Friday, March 17, 2017

ePistle eTude

Famous First Words: Connecting Ships, Ports, and People … IMO World Maritime Day Website
March is Music in Our Schools Month: Teacher: What are you going to do in the school talent show? Pupil: I'm going to sing "Old Lady River." Teacher: Don't you mean "Old Man River?" Pupil: No, I'm singing about a lady river - Missis Sippi!
..........Seinntear stair are chlairsigh cheoil ….......The Chieftains …...Mo Ghile Mear
All conflict is about difference, whether the difference is race, religion or nationality. The European visionaries decided that difference is not a threat, difference is natural. Difference is of the essence of humanity. Difference is an accident of birth and it should therefore never be the source of hatred or conflict. The answer to difference is to respect it. Therein lies a most fundamental principle of peace - respect for diversity. --John Hume
It is a warm (58°F) Friday morning. The sky is covered with white clouds – thick in the east to hid the rising sun but thinning as they move westward. The bird song is in surround sound coming from every direction and coming in a range of tones and tempos. Even Puck gave up barking his way around the perimeter to listen. The earth smells of rain and dampness although there is no evidence of precipitation but there is humidity hanging in the air. Now and then a car drives by on its way to work, no doubt, given the hour; it is a distraction from the bird concert which continues unabated. Pax and Pepper join us in the warm morning; the Pax howl is a true contrast to the bird cantata with its deep bass. But we return indoors. The rooms smell of coffee and morning. Puck settles in on the bed for his early morning nap and I prepare hot, creamy, sweetened Moose Munch. Ahhh, sweet morning, and now I get to write to you...
Hope your weekend sings in your ears, ePistliers.
Pupil (after singing a song horribly): How did you like my execution? Music Teacher: I'm all in favor of it. / The teacher laughed when I sat down at the piano with my hands tied behind my back. She didn't know I could play by ear.
..........So, if you're glum and feeling down just feel like us and act the clown….......The Chieftains …...Changing Your Demeanour
Trivia Questions: Happy Birthday to the Camp Fire Girls !
^ How many names has this organization had anyway?
^^ Where was the organization founded?
^^^ How many girls were in the original troop?
^^^^ How many of the 5 program levels can you name?
^^^^^ What is the manufacturing label for the camp fire uniform?
Fake Library Statistic of the Week: 26% of librarians think that the worst part of working at the reference desk is that no one can see your awesome socks. https://www.facebook.com/FakeLibStats/?fref=ts
Moonbeam: When an individual is protesting society's refusal to acknowledge his dignity as a human being, his very act of protest confers dignity on him. --Bayard Rustin
I didn't say your voice was out of this world, Johnny, I said it was unearthly.” / Passing notes in class takes on a whole new meaning if you teach music.
..........Giving thanks for God's graces and the birth of the rebel Jesus….......The Chieftains …...The Rebel Jesus
Something to Think About of the Week: Pollock and Motherwell: Legends of Abstract Expressionism is coming the the Nelson Museum July 8 – Oct 29. It will feature Pollock's Mural and Motherwell's Elegy to the Spanish Republic No. 126. Whose up for a Pollock Party. http://www.nelson-atkins.org/art/exhibitions/pollock-motherwell/
Big Hello: Mendvt – Kalmyk (Mongolia & Russia)
Week of the Week: Termite Awareness Week (March 12-18) …

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Anomaly Con (March 17-19 / Denver) Colorado's Own Steampunk and Alternate History Convention. https://www.anomalycon.com/ ~~Alt History is what you get with an Alt President...
You have a fine voice; you probably shouldn't spoil it by singing. / I really like the song you say, Sally, one of these days you should put it to music.
..........He went his way homeward with one star awake..........The Chieftains …..He Moved Through the Fair
^ Camp Fire, formerly Camp Fire USA and originally Camp Fire Girls of America. In 1975 it changed its name to Camp Fire Boys and Girls. Total of 4 names that I could track down; but I wouldn't be surprised if I missed one or two.
Almanac: It is Friday, March 17, 2017. The moon will be last quarter on Monday and is in Scorpio. It is St. Patrick's Day. In Boston MA it is Evacuation Day (1776) and worldwide it is Maritime Day.
Among those born on this day were James IV (Scotland, 1473), Francesco Albana (1578), Georg Osterreich (1664), Georg Ohm (1787), James Bridger (1804), Gottlieb Daimler (1834), Kate Greenaway (1846), Frederic Ayers (1876), Gloria Swanson (1899), Bayard Rustin (1910), Nat King Cole (1919), Stephen Dodgson (1924), James B. Irwin (1930), Tom Mattingly II (1936), Rudolf Nureyev (1938), Edward Harper (1941), Paul Kantner (1942), Danny DeVito (1944), John Sebastian (1944), William F. Gibson (1948), Patrick Duffy (1949), Kurt Russell and Scott Gorham (1951), Gary Sinise (1955), Don Griffin (1964), Rob Lowe (1964), and Mia Hamm (1972).
