Friday, September 23, 2016

eLfish ePistle

Famous First Words: Whereas, on the twenty-second day... The Emancipation Proclamation
Happy Tolkien Week. No one ever talks about the bad hobbits, hobbits gone wrong. For instance, the gangsta hobbit, Yola Swaggins, you may know her from, Yola Swaggins and the Fellowship of the Bling and their hit song, This Day We Bite.
..........It's rainin' but there ain't a cloud in the sky.........Bruce Springsteen .....Waitin' on a Sunny Day
Darkness must pass. A new day will come and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. --J.R.R. Tolkien
It is a crystal clear Friday morning. The sky has only the half moon directly overhead to catch the glitter of the rising sun. The 64°F temperature is perfect for walking or standing or sitting. There are no birds at the feeders but birdsong (with one lone cricket) fills the air and makes a generally upbeat score for the day. Puck did not bother to walk the perimeter but immediately took up watch on the landing between decks. (Perhaps he has intelligence from the neighborhood cats about a dog brutality protest.) The colors of the world, still mostly summerish greens, almost glow in the clear, early light. I breathe deep and sneeze deeply. The call of coffee is strong and we return by separate paths to our rooms. Puck immediately laid down to nap and I fixed myself a cup of hot, sweet, creamy decaf. The smell of coffee clears the pollen from my nose and I breathe in steam and air. Ah, and best of all, now it's time to write to you.
May the stars shine upon your weekend, ePistliers.
Why was Lord of the Rings made into a movie? The fans were Baggins for it.. / Tolkien created an entire language for Elves but names the mountain, Mt. Doom.
..........Heard they crowded the floor.........Harry Connick, Jr. .....Don't Get Around Much Anymore
Trivia Questions: Today is Dogs in Politics Day. I'll name the dog - you name the president.
^ Heidi, a Weimaraner
^^ Charlie (Welsh Terrier), Pushinka, Shannon, Wolf, and Clipper
^^^Him and Her and Freckles, beagles
^^^^ Millie, a Springer Spaniel
^^^^^Spot, a Springer Spaniel born in the White House
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 3 in 4 librarian trivia teams are named "The Dewey Decimators". https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Disclaimer of the Week: Actually not a disclaimer at all. A bunch of my computer is new. At the moment I have only Open Office Writer and not MS Word. At one time, OOW was doubling up lines and they were printing over one another and stuff. If that happens, let me know and I will do something about it. I'm hoping my current spacing will take care of it.
Moonbeam: To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter. --Euripides
How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb? As many as they can get together on a moment’s notice. First they’ll make a song about how great the old light-bulb was and how well their fathers made it, and then they’ll make a new light bulb from scratch, sighing about how much lore and skill they’ve forgotten. / How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb? 10 One to screw in the bulb and 9 to stand on each other shoulders to reach it.
..........El momento ya llegó de separarnos..........Julio Iglesias .....Vaya Con Dios
Something to Think About of the Week: We are made of star-stuff. Our bodies are made of star-stuff. There are pieces of star within us all. --Carl Sagan
Big Hello: નમસ્તે aka Namaste - Gujarati (India)
Week of the Week: National Dog Week (September 18-24)

