Friday, February 9, 2018

Deep Dish ePistle


Famous First Words: All persons are by nature free and independent... Constitution of the State of Nebraska
Happy National Pizza Day !! Warning: This could get very cheesy, very fast. Waiter, will my pizza be long? No, ma'am, it will be round.
..........I can't sleep a wink, it is true.........Ernest Tubb …..Walking The Floor Over You
50 Ways to Promote Peace #35: Sign a peace pledge http://kidsforpeaceglobal.org/
I have been sick. I've been so dizzy that I can't keep food down and so that's why this is late and why it doesn't have a real introduction. I'm up at the moment and tryting to decide whether to go to the doctor. Sorry!
Hope your weekend is a supreme, ePistliers.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. / Joan fixed the broken pizza with tomato paste.
..........Oh, darling, I can't stand it when you look at me that way.........Carole King …..I Feel the Earth Move
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday, Volleyball !
^ Where was the game of Volleyball invented?
^^ How is a point scored in Volleyball?
^^^ Any idea how long a game was according to the original rules?
^^^^ How about now?
^^^^^ When was the first international volleyball championship held, more or less?
Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Kids of the 1980s--We may have had stupid hair, but we didn't eat tide pods. ~~Maybe or only because they did come into the market until 2012.
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 17% of library dress codes require staff to wear quirky socks. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Pizza as geometric teaching tool – Has circular shape, comes in a square container, is eaten in triangles. / I called a local pizza parlor the other night as asked, “Do you do takeaways?” They said they did, so I said “what's 23452 music 345?”.
..........And hope I've brought you back across the line..........Carole King …..Fantasy End
Moonbeam: Anyone can win unless there happens to be a second entry. --George Ade
Something to Think About of the Week

Great Thing on the Internet of the Week: Robin Morgan's eulogy for Ursula Le Guin http://www.robinmorgan.net/blog/woman-word-ursula-k-le-guin/
Week of the Week: National School Counseling Week (February 5-9) --OK, but if sentient robots don't rise up and enslave humanity, what sort of careers might you be interested in?
Pizza – the circle of life – a slice a day keeps the sad away. / Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices. 6, please, I could never eat 8.
..........Is the sun shining golden, shining right down on me..........Carole King …..Way Over Yonder
^ Volleyball was invented in the United States by William Morgan, an instructor at the YMCA in Holyoke, Mass. He invented the game by combining basketball, baseball, tennis, and handball.
Almanac: It is Friday, February 9, 2018. The moon was last quarter last Wednesday and is in Sagittarius. It is National Stop Bullying Day, National Pizza Day, Read in the Bathtub Day, and Toothache Day.
Among those born on this day were Ali Sjir Neva'i (1441), William Henry Harrison (1773), Samuel J. Tilden (1814), George Ade (1866), Amy Lowell (1874), Alban Maria Johannes Berg (1885), Brain Donlevy (1901), Dean Rusk (1909), Carmen Miranda (Maria do Carmo Mirandad Da Cunha, 1909), Ernest Tubb (1914), Brendan Behan (1923), Roger Mudd (1928), Carole King (Klein, 1942), Alice Walker (1944), Gary Franks (1953), and Andrew Meltzoff (1950).
On February nineth Russia and Poland signed a peace treaty (Treaty of Andrussovo, 1667), the American Indian Society was organized (1822), Tennessee voted against sucession (1861), Nebraska became the 37th state (1867), Falstaff premiered (1893), volleyball was invented (1895), War Daylight Savings Time went into effect (1942), trade unions merged into the ALF/CIO (1955), GI Joe character was created (1964), Satchel Paige became the first negro league player elected to the baseball Hall of Fame (1971), the Salt Lake City Olympics opened (2002), Ralph Ellison’s novel “Invisible Man” won the National Book Award (1952), Martin Luther King met with President Johnson to discuss black voting rights (1965) and Astronaut Bernard Harris became the first black man to take a space walk (1995).
Night Sky, 2/9: By 9 pm the Big Dipper stands straight up on its handle in the northeast. In the northwest, the W of Cassiopeia also stands on end at about the same height. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/sky-at-a-glance/
Making Art on the Internet of the Week: Weaving silk. A really fun program to play around with... http://weavesilk.com/ Here's one I made.