On March seventeenth Patrick was carried off to Ireland (432), Magellan landed on the Philippines (1521), France invaded Flanders (1537), the first St. Patrick's Day parade was held in NYC (1762), the Britain repealed the Stamp Act (1766), Texas abolsihed slavery (1836), the rubber band was patented (1845), the National Association of Professional Base-Ball players was organized (1871), Eleanor married Franklin Roosevelt (1905), the Camp Fire Girls organized (1912), Tsar Nicolas II abdicated (1917), O'Neill's Welded premiered (1924), the US failed to sign the League of Nations disarmament treaty (1927), the National Gallery of Art opened (1941), Element 98 was announced (Californium, 1950), Elvis bought Graceland (1957), the Dalai Lama fled Tibet (1959), Bill Cousy played his last NBA game (1963), and Golda Meir became Israel's fourth prime minster (1969).
Night Sky (3/17): On the divide between the winter and spring sky is the dim constellation Cancer. It lies between Gemini to its west and Leo to its east. Dim maybe, but Cancer holds something unique: the Beehive Star Cluster, M44, in its middle. The Beehive shows dimly to the naked eye if you have little or no light pollution. With binoculars, it's a snap even from fairly polluted areas.
This Week: Saturday, March 18 – Forgive Mom and Dad Day & Worldwide Quilting Day
Sunday, March 19 – National Poultry Day & Goddess of Fertility Day
Night Sky (3/19) – A good night to observe the Appenine mountain chain on the moon if you have a small telescope. The big black spot is the crater Plato.
Monday, March 20 – Great American Meat Out & Atheist Pride Day
Night Sky (3/20) – Jupiter in due south at an elevation of 34°. With a small telescope you can see the equatorial bands and sometimes the Great Red Spot.
Tuesday, March 21 – National Agriculture Day & Common Courtesy Day
Night Sky (3/21) - Saturn rises well after midnight and will be high in the pre-dawn sky. Mercury becomes visible about twilight.
Wednesday, March 22 – As Young As You Feel Day & National Goof-Off Day
Night Sky (3/22) - Mars gets dimmer and recedes from Venus which is in the lower right sky at twilight.
Thursday, March 23 – OK Day, National Tamale Day, & World Meteorological Day
..........Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff..........The Chieftains …..Winnie the Pooh
^^ Camp Fire Girls was founded in Sebago Lake, Maine by Mrs Charles Farnsworth and Luther & Charlotte Gulick.
Funniest thing I read of the Week: We're Feminists, We're Old, We're Back ...a protest sign outside the state house in Albany, NY.
Funniest Thing I Heard of the Week: Steven Bannon looks like AIDS that came down with a person.
Moonbeam: A woman once said to me, “Any religion that is to be any good to one must be one they make for themselves.” and it is so. She, curiously, was a clergyman's wife. --Kate Greenaway
Late Night Snacks: The GOP’s new healthcare bill cleared its first hurdle early this morning, when it was passed by the House Ways and Means Committee, after roughly 18 hours of debate. And anyone who’s spent 18 hours trying to pass something knows what you get at the end. --Stephen Colbert / New research says that Neanderthals used to relieve pain by chewing on a plant containing the main ingredient in aspirin. Or as that’s now being called, “the Republican healthcare plan.” --Conan O'Brien / The people are really excited about Huntsman's appointment. There is even going to be a movie about Jon Huntsman joining the Drumpf administration. It’s called “So White and the Huntsman,” coming soon to an Imax near you. --James Corden / But it’s a serious thing, and the Centers for Disease Control reminds you, still the best way to avoid contracting an STD is to get really into Dungeons and Dragons in high school. --Jimmy Kimmel
It is a rule of international law that weapons and methods of warfare which do not discriminate between combatants and civilians should never be used. Aerial bombings from balloons were outlawed; the use of "dum-dum" bullets was outlawed and made a crime, on the grounds that they inflict unnecessary suffering. The bombing of hospitals and civilian targets was outlawed. All these principles and standards have suddenly vanished. They are not even mentioned by those whose responsibility it is to uphold them. The use of the most cruel, terrible and indiscriminate weapon of all time, the nuclear weapons, is not even outlawed. --Sean MacBride
Of course your voice is pure; you strain it every time you sing. / Music teachers write music in a notebook.
..........as white as the milk........The Chieftains …..O the Holly She Bears a Berry
^^^ There were 17 maidens at the first Camp Fire Girls summer camp.