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Spa-Con - Meanwhile in Hot 

Springs...Arkansas's newest comic convention at Hot Springs Guest of Honor- Nichelle Nichols. http://www.spa-con.org/
How many hobbits does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he’ll invite a few hundred cousins over for dinner to celebrate the new age of the light. / Just because you're talkin' Elfish doesn't mean I know what you're Tolkien about.
..........Been talkin' to the shadows.........Ray Charles .....Black Coffee
^ Dwight Eisenhower’s dog, Heidi, has the dubious distinction of being possibly the only presidential dog banned from the White House. (We will set aside, for now, the fact that Jimmy Carter’s daughter’s dog Grits and Harry Truman’s dog Feller — both unsolicited gifts — were rehomed.)
Almanac: It is Friday September 23, 2016. The moon is last quarter today and is in Cancer. It is Celebrate Bi-Sexuality Day, Checkers Day (aka Dogs in Politics Day), Innergize Day, and Restless Legs Awareness Day. In Puerto Rico it is Grito de Lares Day (1868) while Saudi Arabia celebrates Unification Day (1932) and in Wyoming it is Frontier Day. Because it is the 4th Friday it is also American Indian Day (since 1916) and Love Note Day.
Among those born on this day were Euripides (484 BCE), Octavian (63 BCD), Ferdinand VI (1713), William McGuffey (1800), Victoria Chaflin Woodhull (1838), Edgar Lee Master (1869), John Lomax (1870), Walter Lippmann (1889), Mickey Rooney (1920), John Coltrane (1926), Ray Charles (1930), Julio Iglesias (1943), Loren J. Shriver (1944), Mary Kay Place (1947), Bruce Springsteen (1949),Patti Weaver (1955) and Harry Connick Jr. (1967).
On September twenty-third Harvard held its first commencement (1642), Lewis & Clark returned to St. Louis (1806), the first baseball team was organized (NY Knickerbockers, 1845), the Emancipation Proclaimation was first published in newspapers (1862), Cheyenne, WY held it's first Frontier Days Rodeo (1897), the University of Alberta opened (1908), the first Keystone Comedy was released (1912), the Kingdom of Hejaz & Nejd became Saudi Arabia (1932), Richard Nixon made his "Checkers" speech (1952), a new largest known prime was discovered (2^132,049-1, 1973), Cheryl Ladd replaced Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels (1977), and Sparky Anderson became the first manager to win 100 games in both leagues (1984).
Tonight's Sky: The Moon reaches last quarter today. Half of the side that faces Earth is bathed in sunlight, while the other half is in darkness. When the Moon is at last quarter it is leading Earth in our planet’s orbit around the Sun. September planets: Dawn - Mercury, Morning - Uranus, Dusk - Venus, Evening - MarsSaturn, & Neptune.
This Week: Saturday, September 24 – Fish Amnesty Day & National Museum Day
Sunday, September 25 – Math Story Telling Day & World Pharmacists Day
Tonight's Sky, September 25: Tiny Triangulum, the triangle, wedges between the prominent constellations Andromeda and Aries. Its three brightest stars form an isosceles triangle, which looks like a long wedge. Triangulum is low in the east-northeast at nightfall
Monday, September 26 – Johnny Appleseed Day & World Contraception Day
Tuesday, September 27 – Google's Birthday & World Tourism Day
Wednesday, September 28 – Banned Websites Awareness Day & Fish Tank Floor show Night
Night Sky, September 28: The planet Mercury reaches greatest western elongation of 17.9 degrees from the sun. Best viewed in the morning sky
Thursday, September 29 – International Coffee Day & VFW Day
My teacher's name was Gandalf, needless to say he didn't let me pass. / Why did Bilbo cross the road? To see the chickens...one last time.
..........All over dis worl', hanh..........Collected by John Lomax .....Jumpin' Judy
^^ The Kennedy Family owned Tom Kitten the cat; Robin the canary; Zsa Zsa the rabbit; Sardar the horse; ponies named Macaroni, Tex, and Leprechaun; parakeets named Bluebell and Marybelle; hamsters named Debbie and Billie; Charlie, a Welsh terrier, plus dogs named Pushinka, Shannon, Wolf, and Clipper, plus Pushinka and Charlie's pups: Blackie, Butterfly, Streaker, and White Tips.
Funniest thing I read of the Week:

Moonbeam: He was a wise man who originated the idea of God. --Euripides
Late Night Snacks: A new study finds that if you’re drunk around sober people, you’ll think you’re less drunk than if you’re around other drunk people. And if you’re drunk around sober people, chances are you’ve got a problem. --Jimmy Fallon / A 100-year-old tortoise named Diego has now fathered over 800 offspring. Which is why today, he was the first tortoise in history to be drafted into the NBA. --Conan O'Brien / This week a study was released by the World Health Organization showing that the United States is the third most depressing country in the world after India and China. When Americans heard the news they were like, “Oh, we only got third?” --James Corden / Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson took out a full-page ad in today’s New York Times asking to be included in the first debate. Green Party candidate Jill Stein took a full-page ad out of The New York Times and folded it into a neat little hat. --Seth Meyers / It has been a rough week for Hillary Clinton. She has been dropping in the polls, and over the weekend, even her immune system turned against her. No surprise — all the white blood cells are voting for Trump. --Stephen Colbert
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. --J.R.R. Tolkien
Sam opened a drive-through restaurant in Hobbiton and became known as the Lord of the Onion Rings. / Merry and Pippin developed a spicy recipe for KFC and became known as the Lord of the Wings
..........Together we could break this trap..........Bruce Springsteen .....Born to Run
^^^ After Lyndon B. Johnson moved into the White House in December 1963, he had the White House doghouse redesigned and enlarged to the point that the press corps dubbed it “a palace.” Largely thanks to photographs in Life magazine in 1964 — including a colorful cover portrait and an unfortunate ear-pulling one inside — Johnson’s beagles, Him and Her, became national celebrities.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The Kingdom of Hejaz and Nejd, initially the Kingdom of Hejaz and Sultanate of Nejd, was a dual monarchy ruled by Ibn Saud following the victory of the Saudi Sultanate of Nejd over the Hashemite Kingdom of the Hejaz in 1925
Not So Fun Fact of the Week: Since the nazi flag is illegal in Germany, neo-nazis and racists have turned to flying the confederate Flag.

