Projected ePistle

Famous First Words: One is not born, but rather becomes a woman. --Simone de Beauvoir The Second Sex

Ah, January, the month of the new year, new starts, new everything. The city of Lawrence has many new projects. There's improved roads and new shopping areas and steam shovels and mud and pavement. Everyday I pass by it and think, I probably should have buried those bodies someplace else. [] I got T-boned by a construction delivery truck the other day. It was a literal ton of bricks.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. --President Dwight D Eisenhower

..........He'll go a-roving plundering no more.........Joan Baez …..Lowlands

Violence is black children going to school for 12 years and receiving 6 years worth of education. --Julian Bond

It is a chilly (33°F) Friday morning. The sky is a clear blue without even a hint of clouds. The sun is rising over rooftops and trees making clear the shapes and colors of deep blue houses and brown, bare branches. Even the robin's breast picks up the light and shines it forward. The robin makes no sound but from a distance a crow calls to its murder. Both Puck and Veronica have been out. Now Puck sleeps and snores on his pillow and Veronica silently prowls the house watching me pour a cup of coffee and doctor it up...silently watching me type at my desk. My coffee is sinful delight; it brings a smile to my mouth and a sigh of satisfaction to my soul. And now it's time to write to you. What a wonderful day this is shaping up to be.

Hope your weekend is free of foreign kidnappers, dear readers. ~~Sorry, I'm trying to think positively about being suddenly insinuated into an international criminal organization in the midst of committing a crime with our money and no accountability.

First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Earth received a cease and desist order from the universe for excessive drama. --Submitted by Club42

The 6 Phases of a New Project: 1) Enthusiasm 2) Disillusionment 3) Panic 4) Search for the guilty 5) Punishment of the innocent 6) Praise and honors for the non-participants [] To the Optimist, the glass is half full. To the Pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the Project Manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal. --John Steinbeck

..........How the winds are laughing.........Joan Baez …..Donna Donna

Trivia Questions: January is National Conscience Month.

1. What is the mission of National Conscience Month?

2. How can we begin educating our conscience?

3. How do we expand our perspective?

4. What are steps we can take to develop empathy?

5. From where might the conscience arise?

Big Hello: sà-wàr-dee – Thai https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm

Second Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: At three days old, 2026 was still young enough for Donald Trump to fu*k it. Witches Against Maga

Image of the Week: Scrabble Shoes

~~Someone should write a song. “bouncing letters and numbers with every step...the ole scrabble shoes”

Let's face it, if I had 8 weeks to do this project, I'd still start 2 days before the deadline. [] That new hospital construction project has this gross looking vehicle. They call it the Icky Bod Crane.

Poverty, privation and want are the school of the good soldier. --Napoleon Bonaparte

..........Oh, look now Joseph, I have cherries by command.........Joan Baez …..Cherry Tree Carol

Moonbeam: If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly...very slowly. --Gypsy Rose Lee

Blasphemy of the Week: What do you call a system that leaves people one paycheck away from being #homeless? Christian Nationalism. But, as a consolation, you do get eternal life. --Submitted by MMS

Coffee Joke of the Week: This coffee is so strong it's brew-tally honest.

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Shark Week used to be a pagan holiday until Constantine rewrote history at the Council of Nicea in 325 AD. --Submitted by Wittenburg Door

Craft stores should issue tickets to patrons who begin a new quilting project before finishing the last one. [] The first 90% of a new project takes 90% of the time. The remaining 10% of the project takes the other 90% of the time.

I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell. --General William Techumseh Sherman

..........Watch them jugs a-fillin' in the pale moonlight.........Joan Baez …..Copper Kettle

1) National Conscience Month is observed annually by the American Meditation Institute to encourage people to use their conscience as a guide for better decisions, promoting personal wisdom, peace, and creativity.

Almanac: It is Friday, January 9, 2026. The moon enters its third quarter tomorrow (1/10) and is in Libra. Today is Play God Day, Balloon Ascension Day, Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, National Cassoulet Day, and National Static Electricity Day. And because it is the second Friday it is also National Hockey Mom Day.

Among those born on this day were Johann Weichmann (1620), Thomas Warton (1728), William Jackson (1815), Lizette Reese (1856), Joseph B. Strauss (1870), Simone de Beauvoir (1908), Dr. Hepcat (1913), Gypsy Rose Lee (1914), Les Paul (1915), Judith Krantz (1928), Algis Budrys (1931), Bob Denver 91935), Joan Baez (1941), Jimmy Page (1944), and William Cowsill (1948).

