Friday, April 21, 2017

ePistle (n.) lEtter

Famous First Words: Hello, Howard... Lawrence & Lee Inherit the Wind
Happy Birthday to Webster's Dictionary: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition / The new online dictionary of metaphysics can tell you when you are mispronouncing a word in your head and correct it for you.
..........Tis a rhyme for your lips and a song for your heart.........Patti LuPone …..Look to the Rainbow
Education is the vaccine for violence. --Edward James Olmos
It is a chilly (49°F) Friday morning. The sky is solid cloud to the east and south and largely, simply blue to the west and north. The clouds come in all forms – a thin streaky layer enlightened by the unseen rising sun way up – with pretty puffs floating beneath. To the south is a thicker layer onto which wind has painted clouds curling and writhing like waves driven to shore by a storm. The same breeze blows my sweater and the tree limbs in their new spring togas and the dandelions waving above lawns. It kisses my cheek and runs off to play with some other toy it finds. Puck paces the perimeter until he finds a rabbit waiting patiently in the neighbors yard and summons the other dogs to come out and intimate the fat little bunny who sits there unmoved and unmoving. Bird song is everywhere except the backyard; event he squeaky newly hatched sparrows in the birdhouse are quiet this morning. School does not meet today and so there are no children waiting at the corner, no laughter or muffled conversation, only the whooo of the mourning dove. A attempted murder (2) crows fly overhead going directly east; they fly silently. The world is so green everywhere and dotted with blues and reds and yellows and whites. It's just so...so...spring. But the cool of the morning begins to seep into my clothing and I gather my dog and we return to the warmth and the smell of brewing coffee and the white noise of furnaces and computers. I sit now, sweetened, creamed decaf in my mouth and nose and thoughts of you on my mind. Sigh, what a morning and it isn't even 8 yet.
Hope your weekend defines wild, ePistliers.
Finally found love...page 90 in the dictionary. / Sally went crazy looking for the meaning of life in a dictionary.
..........You say yes and I say no..........The Cure …..Hello, Good-bye
Trivia Questions: Rome turns 2,770 years old today.
^ What is the story of the founding of the city anyway?
^^ Know the population of modern Rome, more or less?
^^^ What Acronym left over from Empire days is still seen all over the city?
^^^^ What construction material was invented by the ancient Romans?
^^^^^ Any idea when Rome became the capital of Italy?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: By the time of their retirement, a librarian will have spent 12.6 years of their life waiting for the Inter-library Loan Site to load. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts ~~So we don't call it OCLC anymore?
Moonbeam: Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs. --Charlotte Bronte
If you look up the word “expert” in the dictionary, you will find a definition of the word “expert”. / Have you ever laughed at a joke and then looked up the words later in Urban Dictionary?
..........Pop before the war, lunch before the score.........Iggy Pop …..Blah-Blah-Blah
Something to Think About of the Week: Every day we can resurrect ourselves and come closer to understanding our true nature. Every mistake and every triumph can be a resurrection and renewal, a step toward the complete freedom. More
Big Hello: Chôm rab suôr – Khmer (Cambodia)
Week of the Week: Coin Week (April 16-22) –After months of working overtime at the Royal Mint, coin makers went on strike to make less money. / How did the penguins make the decision? flipper coin. http://www.spectrumfantasticartlive.com/
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Spectrum Fantastic Art Live (April 21-23, Kansas City Convention Center) A few hundred of today's brightest artist stars will fill SFAL's exhibitor booth and artist table areas.
cashew (n.) The sound of a nut sneezing. / poor (adj.) When you have too much month at the end of your money.
..........Slippin' through the so and so's..........Iggy Pop …..Moonlight Lady
^ Rome was founded by Romulus. Roman legend says that Romulus had a twin brother called Remus. As babies they were abandoned in the area which later became Rome. A she-wolf found and raised them, but when they grew up Romulus fought and killed Remus and became the first ruler of Rome!
Almanac: It is Friday, April 21, 2017. The moon was last quarter last Wednesday and is in Pisces. It is Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day, Kindergarten Day, LGBT National Day of Silence, National Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day, National Day of Silence, National Surprise Drug Test Day, and the Queen's actual birthday. In both
Belize and Hong Kong they celebrate the Queen's Birthday. In Indonesia it is Kartini Day and in Texas it is San Jacinto Day (1836).
