Friday, January 20, 2017

eCstatic ePistle

Famous First Words: Senator Dirksen... --Richard Nixon, Inauguration Speech 1969
It is Hunt For Happiness Week (January 15-21)1 --People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if I had enough money I could hire a locksmith. / Money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything.
..........I feel happy inside..........The Beatles ….. Wanna Hold Your Hand
From 20 Things Ways to Promote Peace: Make a personal commitment to nonviolence.
It is a pleasant (44°F) but foggy Friday morning. The cloud has deserted the skies and come down to earth to commiserate with us and to lay a comforting arm around our shoulders. The little wood across the street looks water logged and rather like a Tim Burton movie set. From it comes the skreeing of a single bird; perhaps she is telling the cloud to go home. It is possible to see the light as it falls from the street lamp and is caught by a million water drops, slowing it down so that we can see it being light. The skreeing continues and now includes a second chripy component. Puck does his business quickly and reluctantly and returns to the bright indoors. I remain in the damp and savor the feeling of aloneness that the fog fosters. I draw breaths of water to cleanse my lungs and throat. It smells of water, of wells and streams. But I return to the light and warmth of my rooms. My palate, freshly cleansed by fog, enjoys that first, warm, creamy, sweet sip of Moose Munch. Ahhhh, what a beautiful morning.
Hope your weekend is a happiness marathon, ePistliers.
Happiness is an inside job – William Arthur Ward / Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it.
..........You know what I mean..........The Beatles …..I Saw Her Standing There
Trivia Questions: Happy National Cheese Lovers Day.
^ How old is the art of cheese making?
^^ What state required restaurants serve cheese with every meal?
^^^ What country produces the most cheese in the world?
^^^^ What is the stinkiest cheese in the world?
^^^^^ What are the standards that the USDA maintain about Swiss Cheese?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: Ranganathan's 97th Law: Make up fake patrons and have them check out books you want to save from weeding algorithms. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: We can hear the silent voice of the spiritual universe within our own hearts. --Ruth St. Denis
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only things I want to buy are the meds they must be on. / Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
..........Oh, and this boy could be happy.........The Beatles …..This Boy
Something to Think About of the Week: A little science estranges man from God, but much science leads them back to Him. --Louis Pasteur
Big Hello: Halaugikpin – Inupiaq (Alaska)
Days of the Month: Bald Eagle Appreciation Days (January 21-22) --