On January ninth the first women's golf tournament was held (1811), NYC's Astor Library opened (1854), Fisk University was established (1866), Wind Cave National Park was established (1903), the US invaded Honduras (1912), the first helicopter (autogiro) was flown (1923), and construction of the Aswan Dam began (1960).

Night Sky, 1/9: Jupiter is incredibly bright; it's near the Gemini twins. Saturn is low in the southwest after sunset. The beehive cluster will be visible in the night sky throughout January! The beehive cluster, more formally known as Messier 44, or M44, is made of at least 1,000 stars. It's an open star cluster, meaning it's a loosely-bound group of stars.

Fraternal Picture of the Week: Robin Hood and Legolas

Extra Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight, and a bishop. I must have a chess infection. --Home Groan Puns

This Week: Saturday, January 10 – Houseplant Appreciation Day & National Cut Your Energy Costs Day & National Save The Eagles Day

Night Sky, 10/10: Jupiter will be at its most brilliant of the year.

Sunday, January 11 – Learn Your Name In Morse Code Day & National Human Trafficking Awareness Day & National Sunday Supper Day

Night Sky, 10/11: Since the moon is waning, Orion, Taurus, Gemini, and the dazzling Sirius are all visible.

Monday, January 12 – National Clean Off Your Desk Day & National Hot Tea Day & Plough Monday

Tuesday, January 13 -Korean American Day & National Poetry At Work Day & PRB Day

Night Sky, 1/13: Sunrise: 7:38 am Sunset: 5:20 pm (9 hr & 42 minutes of daylight) Moonrise: 10:52 am Moonset: 9:15 pm

Wednesday, January 14 – International Kite Day & Organize Your Home Day & World Logic Day

Thursday, January 15 – Humanitarian Day & National Hat Day & Thank Your Mentor Day

Night Sky, 1/15: It is near the new moon which means the sky is dark. This is an excellent time for viewing faint objects like galaxies. You need a telescope, minimal light pollution and a star map.

Do you know what they call an engineer without a degree? Project Manager [] Any project can be accurately estimated once it's complete.

War is, by its definition, an inhumane act. --President Ulysses S Grant

..........What will your mother think, pretty Peggy-o.........Joan Baez …..Fennario

2) Ground judgments in facts. Learn relevant facts before moralizing. Use simple fact-checking.

Preantepenultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Misery might love company but so does joy. And joy throws much better parties. https://www.facebook.com/TheHippiePeaceFreaks

Moonbeam: I never stop being amazed by all the different ways of playing the guitar and making it deliver a message. --Les Paul

Fun Fact of the Week: Play God Day is a day to perform simple acts of kindness, like offering blessings or help to others, rather than miracles, to make someone's day better.

Video of the Week: Gypsy Rose Lee: Put the Blame on Mame (1:30) https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=479616561524084

There is a thin line between politics and theatricals. --Julian Bond

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we would grow too fond of it. --General Robert E Lee

My boss just told me she was assigning me to a new project. I was excited. Then she said, “It started a month ago”. [] Just when you finish idiot-proofing your project, the company hires a new, improved idiot.

..........And the choirs kept singing Freedom.........Joan Baez …..Birmingham Sunday

3) We can expand our perspective by exposure. Read diverse voices (literature, journalism, biographies) and by seeking dialogue with people who hold different views. (Per last week's ePistle – share a meal.)

Antepenultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Nothing is more dangerous than a shallow thinker with a deep vocabulary. --Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Weird Word of the Week: Solivagant: rambling alone : marked by solitary wandering https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/beautiful-useless-obscure-words

Dragon of the Week:

Wacky Uses for Common Products: Clean milk stains from clothes. Saturate the milk stains with a can of Coca-Cola, let the garment sit for five minutes, and then launder in your regular wash. https://www.wackyuses.com/wacky/cocacola.html

The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war. --General Douglas MacArthur

A badly planned project will take three times longer than expected. A well planned project will take twice as long. [] I set out to learn cooking in the new year. I began with beef stew. But my parsley, basil, and rosemary all turned against me. Thyme is on my side though.