Worthless Fact of the Week: The rubber band, also known as an elastic band, laggy band, gum band, or elastic, is usually ring shaped and commonly used to hold multiple objects together. The rubber band was patented in England on March 17, 1845, by Stephen Perry.
Wicked Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Ponder: Every corpse on Everest was once an extremely motivated person. --Submitted by ma of oh
Weird Word of the Week: Zoochosis – the degrading effect of zoos on the animals they contain. From the 1990s. http://www.worldwidewords.org/turnsofphrase/tp-zoo1.htm
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Relieve a toothache. Apply a dab of Tabasco Pepper Sauce to the gum. Made from a variety of pepper called Capsicum frutescens, Tabasco Pepper Sauce contains an alkaloid called capsaicin that has been proven to numb pain when applied topically. http://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/tabasco.html
When the music teacher asked Johnny about his favorite songs he said he had 5 of them, 3 Blind Mice and Tea for 2. / When a music teacher needs to repair an orchestra, he used a band aid.
...........I ramble through old Ireland and travel Scotland o'er..........The Chieftains …..The Lily of the West
^^^^ The 5 program levels are Little Stars (3-5 years), Starflight (k-2nd grade), Adventure (3-5 grades), Discover (6-8 grades), and Horizon (high school).
Word Shakespeare Made Up of the Week: Flawed – blemished, damaged, or imperfect is some way. King Lear Act V Scene III Edgar: but his flaw'd heart, Alacks, too weak the conflict to support.
Amazing Thing on the Internet of the Week: The Cray Machine paints abstract pictures triggered by lower case letter that you type. It's a lot of fun. http://www.zefrank.com/snm/index.html
Puck the Brave Episode of the Week: Here's our fearless Puck trying on outfits for the March for Science (4/22) in the case of the Physicist Pharaoh Hound.
Sally brought a ladder to choir practice because the music teacher asked her to sing higher. / What did the teacher call the short drummer with good rhythm? The metro gnome.
..........And love and whiskey make her old and gray.........The Chieftains …..Love Is Teasin'
^^^^^ Camp Fire outfits and accessories were marketed by WoHeLo which was the name of the first camp created by the organization.
Month of the Week: March is Paws to Read month …

PAWS for Reading is a program that allows children to read aloud to a therapy dog (or cat, or bunny!) in order to improve reading and communication skills. Children read individually to trained therapy pets (and their handlers) in schools, libraries, or other settings where they can feel comfortable and confident — and have fun! After all, a dog will not correct them or make them feel awkward if they stumble. http://www.pawsforpeople.org/paws-for-reading/
Famous Kansans: Major Astro – Wichita children's television character played by Tom Leahy in 1960. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Astro
Today's Peace of History, March 17, 1966: Cesar Chavez and the National Farm Workers Association left Delano for Sacramento, the capital of California, a 340-mile march which would take three weeks.
Our high school band played Beethoven yesterday. Really, who won? / You're a natural musician. Your tongue is sharp and your head is flat.
..........But fair and square I surrendered there….......The Chieftains …...Star of County Down
Masthead of the Week: fRiday ePistle March X17, 2017, ePistle eTude. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Forget news; you're obsessed with news. Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. 1800 Goodell Ct. Lawrence, KS 66046
Moonbeam: The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet. --William Gibson
Cost of War:
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 3/16/17: $765,975,573,307.
Tax dollars spent in Afghanistan: as of 3/9/17: $765,282,072,910.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 316/17: $820,318,645,804.
Tax dollars spent on the Iraq war since 2001 as of 3/9/17: $820,298,378,835.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 3/16/17: $14,106,096,224.
Tax dollars spent on Daesh conflict as of 3/9/17: $13,999,487,926.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 3/16/17: $144,683,345,247.
Tax dollars spent on the Pentagon Slush Fund as of 3/9/17: $144,090,139,307.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 3/16/17: $1,749,417,403,437.
Tax dollars spent on all wars since 2001 as of 3/9/17: $1,745,940,586,232.
If we want to reap the harvest of peace and justice in the future, we will have to sow seeds of nonviolence, here and now, in the present. --Mairead Corrigan Maguire. For St. Patrick's Day, all three of today's peace quotes are from Irish Nobel Peace Winners
..........So fare thee well….......The Chieftains …...Paddy's Green Shamrock Shore ~~The Chieftains for St. Patrick's Day
Look how gracefully that girl eats her corn on the cob,” my mother said at the local barbecue restaurant. Well, she does play flute in the school band.
Famous Last Words: May the Lord God help Russia! --Tsar Nicholas II From his abdication proclamation.
May Peace shine warm upon your face
And Joy fall soft upon your life.
prairie mama
christine
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