Friday, January 6, 2017

ePistle 2.17

Famous First Words: Flying V --Gibson Guitars website
Happy Technology Day! Kronos* was so stupid he put airbags on his computer in case it crashed. / Nero Wolfe** was so fat when he joined MySpace he used it all up. *Because Kronos was so stupid he ate a rock and thought it was his kid. **Because Wolfe was so fat every time he opened his mouth there was a heavy discussion.
..........Well, I can ease your pain.........Pink Floyd …..Comfortably Numb
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. --John F. Kennedy
It is a bitter (-2°F) Friday morning. The sky is littered with thin, streaky clouds whose humid substance does nothing to hold warmth to the earth. An annoying wind brings the wind chill to minus twelve. Snow cover, foot worn and disheveled, reflects the cold from below. No bird songs greets us. Puck walks gingerly and we return indoors as soon as his business is complete; except, of course, to bark at students on their way to the bus stop. So we return to our well lit rooms that smell of brewing coffee and left over incense. I put on music (City of New Orleans) to drown furnace noises and a ticking clock. Puck curls up on the bed, content to hibernate until ground is accessible again. I fix myself a cup of Northwest Blend*** that smells of cream and tastes of cinnamon and sit down to write to you. What a morning.
Hope your weekend and your year are both full of fun and joy, ePistliers.
***I also received Moose Munch for Christmas, but the heat of the cinnamon appealed more on such a cold day.
I don't know how come I go through computers so fast; I think they eat up too many the microchips. / What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
..........He wore a scarlet tunic and a blue green hood.........Pink Floyd …..The Gnome
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday, New Mexico!
^ How much of New Mexico is covered in water?
^^ Any idea what the state flower of New Mexico is?
^^^ How much of New Mexico is covered in forest?
^^^^ What is the principal drawing card of the annual Las Cruces “Whole Enchilada Fiesta” held each October?
^^^^^ About how many Anasazi sites have been identified in New Mexico?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 87% of librarians have a space heater hidden somewhere in the library https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Christine Update: I'm not dizzy except now and again. (No the other kind is spelled ditzy.) It may be “can I really survive another winter” anxiety. But I feel fine and ready to take on 2017.
Moonbeam: I have gazed on the face of Agamemnon. --Heinrich Schliemann
Siri, where is the best place to hide a body? ...The second page of a Google search. / I've decided to change my password to “incorrect”; then, if I type it wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.”
..........Lotuses lean on each other in yearning.........Pink Floyd …..Set The Controls for the Heart of the Sun
Something to Think About of the Week: ...the little we do know about nature suggests that we know even less about God. We had only just managed to get an inkling of the grandeur of the cosmos and its exquisite laws that guide the evolution of trillions if not infinite numbers of worlds. This newly acquired vision made the God who created the World seem hopelessly local and dated, bound to transparently human misperceptions and conceits of the past.” --Carl Sagan
Big Hello: Hi or Apa kabar or Salam sejahtera - Indonesian
Week of the Week: Elvis' Birthday Celebration Week (January 4-8)

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Wizard World Comic Con – New Orleans (January 6-8) ...Featuring David Duchovny (Fox Mulder) and Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy). http://www.wizardworld.com/comiccon/neworleans
How many LED lights does it take to change a light bulb? O, they can't, they're not bright enough. / How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Duh, that's hardware.
..........Envy is the bond between the hopeful and the damned.........Pink Floyd …..Green is the Colour
^ Lakes and rivers make up only .002% of New Mexico's total surface area. The lowest water-to-land ratio of all the states. ~~And several of the lakes are man-made.
Almanac: It is Friday, January 6, 2017. The moon was first quarter yesterday and is in Aries. It is National Bean Day, National Cuddle Up Day, National Shortbread Day, National Technology Day, and Three Kings Day aka Epiphany aka Twelfth Night. And in Uruguay it is Children's Day.