...........it's a still life watercolor of a now late afternoon.........Joan Baez …..The Dangling Conversation

4) Develop empathy in disciplined ways. Use perspective-taking or combine empathy with tempering. Emotional responses inform but do not override factual assessment.

Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: An injury sustained in a pillow fight is known as a concushion. --Andrey Bratus

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: OrcaCon 2026 (9-11, Seattle, WA) ...a cozy inclusive tabletop games convention. https://www.orcacon.org/

Static Electricity Appreciation Video of the Week: A video of the student whose hair stands on end. (:20) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sqKhxQkMotg

Spark of Joy of the Week: At Scrabble on Monday a discussion arose about kidnapping leaders of foreign countries. (Nobody wanted to kidnap poor Charles III.) It started with a cartoon: A map of southern Florida with a circle around Mar-a-lago. There was an arrow from Cuba to Florida with a note 325 miles. I think it would be so righteous somehow for Cuba to kidnap the Don. The idea of him trying to talk the Cubans into giving him land for a hotel in Havana, priceless. The conversation spread out...the medieval king's ransom...kidnapping actual kids...and arrived at a wife swapping scenario: we kidnap all the leaders of the world and each country picks a flag out of a hat...

Overgrown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty. --President George Washington

Our new project manager thinks that nine women can make a baby in one month. [] Elon Musk's 2026 project is to build giant sunglasses for the Earth. The planet will be so cool, it will solve global warming.

..........Una poca de gracia.........Joan Baez …..La Bamba (One little bit of grace)

5) While some religious perspectives argue conscience requires a spiritual soul, atheists typically attribute it to complex, unconscious computations in the brain, emergent properties of intelligence, or innate human social behaviors, though the exact mechanism of subjective consciousness remains a scientific puzzle.

Protest Sign of the Week: Less Fascism More Cowbell

Quote of the Week: Dear Future Generations, please accept our apologies, we were rolling drunk on petroleum. --Kurt Vonnegut

Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: What I love about cats is thow they collectively, as a species, have never once been fed. --Submitted by UUHS

Today's Peace of History: , January 9, 1967: Julian Bond, elected more than a year before, was finally sworn in as a member of the Georgia House of Representatives. The legislature had refused to allow him to take his seat because of his opposition to the Vietnam War and specifically his endorsement of a Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC) statement accusing the United States of violating international law in Vietnam. Bond had been the director of SNCC.

War is a racket. --General Smedley D Butler

True story: my org is discussing the new name for our next project... Our current project "Servicing 2" is finishing soon. There is discussion around naming the next version, and "Servicing X" came from a "trendy" exec. I mentioned a good abbreviation would be "ServX". I'm waiting for either a commendation or a write-up. [] My daughter came home with her high school art project the other day. It was a painting she titled "Raining Cheerios". I asked why she would do a painting of cheerios falling from the sky. She said: "Because I'm a cerealist"

..........I became a slave to the wind.........Joan Baez …..Tumbleweed

Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle, January 9, 2026: Projected ePistle . Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. Lawrence, KS.

Moonbeam: You know, I have no worst experiences. --Bob Denver

Cost of War:

As of 01/08/26 State Department Costs: $283,989,129,547

As of 01/01/26 State Department Costs: $283,431,727,533

As of 01/08/26 Homeland Security: $1,220,177,897,700

As of 01/01/26 Homeland Security: $1,219,572,461,971

As of 01/08/26 Interest on War Debt: $ 1,352,314,797,214

As of 01/01/26 Interest on War Debt: $1,350,757,968,320

As of 01/08/26 Military Costs: $3,186,442,854,218

As of 01/01/26 Military Costs: $3,185,260,814,791

As of 01/08/26 Veterans Care: $4,676,154,123,058

As of 01/01/26 Veterans Care: $4,664,354,201,478

As of 01/08/26 Total Cost of Wars: $10,719,081,458,923

As of 01/01/26 Total Cost of Wars: $10,703,380,813,758

https://www.nationalpriorities.org/cost-of/

The war in Iraq has as much to do with terrorism as the administration has to do with compassion. --Julian Bond

Famous Last Words: I've already paid. --Joan Baez Diamonds & Rust...legend has it being about her and Dylan.

..........Hearts starve as well as bodies.........Joan Baez & Mimi Farina …..Bread And Roses

Any soldier worth his salt should be antiwar. --Norman Schwarzkopf

On time, on budget, on spec – pick 2. [] Remember, if you can't convince them, confuse them.

