or Read Advertently, that sort of thing.  Like wigs among the British in the 18th century, the length of the tag and it's ribbons was an analog to how much status or coolness you bore.   Nametags would swish about as people walked.  Sometimes they look like the 4th Doctor (Tom Baker) 's scarf flowing behind them.  I never saw anyone with the badge name "He who cannot be named" but he might have been there.  "If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?"

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left"? Because women have no rights.

..........Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars.........Eric Idle  .....The Galaxy Song

Masthead of the Week:   fRiday ePistle August 26, 2016.  Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/  Old jokes, new wrapping. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith.  1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS  66046

Moonbeam: You don't have to have fought in a war to love peace.  -- Geraldine Ferraro

Cost of War:

Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 8/25/16: $746,432,918,978.

Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 8/11/16: $745,125,493,557.

Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 8/25/16: $819,747,489,198.

Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 8/11/16: $819,709,277,113.

Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 8/25/16: $11,102,394,796.

Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 8/11/16: $10,901,443,107.

Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 8/25/16: $127,970,178,726.

Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 8/11/16: $126,852,064,738.

Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 8/25/16: $1,708,605,101,873.

Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 8/11/16: $1,705,874,729,293.


“The law of evolution is that the strongest survives!' 'Yes, and the strongest, in the existence of any social species, are those who are most social. In human terms, most ethical...There is no strength to be gained from hurting one another. Only weakness.”  --Ursula K. Le Guin

..........You must first invent the universe.........John Boswell, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking  .....A Glorious Dawn

Favorite T-Shirts: You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.  Act Like It.  "Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11".

Famous Last Words: ...on account of sex.  --19th Amendment to the US Constitution

May Peace power your hyper-drive

And Joy energize your crew

prairie mama

christine

No comments:

Post a Comment