Among those born on this day were Richard II (1367), Joan of Arc (1412), Francois de la Croix (1683), Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier (1745), Kaspar Masek (1794), Ludwig Erk (1807), Heinrich Schliemann (1822), Sherlock Holmes (1854), Georges Witkowski (1867), Carl Sandburg (1878), Tom Mix (1880), Sam Rayburn (1882), Khalil Gibran (1883), Loretta Young (1913), Alan Watts (1915), Earl Scruggs (1924), EL Doctorow (1931), Doris Troy (1937), Bonnie Franklin (1944), Pepe LePew (1945), Roger Barfrett (Pink Floyd, 1946), Kim Wilson (1951), and Rowan Atkinson (1955).
On January sixth Harald was crowned king of England (1066), Pizarro founded Lima, Peru (1535), Henry VIII married Anne of Cleves (his 4th, 1540), Washington married Martha (his 1st, 1759), Congress began investigating Credit Mobilier (1873), New Mexico was admitted to the union (1912), Merrill Lynch was founded (1914), US marines invaded Nicaragua (1927), FDR gave his 4 freedoms speech (Speech, Worship, from want and from fear, 1941), Britain recognized the Chinese government (1950), Gibson patented the Flying V Guitar (1958), and the last Milton Berle Show aired (1967).
Tonight's Sky: Venus sets about 3 1/2 hours after the sun while Jupiter rises around midnight. Sirius rises around 7 pm.
This Week: Saturday, January 7 – International Programmers' Day & Fruitcake Toss Day
Night Sky, January 7: Look above the Moon this evening for the two or three brightest stars of Aries.
Sunday, January 8 – Midwife's Day aka Women's Day & National Sunday Supper Day
Night Sky, January 8: Mars, moving eastwards relative to the stars, can be seen in the evening sky. ~~Saturn is lost this month in the glare of the sun.
Monday, January 9 – National Clean Off Your Desk Day & National Cassoulet Day
Tuesday, January 10 – National Poetry at Work Day & League of Nations Day
Night Sky, January 10: Uranus is high in the south around 7 pm and Mercury can be seen before dawn.
Wednesday, January 11 – Learn Your Name in Morse Code Day
Thursday, January 12 – Kiss a Ginger Day & Blame Someone Else Day
Night Sky, January 12: The moon comes full(Wolf) in Cancer. Neptune looks like an icy blue-gray moon of Mars.

It's easy to count in binary, as easy as 01 10 11. / There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
..........The sound of music in my ears.........Pink Floyd …..Fat Old Sun
^^ The leaves of the Yucca, New Mexico's state flower, can be used to make rope, baskets, and sandals.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: Well aren't you just a little ray of black pitch?
Moonbeam: A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. --Sam Rayburn
Late Night Snacks – The Year in Review: A Chinese investment firm has bought the company behind the Batman movies. Which explains why in the next Batman movie, a young Bruce Wayne sees his parents killed, then goes back to making iPhones at the factory. --Conan O'Brien (1/14/16) / Today is Super Tuesday. Again. Am I the only one who thinks there are starting to be more Super Tuesdays than normal Tuesdays? They're even calling it Super Tuesday 3. --James Corden (3/15/16) / A group of alleged mobsters were just arrested in New York and their nicknames included Grandpa, Baldy, Lazy Eye and Fat Sal. Which are the same nicknames Drumpf gave his possible running mates. --Jimmy Fallon (4/16/16) / Last night, the Federal Election Commission announced how much cash each campaign has on hand. And Hillary Clinton is burying Donald Drumpf $42 million to $1.3 million. I always knew those huge skyscrapers were overcompensating for something in his pants. I just never imagined it was his wallet. --Stephen Colbert (6/21/16) / Nissan is now offering a limited-edition version of its Rogue SUV to promote the new movie “Star Wars: Rogue One” featuring a collectible helmet, because nothing says “great car” like a complimentary helmet. --Seth Meyers (11/17/16) / It’s beginning to feel like Christmas here in Hollywood. There’s gingerbread syrup in our lattes. There’s fake snow in our outdoor shopping malls. Tiny Chihuahuas in Santa hats are peeking out of our Louis Vuitton bags. It’s really a wonderful time of the year. --Jimmy Kimmel (12/14/16)
Peace is not an accident. Peace is not a gift. Peace is something we must all work for, every day, in every country. --Ban Ki-moon
Why did Facebook pay $1billion for Instagram; they could have downloaded it for free. / They call it “hyper text” because of too much JAVA.