May Peace be your resource

And Joy be your inspiration

prairie mama

christine

Last Laugh:

Predictable ePistle

Famous First Words: My Dorabella couldn't... --Wolfgang Mozart Cosi fan tutte (La mia Dorabella capace non è)

What will 2026 bring? Here are some predictions I found on the internet. Your dreams will be livestreamed. Neuroscientists are developing tech that maps dreams in near real-time using brainwave patterns. With the rise of streaming culture and oversharing, the next evolution could be broadcasting dreams live—raw, surreal, and unfiltered. ~~I can see where this is going. It will start with Reality Tv Stars -even the losers- having their own channels. Instead of 15 minutes, each has 15 channels of fame. Dreams would only be one of 15 pieces of life that will be in the cloud and on your internet forever. Someday we'll all have our own channels. You get your first one when you're born and gather additional channels as you grow up. I'll have one site that's animated and I'm a curling champion.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. --Khalil Gibran

..........we tak a cup o' kindness yet.........Robert Burns …..Auld Lang Syne

Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition. --Isaac Asimov

It is gray Friday morning. The sky is heavily ladened with a thick cloud layer which has no light or dark areas; the sun gives no hint whether it is shining above or not. Nonetheless, the birds are out singing and eating sunflower seeds. Squirrels are out too, but they are silent. Willow limbs are moving sluggishly as if they are still hung over from their New Year's Eve party. Puck went out but did not stay long and now he is snoring on his pillow. (I wonder what he dreams about.) Veronica, the cat, put in a brief appearance earlier but left right away and I haven't seen her since. Perhaps she has been partying with the willow tree. Ah, it is a new year and I am still writing to you. That's wonderful.

Hope your weekend and your year hit all the bright spots, dear hearts.

New Year's Jokes of the Week: Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover. --the Onion

First Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Idk, it feels pretty irresponsible to start another year like RIGHT after this one. Borderline reckless. --Jonathan Edward Durham

Edible Clothes: Food designers predict a crossover with sustainability: clothes made from rice paper, seaweed, or fruit leather that you can eat once worn. Perfect for festivals, survival gear, or snack emergencies. ~~Cocoa Chanel's Basic Black Forest Cake Dress or Heidi Plum's grapeskin leather jacket or Martha Stewart's Knitted Kale Kaps. Anyway, they say any pair of panties are edible if you're confident and you try hard enough.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. --Denis Waitley

..........by New Year's night.........The Eagles …..Please Come Home For Christmas

Trivia Questions: It is National Science Fiction Day because it is Isaac Asimov's birthday.

1. What was the first science fiction book published?

2. What is the best-selling science fiction book ever?

3. Who issues the Hugo Award for best science fiction book of the year?

4. How many books did Isaac Asimov actually write?

5. What is your favorite science fiction book?

Big Hello: Miga – Teribe (Panama and Costa Rica) https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hello.htm

Second Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The word nun is just an “n” doing a cartwheel. --Submitted by INRITH

Image of the Week: Image from the Webb Telescope … start the new year thinking big...

New Year's Joke of the Week: Trump Assures Wall Street He'll Go Back To Just F**king Over Poor People Soon. --Submitted by The Onion

The Kelce-Swift wedding will spark global economic growth. ~~I haven't read a single thing about this wedding. Since I heard it was an engagement I have hoped that it is held somewhere besides Kansas City. I fear the city would put wedding bell decorations on every lamppost in the city. I imagine very, very long white lace banners streaming from every tall building in a 30 mile radius. “Tweens from all over the world coming to the city to stand in the spot that Taylor stood in on their first KC date. “...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together. Mass Hysteria...”

The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses will be all the stronger for working together and sharing the load. --Elizabeth II

..........When the bells all ring and the horns all blow.........Ella Fitzgerald …..What Are You Doing New Year's Eve

Moonbeam: The poverty of the country is such that all the power and sway has got into the hands of the rich, who by extortious advantages, having the common people in their debt, have always curbed and oppressed them in all manner of ways. --Nathaniel Bacon c. 1670

Blasphemy of the Week: The Christians stole the winter solstice from the pagans, and capitalism stole it from the Christians. --George Monbiot

New Year's Joke of the Week: Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies. --Submitted by The Onion

Coffee Joke of the Week: Sunday is when I get to drink coffee for pleasure instead of necessity.