Among those born on this day were Ulrich von Hutten (1488), Arcangelo Crivelli (1546), John A van Riebeeck (1619), Johann Philipp Kafer (1673), Jean-Baptiste Biot (1774), Friedrich Froebel (1782), Charlotte Bronte (1816), Fredrick Bajer (1837), Max Weber (1864), Leo Blech and Vojtech Rihovsky (1871), Pat Brown (1905),
Marcel Camus (1912), Choh Hao Li (1913), Anthony Quinn and Andor Kovach (1915), Daniel Melnick (1924), Don Tyson (1930), Elaine May (1932), Charles Grodin (1935), John McCabe (1939), Iggy Pop (James Newell Osterberg, 1947), Patti LuPone (1949), Tony Danza (1951), Andie MacDowell (Rosalie Anderson, 1958), Robert Smith (Cure, 1959), Sergei Zalyotin (1962), and Tia Jackson (1972).
On April twenty-first Rome was founded (753 BCE), The Treaty of Saint Maartens Dike was signed (1420), the Maryland Toleration Act allowed freedom of all worship (1649), John Adams was sworn in as the first US vice president (1789), Grillparzer's Sappho premiered (1818), Webster published his first dictionary (1828), the first railroad bridge across the Mississippi River was completed (Rock Island to Davenport, 1856), the US Mint in Denver was established (1862), the first buffalo was born in Golden Gate Park (1892), Black longshoremen struck for higher wages (St. Louis, 1892), Shaw's Arms & the Man premiered (1894), Ty Cobb played his first pro game (1904), the zipper was patented (1913), Bulgaria outlawed all political parties (1935), the first Polaroid camera was sold in the US (1948), Inherit the Wind premiered (1955), Heartbreak Hotel became number one (1956), Brasilia became the capital of Brazil (1960), the Orbiting Astronomical Observatory 4 was launhed (Copernicus, 1972), the 1 pound coin was introduced inthe UK (1983), Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's empty vault (1986), Beijing's Tiananmen Square demonstration began (1989), Brazil voted out the monarchy (1993), and the ashes of Timothy Leary and Gene Roddenberry were launched into orbit (1997).
Night Sky 4/21: The weak Lyrid meteor shower should peak in the hours before Saturday's dawn. The Moon will be only a waning crescent.
This Week: Saturday, April 22 – National Earth Day & National Jelly Bean Day
Night Sky, 4/22: Look high in the west for Pollux and Castor lined up almost horizontally (depending on your latitude). These two stars, the heads of the Gemini twins, form the top of the enormous Arch of Spring.
Sunday, April 23 – Talk Like Shakespeare Day & National Take A Chance Day
Monday, April 24 – National Pigs In A Blanket Day
Night Sky, 4/24: Right after dark, the Sickle of Leo stands vertical high due south. Its bottom star is Regulus, Leo's brightest.
Tuesday, April 25 – Red Hat Society Day & World Penguin Day
Night Sky, 4/25: The spring constellation Corvus, the Crow, perches in the southeast these evenings, about a fist and a half at arm's length to the right of Spica. But above Spica this year is brilliant Jupiter, hogging the show.
Wednesday, April 26 – National Help A Horse Day & National Pretzel Day
Thursday, April 27 – Denim Day & Poem In Your Pocket Day
Housework only comes before quilting in the dictionary. / I wish I could download dictionaries to my brain.
..........Spinning on the dizzy edge.........The Cure …..Just Like Heaven
^^ The population of the city of Rome is around 2.7 million. The entire metropolitan area of Rome has an estimated 3.7 million people.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: United Airlines – We put the Hospital in Hospitality. --submitted by mja of ks
Moonbeam: Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. --Friedrich Froebel
Late Night Snacks: This weekend is Easter, where Christians celebrate the return of Jesus. Unfortunately, this year Jesus can’t return because he’s Middle Eastern and been detained at the airport. --Conan O'Brien / Before he was press secretary, Sean Spicer actually played the Easter bunny at the egg roll during the Bush administration. Which means this week, for the first time maybe in history, we got to see the Easter bunny apologize for comments about the Holocaust. --Jimmy Kimmel / And there's speculation that President Drumpf could cancel the annual White House Easter Egg Roll. Then he said, "Actually, I'm canceling ALL egg rolls, just to get back at JYNA." --Jimmy Fallon / One kid looking for eggs turned up Obama’s birth certificate. --David Letterman
One child, one teacher, one book, and one pen can change the world. --Malala Yousafzai
Chairdrobe (n.) The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser; see also floordrobe. / Synonym (n.) A word used in place of the one you can't spell.