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Auburndale City Con 2017 (January 20-21, Auburndale FL).A multi-sensory event focusing on comics, science fiction, television, movies, gaming, and pop culture. ~~There's a narrow focus. https://www.facebook.com/auburndalecitycon/
As best man it is my job to tell you about the groom, and all the embarrassing things that have happened to him in the 28 years leading up to what was the happiest day of his life until I started this speech. / I've got nothing to do today but smile. --Paul Simon
..........Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..........The Beatles …...It Won't Be Long
^ The earliest secure evidence of cheese making dates back to 5,500 BCE in Poland.
Almanac: It is Friday, January 20, 2017. The moon was last quarter yesterday and is in Scorpio. It is Inauguration Day, Camcorder Day, Data Innovation Day, National Cheese Lovers Day, Penguin Awareness Day, National Disc Jockey Day, and Women's Healthy Weight Day. In Bulgaria it is Grandmother's Day aka Babin Den. Because it is the third Friday it is also International Fetish Day and Arbor Day in Florida.
Among those born on this day were Johann Schein (1586), Francesco Conti (1681), Richard H Lee (1732), Andre-Marie Ampere (1775), Sebastian de Iradier (1809), Charles A. Ellwood (1873), Ruth St Denis (1877), A P Merritt (1884), Leadbelly (1889), George Burns (1896), Federico Fellini (1920), Ray Anthony (1922), Patricia Neal (1926), Martin Landau (1928), Arte Johnson (1929), and David Lynch (1946).
On January twentieth the first English Parliament was called into session (1265), Peace of Knarod signed (Denmark & Sweden, 1619), John Marshall became chief justice (1801), the British took Hong Kong from China (1841), Elizabeth Stanton became the first woman to testify before congress (1869), the California Stock Exchange Board was organized (1872), Lone Ranger premiered on radio (1930), Meet the Beatles was released in the US (1964), Richard Nixon (1969), Ronald Regan (1981), and Bill Clinton was inaugurated (1993).
Tonight's Sky, January 20: Venus is growing in magnitude in the west at dusk and Mars is a small red dot above it.
This Week: Saturday, January 21 – Squirrel Appreciation Day
Tonight's Sky, January 21: After dinnertime, the bright, equilateral Winter Triangle glitters in the southeast. Sirius is its brightest and lowest star. Betelgeuse stands above Sirius by about two fists at arm's length. To the left of their midpoint is Procyon.
Sunday, January 22 – Answer Your Cat's Questions Day & National Bible Sunday
Tonight's Sky, January 22: Early dawn spot the waning crescent Moon hanging in the southeastern sky. Some 12° below it (for North America) is Antares. Look 15° to the left or lower left of Antares for Saturn. The same distance lower left of Saturn is Mercury.
Monday, January 23 – National Handwriting Day & Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day
Tonight's Sky, January 23: Jupiter (magnitude –2.0, in Virgo) rises around midnight and shines brightly high due south before the first light of dawn
Tuesday, January 24 – Belly Laugh Day & National Compliment Day
Tonight's Sky, January 24: Uranus (magnitude 5.8, in Pisces) is high in the southwest right after dark.
Wednesday, January 25 – A Room of One's Own Day & Opposite Day & Robert Burns Day
Tonight's Sky, January 25: Neptune is pulling away from Venus in the evening sky but isn't really visible to the naked eye.
Thursday, January 26 – Toad Hollow Day of Encouragement & National Peanut Brittle Day
You can't buy happiness but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing. / A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose. --Tom Wilson
..........I'll pretend that I'm kissing..........The Beatles …...All My Loving
^^ From June 1935 to March 1937 Wisconsin restaurants were required to serve “a small amount of cheese and butter with meals.”
Funniest Thing I read of the Week: Work like a farmer, party like a rock star. --Submitted by nm of ks
Moonbeam: It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. --George Burns
Funniest Thing I Heard of the Week: Fiona Apple sings “Tiny Hands” in honor of the Women's March. “We don't want your tiny hands anywhere near our underpants” ... Tiny Hands
Late Night Snacks: Now Penthouse is offering a million dollars to anyone who has compromising videos of Donald Drumpf. When he heard about the offer, Drumpf provided the videos himself. “I know a good deal when I see one.” --Jimmy Fallon / It’s raining so hard now, we’re actually having mudslides here in L.A. This morning I was driving to work and I was passed by a house. --Conan O'Brien / We have another NFL team in L.A. The San Diego Chargers have announced they will be known now as the Los Angeles Chargers. Two teams is a lot of teams. I was ready for some football. I don’t think I was ready for this much of it. --Jimmy Kimmel / Children’s magazine Highlights has announced that its next issue will include a picture of a same-sex couple for the first time in its 70-year history. Making it the easiest game of “what’s wrong with this picture” Mike Pence has ever played. --Seth Meyers / President Obama is wrapping things up at the White House. You know, cleaning out his desk, handing over the keys, and spackling over the holes in the office wall so he can get the security deposit back, squeeze a little toothpaste in there. --Stephen Colbert / Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the iPhone. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 even celebrated with a fireworks display. --James Corden
From 20 Ways to Promote Peace: When you see someone in trouble, whether he or she is lost, confused, upset, or has fallen, don’t act like you don’t see the person – provide some help.
..........It's not the same but I'm to blame.........The Beatles …..Don't Bother Me
^^^ When it comes to making cheese, no one tops the USA (unless you count the European Union as a whole, but why would you do that)?
Worthless Fact of the Week: The Peace of Knarod ended the Kalmar War between Denmark-Norway and Sweden (1611-13).
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: A pervert, a con artist, and a fascist walk into a bar. The Bartender says, “What'll it be, Mr. President-Elect?” --submitted by bg of ks
Wicked Funniest Thing I Heard of the Week: It's DeVossy by the Bald Piano Guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNVtJFK5xdc ~~It's demonic, it's demeaning, it's DeVossy --submitted by rhb of ks
Weird Word of the Week: Quadricycle: A strange report appeared in the Observer last Sunday. It said that the British Department of Transport has produced a list of the most environmentally friendly vehicles to drive, but has left out electrically powered ones, like the British G-Wiz, on the grounds these are quadricycles, not cars. http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-qua2.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Make a bath toy. Use an empty SueBee Honey bear in the bathtub. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/suebee.html
At ComiCon, all I could think was how happy these people's moms must be to have the house to themselves for a few hours. / Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. --George Burns
...........Baby take a chance with me.........The Beatles …..Little Child
^^^^ The northern French Vieux-Boulogne is an unpasteurized cow's milk cheese, and thanks to some “electronic nose sensors” it claims the smelly prize.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: epileptic --relating to or having epilepsy. King Lear Act II Scene II Kent: A plague upon your epileptic visage!
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: The W-Fi-FreeSpottm Directory is a listing of locations that offer Free Wi-Fi USA State-by-State listings and the rest of the world too. http://www.wififreespot.com/
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck coping with the winter storm in the case of the icy Istrian.
The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory. / Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. --Bo Derek
..........Love you like no other, baby........Beatles …..I Wanna Be Your Man
^^^^^ The US regulates the holes in domestically produced Swiss Cheese. The official size recommendation is 3/8 to 13/16 inch in diameter.
Month of the Week: January is National Hot Tea Month --You should never drink a hot beverage if it isn't your cup of tea.
Famous Kansans: Matt Dillon was a fictional marshal of Dodge City KS.
Today's Peace of History, January 20, 1920: The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) was founded by Roger Baldwin, Congresswoman Jeannette Rankin, labor leaders Rose Schneiderman and Duncan McDonald, Rabbi Judah Magnes, and others.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. / Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat. --Julia Roberts
..........I'm wondering why.........The Beatles …..Not A Second Time
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle January 20, 2016, eLated ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ You Can't Handle the News, Mister. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: The future science of government should be called 'la cybernétique' (1843) --Andre-Marie Ampere ~~Coining the French word to mean 'the art of governing,' from the Greek (Kybernetes = navigator or steersman), subsequently adopted as cybernetics by Norbert Weiner for the field of control and communication theory
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 1/19/16: $760,580,597,208.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 1/12/16: $759,921,311,849.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 1/19/16: $820,160,972,087.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 1/12/16: $820,141,703,771.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 1/19/16: $13,267,900,147.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 1/12/16: $13,175,547,967.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 1/19/16: $140,069,529,405.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 1/12/16: $139,505,589,607.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 1/19/16: $1,738,150,784,027.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 1/12/16: $1,736,773,766,817.
From 20 Ways to Promote Peace: Show a child how to achieve calmness through deep breathing.
..........Never be the lonely one.........The Beatles …..Hold Me Tight
The only thing more important than your happiness is mine, so get on it. / Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. --Guillaume Apollinaire
Famous Last Words: So help me God. --John Marshall Oath of Office US Supreme Court
May Peace find
And Joy gather your happiness
prairie mama
christine


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