Distant Cousin of Coffee Joke of the Week: Coffee is just anxiety with better branding. https://www.facebook.com/maythecoffeebewithyou

Next Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: The Philosophical Musings of the man who has everything...What do you take from the man who has nothing? --Submitted by Philosophy Matters

Obesity drugs for everyone – even for pets. The availability of GLP-1 in pill form shaves the waistlines, even for pets. ~~I took GLP-1 and now my fork feels like a shovel. I'm basically eating air and feeling full. So many people said “Polly want a cracker?” that my parrot got really, really fat. She finally died of it. But actually, it was quite a weight off my shoulders.

We are not cisterns made for hoarding, we are channels made for sharing. --Billy Graham

..........And baby, let's make promises that we can keep..........Otis Redding & Carla Thomas …..New Year's Resolution

1) Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1818) is widely seen as the first true science fiction novel for grounding fantasy in scientific possibility.

Almanac: It is Friday, January 2, 2026. The moon will be full (Wolf) tomorrow (1/3) and is in Gemini. Today is Happy Mew Year for Cats Day, National Buffet Day, National Motivation and Inspiration Day, National Personal Trainer Awareness Day, National Science Fiction Day, Pet Travel and Safety Day, Stop Spam Day, and World Introvert Day.

Among those born on this day were Nathaniel Bacon (1647), Mily Balakirev (1837), Martha Carey Thomas (1857), Louis Breguet (1880), Sally Rand (1904), Isaac Asimov (1920), Davod Jerbert (1927), Julius LaRosa (1930), Dabney Coleman (1932), Roger Miller (1936), Ricky Van Shelton (1952), Diane Lane (1965), and Tia Carrere (1966).

On January second the Staatsoper of Hamburg opened (Adam und Eva, 1678), Austria ended interrogation torture (1776), Georgia ratified the US constitution (1788), Cosi fan tutti premiered (1790), the free black community of Philadelphia PA petitioned Congress to abolish slavery (1800), the Liberator began publication (1831), the first US Curling Club opened (1832), Der Fliegende Hollander premiered (1843), the White House hired its first female staffer (Alice Sanger, 1890), Jupiter's satellite, Elara, was discovered (1905), the National Woman's Party formed (1913), there was another Irish uprising (1919), Lithuania gained independence (1919), JFK threw his hat in the ring (1960), the Jets signed Joe Namath (1965), Sid Vicious went on trial (1979), Philadelphia swore in its first black mayor (1984),

Night Sky, 1/2: The night sky features a brilliant, nearly full Wolf Supermoon rising with bright Jupiter, forming a striking pair near the Gemini stars (Castor & Pollux). This coincides with the peak of the fast-moving Quadrantid meteor shower, although the bright moonlight will make fainter meteors hard to spot, with prominent constellations like Orion, Taurus, and Auriga overhead.

Fraternal Picture of the Week: The Christmas Swing

New Year's Joke of the Week: Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled “Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles”. --Submitted by The Onion

This Week: Saturday, January 3 – Festival of Sleep Day & JRR Tolkien Day & National Play Outside Day

Night Sky, 1/2: The moon reaches full at 10:02 am in Cancer. The Quadrantid meteor shower peaks January 3-4, 2026, offering a potentially strong display (up to 200/hr) but with poor viewing conditions due to the bright, nearly full "Wolf Supermoon". Originated by asteroid 2003 EH1, look for fireballs after midnight in the Northern Hemisphere.

Sunday, January 4 – Trivia Day & World Braille Day & World Hypnotism Day

Monday, January 5 – National Bird Day & National Screenwriters Day & Twelfth Night

Night Sky, 1/5: Look east for Jupiter (very bright), with Pollux above and to its left, as the Moon passes Regulus in Leo in the early morning before sunrise.

