Famous First Words: Every day the factory whistle bellowed... --Maxim Gorky Mother
Welcome to Shakespeare Week (24-30)! A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality. ₤ Methink'st thou are a general offence and every man should beat thee. --Shakespeare All's Well That Ends Well
..........Pour myself a cup of ambition.........Dolly Parton …..Nine To Five
You have the God-given right to kick government around - don't hesitate to do so. --Edmund Muskie
It is a gorgeous (67°F) Friday morning. The sky is populated with fluffy white clouds. For visuals a stiff breeze is blowing the willow branches with their newly sprouted leaves, and green is busting out all over. Puck has been out to greet the day and to greet Bruno; but now he sleeps under my desk. Veronica celebrated National Respect Your Cat Day by lying in the open backdoor and respecting the nature she saw there. I have been out to take deep breaths of fresh air and say good morning to my luscious hollyhock plants. All around a great morning. For a soundtrack birds are singing and/or cawing and/or crowing. The smell of new growth wafts about on the winds and conjures thoughts of flower gardens and spring. For taste I have a blueberry muffin; it smells good as well. Ah, and we are still a month away from the darling buds of May.
I prithee, accept mine humble salutation, gentle souls.
First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: If empathy is a sin; sin boldly. --Submitted by gr of oh
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish, O, for breath to utter what is like thee! You tailor's yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck. ₤ Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch. Shakespeare Henry IV Part 1
..........They say “sing while you slave” but I just get bored.........Bob Dylan …..Maggie's Farm
Trivia Questions: Happy 231st Birthday to the Louvre!
The museum is big! How many square feet or meters of exhibition space does it contain?
How many of the 9 categories of art are housed in the Louvre?
What do you know about the Glass Pyramid?
What percentage of the paintings in the Louvre are by French artists?
How many people visit the Louvre each year?
Big Hello: бирибиэт (biribiet) – Sakha (Russian) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm
Second Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I always love it when people say “baby steps!” to imply they're being tentative, when actually baby steps are a great unbalanced, wholehearted, enthusiastic lurch into the unknown. --Olivia Smith --Submitted by WWRWM
Image of the Week: Doot, doot, doot, lookin' out my backdoor.
Coffee Joke of the Week: Rise and Grind! It's Coffee Time!
Away, you three inch fool. ₤ Come, come, you froward and unable worms. --Shakespeare The Taming Of The Shrew
..........Livin' on money that I ain't made yet.........The Vogues …..Five O'clock World
Moonbeam: Life is supposed to be about making the path a little gentler for those traveling behind you. --Reba McEntire
Blasphemy of the Week: I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. I laugh when I hear that people go on pilgrimage to find God. --Kabir
Aging Joke of the Week: I know I'm getting older but, please, stop introducing me as “Oh, this old thing”.
Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Who lacks sex speaks about sex, hungry talks about food, a person who has no money - about money, and our oligarchs and bankers talk about morality. --Sigmund Freud
Aroint thee, go away, rump-fed runion. ₤ Thou cream faced loon. --Shakespeare Macbeth
..........The money, the game and all the acclaim.........The Birds …..So You Want To Be A Rock And Roll Star
1) There is an impressive 782,910 square feet aka 72,735 square meters of exhibition space on four floors. This makes it one of the world's largest museums.
Almanac: It is Friday, March 28, 2025. The moon will be new tomorrow (3/29) and is in Aries. Today is Barnum & Bailey Day, Endometriosis March Day, National Triglycerides Day, National Respect Your Cat Day, and Weed Appreciation Day.
Among those born on this day were Raphael (1483 – the artist, not the turtle), Theresa of Avila (1515), George Ludwig (1660), Johann Andre (1741), Maxim Gorki (1868), Clara Lemlich (1886), Paul Whiteman (1890), Marlin Perkins (1905), A. Bertran Chandler (1912), Edmund S. Muskie (1914), Dirk Bogarde (1821), Marianne Fredriksson (1927), Ken Howard (1944), Dianne Wiest (1948), and Reba McEntire (1955).
On March twenty-eighth the Louvre opened to the public (1794), the first ambulance services opens for business (1866), Goddard first controlled his rocket with gyros (1935), the first national Curling Championship was held (1957), and Wilt Chamberlain played his last pro-basketball game (1972).
Night Sky, 3/28: Now that it's spring, have you met the Leo Triplet? 3 fine spiral galaxies magnitudes 9 to 10, fit into a 1° eyepiece view in the hind leg of leo. https://sky-tonight.com/object/constellation/Leo
Fraternal Picture of the Week: Fixing the hole … where the stuff gets out
This Week: Saturday, March 29 – Smoke and Mirrors Day & World Piano Day
Night Sky, 3/39: Partial Solar Eclipse – Visible in the north eastern US, Greenland, Iceland, and Europe... https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/solar/2025-march-29
Sunday, March 30 – International Day of Zero Waste & Mothering Sunday & Pencil Day
Monday, March 31 – Bunsen Burner Day & Cesar Chavez Day & National Crayon Day
Tuesday, April 1 – All Fools Day & Library Snapshot Day & National Fun Day & St Stupid Day
Night Sky, 4/1: The 10% illuminated moon will be close to Uranus (mag 5.8). It will also be in conjunction with the Pleiades constellation. https://starwalk.space/en/news/astronomy-calendar-2025#astronomical-events-in-april-2025
Wednesday, April 2 – National Walking Day & Reconciliation Day & World Autism Day
Thursday, April 3 - Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day & Tweed Day
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. ₤ I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall. --Shakespeare Hamlet
..........Lord, I'm tired. How long can this go on..........Leo Dorsey …..Working In A Coal Mine
2) The Louvre divides its art into the following categories: 1) Permanent Collection 2) Egyptian Antiquities 3) Near Eastern Antiquities 4) Greek, Etruscan, and Roman Antiquities 5) Islamic Art 6) Sculpture 7) Decorative Arts 8) Paintings 9) Prints and Drawings.
Preantepenultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The Book Burning Festival was called off because nobody had any. --Our Town Cartoons
Moonbeam: Make sure you're always giving, way more than you're taking. --Reba McEntire
Fun Facts of the Week: March 28, 1982: The first NCAA Women's Basketball Championship was held. Louisiana Tech beat Cheney 76-62.
Video of the Week: To Be or Not To Be – Unsolicited Advice with Benedict Cumberbatch, Judi Dench, Ian McKellen, David Tenant, Tim Minchin, Rory Kinnear, Paapa Essiedu, and King Charles III formerly known as Prince Charles. (1:10)
Every part of the journey is of importance to the whole. --Teresa of Avila
I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets. ₤ Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage. --Shakespeare As You Like It
..........All the livelong day.........Pete Seeger …..I've Been Working On The Railroad
3) The Glass Pyramid was designed by I M Pei and completed in 1989. It serves as the main entrance and covers 95,000 square feet (8,825 square meters).
Antepenultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Ice skating is just walking in cursive. --Submitted by UUHS
Weird Word of the Week: Smaze – smoke and haze https://parade.com/1195613/marynliles/funny-words/
Dragon of the Week:
Wacky Uses for Common Products: Remove blood stains from fabrics. Smear Cheez Whiz over the blood stained clothes or sheets, let sit for five minutes, then toss in your regular wash. The enzymes in the Cheez Whiz clean the blood stains from fabrics. https://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/cheezwhiz.html ~~But the question is: does it clean it well enough to get you through a murder investigation?
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon. ₤ I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands. --Shakespeare Timon of Athens
...........Drivin' that train, high on cocaine.........The Grateful Dead …..Casey Jones
4) 66% of the paintings are works by French Artists. Of all the 5,500 paintings by 1,400 artists it is believed that over 500 names are French by birth.
Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Can we make the Hair Mussolini** family businesses crash like tesla? Maybe the bank will repossess his hair. **One of Jimmy Kimmel's 75 Hilarious Nicknames ...
Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Power On Con 2025 (28-30, Colorado Springs, CO) ...Jessica Steen and Tim Dunigah https://www.poweroncon.com/
Actual Science Conference of the Week: 16th Workshop on Breakdown Science and High Gradient Accelerator Technology (24-28, Mérida, Mexico) ...linear collider applications https://indico.fnal.gov/event/65159/
My Joke of the Week: Know who buys American? Putin.
You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe! ₤ You are as a candle, the better burnt out. --Shakespeare Henry IV Part 2
..........She died and was buried in dirt.........Dawn Landes …..The Housewife's Lament
5) Approximately 8.9 million people visit the museum each year.
Protest Sign of the Week: Childhood Vaccines Cause Adulthood
Better Protest Sign of the Week: Toto, I Don't Think We're In A Democracy Anymore
Quote of the Week: The inferiority of women is man-made. --Helen Keller
Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: My mind is like someone emptied the kitchen junk drawer onto a trampoline. --Submitted by HumorThought
Today's Peace of History: Today's Peace of History, March 28, 1799: The New York state legislature enacted a law mandating the gradual end of slavery. Children of slaves would not be emancipated until they had served their parent’s “holder” and reached their mid-twenties.
Thou lump of foul deformity. ₤ Thou are unfit for any place but hell. --Shakespeare Richard III
..........It's home from work we go.........The Seven Dwarfs …..Heigh Ho
Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle, March 28, 2025, wIll's ePistle 2025. Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. Lawrence, KS.
Moonbeam: Again it's time to pray for peace. --Reba McEntire
Cost of War:
As of 03/27/25 State Department Costs: $261.183,218,722
As of 03/20/25 State Department Costs: $260,628,300,408
As of 03/27/25 Homeland Security: $1,195,405,957,996
As of 03/20/25 Homeland Security: $1,194,803,218,872
As of 03/27/25 Interest on War Debt: $1,288,615.546.487
As of 03/20/25 Interest on War Debt: $1,287,065,566,472
As of 03/27/25 Military Costs: $3,138,078,607,284
As of 03/20/25 Military Costs: $3,136,901,758,848
As of 03/27/25 Veterans Care: $4,193,298,608,405
As of 03/20/25 Veterans Care:$4,181,548,631,525
As of 03/27/25 Total Cost of Wars: $10,076,584,432,630
As of 03/20/25 Total Cost of Wars: $10,060,949,737,572
https://www.nationalpriorities.org/cost-of/
When our patterns are threatened by new facts, reason is seldom the victor. --Marianne Fredriksson
Famous Last Words: I want to go. God take me. -Dwight D Eisenhower who died March 28, 1969
.........I ain't working here no more.........Johnny Paycheck …..Take This Job And Shove It --Today's songs in honor of Laugh At Work Week (1-7)
Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade. --Measure for Measure ₤ Thy tongue out-venoms all the worms of Nile. --Cymbeline ₤ Heaven truly knows that thou are false as hell. --Othello ₤ Villain, I have done thy mother. --Titus Andronicus (Shakespeare)
May hourly Peace be still upon you
And a Flock of Joy light upon your back
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