..........Free to play along with time.........Pink Floyd …..Remember a Day
^^^ ¼ of New Mexico is forested and the state has 7 National Forests including the nation's largest, Gila National Forest.
Worthless Fact of the Week: According to early Spanish articles the Lima area was once called Itchyma, after its original inhabitants.
Worthwhile Action of the Week: The February Sisters, realizing the precarious position of women's rights and freedoms, support the Women's March on Washington (January 21, 2017) and its solidarity march in Topeka, Kansas. We urge you to attend and to add your presence and your voice to the struggle.
Weird Word of the Week: Obnubilate – to darken, dim, cloud over, or obscure. From Latin nubes, a cloud. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-obn1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Cure a hangover. Honey is a concentrated source of fructose. Eating SueBee honey on crackers helps your body flush out whatever alcohol remains. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/suebee.html
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. / I/O, I/O, it's to the ports I go, to read and write each bit and byte, 1/O, I/O. --Gary Kephart
...........Now wakes the owl, now sleeps the swan.........Pink Floyd …..A Pillow of Winds
^^^^ Las Cruces makes the world's largest enchilada for the Whole Enchilada Fiesta.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Drugged - food or drink adulterated with a drug. Macbeth Act 2 Scene 2: Lady Macbeth: ...I have drugg'd their possets, that death and nature do contend about them...
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: The most amazing space discoveries of 2016: http://www.space.com/35099-most-amazing-space-astronomy-discoveries-of-2016.html
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck pretending to nap in the case of the Sleepy Silkzer.
When Dr. Seuss was a Tech Writer:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your SD card abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
..........Your fantasies merge with harsh realities.........Pink Floyd …..Childhood's End
^^^^^ Archaeologists have found 25,000 sites associated with the amazing Anasazi civilization who were ancestors of the Pueblo.
Month of the Week: January is National Hot Tea Month --How long does it take to ship tea from China? Oolong / What was under the old lady's teacozy? Tea-pends
Famous Kansans: You'll be happy to note that we are finished with notorious Kansans and have moved on to fictional ones. Helen Crump, girlfriend of Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show, was from “rural Kansas”.
Today's Peace of History, January 6, 1832: The New England Anti-Slavery Society was founded at the African Meeting House in Boston.
99 little bugs in the code...
99 little bugs in the code...
Take one down, patch it around...
127 little bugs in the code...
..........We don't need no education.........Pink Floyd …..Another Brick in the Wall (Part II)
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle January 6, 2017, ePistle 2.17. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ No new news at all. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. --Alan Watts
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 1/5/16: $759,222,373,664.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 12/29/16: $758,575,010,896.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 1/5/16: $820,121,276,938.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 12/29/16: $820,102,356,559.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 1/5/16: $13,068,123,110.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 12/29/16: $12,968,640,557.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 1/5/16: $138,907,853,400.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 12/29/16: $138,354,316,814.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 1/5/16: $1,735,314,157,933.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 12/29/16: $1,733,962,361,874.
Breathe in joy and strength. Breathe out wisdom and peace.
..........But it was only a fantasy.........Pink Floyd …..Hey You
Know what goes “Pieces of seven, pieces of seven? A parroty error / I use my iphone for almost everything except making phone calls.
Famous Last Words: Uncle Miltie, saying good-night. --Milton Berle
May Peace attend all your updates
And Joy attend all your regular dates
prairie mama
christine
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