Tuesday, January 6 – Bean Day aka National Bean Day & National Shortbread Day & Three Kings Day aka Epiphany

Wednesday, January 7 – Harlem Globetrotter's Day & Old Rock Day & National Bobblehead Day

Night Sky, 1/7: Sunrise: 7:38 am Sunset: 5:04 pm (9 hours and 26 minutes of daylight) Moonset: 9:35 am Moonrise: 8:03 pm

Thursday, January 8 – Argyle Day & Midwife's Day aka Women's Day & Show and Tell Day At Work

Night Sky, 1/8: Saturn is best observed shortly after sunset. Venus and Mars are not prominent evening objects as they are near the sun's position in the sky. Comet 24P/Schaumasse will be at perihelion (closest approach to the Sun). It might be visible through binoculars or a small telescope, but not to the naked eye,

With scent-enabled devices being tested (like OVR Technology), we might soon be able to “smell” a recipe, perfume ad, or forest walk from our screen. That's either revolutionary or deeply cursed. ~~Hopefully, we're still aways from recreating the actual smell of the person you are seeing. It will be interesting for online dating apps. Will you pick your fragrance after you enter your personal data? Will the consumer be able to pick which flavors are included in any given whiffbar? Whole lines of scents created just for the chemicals in the device. Can't wait.

Everybody has losses – it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. --Isabel Allende

..........Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone.........Fleetwood Mac …..Don't Stop

2) The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins is by far the best selling with over 100 million copies sold surpassing other giants like 1984 and Dune.

Preantepenultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: I bet the ultimate secret of the universe is something stupid. --Existential Comics --Submitted by MMS

Moonbeam: Success is not defined by what others think, but by what you believe. --Sally Rand

New Year's Joke of the Week: Kids, if you like men with big white beards, the color red, and the redistribution of property, have I got a book for you. --@shujaxhaider --Submitted by USDS

Fun Fact of the Week: Happy Mew Year is a playful way to say Happy New Year to your cat, celebrated annually on January 2nd, a special day for cat lovers to show extra appreciation for their feline companions, give them treats, toys, and focus on their health for the year ahead, making it a fun tradition for pet owners. ~~FYI there are weight reduction drugs especially for cats.

Video of the Week: Sally Rand's famous Fan Dance (2:54) https://youtu.be/ahldaCK0DDI

And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A person should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. --Isaac Asimov

Talent is always conscious of its own abundance, and does not object to sharing. --Alexksandr Solzhenitsyn

More people are declaring independence — literally. Micro-countries like Liberland or Sealand are already real. In 2026, expect a boom in digital micronations with their own laws, currencies, and Discord-based governments. ~~I think a micronation of 1 may be a little too tacky. So I am accepting applications for citizenship in Brayacia (Bray' a shi ah) {Bray is my maiden name.} You must be at least 16 years old, alive and kicking, and you must pick a name for yourself that is unique to this nation. Brayacia has no currency or formal governmental structure. My Brayacian name is: Lady Bird Fart.

..........We're gonna celebrate.........Daft Punk …..One More Time

3) The Hugo Awards are given out by members of the World Science Fiction Society (WSFS) at the annual World Science Fiction Convention (Worldcon).

Antepenultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Jeffery Dahmer said tattoos taste terrible. Stay safe from cannibals. Get more tattoos. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088716755199

Weird Word of the Week: Chrysalism: The peaceful feeling that comes from being indoors during a thunderstorm. https://word-lists.com/word-lists/100-rare-words-with-beautiful-meanings/

Dragons of the Week:

New Year's Joke of the Week: The Impotent Potus intends to write Netanyahu a strongly worded check. --Submitted by The Onion

Thank you, Canada, for holding our hair back for all of 2025. We owe you.

Wacky Uses for Common Products: Fertilize azaleas or gardenias. Watering azaleas or gardenias with Coca-Cola increases the acidity in the soil, which azaleas love, and boosts plant performance. The sugar in the Coke feed microorganisms in the soil, increasing the organic matter in the soil https://word-lists.com/word-lists/100-rare-words-with-beautiful-meanings/

Life is all about sharing. If we are good at something, pass it on. That is the pleasure I get from teaching – whether its television or books. We should all share. --Mary Berry

SpaceX announces an IPO, supercharging extraterrestrial markets. Financial markets go into orbit, to the moon and beyond as SpaceX expands rocket launches by orders-of-magnitude. ~~Elon Musk will create a galactic stock market in order to sell stock to extraterrestrial markets since he already has all the money minted on Earth. Rocket stocks soared to new heights but then a minor guidance problem caused them to plummet.

...........Kissing the old year out.........Bing Crosby ….Let's Start The New Year Right

4) Isaac Asimov was incredibly prolific, writing or editing over 500 books, along with hundreds of short stories, essays, and articles, covering science fiction (like his famous Foundation and Robot series) and popular science, history, and more, making him one of history's most productive authors.