This Week: Saturday, February 10 – All The News That's Fit To Print Day
Sunday, February 11 – International Day of Women & Girls in Science & National Inventors Day
Night Sky, 2/11: Sirius, the Dog Star, blazing high in the southeast after dinnertime is the brightest star of Canis Major. In a dark sky with lots of stars visible, the constellation's points can be connected to form a convincing dog profile. He's currently standing on his hind legs; Sirius is on his chest. But through the kind of light pollution where most of us live, only his five brightest stars are easily visible. They form a short-handled meat cleaver. Sirius is the cleaver's top back corner, its blade faces right, and its handle is down below. ~~A dog with a meat cleaver...sleep tight
Monday, February 12 – NAACP Day & Paul Bunyan Day & Darwin Day
Tuesday, February 13 – Mardi Gras !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The difference between this pizza and your opinion. People ask for the pizza. / My heart says pizza but my head says extra cheese.
..........All you have to do is call and I'll be there, yes I will.........Carole King …..You've Got a Friend
^^ One scores points by grounding the ball on the other team's court.
Next Funniest thing I read of the Week: If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, that person is a drug dealer. There is no other explanation for that type of income. --
Moonbeam: A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. --George Ade
Late Night Snacks: It's come out that President Trump's director of communications, Hope Hicks, may have partially obstructed justice. Trump sid he's furious with Hicks because he hired her to fully obstruct justice. --Conan O'Brien / Sunday is also the Kitten Bowl on the Hallmark Channel. It will feature the Little Long Tails going up against their rival, a red laser pointer. -- Jimmy Fallon / President Trump yesterday praised Chicago Cubs co-owner Todd Ricketts' appointment as the RNC's new finance chairman, calling him a great addition. Yeah, great if you want to win one election every 108 years. --Seth Meyers / In fact, Trump's state of the union was the least-watched first state of the union in 25 years. Which is impressive - I mean, they're all pretty unwatchable. It's amazing, really. But 45.6 million people did watch which is nearly one person for every standing ovation the Republicans gave him throughout the speech. --James Corden / Here's one unusual thing we found out right before the speech - the first lady traveled to the speech in a separate car. I guess Melania didn't want anything from the Burger King drive-through. --Stephen Colbert
Not So Late Night Snacks: It (the state of the union speech) was so long it was like Lord of the Rings but all the orcs were wearing suits. --Helen Hong, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
50 Ways to Promote Peace #34: Respect your environment

..........And on the whole , it was a very good year for the undertaker..........Carole King …..Smackwater Jack
^^^ Originally, a volleyball match was composed of nine innings with three serves for each team in each inning, and no limit to the number of ball contacts for each team before sending the ball to the opponents' court.
Worthless Facts of the Week: Most of East Tennessee's Confederate soldiers - including a slight majority of the officers - did not own slaves and most of the region's largest slaveholders remained Unionist. Slavery had little political support in East Tennessee. Neither did abolition. Racial attitudes of whites common to the 19th century prevailed in the region.
Weird Word of the Week: Volleyballene – a hollow sphere of 60 carbon atoms and 20 atoms of scandium. This produces a shape made up of pentagons and octagons that looks a bit like an ultra-miniature volleyball. At the moment, it exists only as a computer design. http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-vol3.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Make a slingshot. Construct a slingshot from a Y-shaped tree branch and a Trojan Condom. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/trojan.html ~~How often have I found myself in desperate need of a slingshot and no time to go buy one but with a pocket full of condoms.
Life is a combination of magic and pizza. / People say “If you want loyalty, get a dog.” but my dog would abandon me in a dark alley for a pizza crust, so maybe loyalty has layers. --Elizabeth Hackett
...........Where you just have to wish to make it so.........Carole King …..Up on the Roof
^^^^ In regular tournament play, teams end a volleyball match by winning two out of three sets. A set is won by the first team to score 25 points.
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Submerge – cause to be under water Anthony and Cleopatra Act II, Scene V Cleopatra: So half my Egypt were submerged and made a cistern for scaled snakes!
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: GalaxyFest 2018 (February 9-11, Colorado Springs, CO) --preeminent around-the-clock multi-genre, pop culture comic con across the region http://www.galaxyfest.org/about/
Actual Science Convention of the Week: 2018 Australian Citizen Science Conference (February 7-8, Adelaide) The Australian Citizen Science Association invites you to join us as we bring together citizen science practitioners, participants, thought leaders, and decision makers for the Australian Citizen Science Conference 2018 #CitSciOz18 http://www.informalscience.org/community/calendar/2018-australian-citizen-science-conference
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck disguised as R2D2 in the case of the robot rottaf.
There are two kinds of people in the world: people who love pizza and liars. / I just hate it when I'm trying to eat a salad and it accidentally falls into the trash and then I have to eat pizza instead.
..........But if you don't go in for far-off places..........Carole King …..Spaceship Races
^^^^^ The first World Volleyball Championships were held in 1949 for men and 1952 for women.
Month of the Week: February is Sweet Potato Month –What did the cucumber say to the sweet potato? Stop your yammering
Most Beautiful Thing in the State: Norman Bird Sanctuary, Middletown, Rhode Island. Hiking and native birds are a great combination. Norman Bird Sanctuary is arguably the best place to go for bird watching in state and its located in charming, coastal Middletown. http://normanbirdsanctuary.org/
Today's Peace of History, February 9, 2002: 10,000 people, organized by Gush Shalom (peace bloc in Hebrew), a coalition of Israeli peace groups, marched in Tel Aviv against the Ariel Sharon government's increasingly brutal attacks on Palestinian civilians during the continuing occupation of territory beyond Israel’s recognized 1967 borders.
I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast. / Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.
..........It would be so fine to see your face at my door...........Carole King ….. So Far Away
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle February 9, 2018, dEep dIsh ePistle. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ All this and pizza too. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. --George Ade
Cost of War: Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/8/17: $797,612,518,097.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 2/1/17: $796,902,932,532.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/8/17: $821,243,275,577.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 2/1/17: $821,222,537,410.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/8/17: $1,815,486,798,706.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 2/1/17: $1,814,006,318,592.
50 Ways to Promote Peace #33: Have a plan for dangerous situations of all types (being mugged, house fire, etc.) http://uncustomary.org/50-ways-promote-peace/
..........Oh, let it rain, let it snow.........Ernest Tubb ….I'll Get Along Somehow
The one thing I learned about pizza jokes...it's all in the delivery.
Famous Last Words: La risata final. --Verdi Falstaff
May Peace brew your sauce
And Joy grace your toppings
prairie mama
christine


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