Friday, April 13, 2018

Excusable ePistle


Famous First Words: We have, by this perpetual and irrevocable edict... Edict of Nantes 1598
Happy Blame Someone Else Day !! (Always the first Friday the 13th of the year) You can't blame gravity for falling in love. --Albert Einstein / Teamwork is important because it makes it harder to know who to blame.
..........the overture is about to start.........Howard Keel …..Another Opening, Another Show
50 Ways to Promote Peace #8: Start a collection to donate to charity.
It is a fine (68°F) Friday morning. The sky is covered with a thin layer of cloud and jet trail while small, darker smudges under the cover move swiftly and silently to the northeast. The world is breaking out in color. White blossoms adorn bare trees, other have red or green or brown buds and studs; and all of them are dancing in the morning breeze. High above a flock of gulls fly southeast squawking the praises of the morning to each other. All around in every tree smaller birds discuss the morning as well. Even the dogs – all five of them – are gamboling about on the very green, lush grass. Children gathering at the bus stop laugh and dart about throwing things to each other and generally enjoying the wait. Puck tries to keep an eye on them but keeps getting pulled into dog games and barking conversations with unseen neighbors down the block. The world smells of spring as if the new growth itself releases pheromones into the wind to make everything feel renewed. But I hear the trash truck in the distance and so Puck and I take one last, deep breath of this wonderful morning and return to our rooms. And...really...this may be the best part – mouth full of Moose Munch and mind full of you. Sounds like a great day to me.
Hope your weekend is so much fun that your lawyer suggestion you don't take credit for it, ePistliers.
A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. --John Burroughs / Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in August.
Blame it on Sunspots: Right now, people may notice that their energy—and that of others around them—feels extra intense, like everyone is extra irritable, anxious, impatient, fatigued, nervous, spacey, or stressed. This may be due to the fact we are currently in the midst of powerful solar storms. Source
..........Do away with people blowing my mind….......Jefferson Airplane …..3/5 of a Mile in 10 Seconds
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday to the Pony Express !!
^ From which state to which state did the Pony Express travel?
^^ For how long was the Pony Express in service?
^^^ About how many miles was the trail?
^^^^ What was the monthly pay for riders?
^^^^^ Beside mail, of course, can you name any of the other things the riders carried?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: One macho way to answer the question,Why are you a librarian. ...to avenge the decline of literacy. --Submitted by dr of oh
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 34% of librarians are embarrassed to admit that last night they finally reached their 2011 reading goal. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. --Hubert H Humphrey / Kitten Philosophy: If I just keep looking cute, they'll surely blame the dog.
..........Nature's been good…........Mothers of Invention …..Motherly Love
Moonbeam: I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. --Thomas Jefferson
Something to Think About of the Week:

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Month: All I'm saying is that spring was on time when Obama was president. --Submitted by several cold people
Big Hello: Niltze – Nahuatl (Uto-Aztecan of Mexico) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Week of the Week: National Library Week (April 9-13) --The president of Harvard met the head of the university library walking across campus. “So, how is everything at the library?” he asked. “Just fine,” said the director, “all the books are on the shelves but one and I'm on my way to go get it now”.
I praise loudly. I blame softly. --Catherine the Great / To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
..........Go ask Alice….......Jefferson Airplane …..White Rabbit
^ The Pony Express traveled from St. Joseph, Missouri to Sacramento, California.
Almanac: It is Friday, April 13, 2018. The moon will be new on Monday and is in Pisces. It is American Immigration Lawyers Association Day of Action, National Donate Life (aka Blue and Green) Day, Make Lunch Count Day, and Scrabble Day. Alabama & Oklahoma celebrate Thomas Jefferson's Birthday (1743) and in Maryland it is John Hanson Day. The US commemorates Huguenot Day (1598) and in Thailand it is Songkran Day which honors monks. Because it is the first Friday the Thirteenth of 2018 it is also Blame Someone Else Day.
Among those born on this day were Catherine de' Medici (1519), Thomas Jefferson (1743), Karl Horn (1762), Joseph B Lightfoot (1828), Frank W Woolworth (1852), Heinrich Reinhardt (1865), Alexander Alexandrov (1883), Alfred Moser Butts (1899), Samuel Beckett and Budd Freeman (1906), Howard Keel and Madalyn O'Hair (1919), Don Adams (James Yarmy, 1926), Lyle Waggoner (1935), Jack Casady (Jefferson Airplane, 1944), Tony Dow (1945), Jim Pons (Mothers of Invention, 1946), and Ron Perlman (1950).
On April thirteenth the Edict of Nantes was enacted (1598), John Dryden bcame the first English Poet Laureate (1668), the Messiah was first performed (1742), the first pony express rider reached Sacramento (1860), the Metropolitan Museum of Art formed (1870), Alfred Packer was conviced to cannibalism (1883), the first JC Penny story opened (1902), the RAF was established (Royal Flying Corps, 1912), Sidney Poitier became the first black man to win an Oscar for best Actor (1964), Lawrence Bradford, Jr became the US senate's first black page (1965), Harold Washington became the first elected, black mayor of Chicago (1983), Challenger 5 returned to Earth (1984), Israel missed it's deadline to withdraw from occupied territories (1994).
Night Sky, 4/13: This is the time of year when, as the last of twilight fades away, the bowl of the dim Little Dipper extends straight to the right of Polaris. High above the end stars of the Little Dipper's bowl, you'll find the end stars of the Big Dipper's bowl. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: The Official Supernatural Convention (April 13-15, Gaylord Opryland, Nashville, TN)Dean and Sam are at a Supernatural convention where they meet lots of fans of Supernatural https://www.creationent.com/cal/supernatural_nash.htm
Actual Science Convention of the Week: Races of Corn and the Science of Plant Biodiversity featuring John Hartigan, 4/13/18, University of Texas, Austin. https://liberalarts.utexas.edu/history/events/event.php?id=46534
This Week: Saturday, April 14 – Dictionary Day & National Dolphin Day & Pan American Day
Sunday, April 15 – Jackie Robinson Day & Rubber Eraser Day & World Art Day
Night Sky, 4/15: Right after dark, find Procyon high above brilliant Sirius in the southwest. Look upper left of Procyon by 15° (about a fist and a half at arm's length) for the dim head of Hydra, the enormous Sea Serpent. His head is a group of 3rd- and 4th- magnitude stars about the size of your thumb at arm's length. About a fist and a half lower left of Hydra's head shines Alphard, his 2nd-magnitude, orange heart. The rest of Hydra zigzags (faintly) from Alphard all the way down to the southeast horizon.
Monday, April 16 Emancipation Day & National Bean Counter Day & Save the Elephant Day
Tuesday, April 17 – Blah!Blah!Blah! Day & Bat Appreciation Day & Herbalist Day
Wednesday, April 18 – Adult Autism Day & International Amateur Radio Day
Night Sky, 4/18: Vega, the bright "Summer Star," rises in the northeast around 9 or 10 pm these evenings. Exactly where should you watch for it? Spot the Big Dipper very high in the northeast. Look at Mizar at the bend of its handle. If you can see Mizar's tiny, close companion Alcor (binoculars make it easy), follow a line from Mizar through Alcor all the way down to the horizon. That's where Vega will make its appearance.
Thursday, April 19 – National Garlic Day & National Ask An Atheist Day & Bicycle Day
When you cease to exist, then who will you blame? --Bob Dylan / He who smiles through a crisis has found someone to blame.
..........Any note you can reach, I can reach higher..........Howard Keel …..Anything You Can Do
^^ The Pony Express ran from April 1860 to October 1861 when the continental railroad was completed.
'Nother Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Oklahoma Teacher Sign: Sorry we're late....Our history books says the Capitol is in Guthrie, OK (Maybe it's time for an update) --Submitted by ss of ks
Moonbeam: Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. --Samuel Beckett
Late Night Snacks: Speaking of Putin, Hillary Clinton just called the Russian president a world-class misogynist. When Drumpf heard that, he was like, "Wait, he gives massages too?" Hillary also said that when Putin heard Angela Merkel is scared of dogs, he brought one to a meeting with her. Which explains why at his next meeting with Drumpf, Putin will bring a treadmill. --Jimmy Fallon / The makers of Pokémon Go have announced that they will use the app to encourage and reward players for walking around and picking up garbage on Earth Day. While the makers of Tinder have ALWAYS encouraged people to pick up garbage. --Seth Meyers / I thought it might be nice to start the show on a positive note with a special message from a special man, the host of “The 700 Club,” Mr. Pat Robertson, with a thought for the day: “There’s nothing in the Bible about mermaids. I think they're kind of half-fish and half-women. I don't think that such a creature exists.” Well, thanks, Pat. I'm glad you finally cleared the mermaid controversy up. A kid wrote in and asked Pat if the Bible said it was OK to play with mermaid toys. Good news, it is. Imagine if you go to Hell and it's for that. --Jimmy Kimmel / Yesterday the White House announced that they've hired a new employee. Former actress Caroline Sunshine, who starred on the Disney Channel show "Shake It Up," has joined the White House press office. So it appears she's only comfortable working for Mickey Mouse organizations. --James Corden / The 2020 census is asking a new question that many say is invasive and inappropriate. The question is: "Are you Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?” --Conan O'Brien / Donald Drumpf loves to trash talk people, but, strangely, he has never said one bad thing about Vladimir Putin. In fact, last week, Drumpf called Putin to congratulate him on winning a shady election in which he was the only real candidate, despite the fact that his advisors gave him notes in all-capital letters stating "DO NOT CONGRATULATE.” Come on guys, if you want him to read a note, put it on something he pays attention to, like a cheeseburger or Ivanka. --Stephen Colbert
Not So Late Night Snacks: Now, the Oklahoma teachers - and this is cool - the Oklahoma teachers were offered a raise, and they said no. We want a raise, and you need to increase classroom funding. One of them complained that their civics textbooks are so old that they still say Bill Clinton is president. Teachers, are you sure you want to change that? --Peter Sagal Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
50 Ways to Promote Peace #7: Embrace diversity and get to know other cultures by traveling the world and by doing research.
When people are lame, they love to blame. --Robert Kiyosaki / A book just fell on my head but I've only got my shelf to blame.