..........up three flights of stairs..........Iggy Pop …..Waiting for the Man
^^^ SPQR stands for "Senatus Populusque Romanus" and means "The senate and the people of Rome." The symbol is still seen all over the city today.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults was an infamous two-hour live American television special that was broadcast one-time only in syndication on April 21, 1986. Hosted by TV personality Geraldo Rivera, the special centered on the opening of a secret vault in the Lexington Hotel once owned by noted crime lord Al Capone, which turned out to be empty except for debris. The Mystery Of Al Capone's Vault is available in its entirety on Geraldo's website.
Weird Word of the Week: eleemosynary – pertaining to alms or almsgiving. From Greek eleos – pity. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-ele1.htm
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get your through times of no libraries. --Anne Herbert --submitted by fb of az
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Fight bad breath. Put a teaspoon of Tang powered drink mix in your mouth, swish around, and swallow. The citric acid in Tang stimulates saliva production and impedes the odor-producing enzymes in your mouth. The orange taste of the Tang also freshens your breath. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tang.html
...........A single note rings on and on and on...........The Cure …..All Cats Are Grey
^^^^ Concrete was a Roman invention used on many structures such as the Pantheon, the Colosseum, and the Roman Forum, which are still standing today thanks to the development of Roman cement and concrete.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Green-eyed – jealous or envious. The Merchant of Venice Act III Scene II Portia: ...and shuddering fear, and green-eyed jealousy! O love...
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: I searched “most amazing dictionary online” for this section and I got 53,000,000 results, 52,999.997 of which were definitions of the word amazing. So instead – Meet the Winners of the Most Beautiful Bulldog Contest (2014) – a site on which even bulldogs look cute, but none of them look happy. http://time.com/71753/meet-the-winners-of-the-most-beautiful-bulldog-contest/
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick. --Submitted by bd of ny
Strangest Thing on the Internet of the Week: Tuesday (4/18) would have been CJ Brune's 71st birthday. Bill mentioned it on facebook and there was a lot of response. Facebook, on the other hand, sent me a note saying: It's Caroljean Brune's birthday, help her have a great day! It gave no suggestions about how to do that.
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck stopping to almost smell the flowers in the case of the Downward Facing Doberman.
Santa noted your facebook entries and this year you are getting a dictionary for Christmas. / I can't find this word in the dictionary because I don't know who it spell it. I don't know how to spell it because I can't find it in the dictionary.
..........Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowl.....Iggy Pop …...Howl
^^^^^ Rome became the capital city of a unified Italy in 1870...taking the title from Florence.
Month of the Week: April is Fresh Florida Tomatoes Month. Here's a little something about tomato pickers in Florida - sorry it's not funny. http://www.ciw-online.org/
Famous Kansans: Mary Ann Summers, traveler on a "three-hour tour" that was lost at sea on Gilligan's Island, was from Winfield, Kansas. http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0005015/
Today's Peace of History: Today's Peace of History, April 21, 1989: Six days after the death of Hu Yaobang, the deposed reform-minded leader of the Chinese Communist Party, some 100,000 students from more than 40 universities gathered at Beijing's Tiananmen Square to commemorate Hu prior to his funeral.
There's a new dictionary for people not yet fluent in shit. / I just hate it when I look up a word and then don't know the meaning of any of the words in the definition.
..........Visiting time is over.........The Cure …..The Walk
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle April 21, 2017, ePistle (n.) lEtter. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Peace and Humor. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: A sign that a peace association is going adrift is its exclusion of other political parties, with whom it could collaborate effectively on most of the problems besetting the cause of peace. --Fredrik Bajer
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 4/20/17: $769,314,888,731.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 4/13/17: $768,727,425,611.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 4/20/17: $820,416,243,607.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 4/13/17: $820,399,073,652.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 4/20/17: $14,619,330,964.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 4/13/17: $14,529,056,221.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 4/20/17: $147,539,068,062.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 4/13/17: $147,036,783,310.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 4/20/17: $1,756,391,059,196.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 4/13/17: $1,755,164,346,292.
With guns you can kill terrorists, with education you can kill terrorism –Malala Yousafzais
..........They need to escape and so do I.........Patti LuPone …..Rainbow High
My dictionary says that the thesaurus died out 65 million years ago. / This thesaurus is so bad that the only alternative word for "terrible" was "terrible".
Famous Last Words: Sie ist zurьckgekehret zu den Ihren! --Grillparzer's Sappho
May Peace (calm, tranquility, composure, ease, contentment) be yours
And Joy (pleasure, happiness, delight, glee) be with you also.
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