Weird Word of the Week: Zorb - rolling down a slope inside a ten-foot plastic sphere... (Apparently a New Zealand way of passing time... http://www.worldwidewords.org/turnsofphrase/tp-zor1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Prevent perspiration stains on the inside of hat headband. Peal off the adhesive strip of the the back of a Stayfree Maxi Pad, and stick the maxi pad inside your hat along the headband that rests against your forehead. The maxi pad will absorb perspiration. Replace the maxi pad when necessary. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/stayfree.html
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’ll just sit there in the dark, sadly singing about the beauty of the light that was. / Why do Balrogs paint their feet yellow? So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.
...........tomorrow is the world of yesteryears..........Julio Iglesias .....Hey
^^^^ Mildred "Millie" Kerr Bush was the pet English Springer Spaniel of Barbara and George H. W. Bush.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Buzzer – a person or thing that buzzes. Hamlet Act IV, Scene V (Claudius)
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: Here are pictures from Hubble of the Orion Nebula nicknamed the Stellar Nursery. Click Here
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck exhausted by the case of the Bored Borzoi.
Beards can be red; a blade can glow blue; there's only one precious; and that must be you. / Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbits laugh and walk under it.
...........They keep time by clapping their hands..........Ray Charles .....Mississippi Mud
^^^^^ Spot Fetcher, a brown-and-white English Springer spaniel, lived in the White House with President George W. Bush and his wife Laura during Bush’s time in office. Known affectionately as “Spotty” by his family, Spot was friendly, affectionate, obedient, and eager to please his humans in whatever way he could. Spot often accompanied President Bush into the Oval Office during briefings and other important meetings.
Month of the Week: September is National Honey Month –Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. --Robert Green Ingersoll
Famous Kansans: Kari Wahlgren has provided the voices for over a hundred cartoons, anime, and video games. She was born in Hoisington in 1977. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1312566/
Today's Peace of History: 200,000 attended an anti-nuclear rally in New York City’s Battery Park. It was the largest political protest of the late '70s in the U.S., six months after the partial meltdown of the nuclear reactor at Three Mile Island, Pennsylvania.
So two Nazgul walk into a bar and one says, "Screeeeeechoooooooowwwwwwoooooo" The other says," heard that one already". / Ring Pick Up Lines: Your name must be Balrog 'cause you're smoking hot.
..........We're working over time...........Harry Connick Jr. .....The Happy Elf
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle September 23, 2016. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ None of the news and little else. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: The good and the wise lead quiet lives. --Euripides
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 9/22/16: $749,131,500,887.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 9/15/16: $748,452,686,744.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 9/22/16: $819,826,358,426.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 9/15/16: $819,806,519,465.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 9/22/16: $11,517,206,089.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 9/15/16: $11,412,833,151.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 9/22/16: $130,278,140,208.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 9/15/16: $129,697,515,058.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 9/22/16: $1,714,240,965,889.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 9/15/16: $1,712,823,108,607.
It is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing. --J.R.R. Tolkien
..........What once was laughs is draggin' me now.........Bruce Springsteen .....The Long Goodbye
Tolkien Insult: You're a useless as a shoe shop in the shire / Lord of the Rings Synopsis: A bunch of straight men fight over jewelry.
Famous Last Words: and of the Independence of the United States the eighty seventh. --Emancipation Proclamation
May Peace guard your paths
And Joy guide your steps
prairie mama
christine

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