Penultimate Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: Gary basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house. --Benjamin Schwartz --Submitted by The New Yorker ~~Side note: 2025 is the 100^th anniversary of the founding of The New Yorker.

Science Fiction Convention of the Week: Painted Desert Fur Con (1/2-4, Phoenix, AZ) ...Arizona's destination for the furry community. https://painteddesertfc.org/

New Year's Joke of the Week: Trump Vows To Reopen Joanns As Prison --Submitted by The Onion

Short Labor History of the Week: It is the birthday of the International Workers of the World aka IWW aka Wobblies. It was created at a Conference of Industrial Unionists in Chicago in 1905. The mission of the IWW was and still is to form One Big Union!

Spark of Joy of the Week: It is the birthday of the Wobblies and here is a collection of IWW cartoons...cartooning capitalism https://www.cartooningcapitalism.com/iww-cartoons

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing. --Elie Wiesel

China demands all payments to them be made in actual gold. The white house staff tried melting down all those gold appliqués that the president had stuck to the walls but it wasn't enough. The US may have to just send the key to Ft Knox to Xi Jinping.

..........May we all have our hopes.........Abba …..Happy New Year

5) My favorite is The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester. “Gully Foyle is my name. Terra is my nation. Deep space is my dwelling place, the stars my destination.”

Protest Sign of the Week: One Nation Under Distress

Quote of the Week: Bless you, wherever you are. Windswept child of a shooting star. --John Lennon

New Year's Joke of the Week: A modern Christmas Carol remake where Scrooge doesn't change his ways but instead makes his whole personality about how the woke Christmas ghosts are trying to cancel him. @vonTraphaus

Final Funniest Thing I Read of the Week: My advice on growing old: Go ahead and do it. --Hershel Franklin --Submitted by bu of ks

Today's Peace of History: January 2, 1995: An estimated 100,000 Bangladeshi women traveled from the countryside to attend a rally in Dacca, the capital, to protest Islamist clerics' attacks on women's education and employment. Khaleda Zia, the country’s first female prime minister, had introduced compulsory free primary education, free education for girls up to class ten, a stipend for the girl students, and food for the education program.

I'm just someone who likes cooking and for whom sharing food is a form of expression. --Maya Angelou

JD Vance takes over the white house and redecorates it like PeeWee's Playhouse. He changes the name of the Green Room to French Horn Haunt with an automatic applause machine for whenever he plays. And the Blue Room changes to Erika Kirk's Game Room. And he requires that every room have at least 3 “young” couches.

..........I love the days we spent together.........Nat King Cole …..Happy New Year

Masthead of the Week: Friday ePistle, January 2, 2026: Predictable ePistle . Online at: http://fridayepistle.blogspot.com/ Exclusive editor: Christine Smith. Lawrence, KS.

Moonbeam: The man's world must become a man's and woman's world. --M Carey Thomas

Cost of War:

As of 01/01/26 State Department Costs: $283,431,727,533

As of 12/25/25 State Department Costs: $282,903,955,387

As of 01/01/26 Homeland Security: $ 1,219,572,461,971

As of 12/25/25 Homeland Security: $1,218,999,203,600

As of 01/01/26 Interest on War Debt: $1,350,757,968,320

As of 12/25/25 Interest on War Debt: $ 1,349,283,761,430

As of 01/01/26 Military Costs: $ 3,185,260,814,791

As of 12/25/25 Military Costs: $3,184,141,458,478

As of 01/01/26 Veterans Care: $4,664,354,201,478

As of 12/25/25 Veterans Care: $4,653,177,494,231

As of 01/01/26 Total Cost of Wars: $10,703,380,813,758

As of 12/25/25 Total Cost of Wars: $10,688,507,503,721

https://www.nationalpriorities.org/cost-of/

Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is. --Isaac Asimov

Famous Last Words: Hier steh' ich treu dir bis zum Tod --Richard Wagner The Flying Dutchman (Here I stand true to you until death.)

..........Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you.........Taylor Swift …..New Year's Day

Our father's and our family's music is focused on uniting people through justice, peace, and love; and sharing a meal can bring togetherness, community, love and understanding. --Cedella Marley

Luigi is exonerated for killing the CEO of UnitedHealthCare. He runs for office and wins. Everybody gets national health care. ~~Sigh. I can dream can't I?

May Peace fill you with hope

And Joy fill you with anticipation

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