..........And the plastic's all melted...........Mothers of Invention …..Who Are The Brain Police
^^^ A 1,900 mile route from St. Joseph to Sacramento. It was 100 miles shorter than the stage coach route.
Not So Worthless Facts of the Week: Donate Life: In August of 2017, 116,000 men, women, and children were on the national transplant waiting list. 33,611 transplants were performed in 2016. 20 people die each day waiting for a transplant. You can sign up as a donor at: https://www.donatelife.net/register/
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Real gardeners buy at least 10,000 plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they will put any of them when they get home. --Submitted by sd of ks
Weird Word of the Week: Fabless – a semiconductor company that designs chips but does not manufacture them. ...a long, kind of detailed explanation ...silicon foundries … fabrications plants … wage rates and other costs … http://www.worldwidewords.org/turnsofphrase/tp-fab1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Clean chocolate from clothing. Sponge the spot with a solution of one tablespoon 20 Mule Team Borax and one cup warm water. Flush with water. If that doesn't work, make a paste with borax and water, work into the stain, let set for one hour, flush well with warm water, and launder as usual. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/20muleteam.html
Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame. --Mason Cooley / No problem is too large or too difficult to be blamed on somebody else. --Maxine
...........Look what's happening out in the street….......Jefferson Airplane …..Volunteers
^^^^ Riders were paid $100 each month.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Worthless – without real value or use King Henry VI, Part III: Act 1 Scene 1 Warwick: Poor Clifford! how I scorn his worthless threats!
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of Spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop for directions. --mja of ks
Science Experiment You Can Do At Home of the Week: Salty Science: Floating An Egg In Water – A density demonstration from Science Buddies https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/salty-science-floating-eggs-in-water/
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck grilling a lookout insect in the case of the Bumbling Bloodhound.
It's easier to blame the person with less power. --Gloria Steinem / Starting tomorrow, whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else.
..........Everybody's clean and it can't happen here...........Mothers of Invention …..It Can't Happen Here
^^^^^ Each rider carried a bible, a sheath knife, a horn, a cavalry rifle, and a colt revolver.
Month of the Week: April is International Guitar Month – Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”. / What’s the difference between a Fender and a Gretsch? The Gretsch burns longer.
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: It's not drinking alone if your dog is home.
Most Beautiful Thing in the State: Monongahela National Forest, West Virginia: With elevations ranging from around 1,000 feet to 4,863 feet above sea level, the Monongahela National Forest offers beautiful views, wildlife, and the highest point in the state. The variety of terrain and rainfall across its more than 900,000 acres gives it one of the most diverse forest ecosystems in the country, supporting more than 225 bird species; 75 species of trees; and 70 fish species, both game and nongame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GbOtHThns
Today's Peace of History: April 13, 1933 – Ruth Bryan Owen became the first woman to represent the US as a foreign minister when she was appointed as envoy to Denmark.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. --Doug Larson / You have a problem with avoiding personal accountability. Yeah, and whose fault is that?
Blame it on Twitter: My suspicion is that the world of social media is leading us into this intense worry. Events become enormously magnified as they rocket about the social media echo chamber, intensifying their magnitude with every click of the send button. Source
..........We are all outlaws in the eyes of America….......Jefferson Airplane …..We Can Be Together
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle, April 13, 2018, Excusable ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Generic Tag Line. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: I want three words: Woman, Atheist, Anarchist. That's me. --Madalyn Murray O'Hair
Cost of War: As of 4/12/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,811,578,630,061.
As of 4/5/18 Military Costs of War since 2001: $2,809,669,253,094.
As of 4/12/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $820,092,349,640.
As of 4/5/18 Homeland Security Costs since 2001: $818,794,567,539.
As of 4/12/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $580,630,461,317.
As of 4/5/18 Interest on War Debt since 2001: $578,998,793,728.
As of 4/12/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $287,597,851,344.
As of 4/5/18 Veterans Care since 2001: $287,226,984,304.
As of 4/12/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,499,900,091,536.
As of 4/5/18 Total Cost of Wars since 2001: $4,494,690,237,414.
50 Ways to Promote Peace #6: Don't purchase weapons. http://uncustomary.org/50-ways-promote-peace/
..........Oh, I'd swap my gun and I'd swap my mule..........Howard Keep …..Bless Your Beautiful Hide
I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism – or commies. --P.J. O'Rourke / In my high school yearbook I was voted most likely to blame somebody else.
Famous Last Words: for ever and ever amen. The Messiah
May Peace be your reason
And Joy be your excuse
prairie mama
christine


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